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Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« on: December 31, 2005, 06:25:42 PM »
Congrats, you blew it. Now get used to current accomodations-they're actually nicer than your future residences.

You had enough time & money to get out of the country.

Could've been toasting New Years' from Athens or Bangkok, tanned & rested, looking vaguely like this..

Instead if you're lucky they'll let you post a message here in '06.


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Re: Happy Nu Year to Craig & Kell in jail..
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2005, 06:43:13 PM »
craiggers and kelly
i hope you continue to have a rotten nightmare of a pathetic existence.
you two are worse that cockroaches.  tonight, we're all going out.  so you two stay in your cells and feel sorry for yourselfs.  think alot about hell because both of you are going there.

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Re: Happy Nu Year to Craig & Kell in jail..
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2005, 06:45:11 PM »
You had enough time and money to get out of the country.

Yeah, but they're really dumb criminals.  ;D
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Re: Send New Year's Greetings to Craig & Kell in jail..
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2005, 06:49:25 PM »
Picture me Rollin.......

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Re: Send New Year's Greetings to Craig & Kell in jail..
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2005, 06:53:29 PM »
Picture me Rollin.......


WTF are you on??

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2005, 08:31:55 PM »
Weren't Craig & Kelly just in one of Shawn's Muscle Camps?


Maybe he's so happy about this because he hasn't paid them yet.  ;)
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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2005, 08:53:15 PM »
i cant imagine going anywhere with those two sleaze balls

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2005, 08:55:14 PM »
i cant imagine going anywhere with those two sleaze balls

Unless you're hoping to get invited to one of their "swinger parties".  ::)
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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2005, 08:59:13 PM »
LOL   i'm much too refined    ::)

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2005, 11:24:09 PM »
Happy New Year Craig And Kelly, wwwwwate a Minuit you can't read this your in jail.

My bad

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2005, 11:51:45 PM »
Happy New Year Craig And Kelly, wwwwwate a Minuit you can't read this your in jail.

My bad

r u sure ?

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2006, 07:58:53 AM »
Ah no.
They were not in my Muscle Camp in Dubai, one of there scheduled last appearances before going Buck Wild then AWOL. :o
Actually, that particular camp was canceled when one  of the pormoters over there had back Surgery in September.
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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2006, 08:13:12 AM »
By all accounts they were ok to have at events anyway so lets not go bending the truth like they were ruthless potential murderers when you met them because its all bullshit. 

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2006, 08:25:48 AM »
Apparently Craig is available for guest posing:
http://www.craigtitus.com/

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2006, 10:01:51 AM »
craiggers and kelly
i hope you continue to have a rotten nightmare of a pathetic existence.
you two are worse that cockroaches. tonight, we're all going out. so you two stay in your cells and feel sorry for yourselfs. think alot about hell because both of you are going there.

big DB


Tragic New Year=All you can hope for is to die in your sleep

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2006, 12:37:05 PM »
 :P   I wonder if he'll be able to participate in a work release program and guest pose.  Maybe at other prisons

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2006, 02:11:21 PM »
:P   I wonder if he'll be able to participate in a work release program and guest pose.  Maybe at other prisons

Or a muscle camp coming to your area

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2006, 02:43:16 PM »
Craig needs to talk to his client Vince Neil.  He killed someone and walked for it. 

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2006, 02:50:37 PM »
Craig needs to talk to his client Vince Neil.  He killed someone and walked for it. 

Really?  No wonder he chose Craig as a trainer.  "Birds of a feather" and all that...
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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2006, 03:09:47 PM »
Killing via drunk driving is much more acceptable.  ::)

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2006, 05:29:41 PM »
Killing via drunk driving is much more acceptable.  ::)


i'm unfamiliar with the case

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2006, 06:06:52 PM »
a little blurb on it:

 
  Rocker VINCE NEIL is still haunted by the car crash in which pal RAZZLE was killed and he confesses the prison term he served for his part in the accident wasn't tough enough.

The MOTLEY CRUE star spent 30 days in jail and was fined $2.5 million (GBP1.3 million) for driving drunk in the 1984 car crash, which cost his passenger, HANOI ROCKS star Razzle his life.

But he insists he should have been more severely punished, and now feels he literally got away with murder.

He tells BLENDER magazine, "I wrote a $2.5 million cheque for vehicular manslaughter when Razzle died.

"I should have gone to prison. I definitely deserved to go to prison. But I did 30 days in jail and got laid and drank beer, because that's the power of cash. That's f**ked up.

"It's changed now. But you're 20-years-old and you've got a million dollars in your pocket and drugs and drink and women and fame and there are lawyers to protect you. We just thought we could do anything."




2.5 million. That can't be right. There is not a statute on the books that would bring that fine. Now if it was a civil case brought by the family, that's different.

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2006, 06:11:12 PM »

Tragic New Year=All you can hope for is to die in your sleep

thanks christer !   lol

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2006, 06:12:30 PM »
  further googling (1 person died and 2 were disabled) :

   In July of 1986, Los Angeles County Superier Court Judge Edward Hinz, Jr. sentenced Vince with a 30 day jail term, 5 years probation and $2.6 million in restitution to the victims of the crash and 200 hours of community service. Vince got out of jail in 20 days for good behavior.

wow. I don't remember 2 being disabled. Were they in Vince's car also. It was a one car crash wasn't it?

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Re: Nu Year's Greetings to Craig n Kell in jail..
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2006, 06:13:46 PM »
wow. I don't remember 2 being disabled. Were they in Vince's car also. It was a one car crash wasn't it?

i have the Crue dvd. He hit another car. I think one of them was paralyzed.