fucked a girl in the ass tonight...

[pellius]

while were on topic let me tell this story, is no bragging ,happend long time ago.

fucked a very cute girl with a frend one time.

was her first time with 2 men and she was in the mood to receicve it analy.

the light in her flat was dimm.

we did this with condom.so while doing her into the ass, the stiffy fell down a little bit,bc could feel frends penor while insdie the vagine, that threw me off so we decided to do her 1 at a time.

so, to bring it back up i self wank a little bit, and had urge to pee, so i went to toilet.in the toilet there was light, and when i was about to remove the condom to have a piss, i looked down on my massive penor, to find out it looked like a chokolat bar, the condom was covered it shit,

i did feel a slight penetrating stench in the room, but wasnt sure if its my feet or someone farted.

but in the toilet,the shit smeel was overwhelming

really cute girl, so cute ,the kind youd believe she doesnt even shit.

* frantically deleting all anal porn from my hard drive *

[pellius]

BTW, when I was living in Cali I had a friend who use to train BJJ with me and he was a camera man in the porn biz. He said that if a girl had an anal shoot she was required to fast the previous day and obviously showered just before her scene.  

Seems like a good idea. Anal sex should be planned. I don't think anybody walks around with a pristine fuckable and eatable ass hole during the course of a day. I think it was Robin Quivers (Howard Stern) who said she got fucked in the ass in the bathroom while on an airplane. Can you imagine sitting in the airport, standing in line, eating some shitty airport food, and then sitting there farting in your plane seat? The longer the time lapse between a good shower and the state of you asshole the worse it gets.

Hopefully this whore took a good shower after her dance class before ESF tapped that.  

[wes]

while were on topic let me tell this story, is no bragging ,happend long time ago.

fucked a very cute girl with a frend one time.

was her first time with 2 men and she was in the mood to receicve it analy.

the light in her flat was dimm.

we did this with condom.so while doing her into the ass, the stiffy fell down a little bit,bc could feel frends penor while insdie the vagine, that threw me off so we decided to do her 1 at a time.

so, to bring it back up i self wank a little bit, and had urge to pee, so i went to toilet.in the toilet there was light, and when i was about to remove the condom to have a piss, i looked down on my massive penor, to find out it looked like a chokolat bar, the condom was covered it shit,

i did feel a slight penetrating stench in the room, but wasnt sure if its my feet or someone farted.

but in the toilet,the shit smeel was overwhelming

really cute girl, so cute ,the kind youd believe she doesnt even shit.

I`ve struck paydirt before....not a nice experience. 

[ProudVirgin69]

BTW, when I was living in Cali I had a friend who use to train BJJ with me and he was a camera man in the porn biz. He said that if a girl had an anal shoot she was required to fast the previous day and obviously showered just before her scene.  

Seems like a good idea. Anal sex should be planned. I don't think anybody walks around with a pristine fuckable and eatable ass hole during the course of a day. I think it was Robin Quivers (Howard Stern) who said she got fucked in the ass in the bathroom while on an airplane. Can you imagine sitting in the airport, standing in line, eating some shitty airport food, and then sitting there farting in your plane seat? The longer the time lapse between a good shower and the state of you asshole the worse it gets.

Hopefully this whore took a good shower after her dance class before ESF tapped that.  

Yup, fasting and a couple of enemas.  You could eat off that asshole by the time it's ready for an anal scene

[Spike]

You have to get your females on a HIGH PROTEIN DIET

It hardens the fecal matter so you don't have loose shits or 'Hershey squirts'

[Overload]

BTW, when I was living in Cali I had a friend who use to train BJJ with me and he was a camera man in the porn biz. He said that if a girl had an anal shoot she was required to fast the previous day and obviously showered just before her scene.  

Seems like a good idea. Anal sex should be planned. I don't think anybody walks around with a pristine fuckable and eatable ass hole during the course of a day. I think it was Robin Quivers (Howard Stern) who said she got fucked in the ass in the bathroom while on an airplane. Can you imagine sitting in the airport, standing in line, eating some shitty airport food, and then sitting there farting in your plane seat? The longer the time lapse between a good shower and the state of you asshole the worse it gets.

Hopefully this whore took a good shower after her dance class before ESF tapped that.  

Or use an enema to clean out their ass.

Banged a girl who "cleaned it out" like that a few years ago.

Kind of a turn off to hear them shitting liquid into the toilet while i'm on the bed with a hard on, but oh well.

[B_B_C]

I`ve struck paydirt before....not a nice experience. 

if you sex is clean you aint doing it right

[wes]

if you sex is clean you aint doing it right

I`m a dirty perve,but a scatfilled asshole isn`t my preferance. 

[wes]

Paydirt Of Peace

[WannaBePro]

I've only had anal with one girl (multiple times for about 2 years out of the 2.5 years we dated) and it was awesome. We'd usually do it after we've had vaj sex cause I never lasted as long going up the pooper if it was the first session of the day (tight as fuck). It was both our first times and she was obviously nervous, but after a lot of lube and "slower ... slower.... slower ...." we figured it out. She actually liked it! Sometimes even looked forward to it. A couple times I did pull out and there was a stain here and there, but I never minded, felt awesome and a shower afterwards was always in order.

Nowadays I just live with the memories...  

[wes]

I tell you,from my vast sexual expertise,when a chick finally succumbs to having anal sex after being afraid to do so,they will want it again.

[pellius]

Yup, fasting and a couple of enemas.  You could eat off that asshole by the time it's ready for an anal scene

A pristine asshole is a work of art and should be violated in a foul and brutal manner.

[Big Daddy Caine]

while were on topic let me tell this story, is no bragging ,happend long time ago.

fucked a very cute girl with a frend one time.

was her first time with 2 men and she was in the mood to receicve it analy.

the light in her flat was dimm.

we did this with condom.so while doing her into the ass, the stiffy fell down a little bit,bc could feel frends penor while insdie the vagine, that threw me off so we decided to do her 1 at a time.

so, to bring it back up i self wank a little bit, and had urge to pee, so i went to toilet.in the toilet there was light, and when i was about to remove the condom to have a piss, i looked down on my massive penor, to find out it looked like a chokolat bar, the condom was covered it shit,

i did feel a slight penetrating stench in the room, but wasnt sure if its my feet or someone farted.

but in the toilet,the shit smeel was overwhelming

really cute girl, so cute ,the kind youd believe she doesnt even shit.

NOW THAT'S A SHITTY SITUATION

[wes]

A pristine asshole is a work of art and should be violated in a foul and brutal manner.

I`d lick that for a week or two,shitty or not!   

[Big Daddy Caine]

BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING, LOOK AROUND LOOK AROUND!!!

[240 is Back]

i just try to be so drunk that i dont notice a little crust.

[TrueGrit]

[che]

A pristine asshole is a work of art and should be violated in a foul and brutal manner.

[Novena]

didn't wash my hands.
driving home picked my nose.
now every time I breath, I smell asshole.
... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".
5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.
btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol
hope this helps. 

You want a side order of Hepatitis with your date?

[AD2100]

I`d lick that for a week or two,shitty or not!  

If you would lick a woman's shitty asshole, you deserve the lack of respect and looks of disgust she will give you in public.

Not only that, you are a homosexual.

[Primemuscle]

while were on topic let me tell this story, is no bragging ,happend long time ago.

fucked a very cute girl with a frend one time.

was her first time with 2 men and she was in the mood to receicve it analy.

the light in her flat was dimm.

we did this with condom.so while doing her into the ass, the stiffy fell down a little bit,bc could feel frends penor while insdie the vagine, that threw me off so we decided to do her 1 at a time.

so, to bring it back up i self wank a little bit, and had urge to pee, so i went to toilet.in the toilet there was light, and when i was about to remove the condom to have a piss, i looked down on my massive penor, to find out it looked like a chokolat bar, the condom was covered it shit,

i did feel a slight penetrating stench in the room, but wasnt sure if its my feet or someone farted.

but in the toilet,the shit smeel was overwhelming

really cute girl, so cute ,the kind youd believe she doesnt even shit.

Yeah that's the thing about an anus; it is designed for shitting. Poke your penoris in a shithole and expect to get shit on in return. Can't tolerate the smell of shit, which explains why butt fucking never interested me.

[Red Hook]

Let`s not leave out the fact that he sews up his own woulds with barbed wire! 

so what? it happens in the movies all the time.

[240 is Back]

I know a girl... have known her for years... she's very very hot... She's a freak, loves taking it in the ass, 3-ways, all that...

BUT...

She also loves to wear a strap-on and bang her guy up the ass in return. 

She says it's a power thing, she gets off on that, etc etc.   She's very hot and everyone kisses her ass... and she says just about every guy she's dated will agree to it.   She'll oil up, get them all revved up, then tell them they get to destroy her if she can do it back to them right after they cum...

and they agree.  I dunno... how many getbiggers would agree to such a thing? 

[wes]

 

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She'll oil up, get them all revved up, then tell them they get to destroy her if she can do it back to them right after they cum…

The story fell apart right there.
Most guys would agree then tell her to fuck off after.
Reality says she fucks them first.