Dīckotomy
by Edgar Allen Hoe (a poem from the unpublished "drawer" manuscripts)
I
It was some or many a year ago,
In a forum parts crazy :: funny,
That a creature there wrote whom you came to know
By the name of the Ass Bunny;
In his furry attire, was but one desire
To be reamed, to be creamed,
As he beamed while he screamed,
"Fuck me, fuck me, fuh huck meee!"
II
Then we saw with wide eyes the Ass Bunny's cries,
When he turned to Christianity,
No more progress pics or lust for big dicks
From his home or the penitentiary;
The former man whore deigned to sin no more,
By casting out demons, eschewing men's semen
From Heaven above, h'was made good through His love!
Or was he?
III
For the moon never beams, without bringing him dreams,
Of the cocks that filled him with glee,
For the stars always rise, harking back his eyes,
To that addict and tweak, to that costumed freak,
With a hole in his seat, horny tricks at his feet,
Of the once, of the great, of the reprobate,
Glory*holy*ous
Ass Bunny