Well Nasser is on record as Fucking Milos wife so I guess he could Fuck Milos.
Wow, my cyber hero...you kind-a
sord-a
need to learn some matters before you come here to visit...as my wife could maybe get little upset and "spank you"...probably just as good as she spanked Nasser in that one night stand - the most famous of all Nassers Nights...which happens to be looooong before we got married...
So, few corrections should be kind-a/sord-a made..as Nasser never came close to my wife...He would not dare...
...and maybe you should ask yourself: "why exactly?"
Well, which man has a need to talk about his - lets call it "accomplishments" [ever heard saying: "gentleman never tells?"]
...mentioning someone's wife to be his (supposedly) sexual partner - PUBLICLY?!
And what could POSSIBLY be his agenda - with that story?
Besides, I am flattered that someone like "runner-up" at the Olympia, Arnold Classic champion...etc - finds the reason and a special need to tell the world about my "shortcomings"...
Having exclusive interview about his career yet dedicating sooooooooooooooooooo much time/space/attention/effort to me is more than I could ever ask for...
And...as talking about how imperfect I truly am as a bodybuilder wasn't enough - including my personal imperfections was just about "perfect" way to confirm his obsession: to tell the world he is a better man than me...
in more ways than one... Bringing in my wife into his "confessions" was maybe not just the classiest thing to do...but after all - Nasser is what Nasser does...
Did you ever do your hmmmmmmmmmmm about that?
And how about the reasons that "man" who disclosed that he was supposedly intimate with some lady (now married with kid) - insisting to talk about details of that "most memorable night' (both minutes of...including the entrance to the room as well as fastest exit...) - explaining that "greatest sex ever recorded on planet Earth" lasted hours
...Kamasutra 101 sexual positions exceeded by far...
....
...and last but not least - even remembering that lady simply had to just love his..hmmmmmm - "looks like something only much smaller"...and indeed - he even remembers that she called it a "cutie"...Oh, how sweet!
Voila - we had Nasser the first, magnificent...Don Juan of the IFBB pros...
Scoring - if I remember hearing: three ladies that same night...!!!
Well...as I know I'll get spanked
latter on, when my wife reads this...as I didn't suppose to say anything (everrrrrr...!)...but I had moment of bad memory right now...so I'll remember that she told me not to say to anyone about that precious night...
Big man indeed entered the room...breathing heavy, exemplifying schizophrenic gorilla having a seizure...pushing her on bed and trying "something" - never figured what...exactly...and than after few uncontrollable moves and questionable grunts - she witnessed our big boy standing up, looking down (well one eye at least - as she could recall it) and nervously waiting for her comment...(I guess he was wondering if "whatever you call it" was as good for her as it was for him...)
But she didn't really understand this whole "episode" until she realized that big boy had...finished before he started...so...she tried to comfort him with "oh you have such aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
.."
I guess in lack of options CUTIE sounded the perfect comment...
The End
