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Title: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: JediKnight on April 10, 2008, 03:27:15 PM
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on April 10, 2008, 03:28:44 PM
I like when Kobe acts black. That's how they talk in Italy and in Gladwyne PA where he went to highschool.
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Post by: 240 is Back on April 10, 2008, 03:29:27 PM
cool commercial... until 5,000 idiots try it this weekend to get their copyclips on youtube, and 30 end up in hospitals, 2 dead.
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Post by: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 03:30:56 PM
I like when Kobe acts black. That's how they talk in Italy and in Gladwyne PA where he went to highschool.
;D ;D

kobe would get FUCKED UP if he ever went into the hood and talked like that...

id liek to see him go into the hundred blocks of oakland

that would be funny
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Post by: Marty Champions on April 10, 2008, 03:31:20 PM
oh man great stuff

need he prove himself next by jumping over a 4 runner and getting 1/2 inch clipped on his foot sending kobe summersaulting to his untimley death as if he had the tools to do more good but he chose a dream that would not immortaly live like the dream of goodwill
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Post by: McFarland on April 10, 2008, 03:32:08 PM
cool commercial... until 5,000 idiots try it this weekend to get their copyclips on youtube, and 30 end up in hospitals, 2 dead.

That wouldn't make it cooler? 
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: 240 is Back on April 10, 2008, 03:32:48 PM
;D ;D

kobe would get FUCKED UP if he ever went into the hood and talked like that...

id liek to see him go into the hundred blocks of oakland

that would be funny


nah,they'd still kiss his ass because they know he makes $240k per game.

Maybe he'd take them out for dinner or give away some shoes or somehting.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: 240 is Back on April 10, 2008, 03:33:44 PM
That wouldn't make it cooler? 

are you kidding?   I'ld pay $5 right now for a clip of a kid tying his shoes, bragging about his vert, then seeing him get folded on the hood of a car.  I love to see idiots do harm to themselves.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 03:40:36 PM

nah,they'd still kiss his ass because they know he makes $240k per game.

Maybe he'd take them out for dinner or give away some shoes or somehting.
youve obviously never been to oakland, my friend
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: bigbadwolfe on April 10, 2008, 03:41:11 PM
are you kidding?   I'ld pay $5 right now for a clip of a kid tying his shoes, bragging about his vert, then seeing him get folded on the hood of a car.  I love to see idiots do harm to themselves.

I totally agree, copycat idiots make my day. I love to see dumbass do harm to them selves trying to be cool. But that vid was pretty kickass!!! That is some badass leaping skills right there.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: 240 is Back on April 10, 2008, 03:44:46 PM
youve obviously never been to oakland, my friend

nope.  but i am from a really crappy part of cleveland.  and the minute poor people smell money, they look for an angle, and they kiss ass.  You ever see how polite the most crass people will be when they're trying to convince a guy with a tie that they are worthy of welfare benefits?  Multiply that times 10,000.  They know that if they can get 5 min alone with Kobe, read him some sob story about some trick that set them up (kobe can relate), that kobe might break the guy off $10k for some good karma.

seriously, if they saw kobe on the street or at mcD, theyd ask for an autograph and try to kiss his ass.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: bigj2k3 on April 10, 2008, 03:47:01 PM
There has got to be something about doing stupid shit in his contract.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 03:47:33 PM
nope.  but i am from a really crappy part of cleveland.  and the minute poor people smell money, they look for an angle, and they kiss ass.  You ever see how polite the most crass people will be when they're trying to convince a guy with a tie that they are worthy of welfare benefits?  Multiply that times 10,000.  They know that if they can get 5 min alone with Kobe, read him some sob story about some trick that set them up (kobe can relate), that kobe might break the guy off $10k for some good karma.

seriously, if they saw kobe on the street or at mcD, theyd ask for an autograph and try to kiss his ass.
maybe in cleveland ;D

lol..thugs in oakland dont need money .....  they just need their 'purp', their 'scrapers', their 'thizzles' , and a couple of mac dre cd's and they are good to go
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Post by: polychronopolous on April 10, 2008, 03:48:14 PM

nah,they'd still kiss his ass because they know he makes $240k per game.

Maybe he'd take them out for dinner or give away some shoes or somehting.
Yeah I seen on ESPN a few days ago where Mike Vick is playing quarterback for the prisons football team and washin dishes. Guys that came from that type of background have alot of respect for and look up to athletes with alot of physical talent.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 10, 2008, 03:48:41 PM
There has got to be something about doing stupid shit in his contract.



He's Kobe Bryant, the greatest player in the game right now, he does what he wants ;)
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: 240 is Back on April 10, 2008, 03:50:03 PM
There has got to be something about doing stupid shit in his contract.

yeah, but kobe spent the first half of the season trying to get traded.  maybe he did it then.

now that they have gasol and are flirting with 1st place, he should STFU and play some ball.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: McFarland on April 10, 2008, 03:50:08 PM
Definitely an awesome clip.  
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: polychronopolous on April 10, 2008, 03:51:06 PM
Definitely an awesome clip.  
Yeah, Kobe's a badass.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Marty Champions on April 10, 2008, 03:52:19 PM
im jealous as hell of kobe's jumping abilities. i want to match his abilities if not improve upon them, i shall give it my all with my  immortal plan
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Thealmightyronald on April 10, 2008, 03:54:01 PM
brb goin' to buy some nikes
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: polychronopolous on April 10, 2008, 03:55:18 PM
im jealous as hell of kobe's jumping abilities. i want to match his abilities if not improve upon them, i shall give it my all with my  immortal plan
I'd give up on that plan, bro.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Megalodon on April 10, 2008, 03:55:30 PM
There are those that would actually try to emulate the jump and there are also those that actually believe Kobe Bryant jumped over an Aston Martin.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: YoungBlood on April 10, 2008, 03:57:31 PM
id liek to see him go into the hundred blocks of oakland

He would be just fine....I go to Oakland every day in one of the worst areas of the city...at 2:30am.

Kobe=ALL SHOES
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 03:59:37 PM
He would be just fine....I go to Oakland every day in one of the worst areas of the city...at 2:30am.

Kobe=ALL SHOES
oh yeah where do you go? im very familiar with the area...   what street?


liar
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: kcballer on April 10, 2008, 04:08:26 PM
;D ;D

kobe would get FUCKED UP if he ever went into the hood and talked like that...

id liek to see him go into the hundred blocks of oakland

that would be funny

shut up you idiot candizzle, go back to being owned on the steroid board.  Kobe wouldn't get 'fu*ked up' stop pretending like you know the ghettos you blight on the human race.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: polychronopolous on April 10, 2008, 04:12:12 PM
I guarantee you that if Kobe Bryant, or even the whitest of white players like Steve Nash, showed up to play ball on a Saturday afternoon in Oakland there would be tons of regular guys that live in that neighborhood that would just love to be out there balling with them and testing their game against an NBA star.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: sgt. d on April 10, 2008, 04:12:48 PM
many great people in cali

just to name a few Kobe Bryant, Shawn Ray etc....
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Sir William Idol on April 10, 2008, 04:12:57 PM
candizzle you're from oakland? where did you go to high school?
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 04:13:33 PM
shut up you idiot candizzle, go back to being owned on the steroid board.  Kobe wouldn't get 'fu*ked up' stop pretending like you know the ghettos you blight on the human race.
;Di love you too sweetheart
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: sgt. d on April 10, 2008, 04:14:42 PM
candizzle you're from oakland? where did you go to high school?

Who says he went to high school ???
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: kcballer on April 10, 2008, 04:14:52 PM
haha exactly! Kobe was loved when he showed up to rucker park a few years ago, same with Vince who is the most un-ghetto guy.  
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 04:16:08 PM
i graduated in oakland
but i went for 3 and half years to school in the central valley
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Post by: YoungBlood on April 10, 2008, 04:16:19 PM
oh yeah where do you go? im very familiar with the area...   what street?


liar

You know San Leandro Blvd, crossed with 85th Ave? Let's see here, about two months ago, there was a rash of murders in the area, where in 7 days or so, 6 people were killed. One latino was in line for a burrito at a taco cart on 89th.
The Oakland police hired 20+ more units to patrol the area and help them out.
As well, I was driving right at the coliseum where the A's play, and saw a huge stand-off between the cops and someone. A cops car jump the median, does a donut and the officer gets out wielding his weapon. Three more cars come careening down San Leandro Blvd. and stop traffic, right across from the Bart Station.
How familiar are you with the area?
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 04:17:47 PM
welll okay you know the area well enough...but the ballpark isnt really one of the worst areas..    macarthur is probably one of the 'hardest' streets  and the hundred block is where youll find the thugz at
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: polychronopolous on April 10, 2008, 04:18:02 PM
haha exactly! Kobe was loved when he showed up to rucker park a few years ago, same with Vince who is the most un-ghetto guy.  
When you grow up and ain't got shit, sports can be a great outlet. Just going out there and balling all day and night like so many people in the ghetto do. NBA pros have been testing their games on the streets going back to Wilt in the early days, and probably long before that, but my basketball history isn't all that great.
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Post by: Sir William Idol on April 10, 2008, 04:20:56 PM
You know San Leandro Blvd, crossed with 85th Ave? Let's see here, about two months ago, there was a rash of murders in the area, where in 7 days or so, 6 people were killed. One latino was in line for a burrito at a taco cart on 89th.
The Oakland police hired 20+ more units to patrol the area and help them out.
As well, I was driving right at the coliseum where the A's play, and saw a huge stand-off between the cops and someone. A cops car jump the median, does a donut and the officer gets out wielding his weapon. Three more cars come careening down San Leandro Blvd. and stop traffic, right across from the Bart Station.
How familiar are you with the area?


hahah, someone i "know"  ;D used to go to 83rd and Oral in high school to buy weed from 12 year olds hanging out in the bushes when there was no other option available...
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 04:22:54 PM

hahah, someone i "know"  ;D used to go to 83rd and Oral in high school to buy weed from 12 year olds hanging out in the bushes when there was no other option available...
no other option? in oakland? wow times must have been different back then.   

you could have always crossed the bay and got some weed from the blasck guys on corner down by fillmore...always out there sellin purp...cops dont seem to care either
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Sir William Idol on April 10, 2008, 04:23:01 PM
welll okay you know the area well enough...but the ballpark isnt really one of the worst areas..    macarthur is probably one of the 'hardest' streets  and the hundred block is where youll find the thugz at

west oakland is almost as bad as east oakland (which should really be called south oakland)
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 04:24:41 PM
well nowdays the two areas are sort of different

east oakland is al about getting 'hyphy' and just more about partying and having a good time...where as west oaklan youll find much more gansgetrish type of guys...drug dealers, pimps, ect..all about their money and dont play games and DONT like white people....east oakland guys will party with you regardless of white or not
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Post by: kcballer on April 10, 2008, 04:25:49 PM
When you grow up and ain't got shit, sports can be a great outlet. Just going out there and balling all day and night like so many people in the ghetto do. NBA pros have been testing their games on the streets going back to Wilt in the early days, and probably long before that, but my basketball history isn't all that great.

Wilt was pretty well known, although guys like Earl 'Jesus' Monroe and Tiny Archibald were street legends LOOOONG before they hit the NBA courts.  
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Post by: YoungBlood on April 10, 2008, 04:26:28 PM
welll okay you know the area well enough...but the ballpark isnt really one of the worst areas..    macarthur is probably one of the 'hardest' streets  and the hundred block is where youll find the thugz at

Within 2min of my truck pulling up, people are on me asking for the spoiled product I throw away. If I don't give it to them, they'll kick the truck, threaten me or come back later on and break the window and/or mirrors.
One guy was jumping in the dumpster for the product, was told to get out and threatened to have the police called. He came back within 10min and lit a fire behind the building.
We sometimes leave the roll-up door open if another truck is pulling in...once two kids just drove in checking out the scene. I asked them what they were looking for, obvious they don't belong there (cornrows and the typical "thug attire"). They said they're waiting for their friend (pointing to a truck with the doors open). The "friend" was a 55 year old white man, when I approached their "friend" they drove out and parked in the parking lot where they found their real friend. "Shook hands" said 'What's Up?!?!" and then turned around and left. Hmmm, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know what the hell they did.
MacArthur is a pretty bad area...Oakland itself is generally within the top 5 murder rates in the US every year.
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Post by: Zaphod on April 10, 2008, 04:27:39 PM
well nowdays the two areas are sort of different

east oakland is al about getting 'hyphy' and just more about partying and having a good time...where as west oaklan youll find much more gansgetrish type of guys...drug dealers, pimps, ect..all about their money and dont play games and DONT like white people....east oakland guys will party with you regardless of white or not

They still have a Giant Burger there?
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Post by: 240 is Back on April 10, 2008, 04:28:30 PM
I'm betting Shawn Bradley walks into any playground in any neighborhood in America, and he's treated like a rock star.  People BEGGING him to play a game of 5 on 5.  And I bet they try to chill with him after the game.  And if he's looking for a place to eat dinner, I bet everyone on that court is scheming on a way to get a sitdown meal with Shawn-O.  
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Post by: YoungBlood on April 10, 2008, 04:28:48 PM
you could have always crossed the bay and got some weed from the blasck guys on corner down by fillmore...always out there sellin purp...cops dont seem to care either

If you're looking for weed across the Bay, Fillmore isn't the best to find it. Mission and the Tenderloin is much better. Ever been there at night, and see 5-6 on EVERY corner riding bikes? What do you think they're doing?
It ain't selling Bibles!!!
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: YoungBlood on April 10, 2008, 04:30:00 PM
They still have a Giant Burger there?

One right off Hegenberger Road, I think. Can't remember if it's an actual Giant Burger. Nations are plentiful, and there are Giant Burgers elsewhere, but I can't remember exactly where in Oaktown.
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Post by: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 04:30:08 PM
If you're looking for weed across the Bay, Fillmore isn't the best to find it. Mission and the Tenderloin is much better. Ever been there at night, and see 5-6 on EVERY corner riding bikes? What do you think they're doing?
It ain't selling Bibles!!!
yeah to be honest im not that familiar with frisco

i lived in oakland for a few months, thats why i know that area so well
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Post by: polychronopolous on April 10, 2008, 04:31:56 PM
I'm betting Shawn Bradley walks into any playground in any neighborhood in America, and he's treated like a rock star.  People BEGGING him to play a game of 5 on 5.  And I bet they try to chill with him after the game.  And if he's looking for a place to eat dinner, I bet everyone on that court is scheming on a way to get a sitdown meal with Shawn-O.  
I dunno, there always is an exception to the rule! All the black guys I know hated Bradley when he played for the Mavs.
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Post by: Zaphod on April 10, 2008, 04:33:03 PM
One right off Hegenberger Road, I think. Can't remember if it's an actual Giant Burger. Nations are plentiful, and there are Giant Burgers elsewhere, but I can't remember exactly where in Oaktown.

We used to score our crank from a guy in Oakland. We'd always load up on a good Giant Burger meal before railing up.  ;D
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Post by: McFarland on April 10, 2008, 04:40:53 PM
I guarantee you that if Kobe Bryant, or even the whitest of white players like Steve Nash, showed up to play ball on a Saturday afternoon in Oakland there would be tons of regular guys that live in that neighborhood that would just love to be out there balling with them and testing their game against an NBA star.

You are correct sir. 
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Post by: kcballer on April 10, 2008, 04:42:38 PM
I'm betting Shawn Bradley walks into any playground in any neighborhood in America, and he's treated like a rock star.  People BEGGING him to play a game of 5 on 5.  And I bet they try to chill with him after the game.  And if he's looking for a place to eat dinner, I bet everyone on that court is scheming on a way to get a sitdown meal with Shawn-O.  

The only reason they'd beg him is so they could 'posterize' him  ;D
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Post by: SS on April 10, 2008, 04:46:04 PM
cool commercial... until 5,000 idiots try it this weekend to get their copyclips on youtube, and 30 end up in hospitals, 2 dead.
We can only hope it's more than 2 that die.
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Post by: Camel Jockey on April 10, 2008, 04:47:58 PM
;D ;D

kobe would get FUCKED UP if he ever went into the hood and talked like that...

id liek to see him go into the hundred blocks of oakland

that would be funny

What about your wigger ass? hahaha  ::)
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: CigaretteMan on April 10, 2008, 05:05:01 PM


  If you go through a 4 year university course, studying 12 hours a day, you will make $50,000 a year after you graduate; if you can jump high and dunk a basketball, you will male $50,000,000. So this is the logic of society:

  jumping > 100,000 hours of studying
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: polychronopolous on April 10, 2008, 05:10:33 PM
  If you go through a 4 year university course, studying 12 hours a day, you will make $50,000 a year after you graduate; if you can jump high and dunk a basketball, you will male $50,000,000. So this is the logic of society:

  jumping > 100,000 hours of studying
You can go to any basketball court in the ghetto and find a ton of guys who can "jump". But can they hit a 19 footer consistently with a 7 foot charging at them? That's the difference.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: calmus on April 10, 2008, 05:17:17 PM
Kobe has great timing, but that was a pretty stupid thing to do. 
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Post by: Megalodon on April 10, 2008, 05:34:12 PM
That's a compositing effect called rotoscoping. He didn't actually jump over a moving Aston Martin. 
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Sir William Idol on April 10, 2008, 05:35:39 PM
One right off Hegenberger Road, I think. Can't remember if it's an actual Giant Burger. Nations are plentiful, and there are Giant Burgers elsewhere, but I can't remember exactly where in Oaktown.

there's one in off the 580 by fruitvale and macarthur

(http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/SM_-XluLYtxqF4nEAFAqWw/l)
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Post by: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 05:37:10 PM
did you just take that picture right now????

the sky outside looks very similar to that
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Post by: calmus on April 10, 2008, 05:38:02 PM
did you just take that picture right now????

the sky outside looks very similar to that

It's California. The sky looks like that about 80% of the year.
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Post by: Sir William Idol on April 10, 2008, 05:38:45 PM
nah.  found it online.  look at the leafless tree and the wreath on the light pole, you can tell it was taken in winter.
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Post by: Sir William Idol on April 10, 2008, 05:39:51 PM
there also used to be one on grand ave in piedmont, but it turned into an ace hardware nursery  >:(
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Post by: Zaphod on April 10, 2008, 05:40:08 PM
there's one in off the 580 by fruitvale and macarthur

(http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/SM_-XluLYtxqF4nEAFAqWw/l)

Damn, I'm getting hungry!
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Post by: bcimagala on April 10, 2008, 05:50:00 PM
yeah to be honest im not that familiar with frisco

i lived in oakland for a few months, thats why i know that area so well

candidizzle only lived there for a few months and grew up in suburban ass central valley and now thinks he's an expert on the thuggery in the town.

jesus.  no wonder most here think you're a tool.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 06:07:05 PM
candidizzle only lived there for a few months and grew up in suburban ass central valley and now thinks he's an expert on the thuggery in the town.

jesus.  no wonder most here think you're a tool.
:-*i love you too honey
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 06:08:06 PM
It's California. The sky looks like that about 80% of the year.
ummmm yeah its california dude thats where im atlol   what did you think i meant???
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: m8 on April 10, 2008, 06:12:15 PM
Look at the shadows, very fake.
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Post by: Luinitari on April 10, 2008, 06:26:14 PM
Look at the shadows, very fake.

thank you, i am dumbfounded that no one has mentioned this yet.

viral advert meant to sell shoes, but still cool to watch
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Zaphod on April 10, 2008, 06:26:59 PM
thank you, i am dumbfounded that no one has mentioned this yet.

viral advert meant to sell shoes, but still cool to watch

Hahahah, good stuuf.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: sinbad on April 10, 2008, 06:36:45 PM
That's a compositing effect called rotoscoping. He didn't actually jump over a moving Aston Martin. 

I agree, something didn't look quite right about it. I have no doubt he could do it tho. I once jump over a parked car on whim back in my baller days, I was a little drunk too, could have fucked myself up.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Zaphod on April 10, 2008, 06:41:30 PM
Look at the shadows, very fake.

No, that's a real Giant Burger, my friend.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: YoungBlood on April 10, 2008, 06:46:22 PM
there's one in off the 580 by fruitvale and macarthur

(http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/SM_-XluLYtxqF4nEAFAqWw/l)

I know there's one in Hayward. I used to play this shithole called Sherry's, and after we were done, we'd all head over to the Giant Burger. The guy there looked like he went straight from the Navy/US Service to the Giant Burger upon discharge. Dude cooked a MEAN burger. Great shit, as long as the cheese didn't fall and melt on your shirt as you tried to steer your car!!!
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: McFarland on April 10, 2008, 06:46:34 PM
I agree, something didn't look quite right about it. I have no doubt he could do it tho. I once jump over a parked car on whim back in my baller days, I was a little drunk too, could have fucked myself up.

All the trollers should be taking screen shots of this post.   ;D
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: XFACTOR on April 10, 2008, 06:53:34 PM
  If you go through a 4 year university course, studying 12 hours a day, you will make $50,000 a year after you graduate; if you can jump high and dunk a basketball, you will male $50,000,000. So this is the logic of society:

  jumping > 100,000 hours of studying

Dude you got it all wrong.  As much as an advocate as I am on education in this world, you just can't teach god given abilites like that.  Seriously!  That's why I have no problem taking my educated self and educated wife to Raptors games and dropping $300 every time. 
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: TrapsMcLats on April 10, 2008, 08:12:44 PM
nope.  but i am from a really crappy part of cleveland.  and the minute poor people smell money, they look for an angle, and they kiss ass.  You ever see how polite the most crass people will be when they're trying to convince a guy with a tie that they are worthy of welfare benefits?  Multiply that times 10,000.  They know that if they can get 5 min alone with Kobe, read him some sob story about some trick that set them up (kobe can relate), that kobe might break the guy off $10k for some good karma.

seriously, if they saw kobe on the street or at mcD, theyd ask for an autograph and try to kiss his ass.

you don't understant oakland until you go there man.  its one of the premiere places where blacks started to have no respect for anyone, black, white or purple (thank you for that... failed black panther movement).  the common black would look at Kobe and view him as a threat to their territory, much like a gorilla.  Since the black motto is "show'em whatcha got," they would immediately ignore Kobe or try and kick his ass.  Its pretty common.  i've been through bad parts of SF and LA (went to a house party in south central, one of three white dudes there... no problems everyone was cool, i was playing in a gospel/funk/R&B band) and didn't feel unsafe, but the bad parts of oakland are bad enough to make me a bit hesitant.  Oakland is the worst of the worst, maybe only east detroit ranks worse... but i doubt it.  Oakland is a mess.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: TrapsMcLats on April 10, 2008, 08:13:52 PM
I know there's one in Hayward. I used to play this shithole called Sherry's, and after we were done, we'd all head over to the Giant Burger. The guy there looked like he went straight from the Navy/US Service to the Giant Burger upon discharge. Dude cooked a MEAN burger. Great shit, as long as the cheese didn't fall and melt on your shirt as you tried to steer your car!!!

what about hagenburger, ever been there?  that place is pretty badass.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 08:38:52 PM
you don't understant oakland until you go there man.  its one of the premiere places where blacks started to have no respect for anyone, black, white or purple (thank you for that... failed black panther movement).  the common #### would look at Kobe and view him as a threat to their territory, much like a gorilla.  Since the black motto is "show'em whatcha got," they would immediately ignore Kobe or try and kick his ass.  Its pretty common.  i've been through bad parts of SF and LA (went to a house party in south central, one of three white dudes there... no problems everyone was cool, i was playing in a gospel/funk/R&B band) and didn't feel unsafe, but the bad parts of oakland are bad enough to make me a bit hesitant.  Oakland is the worst of the worst, maybe only east detroit ranks worse... but i doubt it.  Oakland is a mess.

if all of oakland and all of detroits thugs were throwin into a one huge warehoue and were ytold to have a gang war untill only one side remained...id bet that oakland absolutely fucking destroys detroit
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: CigaretteMan on April 10, 2008, 09:13:32 PM
You can go to any basketball court in the ghetto and find a ton of guys who can "jump". But can they hit a 19 footer consistently with a 7 foot charging at them? That's the difference.

  This is exactly my point. The guy who can jump the highest and dunk a basketball best will make more money than the World's top neuro-surgeon or scientist.

  So Society values more the ability to jump high and dunk a basketball than the ability of a guy who studied hundreds of thousands of hours to become good at an occupation that saves lives and avoids tons of heartache.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: TrapsMcLats on April 10, 2008, 09:34:28 PM
if all of oakland and all of detroits thugs were throwin into a one huge warehoue and were ytold to have a gang war untill only one side remained...id bet that oakland absolutely fucking destroys detroit

i agree, i just think that the reason detroit ranks higher on america's worst cities is because of the sheeer numbers they have.  There are an uncanny amount of thugs in detroit.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: TechnoViking on April 10, 2008, 10:12:35 PM
  This is exactly my point. The guy who can jump the highest and dunk a basketball best will make more money than the World's top neuro-surgeon or scientist.

  So Society values more the ability to jump high and dunk a basketball than the ability of a guy who studied hundreds of thousands of hours to become good at an occupation that saves lives and avoids tons of heartache.

Yes i would pay more money to watch a man entertain me thru any sport for a few hours then to a man who helps create dooms day weapons(which all the top scientist are doing)...To me, the athlete is much more needed in the world we live in...

Maybe some day when the governments of the world will use the mind to actually help humankind, you will then have a point...
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: SGT BARNES on April 10, 2008, 10:44:22 PM
im jealous as hell of kobe's jumping abilities. i want to match his abilities if not improve upon them, i shall give it my all with my  immortal plan

right after you finish painting my house lawn boy.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: CigaretteMan on April 10, 2008, 10:52:59 PM
Yes i would pay more money to watch a man entertain me thru any sport for a few hours then to a man who helps create dooms day weapons(which all the top scientist are doing)...To me, the athlete is much more needed in the world we live in...

Maybe some day when the governments of the world will use the mind to actually help humankind, you will then have a point...

  This post is stupid beyond description. I am speachless. So all scientists do is create weapons of mass destruction, huh? What about the scientists who create cures for diseases that kill millions of people? Do you also regard a basketball player more important to Humanity than them? Ask the people who's lives were saved by the scientists who is more important and they will feel insulted that you're even asking this question. What about the scientists who create cars, airplanes, air conditioning, the telephone and all other things that make life comfortable? Is a basketball player more valuable to Society than them? What about the example I gave of medical surgeons who save millions of lives every year? Is a basketball player more important to Humanity than them? You Sir are a moron.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: sgt. d on April 10, 2008, 11:30:52 PM
what does this have to do with kobe bryant? ???
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Army of One on April 11, 2008, 04:24:50 AM
Im amazed there are people in this thread who actually believe Kobe jumped that, either that or my Sarcasm Meter is broken.NBA players have it in there contract they cant even do stuff like ski or ride motorcycles, if that was real and not computer generated he'd be in a world of shit, both physically (dead) and moneywise (broke).
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Tombo on April 11, 2008, 05:41:05 AM
i swear i spotted some CG/greenscreen in there
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: sinbad on April 11, 2008, 05:44:36 AM
if all of oakland and all of detroits thugs were throwin into a one huge warehoue and were ytold to have a gang war untill only one side remained...id bet that oakland absolutely fucking destroys detroit

I put my money on the D, I am biased as that is my home town, but still the D ain't no joke.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: 240 is Back on April 11, 2008, 06:02:34 AM
  So Society values more the ability to jump high and dunk a basketball than the ability of a guy who studied hundreds of thousands of hours to become good at an occupation that saves lives and avoids tons of heartache.

Not society... the free market.

Kobe can put 15,000 asses in chairs at $70 a ticket, anytime he puts on a uniform.  And a lot more on TV.
A company can put out a Kobe jersey and millions of kids will buy it.
A company can put his name on anything, and it'll sell. 

If the doctor invents something to save lives and sells it at $1000 each, yes, he might make just as much money.  But simply performing procedures, he might save 5 lives a day.  Kobe has convinced millions to shell out the $ each day to view his playing or wear his likeness.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: svtmuscle on April 11, 2008, 06:11:52 AM
that's so fake. if you think that's real you need to go back to school
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: 240 is Back on April 11, 2008, 06:13:04 AM
that's so fake. if you think that's real you need to go back to school

Yep.  ESPN played the clip last night during sportscenter.  Called it something like video wizardry as part of a viral marketing plan to 'sell something'. 
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Nordic Beast on April 11, 2008, 06:28:02 AM
Im amazed there are people in this thread who actually believe Kobe jumped that, either that or my Sarcasm Meter is broken.NBA players have it in there contract they cant even do stuff like ski or ride motorcycles, if that was real and not computer generated he'd be in a world of shit, both physically (dead) and moneywise (broke).
yeah its really obvious



and if the video wasnt obvious enough, than the pure logic of knowing that Kobe does want to jeoporidize his career and health for yet another commercial should be clear




ohh and it sounds like candizzle is yearning to be manhandled and raped by some "oakland thugs"-------hahahah this fool is quickly becoming another billy guns/ venom vince-----------I just wish I still had my Meltdown thread where all his death threat and scared virgin quotes were at :-\
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: CigaretteMan on April 11, 2008, 06:41:09 AM
Not society... the free market.

Kobe can put 15,000 asses in chairs at $70 a ticket, anytime he puts on a uniform.  And a lot more on TV.
A company can put out a Kobe jersey and millions of kids will buy it.
A company can put his name on anything, and it'll sell. 

If the doctor invents something to save lives and sells it at $1000 each, yes, he might make just as much money.  But simply performing procedures, he might save 5 lives a day.  Kobe has convinced millions to shell out the $ each day to view his playing or wear his likeness.

  The choices people make though the free market as to whom reward the most show the low values of the Society, which is my point. Going by your logic, then drug dealers deserve the billions they make, since there there is a lot of demand for drugs. The market is a terrible gauge for Human morality.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: 240 is Back on April 11, 2008, 06:47:58 AM
  The choices people make though the free market as to whom reward the most show the low values of the Society, which is my point. Going by your logic, then drug dealers deserve the billions they make, since there there is a lot of demand for drugs. The market is a terrible gauge for Human morality.

Morality and the free market, 2 different things.

In the moral sense - Of course teachers should make more than rappers, and doctors should make more than NBA players.  And of course, our troops should make great money, and drug dealers should make zero.

But the free market doesn't work in the moral sense, only laws made by corruptable men who create and enjoy loopholes.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: delta9mda on April 11, 2008, 07:27:07 AM
;D ;D

kobe would get FUCKED UP if he ever went into the hood and talked like that...

id liek to see him go into the hundred blocks of oakland

that would be funny
dude you need to shut the fuck up about your gear usage and how young you are and the sources. you are fucking ti up for everyone, yourself included.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Nordic Beast on April 11, 2008, 07:33:34 AM
dude you need to shut the fuck up about your gear usage and how young you are and the sources. you are fucking ti up for everyone, yourself included.
this little fuck is revealing his sources on one of the biggest and most viewed BBing websites on the internet!!??!!

what a stupid little child
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: spinnis on April 11, 2008, 07:34:16 AM
100% Fake.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: polychronopolous on April 11, 2008, 08:11:08 AM
Im amazed there are people in this thread who actually believe Kobe jumped that, either that or my Sarcasm Meter is broken.NBA players have it in there contract they cant even do stuff like ski or ride motorcycles, if that was real and not computer generated he'd be in a world of shit, both physically (dead) and moneywise (broke).
Yeah I remember I used to date this girl whose brother was really into skateboarding, and he had these skateboarder videos, one that even showed Owen Wilson doing some huge jump off of a ramp, but it was all computer generated stuff. There is a good chance that the Kobe video is fake also.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Army of One on April 11, 2008, 08:14:01 AM
Yeah I remember I used to date this girl whose brother was really into skateboarding, and he had these skateboarder videos, one that even showed Owen Wilson doing some huge jump off of a ramp, but it was all computer generated stuff. There is a good chance that the Kobe video is fake also.

ROFL, not a good chance, IT IS FAKE!
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: polychronopolous on April 11, 2008, 08:19:15 AM
Yeah I mean, Kobe's has gotta be around 30 years old. Why would he be trying this stuff now? (Except to pocket a few million) You never see guys competing in dunk contests after they turn 25 years old much anymore.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: 240 is Back on April 11, 2008, 08:32:59 AM
Yeah I mean, Kobe's has gotta be around 30 years old. Why would he be trying this stuff now? (Except to pocket a few million) You never see guys competing in dunk contests after they turn 25 years old much anymore.

cause they would get pwned by the 21 year olds with better knees.  Plus a guy like kobe would lose endorsement value by coming in 5th at the dunk contest to a few 2nd or 3rd year guys.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on April 11, 2008, 09:10:46 AM
;D ;D

kobe would get FUCKED UP if he ever went into the hood and talked like that...

id liek to see him go into the hundred blocks of oakland

that would be funny
they ask for his autograph duh.....
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: candidizzle on April 11, 2008, 09:14:09 AM
dude you need to shut the fuck up about your gear usage and how young you are and the sources. you are fucking ti up for everyone, yourself included.
whatchu talkin bout delta, i am talking about oakland vs. detroit and your ove here spewing some nonsense about gear usage and sources???   
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: YoungBlood on April 11, 2008, 04:16:07 PM
what about hagenburger, ever been there?  that place is pretty badass.

Nah, can't say I have. Gotta link or do I actually have to search it myself? :P ;D

Burgermeister is good, around SF. Not sure how far they've branched out. Expensive as hell though. A doube chili cheese burger, which would cost about $5 at Nations or Giant Burger costs around double that at the aforementioned store. :o
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: technokc on April 11, 2008, 04:46:21 PM
I remember one year, I think it was like 96 or 97 something like that and it was one of the first years Kobe was playing, him and Shaq had every ghetto person hyped up that they were the baddest team on the planet.  This was when Kobe was still a punk kid and Shaq was dominant.  Every ghetto person was ready to riot when the Lakers won the championship, as if it was a forgone conclusion, then they endend up getting swept by this guy.

True story. ;D ;D

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/146/6937~John-Stockton-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Nordic Beast on April 11, 2008, 05:01:56 PM
I remember one year, I think it was like 96 or 97 something like that and it was one of the first years Kobe was playing, him and Shaq had every ghetto person hyped up that they were the baddest team on the planet.  This was when Kobe was still a punk kid and Shaq was dominant.  Every ghetto person was ready to riot when the Lakers won the championship, as if it was a forgone conclusion, then they endend up getting swept by this guy.

True story. ;D ;D

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/146/6937~John-Stockton-Posters.jpg)
Stockton was the shit but my boy was Jeff Hornacek baby---the ugliest white NBA player ever but someone I would pick for my team every time
(http://p2.p.pixnet.net/albums/userpics/2/5/528125/1189437813.jpg)
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: technokc on April 11, 2008, 05:19:36 PM
Stockton was the shit but my boy was Jeff Hornacek baby---the ugliest white NBA player ever but someone I would pick for my team every time
(http://p2.p.pixnet.net/albums/userpics/2/5/528125/1189437813.jpg)

Hornacek was the shit!!!  Only guy who could some how make a shot backward, left handed, upside down, while drinking a beer!!  Never missed a free throw either!

I miss the glory days of the NBA.  :'(
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: candidizzle on April 11, 2008, 06:04:26 PM
john stockton!!! ;D ;D

oh man that brings bakc some funny memories...
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: HTexan on April 11, 2008, 07:30:04 PM
FAKE!!! >:( >:( fucking gayass kobe!!! >:( >:( michael jordan owns kobe.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: 240 is Back on April 11, 2008, 07:31:22 PM
john stockton!!! ;D ;D

oh man that brings bakc some funny memories...

remember how much karl malone would flounder, whine, and act the fool to draw calls?
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: danielson on April 11, 2008, 07:43:22 PM
john stockton!!! ;D ;D

oh man that brings bakc some funny memories...

Aren't you like 18?
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: candidizzle on April 11, 2008, 07:49:16 PM
remember how much karl malone would flounder, whine, and act the fool to draw calls?

HAHAHAH   

did you ever see jimmy kimmel's imitation ofmalone on the ma show?? hilarious

Aren't you like 18?
yeah, but i used to be a huge sports fan..   and you know how kids will always yell out their favorite players name when playing sports...like a football player making a big hit and saying "john lynch!!"...or dunking and saying "jordan!!...    me and my friends always used to think it was funny to say the whitest players we knew when playing basketball....and id always shoot 3's and yell "JOHNSTOCKTON!!"...   or when i would be runnign up to the hoop to dunk (we used one of those adjustable hoops so we lowered so we could dunk)...instead on the break away i would do a faggy little lay-in and yell "STOCKTON!!1"   ;D
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: benz on April 11, 2008, 07:54:33 PM
Aren't you like 18?

lol
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: MB_722 on April 11, 2008, 07:59:56 PM
any of you watching the lakers right now? playing very well against NO. 26-14 1st Q
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Nordic Beast on April 11, 2008, 08:11:27 PM
HAHAHAH   

did you ever see jimmy kimmel's imitation ofmalone on the ma show?? hilarious
yeah, but i used to be a huge sports fan..   and you know how kids will always yell out their favorite players name when playing sports...like a football player making a big hit and saying "john lynch!!"...or dunking and saying "jordan!!...    me and my friends always used to think it was funny to say the whitest players we knew when playing basketball....and id always shoot 3's and yell "JOHNSTOCKTON!!"...   or when i would be runnign up to the hoop to dunk (we used one of those adjustable hoops so we lowered so we could dunk)...instead on the break away i would do a faggy little lay-in and yell "STOCKTON!!1"   ;D
haha i used to do the same thing when me and my friends were playing hoops-----when ever anybody came around with an ugly ass shot we used to call them Hornacek all game ;D
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: CigaretteMan on April 11, 2008, 09:01:11 PM
Morality and the free market, 2 different things.

In the moral sense - Of course teachers should make more than rappers, and doctors should make more than NBA players.  And of course, our troops should make great money, and drug dealers should make zero.

But the free market doesn't work in the moral sense, only laws made by corruptable men who create and enjoy loopholes.

  So going by your logic, then all laws should be preterred for the market, because they are made by corrupt men. There is a market for pedo snuff, where children are filmed being raped and then killed and sold to perverts. Without laws establishing severe penalties, a lot of perverts who would otherwise not do this for fear of punishment will do it. Laws might be made by flawed men, and they might be to a large degree anchronistic and biased, but they are the only protection civilization has against the moral-less market. The market is essentially the law that animials live by, where the strongest survive and where you live only to indulge your desires. We Humans are better than this. We organized into a Society, which means sacrificing egocentric desires that are harmful to to others as well as cooperating and showing altruistic behavior to others.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: technokc on April 12, 2008, 08:20:38 AM
remember how much karl malone would flounder, whine, and act the fool to draw calls?

Malone was the shit, big ass country feed truck driving black guy, one of the best bodies in the nba all time as well. . . . . and your right, he may not have invented the flop but he sure did perfect it!
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Nordic Beast on April 12, 2008, 08:27:47 AM
remember how much karl malone would flounder, whine, and act the fool to draw calls?
yeah he looked like he was practicing swimming strokes out there ;D
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Brutal_1 on April 12, 2008, 08:29:10 AM
any of you watching the lakers right now? playing very well against NO. 26-14 1st Q

Kobe is the only reason I would ever watch a basketball game  ;)

Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: 240 is Back on April 12, 2008, 08:55:50 AM
Kobe is the only reason I would ever watch a rape trial ;)

Fixed!
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Necrosis on April 12, 2008, 08:58:50 AM
  If you go through a 4 year university course, studying 12 hours a day, you will make $50,000 a year after you graduate; if you can jump high and dunk a basketball, you will male $50,000,000. So this is the logic of society:

  jumping > 100,000 hours of studying

who studies twelve hours a day for an undergrad LOL

obviously you dont have a degree.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: technokc on April 12, 2008, 09:04:32 AM
cant forget about this guy. . . hahahaahah. . . was never a great basketball player but he never took shit from anyone, think he fought Shaq like 3 times, one of the best shot blockers around too.

(http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.nba.com/media/jazz/ostertag_1024_0304.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEg4YVxoW8nr4jEu7qP-B_PIGWU6w)
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: The_Punisher on April 12, 2008, 09:27:55 AM
I totally agree, copycat idiots make my day. I love to see dumbass do harm to them selves trying to be cool. But that vid was pretty kickass!!! That is some badass leaping skills right there.


I love it even better when these Idiots Get KILLED. make my day...hahaha
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: sgt. d on April 12, 2008, 09:32:05 AM
How many rings does Utah players have? That right they dont have any rings. Lakers pwns Utah.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Army of One on April 12, 2008, 09:38:33 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1811089
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: CigaretteMan on April 12, 2008, 09:45:48 AM
who studies twelve hours a day for an undergrad LOL

obviously you dont have a degree.

  You seem to have a problem with me, for whatever reasons. Just for your information, I am a PhD biochemist.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: technokc on April 12, 2008, 10:16:14 AM
How many rings does Utah players have? That right they dont have any rings. Lakers pwns Utah.

Maybe if the refs made the right call on the most replayed push off in NBA history it would be different story.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Necrosis on April 12, 2008, 12:07:07 PM
  You seem to have a problem with me, for whatever reasons. Just for your information, I am a PhD biochemist.

sure you are ::)


why dont you post on the nutrition board then?
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Brutal_1 on April 12, 2008, 12:41:53 PM
sure you are ::)


why dont you post on the nutrition board then?

Oh brother, relax  ;)

not everyone's as committed to cutting and pasting as you  ::)  You've got some sick obsession with trying to show how much of a genius you are with every post...

You and "I ETA PETA" are the reason I hate fellow med students...you've got issues son  ;D
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: haider on April 12, 2008, 12:42:33 PM
sure you are ::)


why dont you post on the nutrition board then?
he was formerly known as..

WAIT FOR IT....



























SUCKMYMUSCLE!!!

Legendary douchebag and leader of the dorian nuthuggers  8)
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: CigaretteMan on April 12, 2008, 12:59:29 PM
he was formerly known as..

WAIT FOR IT....
SUCKMYMUSCLE!!!


  Nope. And I have already said that I can prove it by a simple IP check. You can PM Ron Avidan and he will confirm that this is the only account in this IP address.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: CigaretteMan on April 12, 2008, 01:03:56 PM
sure you are


why dont you post on the nutrition board then?

  And how would posting in the nutrition board prove that I am a suma cum laude in organic chemistry? Nutrition involves very simple and basic biochemistry - you know, like the one you learn at medical school ;) -, and being erudite on nutrition does not prove that you posses doctoral level of knowledge in organic chemistry. Your logic fails you again, as usual.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: haider on April 12, 2008, 01:08:54 PM
  Nope. And I have already said that I can prove it by a simple IP check. You can PM Ron Avidan and he will confirm that this is the only account in this IP address.
u're a funny guy.

you don't put ANY effort whatsoever into appearing differently than suckmymuscle, yet u deny that you are him vehemently.

A peice of advice: it's gonna take a little mroe than just denial to convince people that you are not SMM. Dumbass.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Camel Jockey on April 12, 2008, 01:29:48 PM
u're a funny guy.

you don't put ANY effort whatsoever into appearing differently than suckmymuscle, yet u deny that you are him vehemently.

A peice of advice: it's gonna take a little mroe than just denial to convince people that you are not SMM. Dumbass.

Private Investigator HAIDER.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: HTexan on April 12, 2008, 01:40:05 PM
  Nope. And I have already said that I can prove it by a simple IP check. You can PM Ron Avidan and he will confirm that this is the only account in this IP address.
maybe you just got dsl :P :P
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: CigaretteMan on April 12, 2008, 02:53:22 PM
u're a funny guy.

you don't put ANY effort whatsoever into appearing differently than suckmymuscle, yet u deny that you are him vehemently.

A peice of advice: it's gonna take a little mroe than just denial to convince people that you are not SMM. Dumbass.

  I really don't care to convince you that I'm not him. You are welcome to believe that if you want to. However, Ron Avidan can confirm that this is the only account registered in this IP address.

  And you're so stupid that you don't realize that, if I were him and wanted people to think I'm not, I would make a volitional effort to make my posts as different from his as possible. But apparently, this simple logic escapes you.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: haider on April 12, 2008, 02:57:26 PM
  I really don't care to convince you that I'm not him. You are welcome to believe that if you want to. However, Ron Avidan can confirm that this is the only account registered in this IP address.

  And you're so stupid that you don't realize that, if I were him and wanted people to think I'm not, I would make a volitional effort to make my posts as different from his as possible. But apparently, this simple logic escapes you.
I only offered advice, never asked for a BS retort.

I hope u really don't think we're that stupid.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on April 12, 2008, 02:57:41 PM
more like a PhD in Dildology
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Necrosis on April 12, 2008, 06:44:43 PM
  I really don't care to convince you that I'm not him. You are welcome to believe that if you want to. However, Ron Avidan can confirm that this is the only account registered in this IP address.

  And you're so stupid that you don't realize that, if I were him and wanted people to think I'm not, I would make a volitional effort to make my posts as different from his as possible. But apparently, this simple logic escapes you.

so what if its the only account on that ip, your logic fails you again. you could have moved, posted from school etc etc etc .......

quite the jewish you are.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Necrosis on April 12, 2008, 06:53:45 PM
Oh brother, relax  ;)

not everyone's as committed to cutting and pasting as you  ::)  You've got some sick obsession with trying to show how much of a genius you are with every post...

You and "I ETA PETA" are the reason I hate fellow med students...you've got issues son  ;D

yes because i copy and past my responses full of grammatical errors and spelling mistakes ::)

i dont try to prove im a genius i just try to disprove people who post false information, god forbid someone should at least be correct.

i enjoy scientific debate, trust me, im nothing like you or i eta peta or whatever the fuck his name is, i havent seen you post one intelligent thing.

it cant be suck my muscle because he has posted false info on nutrition over and over like the avidan issue. My whole persona here is an asshole,this account was made solely to be a dickhead hence the name. One of my ways of visciously pwning is via intellect another is by humilation.

i was born with a genetic malformity called fragile x but i lived despite the odds due to a rather rare genetic treatment. However, the treatment has left me with some problems good and bad. i have increased tyrosine hydroxylase because of it and can store information like a computer. However, my cranium is shaped oddly due to this as my frontal lobe is exceedingly large. Thus i have little to no emotion and can kill a man without flinching. My greatest emotion is apathy but i get over that because my brain has an extra lobe, if you could see what i look like youd thing "he looks smart", i literally have a head the size of Haiders turbin. I have webbed fingers and toes but excel at swimming and biochemistry, i vowed to attend medical school to cure or remedy some of my problems.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Necrosis on April 12, 2008, 06:58:14 PM
  I really don't care to convince you that I'm not him. You are welcome to believe that if you want to. However, Ron Avidan can confirm that this is the only account registered in this IP address.

  And you're so stupid that you don't realize that, if I were him and wanted people to think I'm not, I would make a volitional effort to make my posts as different from his as possible. But apparently, this simple logic escapes you.

Im going for a triple post meltdown but have a heart, i suffer from fragile x and can run as fast as one of those korean kids who pulls carts for hotdog water.

you and brutal 1 own many fantasy degrees. if i could walk i would challenge you to a cagefight, but im confined to a wheelchair made from a golf cart.
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: haider on April 12, 2008, 07:35:30 PM
Im going for a triple post meltdown but have a heart, i suffer from fragile x and can run as fast as one of those korean kids who pulls carts for hotdog water.

you and brutal 1 own many fantasy degrees. if i could walk i would challenge you to a cagefight, but im confined to a wheelchair made from a golf cart.
hahahaha!
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: Necrosis on April 12, 2008, 08:03:15 PM
hahahaha!

is it something haider?
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: haider on April 12, 2008, 08:11:47 PM
is it something haider?
you sure talk a lot of shit for being a handicapped bitch  ;D
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: calmus on April 12, 2008, 09:42:05 PM


i was born with a genetic malformity called fragile x but i lived despite the odds due to a rather rare genetic treatment. However, the treatment has left me with some problems good and bad. i have increased tyrosine hydroxylase because of it and can store information like a computer. However, my cranium is shaped oddly due to this as my frontal lobe is exceedingly large. Thus i have little to no emotion and can kill a man without flinching. My greatest emotion is apathy but i get over that because my brain has an extra lobe, if you could see what i look like youd thing "he looks smart", i literally have a head the size of Haiders turbin. I have webbed fingers and toes but excel at swimming and biochemistry, i vowed to attend medical school to cure or remedy some of my problems.

TMI















P.S. DOn't kill me.  ::) ;D
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: TechnoViking on April 12, 2008, 11:37:32 PM
  This post is stupid beyond description. I am speachless. So all scientists do is create weapons of mass destruction, huh? What about the scientists who create cures for diseases that kill millions of people? Do you also regard a basketball player more important to Humanity than them? Ask the people who's lives were saved by the scientists who is more important and they will feel insulted that you're even asking this question. What about the scientists who create cars, airplanes, air conditioning, the telephone and all other things that make life comfortable? Is a basketball player more valuable to Society than them? What about the example I gave of medical surgeons who save millions of lives every year? Is a basketball player more important to Humanity than them? You Sir are a moron.

You do realise that i'm 35 years old, never had a job in my life and won't and believe that we should only live to about 50 or 55...I dance in the streets 4 days a week and me and my "friends" live the way we want...We never go without anything...You fools think all the answers are in space when true life is right here in front of you...
Title: Re: KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN
Post by: technokc on April 14, 2008, 07:54:22 AM
You do realise that i'm 35 years old, never had a job in my life and won't and believe that we should only live to about 50 or 55...I dance in the streets 4 days a week and me and my "friends" live the way we want...We never go without anything...You fools think all the answers are in space when true life is right here in front of you...

Do you safety dance?