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Mosesinthesea

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Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« on: January 19, 2006, 02:24:35 AM »

Once the trial is over and Hollywood gets around to making "The Craig Titus Story", I am wondering which stars will be solicited for the big production.  I am thinking maybe a bulked-up Tobey McGuire in the title role and perhaps Celine Dion as his loyal wife.  Also, Jose Canseco would make a good Kammali
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Re: Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2006, 03:15:44 AM »
Quote from: Mosesinthesea on January 19, 2006, 02:24:35 AM
Once the trial is over and Hollywood gets around to making "The Craig Titus Story", I am wondering which stars will be solicited for the big production.  I am thinking maybe a bulked-up Tobey McGuire in the title role and perhaps Celine Dion as his loyal wife.  Also, Jose Canseco would make a good Kammali

so this is gonna have a big budget, huh ?  ::)
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Re: Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2006, 08:47:59 AM »
Bob Chick will be portrayed by Clint Howard.
Shawn Ray will be portrayed by Little Bow-Wow.
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Re: Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2006, 09:10:38 AM »
Clint Howard! ROFLMAO. That is one ugly mofo.
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Re: Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2006, 09:37:23 AM »
Clint Howard is by far the ugliest actor in Hollywood ever.  But he does have a little resemblance
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Re: Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2006, 11:08:45 AM »
Kelly Ryan:
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Re: Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2006, 11:10:59 AM »
Titus:
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Re: Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2006, 11:54:38 AM »

Am thinking Tommy Lee Jones could reprise his fugitive-tracking role as our fleeing couple heads up to the northeast
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Re: Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2006, 12:26:47 PM »
Quote from: midknight on January 19, 2006, 11:08:45 AM
Kelly Ryan:








I could handle being lost w/that girl for a few weeks.
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Re: Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2006, 01:42:53 PM »
That fat dude on "Lost" could play Matt Cline.
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Re: Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2006, 04:15:23 PM »
Cruel CBC..... cruel. ;D
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Mosesinthesea

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Re: Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2006, 04:45:25 PM »
still not sure who matt cline is
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Mosesinthesea

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Re: Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2006, 04:46:55 PM »
hoping we can get Jack Black to play some small role here
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Re: Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2006, 08:37:16 PM »
Quote from: midknight on January 19, 2006, 11:08:45 AM
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I don't think Kelly is THAT hot
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Re: Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2006, 12:48:44 AM »
Please don't compare that girl with Kelly.  Kelly is about 180 degree from this girl.  I think MimifromtheDrew Carey show would be a good Kelly.
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Re: Hollywood and "The Craig Titus Story"
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2006, 12:33:06 PM »
Michael Clarke Duncan will play the giant sexually aggressive con that pop's Craig's cherry and then sells him for a carton of Kools.
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