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didn't wash my hands.
driving home picked my nose.
now every time I breath, I smell asshole.
... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".
5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.
btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol
hope this helps. ;)
how old are you?
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good one ES
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How many regular sex sessions until she gave up the ass?
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didn't wash my hands.
driving home picked my nose.
now every time I breath, I smell asshole.
... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".
5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.
btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol
hope this helps. ;)
If you fucked her in the arse, why does your breath smell like arsehole?
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esf fitness has grown on me
walking round with shit on his nose ;D
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If you fucked her in the arse, why does your breath smell like arsehole?
he picked his nose with a chunk of shit still on his finger
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Pathetic
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didn't wash my hands.
driving home picked my nose.
now every time I breath, I smell asshole.
... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".
5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.
btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol
hope this helps. ;)
Karl Kox approves. This might be one of my fav post.
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Pics or it never happened.
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the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.
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great story kid
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it's amazing how many girls love getting it the ass and letting you blast one off in their face...they seem to love getting degraded! not that i'm complaining though :)
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classy whore
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I remember years ago i went on a second date with this Russian chick, after we played around for a while she asked me "do you have a problem with anal"? I was like "me or you"? ;D
Ended up pounding her little ass for a while. It was a pretty epic experience to bang a girl in the ass before having proper vag intercouse.
8)
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esf fitness has grown on me
walking round with shit on his nose ;D
Yeah he's a pretty funny gimmick.
Huge. Trainer to the stars. Financial genius. Giant cock.
What's not to like :D
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Yeah he's a pretty funny gimmick.
Huge. Trainer to the stars. Financial genius. Giant cock.
What's not to like :D
Yet he still finds the need to validate himself by boasting to a forum of anonymous nobodies :D
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And don't forget when he stitched his wounds up with guitar string after a fight to the death in prison. Lol.
i've found a lot of uses for guitar strings, but i've never thought about that. nice!
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it's amazing how many girls love getting it the ass and letting you blast one off in their face...they seem to love getting degraded! not that i'm complaining though :)
Thinly veiled troll for cock. ::)
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didn't wash my hands.
driving home picked my nose.
now every time I breath, I smell asshole.
... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".
5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.
btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol
hope this helps. ;)
Quality bodybuilding related post. I like this fruitcake.
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Yeah he's a pretty funny gimmick.
Huge. Trainer to the stars. Financial genius. Giant cock.
What's not to like :D
Let`s not leave out the fact that he sews up his own woulds with barbed wire! :D
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Pics of this Barbie chick?
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I wonder if there's some message board where some girl is bragging.
"Hey btchz.... So I met this hot guy after dance class... seemed decent enough, made some nice bank I guess, so I figured I'd get him on the hook. Aunt Flo is in town, so I had to let him take the "alternate route". He popped some purple pills and was rock hard. The ride was nice, but I think I was a little loose down there... I could smell myself in the room and I was a little worried he could too. Anyway, I'm sure he didn't notice. He seemed like a great guy, but was in a rush, didn't even stick around to wash up... just hit the car and got on his smart phone. As he drove away, the eggshell-white glow of his phone illuminated his chiseled face. Looking fwd to seeing him again..."
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I wonder if there's some message board where some girl is bragging.
"Hey btchz.... So I met this hot guy after dance class... seemed decent enough, made some nice bank I guess, so I figured I'd get him on the hook. Aunt Flo is in town, so I had to let him take the "alternate route". He popped some purple pills and was rock hard. The ride was nice, but I think I was a little loose down there... I could smell myself in the room and I was a little worried he could too. Anyway, I'm sure he didn't notice. He seemed like a great guy, but was in a rush, didn't even stick around to wash up... just hit the car and got on his smart phone. As he drove away, the eggshell-white glow of his phone illuminated his chiseled face. Looking fwd to seeing him again..."
or dialling 911 reporting an ass rape.
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tricky one them arseholes.
I had a mate who badgered his bird to do her her up the arse for ages, she was drunk one night and finally let him do it.
Couple of days later he was concerned about this lump he had on his cock since the arse fucking.
Him and the mrs went to the doctors to get it checked, doc got him to pull his forskin back and a bit of sweetcorn dropped out!
Can only imagine the looks on all their faces.
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Pics of this Barbie chick?
no Barbie... she's a moped. ;)
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tricky one them arseholes.
I had a mate who badgered his bird to do her her up the arse for ages, she was drunk one night and finally let him do it.
Couple of days later he was concerned about this lump he had on his cock since the arse fucking.
Him and the mrs went to the doctors to get it checked, doc got him to pull his forskin back and a bit of sweetcorn dropped out!
Can only imagine the looks on all their faces.
Arse, mate, badgered his bird.....what a beautiful language you speak :D
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tricky one them arseholes.
I had a mate who badgered his bird to do her her up the arse for ages, she was drunk one night and finally let him do it.
Couple of days later he was concerned about this lump he had on his cock since the arse fucking.
Him and the mrs went to the doctors to get it checked, doc got him to pull his forskin back and a bit of sweetcorn dropped out!
Can only imagine the looks on all their faces.
hahahahahha
I first tried it when I was 24 or 25... two days later I had the worst cold/flu I've ever had. I still blame her amazing backside. Ah, the one that got away...
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How many regular sex sessions until she gave up the ass?
2nd.
no lube either, just straight from pussy to ass.
like I said. red flag.. very suspect. lol
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I was inspired by the "scratched my dick inside a girls pussy thread" ;D
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no Barbie... she's a moped. ;)
Team "ugly face-awesome ass"? :D
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good girl, i'm guessing she was pretty tidy being a dance instructor?
2nd.
no lube either, just straight from pussy to ass.
like I said. red flag.. very suspect. lol
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no Barbie... she's a moped. ;)
fun to ride til your friends see you? :)
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didn't wash my hands.
driving home picked my nose.
now every time I breath, I smell asshole.
... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".
5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.
btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol
hope this helps. ;)
you forgot to log on flintstone account before posting this ;D
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Team "ugly face-awesome ass"? :D
no, she was actually pretty... but she was chubby. no 'fat' or obese though.. chubby like a black girl.. she was a PAWG. she is a dance instructor after all. lol.
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you forgot to log on flintstone account before posting this ;D
Flint only fucks obese hebrews & trailer park moms.
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Was her name Russle?
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didn't wash my hands.
driving home picked my nose.
now every time I breath, I smell asshole.
... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".
5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.
btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol
hope this helps. ;)
You must have a very floppy cock to need to take that much.
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You must have a very floppy cock to need to take that much.
Steroid induced floppy cock is mostly psychological, its just that sex drive goes down so you dont bother trying.
Even castrati can get a hard on with a bit of effort.
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Steroid induced floppy cock is mostly psychological, its just that sex drive goes down so you dont bother trying.
Even castrati can get a hard on with a bit of effort.
I look at it like this....
You can sit there and beat your cock to death..making funny faces and shit.....while your girl is looking at you like your nuts.
Or you can just whip out a throbbing veiny magnet of love.
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Steroid induced floppy cock is mostly psychological, its just that sex drive goes down so you dont bother trying.
Even castrati can get a hard on with a bit of effort.
now you are a specialist in erecting cocks?
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now you are a specialist in erecting cocks?
Between this frozen bag of semen and ESF fakeness...I Think we can solve all of lifes mysteries.
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didn't wash my hands.
driving home picked my nose.
now every time I breath, I smell asshole.
... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".
5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.
btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol
hope this helps. ;)
Sounds like a crazy night!
One question, why stack the Levitra and Viagra together when both are phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitors?
In other words, they do the exact same thing. Do you find benefit from doing this? Does it somehow potentiate the effect of each other?
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brown love can be a beautiful thing...
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didn't wash my hands.
driving home picked my nose.
now every time I breath, I smell asshole.
... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".
5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.
btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol
hope this helps. ;)
Tell me, do you ever suffer priapism, or hearing loss along with seeing blue from all the erectile dysfunction meds? I need to know for, um, personal reasons. Actually, it might be great to have a 4 hour erection....just saying.
Are you saying her ass was full of shit so you wondered how you were able to get your cock into that pile of shit?
Didn't your mom ever tell you not to pick your nose? You'll be sorry someday when you end up with a huge nose and a shit stained dick.
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it's amazing how many girls love getting it the ass and letting you blast one off in their face...they seem to love getting degraded! not that i'm complaining though :)
Issues with low self-esteem perhaps.
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And don't forget when he stitched his wounds up with guitar string after a fight to the death in prison. Lol.
Just goes to show there are some "real men" on Getbig. ;D
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now you are a specialist in erecting cocks?
Why, are you getting hard?
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anal sex is just disgusting really
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anal sex is just disgusting really
It rarely goes as smooth and cleanly as in the movies.
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It rarely goes as smooth and cleanly as in the movies.
it's good for movies
but the actual application and feeling of disgust after....
i always pass when girls offer it
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anal sex is just disgusting really
But Jehova was back door entrant ;D
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5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.
hope this helps. ;)
How much did she charge per hour?
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I wonder if there's some message board where some girl is bragging.
"Hey btchz.... So I met this hot guy after dance class... seemed decent enough, made some nice bank I guess, so I figured I'd get him on the hook. Aunt Flo is in town, so I had to let him take the "alternate route". He popped some purple pills and was rock hard. The ride was nice, but I think I was a little loose down there... I could smell myself in the room and I was a little worried he could too. Anyway, I'm sure he didn't notice. He seemed like a great guy, but was in a rush, didn't even stick around to wash up... just hit the car and got on his smart phone. As he drove away, the eggshell-white glow of his phone illuminated his chiseled face. Looking fwd to seeing him again..."
Hahaha
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anal sex is just disgusting really
My cock loves it.
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I wonder if there's some message board where some girl is bragging.
"Hey btchz.... So I met this hot guy after dance class... seemed decent enough, made some nice bank I guess, so I figured I'd get him on the hook. Aunt Flo is in town, so I had to let him take the "alternate route". He popped some purple pills and was rock hard. The ride was nice, but I think I was a little loose down there... I could smell myself in the room and I was a little worried he could too. Anyway, I'm sure he didn't notice. He seemed like a great guy, but was in a rush, didn't even stick around to wash up... just hit the car and got on his smart phone. As he drove away, the eggshell-white glow of his phone illuminated his chiseled face. Looking fwd to seeing him again..."
ahahahaha
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Sounds like a crazy night!
One question, why stack the Levitra and Viagra together when both are phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitors?
In other words, they do the exact same thing. Do you find benefit from doing this? Does it somehow potentiate the effect of each other?
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Kind of like combining Test base/prop with Test enan/cyp. Viagra hits you quicker and harder, Levitra/Cialis is more time release and last much longer. You got to have all the bases covered.
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Kind of like combining Test base/prop with Test enan/cyp. Viagra hits you quicker and harder, Levitra/Cialis is more time release and last much longer. You got to have all the bases covered.
Pellius,
At first, I thought that maybe he was taking a short-acting, along with a long acting drug and that maybe he was trying to have an additive effect by taking both.
So, I did a little research and:
Viagra starts to work at the 30-60min mark (http://www.viagra.com/taking-viagra/how-to-take-viagra.aspx (http://www.viagra.com/taking-viagra/how-to-take-viagra.aspx)).
Levitra starts to work at the 45-60min mark (http://www.levitra.com/assets/pdf/PI.pdf (http://www.levitra.com/assets/pdf/PI.pdf)).
So, in terms of activation, they both start to work at around the same time.
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Viagra lasts about 4 hours (http://www.viagra.com/taking-viagra/how-to-take-viagra.aspx (http://www.viagra.com/taking-viagra/how-to-take-viagra.aspx))
Levitra lasts about 5 hours (http://www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfunction/guide/cialis-levitra-staxyn-viagra-treat-ed (http://www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfunction/guide/cialis-levitra-staxyn-viagra-treat-ed))
So, in terms of duration, one pill simply lasts one hour longer than the other.
Again, this is why I do not understand his decision to stack both Viagra with Levitra.
If he wanted to stack phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitors, why not stack Levitra with, for instance, Cialis? Cialis can last for up to 36 hours.
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Pellius,
At first, I thought that maybe he was taking a short-acting, along with a long acting drug and that maybe he was trying to have an additive effect by taking both.
So, I did a little research and:
Viagra starts to work at the 30-60min mark (http://www.viagra.com/taking-viagra/how-to-take-viagra.aspx (http://www.viagra.com/taking-viagra/how-to-take-viagra.aspx)).
Levitra starts to work at the 45-60min mark (http://www.levitra.com/assets/pdf/PI.pdf (http://www.levitra.com/assets/pdf/PI.pdf)).
So, in terms of activation, they both start to work at around the same time.
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Viagra lasts about 4 hours (http://www.viagra.com/taking-viagra/how-to-take-viagra.aspx (http://www.viagra.com/taking-viagra/how-to-take-viagra.aspx))
Levitra lasts about 5 hours (http://www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfunction/guide/cialis-levitra-staxyn-viagra-treat-ed (http://www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfunction/guide/cialis-levitra-staxyn-viagra-treat-ed))
So, in terms of duration, one pill simply lasts one hour longer than the other.
Again, this is why I do not understand his decision to stack both Viagra with Levitra.
If he wanted to stack phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitors, why not stack Levitra with, for instance, Cialis? Cialis can last for up to 36 hours.
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I have a sneaky feeling the story was made up, I wouldn't over analyse it.
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I have a sneaky feeling the story was made up, I wouldn't over analyse it.
Well, based on the story, it sounds like a lot of fun was had!
For educational purposes, it wouldn't make sense to combine both Viagra with Levitra, unless they somehow provided a form of potentiating effect that either made the drugs work quicker and/or last longer.
Either way, be careful folks.
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Pellius,
At first, I thought that maybe he was taking a short-acting, along with a long acting drug and that maybe he was trying to have an additive effect by taking both.
So, I did a little research and:
Viagra starts to work at the 30-60min mark (http://www.viagra.com/taking-viagra/how-to-take-viagra.aspx (http://www.viagra.com/taking-viagra/how-to-take-viagra.aspx)).
Levitra starts to work at the 45-60min mark (http://www.levitra.com/assets/pdf/PI.pdf (http://www.levitra.com/assets/pdf/PI.pdf)).
So, in terms of activation, they both start to work at around the same time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Viagra lasts about 4 hours (http://www.viagra.com/taking-viagra/how-to-take-viagra.aspx (http://www.viagra.com/taking-viagra/how-to-take-viagra.aspx))
Levitra lasts about 5 hours (http://www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfunction/guide/cialis-levitra-staxyn-viagra-treat-ed (http://www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfunction/guide/cialis-levitra-staxyn-viagra-treat-ed))
So, in terms of duration, one pill simply lasts one hour longer than the other.
Again, this is why I do not understand his decision to stack both Viagra with Levitra.
If he wanted to stack phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitors, why not stack Levitra with, for instance, Cialis? Cialis can last for up to 36 hours.
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Ah, I was thinking that Levitra was Cialis. My bad. From my experience Viagra hits you harder and has more punch. You get those rock solid erections that can punch holes in the wall. It's like your shaft is straining to get out and you almost feel it pulling out from you just searching for a target. But it also makes you face flush and you can actually feel the heat. Cialis is much better for everyday use and much more convenient. But when you know for sure the exact time of the deed and want to make an impression then stack it. At my age I have to prime a week before with proviron, hit cialis that morning, some Test Base/TNE 2 hours before, then Viagra one hour before while listening to an Anthony Roberts tape, and finally a penis pump in the warm up room 10 minutes before show time -- some deep breaths, a bit of shadow boxing, 3 reps of Sumo Squats, 5 Kegels, and then I'm go to go.
Things become a bit more laborious as the years wear on.
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I have to prime a week before with proviron, hit cialis that morning, some Test Base/TNE 2 hours before, then Viagra one hour before while listening to an Anthony Roberts tape, and finally a penis pump in the warm up room 10 minutes before show time -- some deep breaths, a bit of shadow boxing, 3 reps of Sumo Squats, 5 Kegels, and then I'm go to go.
I know a few strippers that go through similar preparation prior to show time.
Paging JohnnyNoName!!!
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oh it happened alright. the 3rd time I've fucked her in the ass. only been one other girl that's been able to fit me in her ass, and that took some "go slow.. slower.. slower.. OUCH.. slower" type shit... this girl's ass just swallowed my cock. lol... definitely not a keeper.
anyways...
I take the Levitra earlier in the day. like 5mg in the am and 5mg in the afternoon usually... yesterday I took a bit more. then when I'm in the car outside her house, or in the car pulling up to my house, i'll take the Viagra. the Viagra usually works quick.. like 20mins quick... and the Levitra will continue to work the next day or two.
I don't "need" it... but it's fun, so why not?
how big is your shlong arnt you overdoing the erection pills, why need them...
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only been one other girl that's been able to fit me in her ass
::) Oh brother
All women (including ESFitness ) are physically able to accommodate a man's cawk of any size in their anus, I hope this helps.
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I have a sneaky feeling the story was made up, I wouldn't over analyse it.
I have a sneaky feeling you are right on.
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oh it happened alright. the 3rd time I've fucked her in the ass. only been one other girl that's been able to fit me in her ass, and that took some "go slow.. slower.. slower.. OUCH.. slower" type shit... this girl's ass just swallowed my cock. lol... definitely not a keeper.
anyways...
I take the Levitra earlier in the day. like 5mg in the am and 5mg in the afternoon usually... yesterday I took a bit more. then when I'm in the car outside her house, or in the car pulling up to my house, i'll take the Viagra. the Viagra usually works quick.. like 20mins quick... and the Levitra will continue to work the next day or two.
I don't "need" it... but it's fun, so why not?
If you don't "need" it and you take it, then you have a fool living inside your head.
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driving home picked my nose....stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol
ESFudger : you really ought to get comprehnsive rather than turd party insurance
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At my age I have to prime a week before with proviron, hit cialis that morning, some Test Base/TNE 2 hours before, then Viagra one hour before while listening to an Anthony Roberts tape, and finally a penis pump in the warm up room 10 minutes before show time -- some deep breaths, a bit of shadow boxing, 3 reps of Sumo Squats, 5 Kegels, and then I'm go to go.
Things become a bit more laborious as the years wear on.
This seems like too much work. Now I understand why I gave up having sex. Don't know how old you are but at 69 years of age enjoying the memories is easier. Now where did I put that penis pump again?
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This seems like too much work. Now I understand why I gave up having sex. Don't know how old you are but at 69 years of age enjoying the memories is easier. Now where did I put that penis pump again?
Just like a competitive athlete, you have to want it and do whatever it takes.
* Pulls up my depends and crawls back into bed at 3:30 PM *
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while were on topic let me tell this story, is no bragging ,happend long time ago.
fucked a very cute girl with a frend one time.
was her first time with 2 men and she was in the mood to receicve it analy.
the light in her flat was dimm.
we did this with condom.so while doing her into the ass, the stiffy fell down a little bit,bc could feel frends penor while insdie the vagine, that threw me off so we decided to do her 1 at a time.
so, to bring it back up i self wank a little bit, and had urge to pee, so i went to toilet.in the toilet there was light, and when i was about to remove the condom to have a piss, i looked down on my massive penor, to find out it looked like a chokolat bar, the condom was covered it shit,
i did feel a slight penetrating stench in the room, but wasnt sure if its my feet or someone farted. ;D
but in the toilet,the shit smeel was overwhelming :-X :-X
really cute girl, so cute ,the kind youd believe she doesnt even shit.
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while were on topic let me tell this story, is no bragging ,happend long time ago.
fucked a very cute girl with a frend one time.
was her first time with 2 men and she was in the mood to receicve it analy.
the light in her flat was dimm.
we did this with condom.so while doing her into the ass, the stiffy fell down a little bit,bc could feel frends penor while insdie the vagine, that threw me off so we decided to do her 1 at a time.
so, to bring it back up i self wank a little bit, and had urge to pee, so i went to toilet.in the toilet there was light, and when i was about to remove the condom to have a piss, i looked down on my massive penor, to find out it looked like a chokolat bar, the condom was covered it shit,
i did feel a slight penetrating stench in the room, but wasnt sure if its my feet or someone farted. ;D
but in the toilet,the shit smeel was overwhelming :-X :-X
really cute girl, so cute ,the kind youd believe she doesnt even shit.
* frantically deleting all anal porn from my hard drive *
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BTW, when I was living in Cali I had a friend who use to train BJJ with me and he was a camera man in the porn biz. He said that if a girl had an anal shoot she was required to fast the previous day and obviously showered just before her scene.
Seems like a good idea. Anal sex should be planned. I don't think anybody walks around with a pristine fuckable and eatable ass hole during the course of a day. I think it was Robin Quivers (Howard Stern) who said she got fucked in the ass in the bathroom while on an airplane. Can you imagine sitting in the airport, standing in line, eating some shitty airport food, and then sitting there farting in your plane seat? The longer the time lapse between a good shower and the state of you asshole the worse it gets.
Hopefully this whore took a good shower after her dance class before ESF tapped that.
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while were on topic let me tell this story, is no bragging ,happend long time ago.
fucked a very cute girl with a frend one time.
was her first time with 2 men and she was in the mood to receicve it analy.
the light in her flat was dimm.
we did this with condom.so while doing her into the ass, the stiffy fell down a little bit,bc could feel frends penor while insdie the vagine, that threw me off so we decided to do her 1 at a time.
so, to bring it back up i self wank a little bit, and had urge to pee, so i went to toilet.in the toilet there was light, and when i was about to remove the condom to have a piss, i looked down on my massive penor, to find out it looked like a chokolat bar, the condom was covered it shit,
i did feel a slight penetrating stench in the room, but wasnt sure if its my feet or someone farted. ;D
but in the toilet,the shit smeel was overwhelming :-X :-X
really cute girl, so cute ,the kind youd believe she doesnt even shit.
I`ve struck paydirt before....not a nice experience. :(
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BTW, when I was living in Cali I had a friend who use to train BJJ with me and he was a camera man in the porn biz. He said that if a girl had an anal shoot she was required to fast the previous day and obviously showered just before her scene.
Seems like a good idea. Anal sex should be planned. I don't think anybody walks around with a pristine fuckable and eatable ass hole during the course of a day. I think it was Robin Quivers (Howard Stern) who said she got fucked in the ass in the bathroom while on an airplane. Can you imagine sitting in the airport, standing in line, eating some shitty airport food, and then sitting there farting in your plane seat? The longer the time lapse between a good shower and the state of you asshole the worse it gets.
Hopefully this whore took a good shower after her dance class before ESF tapped that.
Yup, fasting and a couple of enemas. You could eat off that asshole by the time it's ready for an anal scene
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You have to get your females on a HIGH PROTEIN DIET
It hardens the fecal matter so you don't have loose shits or 'Hershey squirts'
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BTW, when I was living in Cali I had a friend who use to train BJJ with me and he was a camera man in the porn biz. He said that if a girl had an anal shoot she was required to fast the previous day and obviously showered just before her scene.
Seems like a good idea. Anal sex should be planned. I don't think anybody walks around with a pristine fuckable and eatable ass hole during the course of a day. I think it was Robin Quivers (Howard Stern) who said she got fucked in the ass in the bathroom while on an airplane. Can you imagine sitting in the airport, standing in line, eating some shitty airport food, and then sitting there farting in your plane seat? The longer the time lapse between a good shower and the state of you asshole the worse it gets.
Hopefully this whore took a good shower after her dance class before ESF tapped that.
Or use an enema to clean out their ass. ;D
Banged a girl who "cleaned it out" like that a few years ago.
Kind of a turn off to hear them shitting liquid into the toilet while i'm on the bed with a hard on, but oh well.
8)
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I`ve struck paydirt before....not a nice experience. :(
if you sex is clean you aint doing it right
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if you sex is clean you aint doing it right
I`m a dirty perve,but a scatfilled asshole isn`t my preferance. :D
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Paydirt Of Peace
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I've only had anal with one girl (multiple times for about 2 years out of the 2.5 years we dated) and it was awesome. We'd usually do it after we've had vaj sex cause I never lasted as long going up the pooper if it was the first session of the day (tight as fuck). It was both our first times and she was obviously nervous, but after a lot of lube and "slower ... slower.... slower ...." we figured it out. She actually liked it! Sometimes even looked forward to it. A couple times I did pull out and there was a stain here and there, but I never minded, felt awesome and a shower afterwards was always in order.
Nowadays I just live with the memories... :'(
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I tell you,from my vast sexual expertise,when a chick finally succumbs to having anal sex after being afraid to do so,they will want it again.
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Yup, fasting and a couple of enemas. You could eat off that asshole by the time it's ready for an anal scene
A pristine asshole is a work of art and should be violated in a foul and brutal manner.
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while were on topic let me tell this story, is no bragging ,happend long time ago.
fucked a very cute girl with a frend one time.
was her first time with 2 men and she was in the mood to receicve it analy.
the light in her flat was dimm.
we did this with condom.so while doing her into the ass, the stiffy fell down a little bit,bc could feel frends penor while insdie the vagine, that threw me off so we decided to do her 1 at a time.
so, to bring it back up i self wank a little bit, and had urge to pee, so i went to toilet.in the toilet there was light, and when i was about to remove the condom to have a piss, i looked down on my massive penor, to find out it looked like a chokolat bar, the condom was covered it shit,
i did feel a slight penetrating stench in the room, but wasnt sure if its my feet or someone farted. ;D
but in the toilet,the shit smeel was overwhelming :-X :-X
really cute girl, so cute ,the kind youd believe she doesnt even shit.
NOW THAT'S A SHITTY SITUATION :(
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A pristine asshole is a work of art and should be violated in a foul and brutal manner.
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQyx6G3eYJjU_H7bODnRC-vLZ4wS8puU7RoSNIrZ5_UtoLnfdbIqQ)
I`d lick that for a week or two,shitty or not! :P
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BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING, LOOK AROUND LOOK AROUND!!!
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i just try to be so drunk that i dont notice a little crust.
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A pristine asshole is a work of art and should be violated in a foul and brutal manner.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wGd2NtdnflY/UQ5C3j9bXOI/AAAAAAAAI9U/ErAkjFd5KBY/s1600/citizen-kane-clapping.jpg)
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didn't wash my hands.
driving home picked my nose.
now every time I breath, I smell asshole.
... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".
5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.
btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol
hope this helps. ;)
You want a side order of Hepatitis with your date?
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I`d lick that for a week or two,shitty or not! :P
If you would lick a woman's shitty asshole, you deserve the lack of respect and looks of disgust she will give you in public.
Not only that, you are a homosexual. ;)
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while were on topic let me tell this story, is no bragging ,happend long time ago.
fucked a very cute girl with a frend one time.
was her first time with 2 men and she was in the mood to receicve it analy.
the light in her flat was dimm.
we did this with condom.so while doing her into the ass, the stiffy fell down a little bit,bc could feel frends penor while insdie the vagine, that threw me off so we decided to do her 1 at a time.
so, to bring it back up i self wank a little bit, and had urge to pee, so i went to toilet.in the toilet there was light, and when i was about to remove the condom to have a piss, i looked down on my massive penor, to find out it looked like a chokolat bar, the condom was covered it shit,
i did feel a slight penetrating stench in the room, but wasnt sure if its my feet or someone farted. ;D
but in the toilet,the shit smeel was overwhelming :-X :-X
really cute girl, so cute ,the kind youd believe she doesnt even shit.
Yeah that's the thing about an anus; it is designed for shitting. Poke your penoris in a shithole and expect to get shit on in return. Can't tolerate the smell of shit, which explains why butt fucking never interested me.
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Let`s not leave out the fact that he sews up his own woulds with barbed wire! :D
so what? it happens in the movies all the time. ;D
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I know a girl... have known her for years... she's very very hot... She's a freak, loves taking it in the ass, 3-ways, all that...
BUT...
She also loves to wear a strap-on and bang her guy up the ass in return.
She says it's a power thing, she gets off on that, etc etc. She's very hot and everyone kisses her ass... and she says just about every guy she's dated will agree to it. She'll oil up, get them all revved up, then tell them they get to destroy her if she can do it back to them right after they cum...
and they agree. I dunno... how many getbiggers would agree to such a thing?
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:-X :'(
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She'll oil up, get them all revved up, then tell them they get to destroy her if she can do it back to them right after they cum…
The story fell apart right there.
Most guys would agree then tell her to fuck off after.
Reality says she fucks them first.
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The story fell apart right there.
Most guys would agree then tell her to fuck off after.
Reality says she fucks them first.
yeah unlikely they would still do anything at all let alone something freaky after they ejaculater
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The story fell apart right there.
Most guys would agree then tell her to fuck off after.
Reality says she fucks them first.
Dunno... she says they finish first then all except 2 have let her do it.
yeah, I think i'd rather go jerk off then face that part of it.
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I know a girl... have known her for years... she's very very hot... She's a freak, loves taking it in the ass, 3-ways, all that...
BUT...
She also loves to wear a strap-on and bang her guy up the ass in return.
She says it's a power thing, she gets off on that, etc etc. She's very hot and everyone kisses her ass... and she says just about every guy she's dated will agree to it. She'll oil up, get them all revved up, then tell them they get to destroy her if she can do it back to them right after they cum...
and they agree. I dunno... how many getbiggers would agree to such a thing?
Nope! Nothing enters this exit (except the occasional colonoscopy).
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Dunno... she says they finish first then all except 2 have let her do it.
yeah, I think i'd rather go jerk off then face that part of it.
Shes lying, she just wants to fuck you in the ass.
When a guy shoots his load all perverted thoughts disappear.
Prior to shooting a lot of things are fair game.
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Shes lying, she just wants to fuck you in the ass.
When a guy shoots his load all perverted thoughts disappear.
Prior to shooting a lot of things are fair game.
Men should masturbate before making any decision in life regarding a woman.
With that bullet in your chamber, you're never 100% rational.
It's safe to say about 20 seconds after you bust, you are the wisest man on earth.
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Men should masturbate before making any decision in life regarding a woman.
With that bullet in your chamber, you're never 100% rational.
It's safe to say about 20 seconds after you bust, you are the wisest man on earth.
true story
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I wonder if there's some message board where some girl is bragging.
"Hey btchz.... So I met this hot guy after dance class... seemed decent enough, made some nice bank I guess, so I figured I'd get him on the hook. Aunt Flo is in town, so I had to let him take the "alternate route". He popped some purple pills and was rock hard. The ride was nice, but I think I was a little loose down there... I could smell myself in the room and I was a little worried he could too. Anyway, I'm sure he didn't notice. He seemed like a great guy, but was in a rush, didn't even stick around to wash up... just hit the car and got on his smart phone. As he drove away, the eggshell-white glow of his phone illuminated his chiseled face. Looking fwd to seeing him again..."
Classic get big there
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Have never bum'd a girl, probably never will - the shit smell could stain my soul.
Why UK Gold hasn't joined this thread is still a mystery...
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anal sex should be confined to pornography
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I know a girl... have known her for years... she's very very hot... She's a freak, loves taking it in the ass, 3-ways, all that...
BUT...
She also loves to wear a strap-on and bang her guy up the ass in return.
She says it's a power thing, she gets off on that, etc etc. She's very hot and everyone kisses her ass... and she says just about every guy she's dated will agree to it. She'll oil up, get them all revved up, then tell them they get to destroy her if she can do it back to them right after they cum...
and they agree. I dunno... how many getbiggers would agree to such a thing?
I'd let her but only if she wore a realistic mask of my favorite pro BB.
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Yeah that's the thing about an anus; it is designed for shitting. Poke your penoris in a shithole and expect to get shit on in return. Can't tolerate the smell of shit, which explains why butt fucking never interested me.
Yep.
I think these ass fuckers secretly like the smell of shit. :-X
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Men should masturbate before making any decision in life regarding a woman.
With that bullet in your chamber, you're never 100% rational.
It's safe to say about 20 seconds after you bust, you are the wisest man on earth.
Wise words.
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I know a girl... have known her for years... she's very very hot... She's a freak, loves taking it in the ass, 3-ways, all that...
BUT...
She also loves to wear a strap-on and bang her guy up the ass in return.
She says it's a power thing, she gets off on that, etc etc. She's very hot and everyone kisses her ass... and she says just about every guy she's dated will agree to it. She'll oil up, get them all revved up, then tell them they get to destroy her if she can do it back to them right after they cum...
and they agree. I dunno... how many getbiggers would agree to such a thing?
I heard that she moved to Florida and married a base player.
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I heard that she moved to Florida and married a base player.
I'm way too anal to let a girl backdoor me. No matter how hot. I'm afraid obamacare wouldn't cover recreational anal damage.
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I know a girl... have known her for years... she's very very hot... She's a freak, loves taking it in the ass, 3-ways, all that...
BUT...
She also loves to wear a strap-on and bang her guy up the ass in return.
She says it's a power thing, she gets off on that, etc etc. She's very hot and everyone kisses her ass... and she says just about every guy she's dated will agree to it. She'll oil up, get them all revved up, then tell them they get to destroy her if she can do it back to them right after they cum...
and they agree. I dunno... how many getbiggers would agree to such a thing?
She might be able to walk on water but I am not letting anyone near my ass with a dildo. I actually asked if I could cum in this girl's ass yesterday but she said 'No, how would you like a dick in your ass?'.....Unfortunately I had to conceed she had a point.
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She might be able to walk on water but I am not letting anyone near my ass with a dildo. I actually asked if I could cum in this girl's ass yesterday but she said 'No, how would you like a dick in your ass?'.....Unfortunately I had to conceed she had a point.
yeah, there's a lot of double standards when it comes to sex... most dudes would be down for a 3-way with another girl in the mix at a drunken party for a quickie... but how many of us would gladly hold our girls' hair during sex while another dude railed her up the ass in a 2 dude 3way? Uh, nope. No way. Sorry. Epic double standard that we readily admit.
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yeah, there's a lot of double standards when it comes to sex... most dudes would be down for a 3-way with another girl in the mix at a drunken party for a quickie... but how many of us would gladly hold our girls' hair during sex while another dude railed her up the ass in a 2 dude 3way? Uh, nope. No way. Sorry. Epic double standard that we readily admit.
I would say no to either scenario. No thank you. :-X
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I would say no to either scenario. No thank you. :-X
Sometimes a girl will allow a semi-3 way with a girl that is slightly less hot... to keep her guy attached but fulfill some fantasy while they still are present to keep things from going too far. Such as, "You do me while I make out with her, you can feel on her, but please no penetration on her" or something like that. It's a safety valve. It prevents a guy from panicking with "I'll never touch another woman again!!!!" and gives them a hot, fairly safe fantasy. Nobody getting preggo, nobody falling in love... just fast and rarely repeated with that person. The moment it becomes "Thursday night 3-way action", someone is going to end up texting each other on Friday and chatting all weekend...
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Men should masturbate before making any decision in life regarding a woman.
With that bullet in your chamber, you're never 100% rational.
It's safe to say about 20 seconds after you bust, you are the wisest man on earth.
truer words have never been spoken in this forum. lol.
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ESF has a monster cock
thats why she cant leave him alone
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... now she's back to texting me everyday.
"hey you..."
"I'd really like to hang out and get to know you"
"are you busy?"
"you're a hard man to get a hold of.."
"I don't want you to think you're just a booty call.. want to watch a movie?"
EVERY......FUCKING.....D AY.
been texting this girl off and on for like a year. you'd think she'd get the hint... especially when after the first time I fucked her (not in the ass, mind you), I got a gf the day after, and I didn't respond to her texts for months and she gets all pissy. "I really thought you were different".. "I can't believe I misread you that much".. ect....
anybody else want her? she can't deepthroat. she's a PAWG. she owns a 3500 sq ft home in a country club. she owns a dance studio. she's a real estate broker. she's like 5'8" blond blue. tits are so-so (if they were huge, I'd she'd probably move up the list of back-ups from like #7 to #5, maybe).. she has two kids like 15 and 12, boys... she's from seattle, but has hair like a Texas girl... she's Norwegian and makes Lefse (besides the anal, that's about the only good thing about her. I love lefse. lol).... she's gotta have shitty self-esteem.
she's all yours. lol
I think you are going to make some "men" here cry if you keep this up.
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Post a pic
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Post a pic
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(http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x276/postpercy/fat_lady_470x705.jpg)
ROFL
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I'd let her but only if she wore a realistic mask of my favorite pro BB.
Gonna get a mask made with my bf's face on it and wear it so that he can finally make love to himself
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Sometimes a girl will allow a semi-3 way with a girl that is slightly less hot... to keep her guy attached but fulfill some fantasy while they still are present to keep things from going too far. Such as, "You do me while I make out with her, you can feel on her, but please no penetration on her" or something like that. It's a safety valve. It prevents a guy from panicking with "I'll never touch another woman again!!!!" and gives them a hot, fairly safe fantasy. Nobody getting preggo, nobody falling in love... just fast and rarely repeated with that person. The moment it becomes "Thursday night 3-way action", someone is going to end up texting each other on Friday and chatting all weekend...
WHYYY!? I would only want to touch super pretty girls. But I hate the idea of threesomes so I guess that doesn't matter
Why don't women generally like more attractive women? I want all the hot chicks on my team
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now I wondering who was the batter and who was catcher... but it is not for us to judge
ESF sounds like he was the one that got the internal massage.. Thombz all over again
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that's true. lol
plus I take a boatload of Viagra and Levitra and can fuck them for hours before I bust a nut, plus all the test and dbol I use (dbol is fucking great for bumping the sex drive, even if I'm not really into the girl and just fucking her because I'm a man... and that's what I'm supposed to do. lol), I'm ready to go again in like 20mins. they must think I'm super attracted to them that I get raging hard on's and can't wait to bang'em again.. or something. plus I'm tall, and have great big site-injected shoulders and a big back, and abs, and despite not training legs in a few months, I still have thick thighs and (site-injected) ass... and I'm not broke, or an asshole, lol... they think they've hit the jackpot.
If I was a chick, I'd totally do ya bro. I'm not, so I won't, but you get the idea.
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If I was a chick, I'd totally do ya bro. I'm not, so I won't, but you get the idea.
it's allllll empty, meanless sex... I still go home alone.
so sad. lol. :-[ :-\
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didn't wash my hands.
driving home picked my nose.
now every time I breath, I smell asshole.
... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".
5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.
btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol
hope this helps. ;)
Prob best post I've read here this year, well done sir
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how old are you?
Amen ~
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it's allllll empty, meanless sex... I still go home alone.
so sad. lol. :-[ :-\
no way, i'd make you love me. I'd use phrases like "Epic cawk, bro" and "Monster stamina".
See, girls don't know what we men want to hear. I hope they never find getbig. They trap us, once they find what magic chord to hit, plying their evil marriage lube to that one small crevice in our puckered ego.... then BOOM. married.
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no way, i'd make you love me. I'd use phrases like "Epic cawk, bro" and "Monster stamina".
See, girls don't know what we men want to hear. I hope they never find getbig. They trap us, once they find what magic chord to hit, plying their evil marriage lube to that one small crevice in our puckered ego.... then BOOM. married.
ahhh... you've found my weakness. lol
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make a video. share it with a select getbig few that'll be discreet and appreciate it :)
In this video, very little you, plenty of her please ;D
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gotta pretty 5ft tall thick thigh latina investment banker coming over tonight... call's me "papi" all the time. kinda creeps me out... but she's super pretty and her thighs and booty are crazy.
took 10mg Levitra and 200mg dbol about an hour ago and my head is already pounding and feels like my eyes are gonna pop out... hard to think straight, almost feel like I'm high. lol.
50/50 chance I have another story by 4am. lol
Yeah that papi thing is weird. Had a chick call me Daddy while I was taking her down penetration highway. Super weird. Still blasted her face off with about a 1/2 pint of man goo though.
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I think cemmeso is going out of business.
Seems to be a trend of low potency or straight bunk shit with research chem and aas businesses as they are about to close shop.
Heard naps is leaving the game soon too...crazy. Dudes are easily multi millionaires by now. Probably 8 figures.
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well that was a waste of time, but another one to add to the list of girls I fucked on the first night, I suppose. woohoo ::) :-\
super pretty, and short.. thighs were great and thick from top to bottom, but round bubble butt, decent calves, size 6 feet with cute toes... not too busty though, oh well.
but she was soooooo shy and nervous. she's a chubby girl, and I'm a "specimen" or whatever, so it's not uncommon.
finally get to the bed and she says she never has sex w/o a condom, and I never have sex WITH a condom, but I had a girl leave a bunch of magnum's (that were her ex-boyfriends no less.. classy ::) ), so I go and grab them and have to tell her to give a bj (which sucked.. could barely fit the tip on her mouth.. ugh.. oh well) so I stuggle to stretch that fucking piece of rubber over my cock and finally get it 1/2 way on and try to fuck her, but that damn thing was strangling my cock #1, and I couldn't feel a goddamn thing #2.. is there a condom bigger than a fucking magnum??
anyways... fucking her with the condom wasn't working so I pulled it off and was ready to just say fuck it.. we're done. but, we keep going but she wants the lights off.. fucking hell.. I'm a visual guy, I wanna SEE her. lights off is like just jacking off with my eyes closed. fuck that. luckily that wasn't the first time, so I have like have a dozen candles on each nite-stand so I light'em up, but that's still not a lot of light... anyways.... then I'm fuckin her and she's not making a sound, even when she cum's, not a sound more than a little moan... then as I'm going she's not keeping her legs up and her thighs are thick so she's pushing me out... I'm thinking "jesus Christ, this sucks, just go home" lol.... so after stopping and resting and trying not to get frustrated (and telling her I'm never gonna cum if she keeps pushing down with her thighs) I finally bust a nut.. a little. I usually hold off and hold off and hold off until when I cum, it's a fucking explosion. lol... so this just fucking sucked.
nice body, but sucks in bed. I'd rather just watched porn for 5mins and played GTA4 on Xbox or something.... or had the school teacher come over tonight instead (another late 30's curvy latina who's been trying to get me to meet her for a year... that'll probably be next week though. I'm done with these girls for a few days, and gotta go see the gf this weekend probably.. who's in med school about 45mins away)
ugh...
oh, and CEM-Meso's Viagra sucks. lol... thank god I'm stocked up on melanotanpeptides Viagra, just used up the last of an old bottle of CEMMeso's stuff instead tonight.
Sounds like you are getting sick of fucking girls just for the sake of it. Probably only until tonight though.
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All that writing could have been replaced by just 1 picture, you soulless bastard >:(
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[insert pic of The Rock slow-clapping]
ESF making a strong showing for rookie of the year here. True getbigger.
Need to get him and Valiant together IRL to see what happens...
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As we sit reading this thread, forensic teams are on their hands and knees at the roadside edge of a small farm after a spate of savage horse buggery. Only a shit-smeared $500 Sashimi receipt and a discarded XS Magnum brand condom have so far been recovered from the scene.
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As we sit reading this thread, forensic teams are on their hands and knees at the roadside edge of a small farm after a spate of savage horse buggery. Only a shit-smeared $500 Sashimi receipt and a discarded XS Magnum brand condom have so far been recovered from the scene.
You're lucky they haven't caught you yet! You should stop harming animals.
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As we sit reading this thread, forensic teams are on their hands and knees at the roadside edge of a small farm after a spate of savage horse buggery. Only a shit-smeared $500 Sashimi receipt and a discarded XS Magnum brand condom have so far been recovered from the scene.
;D ;D ;D
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You're lucky they haven't caught you yet! You should stop harming animals.
Free comedy lesson 1:
When a terrible reply enters your mind, you still have the power of choice whether to type and post it. Engage these powers more often.
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Pics please!
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Pics please!
(http://www.newsinnigeria.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fat3.jpg)
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would be pretty if she lost 150lbs
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would be pretty if she lost 150lbs
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I love the smell of an asshole in the morning.
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I love the smell of an asshole in the morning.
Tell your wife to stop wiping her ass with the pillow, she was very accomodating when I suggested this.