Author Topic: Exhibit A and B on how you know your girl is getting fat.... (Read 5204 times)

jaejonna · « **Reply #25 on:** January 25, 2011, 11:20:10 AM »

Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on January 25, 2011, 10:24:21 AM

The truth. I'm putting a maximum weight clause in my prenup.

This shit is fucking grouse, not only do women age way worst than men, they love to add a bunch of weight for nothing.

Did you come up with this theory before or after you tasted to cock to make sure you weren't gay

Playboy · « **Reply #26 on:** January 25, 2011, 01:19:41 PM »

Quote from: jaejonna on January 25, 2011, 08:58:45 AM

lots of homos in this thread, that bitch is straight fucking material ....

That bitch is outta my weight class

epic_alien · « **Reply #27 on:** January 25, 2011, 01:25:28 PM »

parker, just go back into your bathroom and read your old bodybuilding magazines

Parker · « **Reply #28 on:** January 25, 2011, 01:30:29 PM »

Quote from: epic_alien on January 25, 2011, 01:25:28 PM

parker, just go back into your bathroom and read your old bodybuilding magazines

you disagree, so---are you suggesting that I don't know what i'm talking about when it comes to ahem, bigger women, when you said, that is what I am a expert in?

Parker · « **Reply #29 on:** January 25, 2011, 03:53:42 PM »

Quote from: The Next BIG Thing! on January 25, 2011, 10:28:22 AM

LOL, so according to Parker aka 'the black Columbo', we can make a solid prediction vis a vis someones future fat index by merely observing their current fat mass.

Thus, an overweight, fat, scabby mulatto has a good chance of growing into a full blown Aunt fucking Jemima.

Yeah, no shit, you melon munching queef

Epic fucking brain work from the African, sub-80 IQ, right there.

Hey Parker, how is that 'finding a genius in Africa' thing working out for you? I hear Hawkings made a bee
line for your door when first dribbling that plan a few years ago?

'Parker'... the human aesthetic, physical and intellectual equivalent to a bag of fudge.

Dirty fucking wanker.

What the hell are you babblin about? Are you off your meds, or drinking?
You go from one thing to the next, and asking some question I know nothing about.

Plus, you get neg cool points for lack of originality with your name calling. I mean damn, try calling me something that I haven't been called on here---show some originality, which I know that you must have if you are supposedly over 80 IQ...

HTexan · « **Reply #30 on:** January 25, 2011, 04:00:08 PM »

fat chicks are fucking great in bed tho. I don't now if it is the glutton activities that made them cock hungry or the self esteem issues.

Parker · « **Reply #31 on:** January 25, 2011, 04:03:05 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on January 25, 2011, 04:00:08 PM

fat chicks are fucking great in bed tho. I don't now if it is the glutton activities that made them cock hungry or the self esteem issues.

Or both

Cableguy · « **Reply #32 on:** January 25, 2011, 04:13:07 PM »

Quote from: Playboy on January 25, 2011, 08:30:59 AM

Problem with chicks like this is that its all downhill from there. Her future weight gain is enevitable and when it happens she'll look like a ton of shit.

Happens to a lot of Puerto Rican chicks...

HTexan · « **Reply #33 on:** January 25, 2011, 04:21:34 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 25, 2011, 04:03:05 PM

Or both

lol true.

KevinP85 · « **Reply #34 on:** January 25, 2011, 05:40:35 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 25, 2011, 08:52:52 AM

Very bangable and thick--and you can that she has a solid look to her, but you see the telltale signs, the back of the knees and the elbows...fatty deposits right there. And she is latina, it's been said that Latinas have a very short self-life....if not doing cardio

That is correct! For the majority of them anyways. Very unfortunate cause IMO they are a lot like Italian cars, very pretty, fiesty/attitude, but very short unreliable track records. Fun while it last

Krankenstein · « **Reply #35 on:** January 25, 2011, 08:36:47 PM »

Quote from: Playboy on January 25, 2011, 01:19:41 PM

That bitch is outta my weight class

Last fat chick I ever did had a funky snatch that made it VERY difficult to maintain the wood. Had to do her from behind because looking down and seeing the huge roll on the stomach was a fucking turn off and a half.

MB_722 · « **Reply #36 on:** January 25, 2011, 08:39:00 PM »

this is a deja vu isn't it??

parker haven't you done this before. Im not knocking you, I remember this girl. I'd hit though

Parker · « **Reply #37 on:** January 25, 2011, 08:49:25 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on January 25, 2011, 08:39:00 PM

this is a deja vu isn't it??

parker haven't you done this before. Im not knocking you, I remember this girl. I'd hit though

Yes, I have....I did this before, and I concur with you I'd hit it...but any man who is in a relationship with this woman, is in for a surprise...

MB_722 · « **Reply #38 on:** January 25, 2011, 09:21:18 PM »

yes
i thought so.

lol

Hulkotron · « **Reply #39 on:** January 26, 2011, 03:08:35 AM »

I'm pretty sure we've had this exact thread already and pretty sure I would still hump the bejezus out of her.

WillGrant · « **Reply #40 on:** January 26, 2011, 03:14:32 AM »

Id fuck all the girls posted in this thread thus far

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #41 on:** January 26, 2011, 01:27:21 PM »

Girls like that have a great body but you know it can't last

Parker · « **Reply #42 on:** January 26, 2011, 01:38:18 PM »

Quote from: WillGrant on January 26, 2011, 03:14:32 AM

Id fuck all the girls posted in this thread thus far

It's the same one....

WillGrant · « **Reply #43 on:** January 26, 2011, 01:46:18 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 26, 2011, 01:38:18 PM

It's the same one....

haha these bitches all look the same to me.

Parker · « **Reply #44 on:** January 26, 2011, 02:06:56 PM »

Quote from: WillGrant on January 26, 2011, 01:46:18 PM

haha these bitches all look the same to me.

my Favorite "version" of this same chick

Big Worm · « **Reply #45 on:** January 26, 2011, 02:50:07 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 25, 2011, 08:17:38 AM

These pics were posted before, and come from the college thread...i had pointed this out before, and this is a great gauge on how to tell when she will blow up...
look to the back of the knees--she how they have puffed up and over. And another good indicator is the elbows and how the fat overlays on top...but that is another thread

***Still a pretty chick,but this one has to be at the time of these pics 20-22....think about that now, because many of the fine women I know from college and HS, are now 30-100 pounds over their weight when I last saw them (and many have no kids)

Straight up homo comments.. Post the 10/10 you're sleeping with,or are married to, then we'll compare.. That chick is smoking! I notice alot of guys who can't handle a beefy chick,talk shit about them.. Sad thing is....this so called pout of shape chick would NEVER look at a manly in shape god like you..?

Natural Man · « **Reply #46 on:** January 26, 2011, 02:55:52 PM »

for targeted weight loss there s only liposucion.

Parker · « **Reply #47 on:** January 26, 2011, 03:12:08 PM »

Quote from: Big Worm on January 26, 2011, 02:50:07 PM

Straight up homo comments.. Post the 10/10 you're sleeping with,or are married to, then we'll compare.. That chick is smoking! I notice alot of guys who can't handle a beefy chick,talk shit about them.. Sad thing is....this so called pout of shape chick would NEVER look at a manly in shape god like you..?

Calm down Gloria, did you read what I wrote...that chica is about 22, and take a look at the back of the knees, do you see the fatty deposits? I do know of women who who looked like that when I was younger, now, some look like Nell Carter. Nobody said she was a terrible chick, she is quite hot, but beware....
BTW, I like em thick, so I can handle em like that.

Big Worm · « **Reply #48 on:** January 26, 2011, 03:58:03 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 26, 2011, 03:12:08 PM

Calm down Gloria, did you read what I wrote...that chica is about 22, and take a look at the back of the knees, do you see the fatty deposits? I do know of women who who looked like that when I was younger, now, some look like Nell Carter. Nobody said she was a terrible chick, she is quite hot, but beware....
BTW, I like em thick, so I can handle em like that.

Geez... Settle down homo.. Beware!? Dude,you don't marry chicks like that..You pound her out for a few yrs.while looking for wifey material...Then dump her,after you find love..