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Title: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: True Amateur on January 22, 2013, 04:38:47 AM: Before then I will watch my shows on TV, head over to the gym for heqvy triples on the squats, take a cat nap at around 1:30pm. At some point I need to pick up a new thermos.
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm
Post by: Stark on January 22, 2013, 04:39:33 AM: Asif Syed Zafar, Pakistani immigrant, I thought I owned you off getbig a while back?
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm
Post by: Powerlift66 on January 22, 2013, 04:40:37 AM: (http://i.usatoday.net/life/_photos/2009/01/15/blartx.jpg)
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm
Post by: _bruce_ on January 22, 2013, 04:42:04 AM: At least someone is securing the border.
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm
Post by: gym**rat on January 22, 2013, 05:54:52 AM: Quote from: Stark on January 22, 2013, 04:39:33 AM
Asif Syed Zafar, Pakistani immigrant, I thought I owned you off getbig a while back?

Stark, you may need to pick up your game with this one. He is too stupid to understand what you are saying. I always type REAL SLOW when responding to him.
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm
Post by: Stark on January 22, 2013, 06:03:58 AM: Quote from: gym**rat on January 22, 2013, 05:54:52 AM
Stark, you may need to pick up your game with this one. He is too stupid to understand what you are saying. I always type REAL SLOW when responding to him.

;D
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm
Post by: dj181 on January 22, 2013, 06:04:28 AM: how much ya squatting for the heavy triple?
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 22, 2013, 08:25:34 AM: I'm beginning to love this gimmick
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm
Post by: calfzilla on January 22, 2013, 09:37:28 AM: Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 22, 2013, 08:25:34 AM
I'm beginning to love this gimmick

X2
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm
Post by: Wiggs on January 22, 2013, 09:38:56 AM: Quote from: True Amateur on January 22, 2013, 06:12:30 AM
Here is a case of a mental incompetent trying to leverage himself into the dominant position through posturing. In the end he exposes his mental weakness simply by making a statement, as any statement he does attempt is shot through with his mental/intellectual impairment. His final position is not dominant, but that of a fool. In his demand for respect, he unveils his inability to be respected. Just best to let him ramble and shake your head at his ineffectiveness.

LOL! Are you part shrink also? Awesome.
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm
Post by: Viking11 on January 22, 2013, 09:40:43 AM: Oh fuck! You forgot about the meatball sandwiches. Fail. Go to backup plan ASAP. File an Incident Report and note in your DAR. Carry on.
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm
Post by: arce1988 on January 22, 2013, 01:09:58 PM: ;D
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: C-BuZz on January 22, 2013, 04:06:29 PM: (http://s7.postimage.org/bp77rmffv/image.jpg)
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm
Post by: Wiggs on January 22, 2013, 04:07:55 PM: Quote from: True Amateur on January 22, 2013, 03:07:12 PM
Okay guys, I've checked in and begun another double Security shift. Let me get this building under control, then I will be back to moderate the chat forum. I'm also going to be doing the administrator of The Free Chat Line telephone line a favor and moderating that as well, so bear with me guys, I've got a lot going on tonight. I'll be checking back in a little while.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: arce1988 on January 22, 2013, 05:25:22 PM: (http://s7.postimage.org/bp77rmffv/image.jpg)

;D
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm
Post by: Quickerblade on January 22, 2013, 05:26:53 PM: Quote from: True Amateur on January 22, 2013, 03:07:12 PM
Okay guys, I've checked in and begun another double Security shift. Let me get this building under control, then I will be back to moderate the chat forum. I'm also going to be doing the administrator of The Free Chat Line telephone line a favor and moderating that as well, so bear with me guys, I've got a lot going on tonight. I'll be checking back in a little while.

i told you arce1988 was sending me hurtful PM's and you did nothing about it, your a phony.
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: arce1988 on January 22, 2013, 05:28:35 PM: I told him in pm what I told him on here. Meet me in person.
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: Quickerblade on January 22, 2013, 05:33:17 PM: Quote from: arce1988 on January 22, 2013, 05:28:35 PM
I told him in pm what I told him on here. Meet me in person.

Oh here you are, where do you get get off attacking me in a PM?
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: calfzilla on January 22, 2013, 05:41:53 PM: Lets stay focused on to tonight's double security shift guys. I would hate to see you get an indident report.
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 22, 2013, 05:45:48 PM: Quote from: Quickerblade on January 22, 2013, 05:33:17 PM
Oh here you are, where do you get get off attacking me in a PM?

:o
It's about to go down true armchair. Where you at son? Bring your pellet gun, code 3!
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: arce1988 on January 22, 2013, 05:47:03 PM: I would NEVER attack you QB. I was talking about TA.
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm
Post by: booty on January 22, 2013, 05:49:17 PM: Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 22, 2013, 08:25:34 AM
I'm beginning to love this gimmick
Yes he's very funny.
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: SF1900 on January 22, 2013, 05:50:58 PM: True Amateur, do they allow you to carry a firearm? If not, do you use the standard pepper spray and club? How do you enforce the rules?
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: gmflex on January 22, 2013, 06:10:50 PM: Bump for update from true amateur
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 22, 2013, 07:38:55 PM: Quote from: True Amateur on January 22, 2013, 07:35:26 PM
Alright guys, I've been handling a disturbance on The Free Chatline phone line, as I am the guest moderator tonight. Things seem relatively quiet on Getbig.com, I'm about to heat up some Chinese Food I found in the lunch room refrigerator, so I'll be back shortly.

Legit lol. Smell that food first broski, no time for the shits when you're pump out 16 hours shifts
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: calfzilla on January 22, 2013, 07:59:35 PM: Why doesn't the security company hire another officer so they don't have to pay so much overtime with the double shifts?
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 22, 2013, 08:01:23 PM: Quote from: True Amateur on January 22, 2013, 07:57:53 PM
In this line of work I've seen (and eaten) it all, from two week old pizza to rancid tuna sandwiches. I've got a cast iron stomach. And if by some fluke I did get the runs I simply use a homemade adult diaper: grab a maxi pad from the Ladies Room, and after taking a messy dump, wedge the maxi pad up between the butt cheeks to keep the keister region dry and comfy for the duration of the security shift.

The mc guyver of the security biz. How lOng until to give Milton the heave-ho and start getting your own contracts?
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: Fuzzy Nuts on January 22, 2013, 08:02:29 PM: Quote from: True Amateur on January 22, 2013, 07:57:53 PM
In this line of work I've seen (and eaten) it all, from two week old pizza to rancid tuna sandwiches. I've got a cast iron stomach. And if by some fluke I did get the runs I simply use a homemade adult diaper: grab a maxi pad from the Ladies Room, and after taking a messy dump, wedge the maxi pad up between the butt cheeks to keep the keister region dry and comfy for the duration of the security shift.
Security work was starting to sound kind of glamorous, until this post.
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: gmflex on January 22, 2013, 08:09:13 PM: Quote from: True Amateur on January 22, 2013, 07:57:53 PM
In this line of work I've seen (and eaten) it all, from two week old pizza to rancid tuna sandwiches. I've got a cast iron stomach. And if by some fluke I did get the runs I simply use a homemade adult diaper: grab a maxi pad from the Ladies Room, and after taking a messy dump, wedge the maxi pad up between the butt cheeks to keep the keister region dry and comfy for the duration of the security shift.

;D ;D
lmao
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: SF1900 on January 22, 2013, 09:03:29 PM: True Amateur, how is the night shift going?
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: calfzilla on January 22, 2013, 09:18:43 PM: TA can tell us any stories how you caught any African Americans committing a criminal act and you had to rough them up?
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: C-BuZz on January 22, 2013, 09:20:42 PM: Can hardly wait for another update from TA.

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Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: arce1988 on January 22, 2013, 09:35:57 PM: ;D
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: Dr.J on January 22, 2013, 11:42:34 PM: Quote from: True Amateur on January 22, 2013, 07:35:26 PM
Alright guys, I've been handling a disturbance on The Free Chatline phone line, as I am the guest moderator tonight. Things seem relatively quiet on Getbig.com, I'm about to heat up some Chinese Food I found in the lunch room refrigerator, so I'll be back shortly.
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Sweeeeeetttttttt........ .found food of peace!!
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: booty on January 22, 2013, 11:50:56 PM: Quote from: True Amateur on January 22, 2013, 07:57:53 PM
In this line of work I've seen (and eaten) it all, from two week old pizza to rancid tuna sandwiches. I've got a cast iron stomach. And if by some fluke I did get the runs I simply use a homemade adult diaper: grab a maxi pad from the Ladies Room, and after taking a messy dump, wedge the maxi pad up between the butt cheeks to keep the keister region dry and comfy for the duration of the security shift.
This is like a south park episode. Do you keep brown paper bags close by too? They are handy if you suddenly get ill and need to vomit.
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: C-BuZz on January 23, 2013, 12:04:18 AM: TA taking care of business.
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: Dr.J on January 23, 2013, 02:05:50 AM: TA....you sleeping on the job?!
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: booty on January 23, 2013, 04:50:53 AM: Quote from: True Amateur on January 23, 2013, 04:34:36 AM
Okay guys, I'm wrapping up the double Security shift. The workers are going to start arriving in the building soon, and I have to go out front and raise The American Flag.
Why are you raising the american flag?? Is it a special celebration or something?
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: dj181 on January 23, 2013, 05:06:35 AM: Quote from: calfzilla on January 22, 2013, 09:18:43 PM
TA can tell us any stories how you caught any African Americans committing a criminal act and you had to rough them up?

;D
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: CalvinH on January 23, 2013, 06:07:50 AM: Quote from: True Amateur on January 23, 2013, 04:55:44 AM
The American Flag gets raised every day and lowered every night at this building. Sometimes I hum The National Anthem as I'm raising it.

8)
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: Chacka on January 23, 2013, 06:30:03 AM: funny shit right here :)
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: Chacka on January 23, 2013, 06:33:20 AM: ... and you seem to have dramatically reduced the # of posts by that flacid queef "Howard" past few weeks good job!
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: HockeyFightFan on January 23, 2013, 10:31:42 AM: Quote from: True Amateur on January 23, 2013, 06:46:31 AM
After membership on over fifty chat forums, many of which I proudly served as moderator, I would like to think I know a thing or two about handling these troublemakers. Cranks like Arse and Howard are a dime a dozen, and can be easily handled with advanced "mental judo" techniques.

True Amateur, what do you think of this?

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=353684.msg4985914#msg4985914

Getbig's own "juruth" also happens to frequent telephone chatlines. You guys probably have something in common.
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: HockeyFightFan on January 23, 2013, 12:35:22 PM: Quote from: HockeyFightFan on January 23, 2013, 10:31:42 AM
True Amateur, what do you think of this?

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=353684.msg4985914#msg4985914

Getbig's own "juruth" also happens to frequent telephone chatlines. You guys probably have something in common.

Bump ;D
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: gmflex on January 23, 2013, 05:31:11 PM: ;D
Title: Re: Reporting for Security duty at 4pm *UPDATED*
Post by: arce1988 on January 23, 2013, 07:54:47 PM: ;D