Did HGH destroy Tiger Woods?

[240 is Back]

He's an amazing golfer, brightest future of anyone in history.

Then he gets jacked, brags about benching 325+, arms grow 3 inches.

Then he fcks anything that walks, gets caught, shrinks down 25 pounds to keep the wifey from outing him on drug use.

Now he cannot flex his glutes - growth side effect?   He can't swing anymore. his confidence is shot.  He's like Fall 2014 Lebron with a golf club.

Every sports show is talking about this today... Is tiger about to be outed for GH use?  He did live in FL, right near the same clinic that fed the MLB and *maybe* that championship  Heat team. 

[El Diablo Blanco]

Destoying countless pussy raises ones test 10000%

[Nails]

Elin Nordegren happened lol

[Erik C]

Elin Nordegren happened lol

And her hitting him upside the head, with a 9 iron, didn't help either. Probably something to do with equilibrium and balance now.

[funk51]

 

[Nick Danger]

Does this look like a guy on HGH?

[liquid_c]

He needs to go back to banging countless dirty whores and porn stars.  When he was doing that he was playing awesome. 

[Hulkotron]

He's an amazing golfer, brightest future of anyone in history.

Then he gets jacked, brags about benching 325+, arms grow 3 inches.

Then he fcks anything that walks, gets caught, shrinks down 25 pounds to keep the wifey from outing him on drug use.

Now he cannot flex his glutes - growth side effect?   He can't swing anymore. his confidence is shot.  He's like Fall 2014 Lebron with a golf club.

Every sports show is talking about this today... Is tiger about to be outed for GH use?  He did live in FL, right near the same clinic that fed the MLB and *maybe* that championship  Heat team. 

He's like LeBron, got caught, PGA told him to come off, except he can't go back on and is now no good.

[240 is Back]

He's like LeBron, got caught, PGA told him to come off, except he can't go back on and is now no good.

it all makes sense.   he gains 20 pounds of muscle, becomes horny as fck and bangs every Perkins watress he meets.

wife catches him, threatens, he has to give her everything she wants in returen for confidentiality... he has to get off the gear.  Now his body is a wreck and his confidence is a shot.   

We see a pattern now.  Happened in the NBA this year.  Happened to Tiger.  From now on, every time a new athlete shows up jacked, we can start the countdown to them 'going paleo', losing it all, then returning to suck... and eventually getting back on the HGH.

NOW we see Melo might be OUT FOR THE SEASON.

Carmelo also lost a lot of muscle in 2014, when everyone else lost their source.  And now he's going to "shut it down" after the All-Star game for the year, to "give his body a break".   I'm guessing he returns next season, 15+ pounds of muscle returned

http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/08/11/carmelo-anthony-is-looking-slimmed-down-too/

[Quickerblade]

it all makes sense.   he gains 20 pounds of muscle, becomes horny as fck and bangs every Perkins watress he meets.

wife catches him, threatens, he has to give her everything she wants in returen for confidentiality... he has to get off the gear.  Now his body is a wreck and his confidence is a shot.  

We see a pattern now.  Happened in the NBA this year.  Happened to Tiger.  From now on, every time a new athlete shows up jacked, we can start the countdown to them 'going paleo', losing it all, then returning to suck... and eventually getting back on the HGH.

NOW we see Melo might be OUT FOR THE SEASON.

Carmelo also lost a lot of muscle in 2014, when everyone else lost their source.  And now he's going to "shut it down" after the All-Star game for the year, to "give his body a break".   I'm guessing he returns next season, 15+ pounds of muscle returned

http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/08/11/carmelo-anthony-is-looking-slimmed-down-too/

Carmelo is a moron. Him playing or not playing means nothing anyway, they only have 10 wins all year.

[irishdave]

A Irishman named Rory McIlroy is what destroyed Tiger Woods

[The_Punisher]

Somewhere down in North Palm Beach, Florida, the King of Golf, the one and only, Jack Nicklaus knows his Record will never be Broken, at least not for this Generation....long live the true King of Golf



Kiss this, Eldrick

[The Abdominal Snoman]

My opinion on Tiger Woods is that he and his girlfriend are addicted to opiates(pain pills). They both have been dealing with injuries over the past few years and with Tiger, he seems to fake injuries all the time. Probably to keep getting scripts for pills. The dudes whole demeanour has changed. No killer instinct at all anymore. He also has the bloated non ripped look that many pill heads have...His girlfriend also is known to never miss a party. I'd bet the house he's a junkie...

[devilsmile]

My opinion on Tiger Woods is that he and his girlfriend are addicted to opiates(pain pills). They both have been dealing with injuries over the past few years and with Tiger, he seems to fake injuries all the time. Probably to keep getting scripts for pills. The dudes whole demeanour has changed. No killer instinct at all anymore. He also has the bloated non ripped look that many pill heads have...His girlfriend also is known to never miss a party.

golf injuries 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

golf injuries 

Exactly. Thousands of pro golfers on the planet and Tiger Woods is basically one of a few who seems to limp around like he's some old ex football player. Tiger is faking injuries just like a lot of pill heads do...

[Nick Danger]

Exactly. Thousands of pro golfers on the planet and Tiger Woods is basically one of a few who seems to limp around like he's some old ex football player. Tiger is faking injuries just like a lot of pill heads do...

Don't you think he could get anything he wanted injured or not?

[stavios]

honestly he made his money, don't know what the fuck is wrong with him at this point

just retire, get high and fuck hoes all day

[El Diablo Blanco]

honestly he made his money, don't know what the fuck is wrong with him at this point

just retire, get high and fuck hoes all day

Pride.  hard to going from one of the best ever to sitting at home doing nothing.

[stavios]

Pride.  hard to going from one of the best ever to sitting at home doing nothing.

Fuck I would do it easy.

I'd spend all day bragging about how fucking awesome I was and just party up all the fucking time and bang hoes 

[polychronopolous]

Exactly. Thousands of pro golfers on the planet and Tiger Woods is basically one of a few who seems to limp around like he's some old ex football player. Tiger is faking injuries just like a lot of pill heads do...

It does seem very bizarre how quickly his body has "broken down" over the past few years for a sport that 80 year olds still play.

[240 is Back]

honestly he made his money, don't know what the fuck is wrong with him at this point

just retire, get high and fuck hoes all day

UNLESS he still gets the $ from Nike, etc, if he shows up and "tries" each year.

Maybe every year, he shows up for the obligated 3-4 events, drops out after 2 days every time, never making the cut, but still fulfilling his competition requirements for those sweet ass long-term endorsement deals.

Tiger doesn't care.  maybe this is him just punching the timeclock for the least amount of time possible.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Don't you think he could get anything he wanted injured or not?

Sure. But look at Rush Limbaugh a few years back. He had to go the route of a drug dealer because his Docs shut him off. I bet Tiger doesn't want too many people knowing he's a pill freak. So he just keeps faking injuries. And if the PGA really has a drug testing policy in place, Tiger will need an injury because he would always be coming up dirty when tested. With these fake injuries, he can test dirty and the high ups in the PGA won't think he's a drug addict but just taking pain pills for his phantom injuries...

[El Diablo Blanco]

Sure. But look at Rush Limbaugh a few years back. He had to go the route of a drug dealer because his Docs shut him off. I bet Tiger doesn't want too many people knowing he's a pill freak. So he just keeps faking injuries. And if the PGA really has a drug testing policy in place, Tiger will need an injury because he would always be coming up dirty when tested. With these fake injuries, he can test dirty and the high ups in the PGA won't think he's a drug addict but just taking pain pills for his phantom injuries...

lol, its florida.  Doctors will write you any prescription you want

[240 is Back]

Don't you think he could get anything he wanted injured or not?

the problem with being famous...
you always have to worry about your dealer getting busted - and trading a famous arrest (YOU), for his own freedom.

Imagine a "wire" or video catching Tiger buying illegal drugs... he'd lose hundreds of millions, his kids, who knows what else, by the ethics clauses.  So he can't just buy it like most unknown people could and would.  

he can pay a friend to do it, but then the friend could write a tell-all book.

[240 is Back]

lol, its florida.  Doctors will write you any prescription you want

that was the case until 2 years ago.  It's ALL changed now.  TONS of pharmacy busts, tons of 'pill mills' shut down.  It's dry now for pills... docs and pharmacists were jailed or forced out of biz all over SW Florida.  Very diff these days.