Author Topic: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife? (Read 31804 times)

spinnis · « **Reply #75 on:** November 28, 2009, 06:06:51 AM »

Quote from: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on November 28, 2009, 05:58:56 AM

He has cuts to his lips according to the BBC. What did they hit? I know that racists will say that black peoples lips are like build-in airbags but seriously how could your lips be injured in a 10mph car crash?

think for a minute..

spinnis · « **Reply #76 on:** November 28, 2009, 06:08:04 AM »

Quote from: Parker on November 28, 2009, 06:04:44 AM

Swede doesn't know, he'd try to put the girl in some sort of MMA hold, until she calms down and the police arrive. Next thing you know he's in jail, locked up foe assault.

Actually, rolling out is not a bitch move, because he's the one with the injuries and fucked up car, shows that she was the aggressor, and she could get charges on her. Also now, there could be a stigma attached to her from the other golfers wives, leading her to be ostracized and put on the defensive from the public. Which will tame her ass right up.

Times are hard, even for Goldiggers, can't have one jealous blonde fucking up the rotation.

In sweden you wouldn't be filed with any charges though.

well shes a woman and wont get punished at all. as always

Mars · « **Reply #77 on:** November 28, 2009, 06:12:14 AM »

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #78 on:** November 28, 2009, 06:22:44 AM »

Quote from: Swede! on November 28, 2009, 06:08:04 AM

In sweden you wouldn't be filed with any charges though.

well shes a woman and wont get punished at all. as always

You just got to knock them out Swede then when they wake up hope they dont remember.

uberman09 · « **Reply #79 on:** November 28, 2009, 08:16:52 AM »

multiculturalism works wonder !

She's dumb to have agressed him, she could have asked divorce for adultery and get tons of money... why ruin her chances? anyway she can still complain he cheats on her.

I can't believe rich people like wood still feel the need to cheat on their model wives...

Spoony Luv · « **Reply #80 on:** November 28, 2009, 08:29:15 AM »

Just got off the phone with Stan the caddy and he stated that she fucked him up in the house(busted lip etc) he ran out and she chased him with a golf club smashing the SUV all up...He planned the accident because his face was bad enough that it wouldn't be just shrugged off by the media...He had to play in a tournament...
In Summary...Tiger's wife is batshit crazy and Tiger fixed the problem with a phony accident...

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #81 on:** November 28, 2009, 08:47:34 AM »

Quote from: uberman09 on November 28, 2009, 08:16:52 AM

multiculturalism works wonder !

She's dumb to have agressed him, she could have asked divorce for adultery and get tons of money... why ruin her chances? anyway she can still complain he cheats on her.

I can't believe rich people like wood still feel the need to cheat on their model wives...

I believe Eli signed a Pre-Nup. Even so, she would still get a lot of money since she is the mother of two kids

240 is Back · « **Reply #82 on:** November 28, 2009, 08:54:11 AM »

tiger did the smart thing.

true, the woman probably needed held until she stopped hitting him.

but "tiger is a wife beater" would ring out for the next 20 years.

Now, we know tiger is a guy who did everything humanly possible to avoid hurting this wife.

Fatpanda · « **Reply #83 on:** November 28, 2009, 08:55:25 AM »

why would he cheat on that

stunning, absolutely stunning

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #84 on:** November 28, 2009, 09:14:37 AM »

Quote from: Swede! on November 28, 2009, 05:32:35 AM

Why the fuck wouldn't you just throw her to the ground and keep her there until she calmed down? its not like shes a 300 pound monster or something.

"running away in his suv" what a pussy

Yes, nothing cements a man's rep as a tough guy, like throwing around a 120lb woman.

To say Tiger did the smart thing is an understatement. As 240 pointed out, he saved his reputation, plus, he avoided a lengthy public court battle which could've cost him his freedom.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #85 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:05:26 AM »

wes · « **Reply #86 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:07:06 AM »

She can scratch me up anyday!! LOL

Fatpanda · « **Reply #87 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:08:27 AM »

soon to be ex wife

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #88 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:09:27 AM »

Mudshark.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #89 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:10:16 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on November 28, 2009, 11:08:27 AM

soon to be ex wife

I'll be waiting. She can cry on my shoulder.

tendonitis · « **Reply #90 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:11:55 AM »

The thing is Tiger could be banging chicks like that everyday, hell two at a time if he wanted.
Rich men should NEVER get married. It's just a dumb move in every possible way.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #91 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:12:27 AM »

Quote from: JME on November 28, 2009, 11:05:26 AM

You don't get to impregnate them all Joe!

Parker · « **Reply #92 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:12:34 AM »

The Other chick...

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #93 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:12:43 AM »

Quote from: JME on November 28, 2009, 11:10:16 AM

I'll be waiting. She can cry on my shoulder.

Are you looking for #5? (or is it #6 by now?)

Fatpanda · « **Reply #94 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:12:52 AM »

if tiger wasn't a superstar millionaire, and worked in kfc. do you think he'd get any pussy ?

he looks like a nerd !

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #95 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:13:36 AM »

Quote from: Parker on November 28, 2009, 11:12:34 AM

The Other chick...

She looks like a tranny.

Kwon · « **Reply #96 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:18:21 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on November 28, 2009, 11:12:52 AM

if tiger wasn't a superstar millionaire, and worked in kfc. do you think he'd get any pussy ?

he looks like a nerd !

Of course not, why do you ask?

Money means a lot for people.

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #97 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:18:42 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on November 28, 2009, 11:12:52 AM

if tiger wasn't a superstar millionaire, and worked in kfc. do you think he'd get any pussy ?

he looks like a nerd !

LOL. Dude is a total fucking nerd. You're absolutely right. The dude would pull zero pussy if it wasn't for his money. Why the hell do you think he's crashing cars into trees. He knows this and will always know this.

Smokincrazy · « **Reply #98 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:43:25 AM »

Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on November 28, 2009, 11:18:42 AM

LOL. Dude is a total fucking nerd. You're absolutely right. The dude would pull zero pussy if it wasn't for his money. Why the hell do you think he's crashing cars into trees. He knows this and will always know this.

If you think he crashed himself into a tree because he thought of himself as a nerd then what do you think of yourself McAnnus? JUst jump in front of a train now

funk51 · « **Reply #99 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:49:16 AM »

Quote from: JME on November 28, 2009, 11:05:26 AM

it's like that great philosopher said, i've never fucked a ten ,but i did fuck 5 two's.

Author Topic: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife? (Read 31804 times)

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