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Title: Caption this pic.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 25, 2013, 02:54:58 PM
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"So I wrote to him: Wiggs, the old egyptians weren't black".
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Post by: DroppingPlates on February 25, 2013, 03:01:14 PM
He's checking her reaction on a fistfuck gesture
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 25, 2013, 03:02:03 PM
"you know, I really am a virgin".
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Post by: Papper on February 25, 2013, 03:39:00 PM
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"Why thank you Sarah, it's my natural color. Not a gray hair yet. Did you know I carry a personal hairdresser around at all times? In fact, he's standing over there by the entrance.. yes, he's the one in the funny leather jacket. Hey Guiseppe get over here and say hi to Sarah and tell her about my rich lion's mane!"
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Post by: Nails on February 25, 2013, 03:42:09 PM
You wanna go with me to my Arnold Classic in Ohio and see me make fun of THE HULK in person  ???
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Post by: arce1988 on February 25, 2013, 04:10:47 PM
  I wish I had NEVER EVER even met that maid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Big N on February 25, 2013, 04:38:53 PM
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"So I wrote to him: Wiggs, the old egyptians weren't black".

Lol @ egyptians joke
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Post by: Nails on February 25, 2013, 04:43:09 PM
"Last thing i told Maria was, I"LL BE BACK!..... She is still at home waiting for me , AHHAHAHAHAHHA  Noch immer liebe das Eisen Austrian Oak COCK "
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Post by: Pet shop boys on February 25, 2013, 05:07:42 PM
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"I wanted out so bad, I told Maria I bangged the ugliest maid we ever hired and had a love child ...I doubt she wants anything to do with me"


WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by: Nails on February 25, 2013, 05:12:39 PM
"and i says to maria, Get the fuck out my house, i told you i wanted some tacos for dinner and you refused to make them, now HOW YOU LIKE DEM TACOS"
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Post by: arce1988 on February 25, 2013, 05:54:29 PM
Will: Do you like apples?
Harvard Student: Yeah.
Will: Yeah? Well, I got her number! How do you like them apples?
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Post by: Red Hook on February 25, 2013, 06:14:59 PM
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and so I told him, don't end up a bitter old man charging people $20 for a photo in the lobby of bodybuilding expos....he didn't listen,  no look at him. I mean, we are talking green paint, green paint, fool.
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Post by: Nails on February 25, 2013, 06:30:44 PM
Have u heard this one,,

Q. How did JFK Jr. learn how to fly?

A. He took a crash course.

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Post by: Army of One on February 25, 2013, 06:40:03 PM
"This is the circumference of Joe Weider's fist and my asshole"
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Post by: Nails on February 25, 2013, 06:47:07 PM
"The year was 1980 the place was Sydney, Australia , I was out of bodybuilding for 5 years, lets just say I wiped the floor with mike mentzer and his bullshit HIIT training , I'm a volume kinda of guy in the gym or in your ass baby"
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Post by: Archer77 on February 25, 2013, 07:13:36 PM
It's not a tumor!
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Post by: Wiggs on February 25, 2013, 08:37:42 PM
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"So I wrote to him: Wiggs, the old egyptians weren't black".

Fuck you Arnold they were!  >:(
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Post by: Roger Bacon on February 25, 2013, 08:39:18 PM
Arnold and family:

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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 25, 2013, 08:46:57 PM
Arnold and family:



best ending ever.
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Post by: Tapeworm on February 25, 2013, 09:01:10 PM
The bamboo, right?  And the grandma's garage sale glass vase?  I'm leaving my coat on.
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 25, 2013, 10:01:21 PM

and so I told him, don't end up a bitter old man charging people $20 for a photo in the lobby of bodybuilding expos....he didn't listen,  no look at him. I mean, we are talking green paint, green paint, fool.

lol
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Post by: Nails on February 25, 2013, 10:03:31 PM
"Let me ask you a question, who do u think would win in an arm wrestling match , my fat kid with Maria? Or my fat bastard kid with the maid??"
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Post by: Nails on February 25, 2013, 11:03:49 PM
"Oh Arnie tell me more about your 1973 mr Olympia contest prep and what weider principles u used"
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 26, 2013, 01:19:16 AM
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"So I wrote to him: Wiggs, the old egyptians weren't black".

And so I have this account, BikiniSlut.. oh boy, it is such great fun. And everybody thinks it is Alex23.