How self conscious can you be? You're in your own house. Brian worried his son is going to notice he's balding?
my theory about men who cannot deal with baldness is that they are usually the most delusional of all men, after all, it seems like they don't realize they were never anything to write home about, before or after baldness not much difference, only worse but only like dog shit being worse than horse shit, but horse shit was still not that appealing, so what does it even matter