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Title: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 02, 2013, 04:18:16 PM
Walking through my mates big back yard at 3am, stumbled into something.... a million bees came out of nowhere and stung the shit outa me.
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: HTexan on February 02, 2013, 04:20:52 PM
Walking through my mates big back yard at 3am, stumbled into something.... a million bees came out of nowhere and stung the shit outa me.
Cool story bro
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: tommywishbone on February 02, 2013, 04:21:38 PM
Vince G is laughing.
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 02, 2013, 04:23:34 PM
Vince G is laughing.


How did you know???
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: tommywishbone on February 02, 2013, 04:24:44 PM

How did you know???
:D :D hahaha.  I just sort of suspected.   
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Princess L on February 02, 2013, 04:30:52 PM
Walking through my mates big back yard at 3am, stumbled into something.... a million bees came out of nowhere and stung the shit outa me.

You're lucky you didn't died.
 :P
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Schmoff on February 02, 2013, 04:33:23 PM
pics or shit didn't happen
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Marty Champions on February 02, 2013, 04:38:04 PM
stung by blacks is more like it
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: SF1900 on February 02, 2013, 04:38:52 PM
Get advice from natural wonder.
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 02, 2013, 04:41:44 PM
Get advice from natural wonder.
Exactly, Gene got stung badly one time as I recall.
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Marty Champions on February 02, 2013, 04:43:51 PM
use the nectar from your skinny mini replica to remedy the situation brother
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 02, 2013, 04:45:13 PM
use the nectar from your skinny mini replica to remedy the situation brother
Baking soda works on bee stings my Grandma showed me that as a kid.
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: dr.chimps on February 02, 2013, 04:47:10 PM
Walking through my mates big back yard at 3am, stumbled into something.... a million bees came out of nowhere and stung the shit outa me.
*Laughs into hand*     ;D
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: el numero uno on February 02, 2013, 04:47:42 PM
Is "bees" a codename for "big black c*cks"?
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Post by: dj181 on February 02, 2013, 04:53:58 PM
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 02, 2013, 04:56:45 PM
Walking through my mates big back yard at 3am, stumbled into something.... a million bees came out of nowhere and stung the shit outa me.

okay naturalwonders83!
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: a_ahmed on February 02, 2013, 05:04:08 PM
As a kid on my grandparents farm... I thought it was cool to take a stick and smash a barell full of bees (bee hive). Lets just say it didn't go too well. :D Cool story I know.
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: B_B_C on February 02, 2013, 05:09:58 PM
a million bees came out of nowhere and stung the shit outa me.

did it realy take that many?
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 02, 2013, 05:25:31 PM
You're lucky you didn't died.
 :P

I was worried. Never been stung before
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: SF1900 on February 02, 2013, 06:08:14 PM
I was worried. Never been stung before
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The thought of Getbig must have sustained you! Thank goodness! :)
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: tommywishbone on February 02, 2013, 06:12:18 PM
Here ya go-

1980, I'm a helping a friend clean up his back yard BBQ/patio/party area, after a long winter. In the corner I noticed an old wet dirty sleeeping bag.  I throw the sleeping bag over my shoulder grab some more debris and am heading to the truck.  As I'm walking I notice "something black and blurry" all around my head and face.

All of a sudden- BUZZ!!!  Sting sting sting sting!    A nest of yellow jackets had made their winter nest in the deep folds of the sleeping bag. Yellow Jackets normally nest in the ground, I think.   I threw the bag up in the air and took off running. My friends saw what was happening and they were all yelling, "Run Tom run!!!" I think I ran about 1/4 mile.

30+ stings. Mostly to the face, head and neck.
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: daddy8ball on February 02, 2013, 06:16:37 PM
That's un-BEE-lieveable!!  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: 240 is Back on February 02, 2013, 06:17:19 PM
That's un-BEE-lieveable!!  :D :D :D

Bee nice
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: tommywishbone on February 02, 2013, 06:17:34 PM
That's un-BEE-lieveable!!  :D :D :D

 ;D ;D ;D   Nice!  I should have posted that one.  :D
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: B_B_C on February 02, 2013, 06:19:45 PM
Bee nice
yes Honey
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: tommywishbone on February 02, 2013, 06:24:13 PM
yes Honey

 ;D  another good one.  :D
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: tommywishbone on February 02, 2013, 06:25:22 PM
Next time you're out late at night, you should behive yourself and not get in trouble.
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: B_B_C on February 02, 2013, 06:30:48 PM
;D  another good one.  :D

everybody will get buzzy in this hive of activity to come up with the next big idea
meanwhile
"well fuck me" said the Queen bee and thousands died in the rush
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: booty on February 02, 2013, 06:40:04 PM
Not good, hope you are feeling better soon NZ.
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: B_B_C on February 02, 2013, 06:42:36 PM
forgive us for droning on about it but did you break out in hives ?
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: arce1988 on February 02, 2013, 07:16:00 PM
:(
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: JBGRAY on February 02, 2013, 07:25:03 PM
Dude, you're not looking too good....go seek medical attention  :o

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Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: booty on February 02, 2013, 07:34:08 PM
The poor thing has probably got big swollen hives all over his eyes and mouth.  I don't know much about bee stings but I would imagine that NZ would be feeling very under the weather too. 
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: a_ahmed on February 02, 2013, 08:13:15 PM
Here ya go-

1980, I'm a helping a friend clean up his back yard BBQ/patio/party area, after a long winter. In the corner I noticed an old wet dirty sleeeping bag.  I throw the sleeping bag over my shoulder grab some more debris and am heading to the truck.  As I'm walking I notice "something black and blurry" all around my head and face.

All of a sudden- BUZZ!!!  Sting sting sting sting!    A nest of yellow jackets had made their winter nest in the deep folds of the sleeping bag. Yellow Jackets normally nest in the ground, I think.   I threw the bag up in the air and took off running. My friends saw what was happening and they were all yelling, "Run Tom run!!!" I think I ran about 1/4 mile.

30+ stings. Mostly to the face, head and neck.

hahaha sucks more than my barrel and stick experience as a kid. Good cardio motivation PFFFT lol
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: a_ahmed on February 02, 2013, 08:13:57 PM
Bee nice

Oh you... BEEhave :P I could BEE going on and on about this. But I'll BEE going now okay :D
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Tapeworm on February 02, 2013, 10:37:28 PM
Well that was a stupid thing to do.
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: tommywishbone on February 02, 2013, 10:42:14 PM
hahaha sucks more than my barrel and stick experience as a kid. Good cardio motivation PFFFT lol

After it was over, we had a mighty laugh. Kids Mom put wet tobacco on all my bites.
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: booty on February 02, 2013, 10:53:51 PM
NZ already has bee stung lips, imagine what they must look like now.   :o
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: B_B_C on February 03, 2013, 04:50:17 AM
NZ already has bee stung lips, imagine what they must look like now.   :o

its the latest in beetox treament
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Gregzs on May 13, 2020, 08:37:49 PM
Well that was a stupid thing to do.


FLORIDA TEEN STUNG OVER 600 TIMES AFTER INSERTING HIS PENIS INSIDE OF BEEHIVE

A Florida teenager is lying in critical condition after he was stung more than 600 times by bees.
Lawrence Thomas, 14, who is allergic to bees, was brought to Naples Community Hospital after suffering a severe anaphylactic shock.

The 14-year-old boy apparently inserted his penis inside of a beehive located under the family house balcony when he was attacked by the swarm of bees.

“One of his friends told him that having sex was like putting your penis inside a jar of warm honey. I guess there wasn’t any honey around,” his father Robert J. Thomas told reporters laughingly, visibly grateful his son was still alive.

“I mean, I understand the urge but if you have to do it, do it in a Kleenex for God’s sake and leave the bees alone” argued his father, visibly flabbergasted by the incident.

Gynecologist Anne Gibson of the Naples Community Hospital reminds us that sexual experimentation is fairly common and healthy for young teenage boys and girls.

“I once had a young 11-year-old patient with a large eggplant stuck inside her vagina. I had to reassure her that her behavior was perfectly normal,” the gynecologist recounted.

Last year, a similar incident occurred after a man who openly described himself as an insect fetishist attempted to sexually assault a queen bee and was subsequently hospitalized for 12 days.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-teen-stung-over-600-times-after-inserting-his-penis-inside-of-beehive/?fbclid=IwAR2GqOujpCVIItrjOQFkdZY8VX9xdGGB5XIM1seWeTjIS10tjkzAqCUI_lA
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Kwon on May 13, 2020, 10:08:21 PM
use the nectar from your skinny mini replica to remedy the situation brother

So THAT's the Nectar Rewards Darren been talkin' about all these years?
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Tapeworm on May 14, 2020, 03:36:39 AM
In all fairness, it's a fine line between stupidity and the other thing.
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Kwon on May 14, 2020, 05:34:08 AM
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Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 15, 2020, 04:56:15 PM
I still run the fuck away when a bee is hanging round me  ;D
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Primemuscle on May 15, 2020, 05:53:22 PM
And I thought I was a weird teenager.
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 15, 2020, 05:57:07 PM
At least they were manuka bees
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 16, 2020, 05:21:51 PM
Yellow Jackets are vicious.  Often  they come out of a tiny hole in the soil.  When I got stung I had no clue what was happening because I didn't see any bees. After getting stung and being in pain I finally saw a couple.
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Kwon on May 16, 2020, 05:27:05 PM
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Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Teutonic Knight 1 on May 16, 2020, 05:38:53 PM
I still run the fuck away when a bee is hanging round me  ;D


Manuka honey could help ........................ .......
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: sync pulse on May 17, 2020, 09:50:26 PM


Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: sync pulse on May 17, 2020, 10:14:56 PM
When I was first laid off from my broadcasting tech/producer job, I took a job with a company that installed equipment in cell phone station sites.  One was next to a commercial apiary (honey bee farm)...it was massive...acres of hives...and they were out working the hives and so all the bees were out swarming.  There was a guy in our crew who the night before had used the motel shampoo, the whole bottle, just loping over with fragrance...The bees were attracted to the smell and were swarming around his head...He was slapping at them, frustrated...one of the apiary workers came to the fence line and advised, "You shouldn't slap at them, they could turn ugly and attack you as a group..."
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: Primemuscle on May 17, 2020, 11:02:00 PM
When I was first laid off from my broadcasting tech/producer job, I took a job with a company that installed equipment in cell phone station sites.  One was next to a commercial apiary (honey bee farm)...it was massive...acres of hives...and they were out working the hives and so all the bees were out swarming.  There was a guy in our crew who the night before had used the motel shampoo, the whole bottle, just loping over with fragrance...The bees were attracted to the smell and were swarming around his head...He was slapping at them, frustrated...one of the apiary workers came to the fence line and advised, "You shouldn't slap at them, they could turn ugly and attack you as a group..."

Oddly enough, this is true. Also, don't wear dark colors if you think you will be exposed to bees or wasps.
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: B_B_C on May 18, 2020, 01:49:08 AM
"You shouldn't slap at them, they could turn ugly and attack you as a group..."

 like some of the wasps on this site
Title: Re: Got stung by bees last night
Post by: sync pulse on May 18, 2020, 02:23:43 AM
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Post by: Primemuscle on May 18, 2020, 12:46:15 PM
like some of the wasps on this site

Very good! I like it even though I am a 'wasp'.