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Male/female Dictionary
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WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and needz) n.
Female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical
and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled
in a relationship.
Male: Food, sex and beer.
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
GLASS CEILING (glas see-ling) n.
Female: The invisible barrier that stops women from
rising to the upper levels in business.
Male: What would really be great at work since that
hot babe took over the office one flight up.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
Male: Playing ball without a cup.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking
off for a weekend with the guys.
BUTT (but) n.
Female: The body part that every item of clothing
manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: The organ of mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out
with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything with one ball, two beers or three
stooges.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple
can achieve.
Male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women
to boink.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels
every 2 minutes.
TASTE (tayst) v.
Female: Something you do frequently to whatever
you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
Male: Something you must do to anything you think has
gone bad prior to tossing it out.