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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25900 on: February 04, 2023, 11:07:32 AM »
Ironat, thanks for the question. As a manage at Auto Zone, I no longer stock shelves and it's been quite a few years since I have stocked a shelf.

The development is from hard work!!

I would love to be a manager at AutoZone.

I would have a shirt with my name on it and those Dickies brand work pants. I would buy them in a short inseam so it would look like I'm wearing capri pants or really long shorts, like Chaos' vato buddies. I would get black New Balance velcro shoes (to hide oil and grease, not grass stains) and white socks.

I would not wear a hat, because I'm not bald, and no one can see the top of my head anyway. I would tell customers things like, "oh yeah, it is definitely the stator on the starter motor that is failing." Even though I have no idea what that means.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25901 on: February 04, 2023, 11:27:20 AM »
I would love to be a manager at AutoZone.

I would have a shirt with my name on it and those Dickies brand work pants. I would buy them in a short inseam so it would look like I'm wearing capri pants or really long shorts, like Chaos' vato buddies. I would get black New Balance velcro shoes (to hide oil and grease, not grass stains) and white socks.

I would not wear a hat, because I'm not bald, and no one can see the top of my head anyway. I would tell customers things like, "oh yeah, it is definitely the stator on the starter motor that is failing." Even though I have no idea what that means.

You would also have to carry around a box cutter to open the boxes to stock the shelves. Box cutters are a very important instrument for effective stocking.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25902 on: February 04, 2023, 11:27:58 AM »
If you had been your mugshot would have been posted years ago.. ;D

Fair point!  ;D ;D
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25903 on: February 04, 2023, 11:28:23 AM »
You would also have to carry around a box cutter to open the boxes to stock the shelves. Box cutters are a very important instrument for effective stocking.
also a useful tool when hijacking aeroplanes...

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25904 on: February 04, 2023, 11:32:27 AM »
You would also have to carry around a box cutter to open the boxes to stock the shelves. Box cutters are a very important instrument for effective stocking.

I was always told a box cutter was a guy with big front teeth.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25905 on: February 04, 2023, 11:34:39 AM »
I was always told a box cutter was a guy with big front teeth.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25906 on: February 04, 2023, 12:07:53 PM »
I was always told a box cutter was a guy with big front teeth.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25907 on: February 04, 2023, 12:34:00 PM »
I was always told a box cutter was a guy with big front teeth.

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Lmao! Good one!
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25908 on: February 04, 2023, 02:10:26 PM »
Some big dudes showing up in this thread.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25909 on: February 04, 2023, 02:18:27 PM »
Really you sure about that? My 225lbs of Dadbod canít fathom your level? I am just a fat weak frail slob with piss poor genetics who barely even lifts? You might be right let me check letís see what I look like today at lunchtime.

Yeah I donít know man I am starting to look kind of thick up top again

Will you ever shave that skunk off your face it makes you look 20 years older ffs

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25910 on: February 04, 2023, 02:46:05 PM »
I was always told a box cutter was a guy with big front teeth.

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Hetero post reported....only dick root, cottage cheese ass, and secret rendezvous allowed in this thread.  Go post your nasty vagina reference elsewhere.


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25911 on: February 04, 2023, 02:51:00 PM »
Just don't wander around the locker room nude, blow drying your nuts, etc...
We got an old guy, with his 1" acorn peeping out, trying to have conversations w/ everyone in the locker room.
Put a towel on for Christ sake ya creepy fukk.  ::)
Those are probably either war veterans or have been in prison for an extended period of time.

Normal people don't feel comfortable parading naked, around strangers.

No offense to strippers. You are in a league of your own. Professionals.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25912 on: February 04, 2023, 02:59:25 PM »
You know I am not actually bald right? You guys keep saying that. Do I have long flowing locks no am I bald nope there is hair in my head
My favorite post of his yet. Because it gives away his true intentions.... 50/50 split.

Either he is actually insane, and he believes that the silly strings he has, is a full head of hair, or he knows that he is practically bald, and is trolling some of you into oblivion.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25913 on: February 04, 2023, 03:17:46 PM »
Poor women

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2 likes lol, this is why bhanks is wedded to this place, until such time as he can get more attention elsewhere he will be a permanent fixture, periodic tanties aside


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25914 on: February 04, 2023, 03:18:59 PM »
My favorite post of his yet. Because it gives away his true intentions.... 50/50 split.

Either he is actually insane, and he believes that the silly strings he has, is a full head of hair, or he knows that he is practically bald, and is trolling some of you into oblivion.
You know he is reading your post.Itís taking all his restraint to not come on here and set you straight

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25915 on: February 04, 2023, 03:32:25 PM »
only dick root, cottage cheese ass, and secret rendezvous allowed in this thread. 

No need to bring fat, dumb, Howard into this...

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25916 on: February 04, 2023, 03:36:58 PM »
My favorite post of his yet. Because it gives away his true intentions.... 50/50 split.

Either he is actually insane, and he believes that the silly strings he has, is a full head of hair, or he knows that he is practically bald, and is trolling some of you into oblivion.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25917 on: February 04, 2023, 04:15:05 PM »
My favorite post of his yet. Because it gives away his true intentions.... 50/50 split.

Either he is actually insane, and he believes that the silly strings he has, is a full head of hair, or he knows that he is practically bald, and is trolling some of you into oblivion.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25918 on: February 04, 2023, 04:45:40 PM »
Some big dudes showing up in this thread.

All round big dudes.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25919 on: February 04, 2023, 05:20:37 PM »
SF1900 showing halftruthhankins how to get big in this thread.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25920 on: February 04, 2023, 05:35:11 PM »
I trained today.   Bhanks is still in time out w pouty pants attitude.     Pathetic.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25921 on: February 04, 2023, 05:44:47 PM »
SF1900 showing halftruthhankins how to get big in this thread.

Iím still waiting on bhanks to give me training and diet advice!
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25922 on: February 04, 2023, 05:53:57 PM »
Iím still waiting on bhanks to give me training and diet advice!

Bhanks is a quitter.    He leaves when the heat gets turned up.    Like Clegg fight not answering the bell. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25923 on: February 04, 2023, 08:05:41 PM »
so what this called?


I believe he would fail the most important baldness test which is whether an Eagle would see his bald head from above and mistaking it for a rock try to use it to crack open a turtle shell.  The constant wearing of the hat shows he knows he'd fail the Eagle test.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25924 on: February 04, 2023, 08:42:58 PM »
Fags gonna fag.

Funny, Brian has no issues with gay talk on Instagram