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I know it's not in the cards, but all this gun ban talk has got me thinking.
Say the government confiscates and bans all weapons.
Aside from obtaining illegal assualt weapons (of which there will be a huge market), how can one feasibly protect their property from an intruder?
I think a home made flamethrower has merit. It would have to be well engineered.
Thoughts?
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Keeping your doors and windows locked means they will be less likely to break in
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;)
Let's say they do break in. What do you reach for? I'm going with flamethrower.
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Keeping your doors and windows locked means they will be less likely to break in
This can't be a serious response.
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my fav:
6-iron, wrapped with black electrical tape (to mask it in the dark)
light and lethal
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I would go for iron bar or baseball bat.
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I would just throw my 9mm bullets at them. That should stop them.
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A baseball bat.
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I would just throw my 9mm bullets at them. That should stop them.
;D
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Knife with rusted edge. Or a dull spoon. Lots of plastic sheets in the basement lol! j/k
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We do have have two shotguns in our bedroom and I have my .40, wife has her 38 but, since we're not talking about guns..... I have a bayonet and a bowie knife mounted behind the speaker on my side of the bed. out of sight even to visitors but quick access for me in the middle of the night. Wife likes her kitchen knife.
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fuck it...
i have 2 big vicious dogs...
that'll do it
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Seriously bros this is a great question. I say people should stop watching so much tv and pounding: so much junk food and take up a martial art or some sort of self defense. Once a person moves with the confidence they can defend themselves if needed everything changes. The bad guys pick different targets, the once target now not only is moving without fear, they now have the confidence and self realization to pursue their dreams that @ 1tine may have seemed to be out of their reach.
Yea bros its like that.
RS
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Seriously bros this is a great question. I say people should stop watching so much tv and pounding: so much junk food and take up a martial art or some sort of self defense. Once a person moves with the confidence they can defend themselves if needed everything changes. The bad guys pick different targets, the once target now not only is moving without fear, they now have the confidence and self realization to pursue their dreams that @ 1tine may have seemed to be out of their reach.
Yea bros its like that.
RS
you sound small
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Clarification:
Mass riot. Mobs moving from house to house. Raping. Wrecking. Burning.
You don't have your gun anymore. (But, the mobs don't either...)
What weapon do you reach for?
A knife?
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Machete, or short steel rod.
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I would throw up a double rear bicep and watch then flee in terror
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Wouldnt get rid of them even they asked. And if I was forced, I would go out and beat the shit out of the first left wing nut case I came across and thank them.
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I have a tire buddy I would use on them. For those who don't know what a tire buddy is, it is a hard wood billy club with a band of steel wrapped around the last 3-4" of the end of it. Very effective.
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Clarification:
Mass riot. Mobs moving from house to house. Raping. Wrecking. Burning.
You don't have your gun anymore. (But, the mobs don't either...)
What weapon do you reach for?
A knife?
Mass of people? Nothing better than explosives and fire for deterrence.
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:) :)
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you sound small
thats funny cause i feel small also. But @least you heard me- that's a start. Now put down the video games and frosted flakes and get some training under your belt son. You will learn to rely on yourself instead of letting others run ur game.
RS
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I'd throw some Pancrase slaps at these fools.
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I own a SureFire E2D LED Defender
Max output of 200 lumens to blind an assailant. Has 2 strike bezels: one for smashing things and one for use as a kubotan. I've flashed it at myself and friends to test it's effectiveness. If I shined it in your eyes in the dark, you wouldn't be able to see for a few minutes. Also, the crenelated strike bezel is sharp enough to rip through flesh. It's much much sharper than it looks in the picture
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Now as a retired NYPD LE I have plenty of tools( 3 9 mm Glocks + 2 .357 mag revolvers, 2 riot 12 gauge shotguns,-and 1 .223 bushmaster ) but have taught all my kids self defense and each kid( I have 5/2 living at home how to use a taser which is above the doorframe entering the house as well as knives/. + 2 crossbows downstairs that each kid can hit a bullseye wt 50 yards
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I'd throw some Pancrase slaps at these fools.
;D
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my fav:
6-iron, wrapped with black electrical tape (to mask it in the dark)
light and lethal
lol
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I weld. I've srsly been considering welding a big medieval type cool looking thing on my bedroom door the you would have to pound away at the door for a long time t open it. That would give me time to call the cops. But I've slept with 2 things by my pillow for years. Aluminum baseball bat and a very sharp samurai sword.
Remember if they're breaking in at night hey know they may have to kill you. Be prepared
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We do have have two shotguns in our bedroom and I have my .40, wife has her 38 but, since we're not talking about guns..... I have a bayonet and a bowie knife mounted behind the speaker on my side of the bed. out of sight even to visitors but quick access for me in the middle of the night. Wife likes her kitchen knife.
sounds like you're under siege
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Present them with a platter of fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda.
That'll soothe the savage beast!
;D
Oooooooooooooooh - bad!
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Present them with a platter of fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda.
That'll soothe the savage beast!
;D
Oooooooooooooooh - bad!
hahahahaahhahahahahahaha h!!! ;D
Thanks, I needed that!
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I would just throw my 9mm bullets at them. That should stop them.
KFC and Watermelon thrown at said assailants would have prevented this.
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Have this guy in your house at all times.
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Have this guy in your house at all times.
Is that Tony Manero?
Wasn't he in the Broadway hit "Satans Alley"?
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KFC and Watermelon thrown at said assailants would have prevented this.
Why didn't I think about that? If KFC is not readily available, would a BBQ'd pork hop work?
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;)
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;)
Then they'll want to ban that, and knives and everything else mentioned in this thread.
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Then they'll want to ban that, and knives and everything else mentioned in this thread.
Honestly I don't think they're gonna get to far banning anything. At least not in my lifetime. #1 there are way too many gun owners, most people are pro gun. They will not get reelected doing such foolish things. #2 the government doesn't take away what makes them money. Firearms and hunting puts so much money into the economy, if they started banning guns,bows, and crossbows the economy will crumble overnight.
They don't give a fuck who dies, as long as they can make money. Just think, why are we allowed to smoke and drink. It kills motherfuckers all day long. Because they make money off it. Why are we allowed to buy motorcycles capable of 190mph off the showroom floor? Because it makes them money. The only things they make illegal are things they haven't figured out how to make money off it. They're only legalizing weed so they can tax it.
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I know it's not in the cards, but all this gun ban talk has got me thinking.
Say the government confiscates and bans all weapons.
Aside from obtaining illegal assualt weapons (of which there will be a huge market), how can one feasibly protect their property from an intruder?
I think a home made flamethrower has merit. It would have to be well engineered.
Thoughts?
big dog is the best option.
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BTW in England you can only ride a bike up to 125 cc's for 2 years due to so many guys started out on high powered bikes and dying. The Motorcycle safety foundation here in the US wanted to pass a similar law. It was shut down automatically. It would save so many lives doing so, but the government makes too much money off the sales of motorcycles they wanted no part in it. Firearms are no different.
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People aren't breaking into houses with people inside unless those people have something to answer for.
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Present them with a platter of fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda.
That'll soothe the savage beast!
;D
Oooooooooooooooh - bad!
ach - you are now a full American. I consider you my fellow brother. congrats bro!
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A bunch of beta males in this thread, your odds of being hurt in a home invasion is pretty fucking low, unless you live in some form of ghetto.
hwhat a pathetic shit hole america is.
Anyhows, ignore this post, because I'm sure in a week some dumbass is gonna claim that being american is great, because some guy they can only worship on the sidelines is gonna be mega rich.
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A bunch of beta males in this thread, your odds of being hurt in a home invasion is pretty fucking low, unless you live in some form of ghetto.
hwhat a pathetic shit hole america is.
Anyhows, ignore this post, because I'm sure in a week some dumbass is gonna claim that being american is great, because some guy they can only worship on the sidelines is gonna be mega rich.
Why would a burglar want to invade a poor neighborhood? Might want.to.think.that through.
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A bunch of beta males in this thread, your odds of being hurt in a home invasion is pretty fucking low, unless you live in some form of ghetto.
hwhat a pathetic shit hole america is.
Anyhows, ignore this post, because I'm sure in a week some dumbass is gonna claim that being american is great, because some guy they can only worship on the sidelines is gonna be mega rich.
This guy was as Alpha as it gets. And he was shot and killed in a home invasion.
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Well....
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lb92tL6R4A/youtube]
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I would just 'peel' in front of the intruders.
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I live in a shithole, cant remember there ever being a burgalry on this street.
If there was someone in the house I would probably choose a mash hammer, house too small to swing a baseball bat without damaging furniture.
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I would just throw hands.
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suitcase nuke
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(http://dwellersofthedust.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/1061baseball_bat1.jpg)
;D ;D
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/28/article-2209927-154136D1000005DC-491_634x360.jpg)
(http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/70714/70714,1241888471,2/stock-photo-girl-with-baseball-bat-29941027.jpg)
Meanwhile in UK
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/02/article-2056589-0EA3BB4700000578-157_634x312.jpg)
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personal standing army
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Machete, or short steel rod.
Nepalese Kukri.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/143m5ci.jpg)
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I would just throw hands.
This
Had 2 home invaders in my lifetime and this is how I subdued the fuckers till the cops showed up on each occasion. We had a shotgun in the house but you need to react quickly when something like that happens. Didn't even occur to me to get a gun.
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huge stack of bologna sandwiches
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Lol @ all the tough guy anti-gun nuts in this thread.
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;)
Let's say they do break in. What do you reach for? I'm going with flamethrower.
Exactly!
1. Grab a lighter
2. bend over and point your ass at the intruder.
3. fart and hit the lighter
4. instant flame thrower and burned , stinky criminal
Problem solved!
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Exactly!
1. Grab a lighter
2. bend over and point your ass at the intruder.
3. fart and hit the lighter
4. instant flame thrower and burned , stinky criminal
Problem solved!
"ban farting"
--333386
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Steven Seagal
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Steven Seagal is a professional bullshit artist who couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag
Fixed!
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I live in a pretty open area.
Long range trouble: I'd break out my compound bow. I'm a pretty good shot - not the best at my archery range, but I hold my own. Can put a broadhead through and through a 200lb buck's heart from 40 yards out, and I pull 90 pounds on the bow. So if I hit you with a broadhead, you're going down and you'll bleed out in a few minutes. Whatever the case, you won't feel like coming any closer when I get you.
But that might only get me two guys trying to get at the family. Maybe three if they're far enough away.
Get closer, and I get out the arsenal of baseball bats. I have 4 of them under the bed. I won't use one of them on you, because it's a gameday bat. But the other three are used for batting practice, so they're nice and broken in and ready to connect with softballs, or skulls...whatever.
The old man keeps his hunting rifles and shotguns in the house. I would not break into my old man's house. Plus he's a better shot with the bow than I am, and he's especially cantankerous. I have no doubt he'd plug anyone coming into the house, and would probably plug them in the crotch to teach them a lesson. He's got rock-salt filled shots in the ammo stores for just such an occasion. I just shake my head when he tells me why I should do the same...but he's getting old, and old guys just get meaner.
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I live in a pretty open area.
Long range trouble: I'd break out my compound bow. I'm a pretty good shot - not the best at my archery range, but I hold my own. Can put a broadhead through and through a 200lb buck's heart from 40 yards out, and I pull 90 pounds on the bow. So if I hit you with a broadhead, you're going down and you'll bleed out in a few minutes. Whatever the case, you won't feel like coming any closer when I get you.
But that might only get me two guys trying to get at the family. Maybe three if they're far enough away.
Get closer, and I get out the arsenal of baseball bats. I have 4 of them under the bed. I won't use one of them on you, because it's a gameday bat. But the other three are used for batting practice, so they're nice and broken in and ready to connect with softballs, or skulls...whatever.
The old man keeps his hunting rifles and shotguns in the house. I would not break into my old man's house. Plus he's a better shot with the bow than I am, and he's especially cantankerous. I have no doubt he'd plug anyone coming into the house, and would probably plug them in the crotch to teach them a lesson. He's got rock-salt filled shots in the ammo stores for just such an occasion. I just shake my head when he tells me why I should do the same...but he's getting old, and old guys just get meaner.
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Nepalese Kukri.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/143m5ci.jpg)
Very nice!
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What would Jesus do?
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A nice bat with nails driven thru the top should do wonders.
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Would throw KFC and Watermelon at said assailants to prevent this.
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Lol @ all the tough guy anti-gun nuts in this thread.
Owning a gun in The Netherlands is forbidden, otherwise I would have one.
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What would Jesus do?
hang himself on a cross for their sins
::)
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What would Jesus do?
Grab his trusty S&W .357 revolver.
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explosives, a taser, bear mace, piece of steel pipe, and a needle full of battery acid or clr.
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.Hire Wilt.
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one time i was called up by an angry dude who claimed i was fucking his wife (apparently a girl i met was cheating on her husbando, told me she was single)
the guy told me he knew where i lived (and did) and said he was coming to kill me
i was scared shitless for weeks
no gun in the house
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A good short sword?
Seems to have worked the last few thousand years.
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Grab the nearest piece of futniture and swing...
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I know it's not in the cards, but all this gun ban talk has got me thinking.
Say the government confiscates and bans all weapons.
Aside from obtaining illegal assualt weapons (of which there will be a huge market), how can one feasibly protect their property from an intruder?
I think a home made flamethrower has merit. It would have to be well engineered.
Thoughts?
I'll throw one of Vince Basile's contractions at him.....should knock him out flat
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BTW in England you can only ride a bike up to 125 cc's for 2 years due to so many guys started out on high powered bikes and dying. The Motorcycle safety foundation here in the US wanted to pass a similar law. It was shut down automatically. It would save so many lives doing so, but the government makes too much money off the sales of motorcycles they wanted no part in it. Firearms are no different.
Please tell me you're kidding? ???
I get mad enough about seat belt laws. :o
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I'll throw one of Vince Basile's contractions at him.....should knock him out flat
WTF is a "contractions" ???
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I know it's not in the cards, but all this gun ban talk has got me thinking.
Say the government confiscates and bans all weapons.
Aside from obtaining illegal assualt weapons (of which there will be a huge market), how can one feasibly protect their property from an intruder?
I think a home made flamethrower has merit. It would have to be well engineered.
Thoughts?
Where I live intruders don't have guns. So it's a fair fight. Of course we don,t get to shoot unarmed intruders as much, since we don't have guns either, so Americans may not be interested in this type of existence.
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Where I live intruders don't have guns. So it's a fair fight. Of course we don,t get to shoot unarmed intruders as much, since we don't have guns either, so Americans may not be interested in this type of existence.
You live on the moon?
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WTF is a "contractions" ???
Sum' weird shit goin' on
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So technically he would throw one of Vince Bacile's processes of becoming smaller at him :-\
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You live on the moon?
Haha, I live in a country other than America. It's pretty safe over here :) it's harder to get guns so we don't have to use guns to defend ourselves from all the guns. Less fear all round, and consequently less guns. Pretty sweet :D
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Haha, I live in a country other than America. It's pretty safe over here :) it's harder to get guns so we don't have to use guns to defend ourselves from all the guns. Less fear all round, and consequently less guns. Pretty sweet :D
Safe?
Sounds like communism.
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Please tell me you're kidding? ???
I get mad enough about seat belt laws. :o
In Australia it is 250cc for 2 years, been like that since early 80s
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Firearms in Australia are practicatly banned, no hand guns and only single shot rifles and double barrel shotguns etc.
It sucks and doesn't work.
Having said that best family protection is a baseball bat, knives are dangerous for defence beacause the intruder can get to them and fuck you up.
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hit 'em with a front double bi, straight into a most muscular whilst naked
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Firearms in Australia are practicatly banned, no hand guns and only single shot rifles and double barrel shotguns etc.
It sucks and doesn't work.
Having said that best family protection is a baseball bat, knives are dangerous for defence beacause the intruder can get to them and fuck you up.
i also think psychologically most people are not ready to use a knife on another person
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Haha, I live in a country other than America. It's pretty safe over here :) it's harder to get guns so we don't have to use guns to defend ourselves from all the guns. Less fear all round, and consequently less guns. Pretty sweet :D
How much food did America drop your little oasis last year?
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Please tell me you're kidding? ???
I get mad enough about seat belt laws. :o
I suppose you are upset that they outlawed RAPE too! When will these politicians stop hampering our freedoms?
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i also think psychologically most people are not ready to use a knife on another person
Although fun for target shooting, and in genral gun collecting is a cool hobby and effective weapon for assualt/defense, but you cannot deny the gun is a cowards weapon(im very anti-gun control so dont come barking at me)
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Although fun for target shooting, and in genral gun collecting is a cool hobby and effective weapon for assualt/defense but you cannot deny the gun is a cowards weapon(im very anti-gun control so dont come barking at me)
yes, guns are for cheaters ;D
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Okay, what the hell am I looking at?
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nerve gas would work...
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obama bobble head will scare them off
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Would just chase them around the house naked with cock in hand.
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Seriously.
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pack up and move to canada...
wait i live in canada...
stay here and watch american'ts destroy themselves
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pack up and move to canada...
wait i live in canada...
stay here and watch american'ts destroy themselves
You live in Can'tada?
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Put on my ninja suit and grab my Shurikens
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Put on my ninja suit and grab my Shurikens
Hi Hindemburg Melao whatever the fuck
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I also might move my coffee table and bust into a capoeira ginga.
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about 10 days ago a powerlifter in my area walked into his house to find 3 guys burglarizing it
he stabbed one of them to death with a knife
E
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slap on some posing oil and hit a mm shot. If that doesn't scare the intruders I'll put on my TAPOUT t-shirt and ask if they wanna dance
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When I was in high school my parents used to have these two massive swords hung up by the fireplace, they were replicas of swords of ancient kings, but I used to always imagine burglars breaking in and then I would reach for the swords and Start attacking them with them, it would've been epic!!!!
Funny story, my dad has a revolver, he called me one time freaking out saying he couldn't find it and that he always leaves it in his safe, and I was like "no dad you've never left it in the safe, it was always in the closet hidden under your underwear!!". And he was like "are you sure? I know I always left it in the safe!!!". And I Was like "no definitely not". So we hang up and he calls me a few minutes later and is like "yeah, you were right, it was exactly where you said it would be, right under my stack of underwear. But why were you going through my underwear??". And I was like "I was looking for a watch we were talking about the other day!" And he was like "yeah right! Liar... you weirdo!"
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My dad bought this in Japan and gave it to me as a house warming gift. This is what I'd use against the intruders!
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I know it's not in the cards, but all this gun ban talk has got me thinking.
Say the government confiscates and bans all weapons.
Aside from obtaining illegal assualt weapons (of which there will be a huge market), how can one feasibly protect their property from an intruder?
I think a home made flamethrower has merit. It would have to be well engineered.
Thoughts?
Answer is very simple, because you only have to think which weapon you want to bring in the gun fight. Is it a pillow? A spoon? Would some kind of toothpick be handy? Will your swinging dick be enough to scare them away? Think about that. It is ridiculously stupid to think that the bad guys doesn't have guns.
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Okay, what the hell am I looking at?
My house.
HAHAHAA, nah, it's pic from RUS military warehouse for some sort of chemical weaponry.
(if getting more specific, most probably at one of the disposal facilities where old stockpiles are destroyed as I'm pretty sure the in-service warehouses of stuff this caliber are not filmed)
I bet sum' nasty shit there anyways - would make the intruders run when sprayed a bit in their faces ;D
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Nepalese Kukri.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/143m5ci.jpg)
The technique is simple, you put the kukri in your enemy's stomach, you pull it out together with intestines, he bends over in pain, agony and utter despair, you strike again and cut his head off.
All of this you do with a smile on your face. :)
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You live in Can'tada?
lol
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about 10 days ago a powerlifter in my area walked into his house to find 3 guys burglarizing it
he stabbed one of them to death with a knife
E
woah!
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about 10 days ago a powerlifter in my area walked into his house to find 3 guys burglarizing it
he stabbed one of them to death with a knife
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What's he bench?
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Keep a stack of bear traps nearby. Pry them open and fling it at the bad guys.
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You live in Can'tada?
hurl "can't" derived insults at intruders until they meltdown