Might be fighting this guy in da cage

[Darren Avey]

His names Barney Braid. It ll be his first MMA fight too. Any tips?

[Simple Simon]

if you are getting sponsored the best place for the companies logo will be on the soles of your feet.

[DroppingPlates]

Get a new set of brain cells and choose another hobby.

[Darren Avey]

if you are getting sponsored the best place for the companies logo will be on the soles of your feet.

SO the punters see it when im leaping through the air with my powerful kicks?

[Simple Simon]

SO the punters see it when im leaping through the air with my powerful kicks?

Yes of course, what did you think I meant?

[the trainer]

get some Ibuprofen ready for your concussion.

[Simple Simon]

get some piano wire from ESFitness to sew up your wounds.

[SF1900]

The only thing youre going to have to fight is your desire for a twinkie.

[oldtimer1]

if you are getting sponsored the best place for the companies logo will be on the soles of your feet.

Cleaning my screen from spitting my drink on it. 

[Darren Avey]

Yeh hes big hes strong, but hes clumsy. I know I can beat him.

[bigmc]

Yeh hes big hes strong, but hes clumsy. I know I can beat him.

what federation is it

[Hulkotron]

His names Barney Braid. It ll be his first MMA fight too. Any tips?

He looks like a bitch

[Darren Avey]

what federation is it

Fuck knows, my trainer Ian Sharpe has suggested him,

[g.m]

advice? ummm first of all you do know your on a mostly gay douchebag forum right? go get some real fighting advice on mixedmartialarts.com or sherdog.com..fuck u asking here for ? these douches cam give you advice on man on man sex,shooting juice up there "striated glutes" or how to shop at babygap for shirts to wear at clubs.....why do people associate being a druggy roid user to being able to kick some ass? most muscle bound idiots dont know how to throw a proper punch or last more than 20 seconds in a real street fight..asking for mma advice on getbig LOL..............just for being a super douche i hope you get blitzqrieged and end up with brain damage and never fight again.

[funk51]

His names Barney Braid. It ll be his first MMA fight too. Any tips?

your just lucky it wasn't this guy, a whole different barney.

[Henda]

advice? ummm first of all you do know your on a mostly gay douchebag forum right? go get some real fighting advice on mixedmartialarts.com or sherdog.com..fuck u asking here for ? these douches cam give you advice on man on man sex,shooting juice up there "striated glutes" or how to shop at babygap for shirts to wear at clubs.....why do people associate being a druggy roid user to being able to kick some ass? most muscle bound idiots dont know how to throw a proper punch or last more than 20 seconds in a real street fight..asking for mma advice on getbig LOL..............just for being a super douche i hope you get blitzqrieged and end up with brain damage and never fight again.

we cant all be masculine enough to roll around the floor with our legs wrapped around another sweaty man for a few hours a week then go to the pub in our tapout tshirt walking around like were a prime shamrock.

[HavoX]

Don't get a boner, brah

[_aj_]

World star hip hop.

[Darren Avey]

My plan is to attacke straight away, get him on the ground and finish him off.

[Simple Simon]

My plan is to attacke straight away, get him on the ground and finish him off.

Do you know how gay that sounds?

[Darren Avey]

Hmmm i guess it does.OK then ill sub him.

[the trainer]

[funk51]

so sub is a code name for anal?

[funk51]

WTF?

[Simple Simon]

Your Google search memory must be bordering on criminal.