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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #50 on: March 18, 2007, 07:22:50 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on March 18, 2007, 04:22:50 PM

$E%&Y%^$UYTHRTY$#ET$#RRGRGR BrixtonBullfrog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha oh brother, I see you're hell bent on getting owned beyond belief, so here it comes - I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who hears that there's going to be a Gay Pride demo near the Washington memorial complete with handouts of free tubs of Astroglide, autographed pics of Brokeback Mountain Posters revealing the 2 cowboy's stunt doubles doing something so disgusting that it's the kind of stuff that even gets deleted from hardcore gay snuff porn and a concert with Elton John & George Michael paying a special tribute to 'Queer eye for the straight guy' who'll be making an appearance as the Spice girls, and immediately packs your assless chaps and nipple tassels and heads out of Vermont via the first plane. And when you arrive at the expo and hear that they've got a competition in which they've placed dildos on the ground, in a line, increasing in length and girth and the winner will be the one who gets to sit on the biggest without a fuss, you walk straight past the dildos with a sway of your hips making all the little bells in your chaps ring the tune of 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me' and go sit on the memorial and make it disappear. HaHahahahahahahahaha gayer than the Adonis Principals.
hahahahahahah yes!!!!!! a motivated Kiwiol's creativity and pwning talents know no limits!!!!!!
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #51 on: March 18, 2007, 07:23:15 PM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on March 18, 2007, 07:07:02 PM
who are you agian
he's the one and only Danimal!
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #52 on: March 18, 2007, 07:24:23 PM »
Quote from: superstarbillygram on March 18, 2007, 07:23:15 PM
he's the one and only Danimal!
that fag with the tatty or what he claims is a tatty that says danimal oh christ i dont talk to losers who tattoo that shit on themselves
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #53 on: March 18, 2007, 07:28:00 PM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on March 18, 2007, 07:24:23 PM
that fag with the tatty or what he claims is a tatty that says danimal oh christ i dont talk to losers who tattoo that shit on themselves
careful  Rude or he'll write a essay and "own" you  ::)
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #54 on: March 18, 2007, 07:28:39 PM »
Quote from: superstarbillygram on March 18, 2007, 07:28:00 PM
careful  Rude or he'll write a essay and "own" you  ::)
fuck that bitch ill roll em up into a joint an smoke em
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #55 on: March 18, 2007, 07:29:28 PM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on March 18, 2007, 07:28:39 PM
fuck that bitch ill roll em up into a joint an smoke em
hahaha you'll smoke him like a blunt ;D
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #56 on: March 18, 2007, 07:30:32 PM »
Quote from: superstarbillygram on March 18, 2007, 07:29:28 PM
hahaha you'll smoke him like a blunt ;D
das right supastar than ill take whats left of em and make a bitch sammich
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #57 on: March 18, 2007, 07:33:00 PM »
Quote from: Lord Humungous on March 18, 2007, 07:05:34 PM
Brixton, you and ozzy make a nice couple, think of the possibilities!! your both 145lbs and built like 14 year old girls, so sharing clothes wont be an issue and pink is both or your favorite colors. The only hang up is which one of you will be the bottom bitch?


Haha, funny you comment on what I might look like though I've never posted a pic here. Hahaha, I probably dwarf the fuck out of you. "Lord Humungous" oh brother, compensating for anything there "big guy"?
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #58 on: March 18, 2007, 07:34:04 PM »
Quote from: Lord Humungous on March 18, 2007, 07:22:31 PM
No, your mom shut me down again  >:( she said 5 dudes in one night was enough 4 her

She must've not liked you.. I've known her to take upwards of 8 in one sitting.
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #59 on: March 18, 2007, 07:35:27 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on March 18, 2007, 07:34:04 PM
She must've not liked you.. I've known her to take upwards of 8 in one sitting.

I bet "Lord Humungous" was just disappointed that your mom refused to fuck his ass with that 15 inch dildo he carries around with him.
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #60 on: March 18, 2007, 07:43:20 PM »
Quote from: Ozzy on March 18, 2007, 07:35:27 PM
I bet "Lord Humungous" was just disappointed that your mom refused to fuck his ass with that 15 inch dildo he carries around with him.

ah HAHAHAHAHA yes ozman.  I bet lord hugebunghole is the kind of "man" who only uses black didlos after discovering his mothers secret fetish with former inmates and being scarred for life.

gayer than the guy with assless chaps in the road warrior
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #61 on: March 18, 2007, 07:46:07 PM »
Quote from: Ozzy on March 18, 2007, 07:33:00 PM

Haha, funny you comment on what I might look like though I've never posted a pic here. Hahaha, I probably dwarf the fuck out of you. "Lord Humungous" oh brother, compensating for anything there "big guy"?


Im sure your a massive keyboard wigger  warrior!!
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #62 on: March 18, 2007, 07:47:59 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on March 18, 2007, 07:43:20 PM
ah HAHAHAHAHA yes ozman.  I bet lord hugebunghole is the kind of "man" who only uses black didlos after discovering his mothers secret fetish with former inmates and being scarred for life.

gayer than the guy with assless chaps in the road warrior

you to ass captains try and leave me out of your homoerotic fantasy's ok
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #63 on: March 18, 2007, 07:48:19 PM »
Lord Humungous is 47 and claims to bench upwards of 405+ pounds.  ::)
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #64 on: March 18, 2007, 07:57:02 PM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on March 18, 2007, 07:48:19 PM
Lord Humungous is 47 and claims to bench upwards of 405+ pounds.  ::)
whut up brotha berzerk
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #65 on: March 18, 2007, 08:05:03 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on March 18, 2007, 04:22:50 PM

$E%&Y%^$UYTHRTY$#ET$#RRGRGR BrixtonBullfrog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha oh brother, I see you're hell bent on getting owned beyond belief, so here it comes - I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who hears that there's going to be a Gay Pride demo near the Washington memorial complete with handouts of free tubs of Astroglide, autographed pics of Brokeback Mountain Posters revealing the 2 cowboy's stunt doubles doing something so disgusting that it's the kind of stuff that even gets deleted from hardcore gay snuff porn and a concert with Elton John & George Michael paying a special tribute to 'Queer eye for the straight guy' who'll be making an appearance as the Spice girls, and immediately packs your assless chaps and nipple tassels and heads out of Vermont via the first plane. And when you arrive at the expo and hear that they've got a competition in which they've placed dildos on the ground, in a line, increasing in length and girth and the winner will be the one who gets to sit on the biggest without a fuss, you walk straight past the dildos with a sway of your hips making all the little bells in your chaps ring the tune of 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me' and go sit on the memorial and make it disappear. HaHahahahahahahahaha gayer than the Adonis Principals.

  WTF? hahaha where do you come up with this shit? lmao
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #66 on: March 18, 2007, 08:16:36 PM »
DixInBulldykes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU hahaahahaha oh man what a schlong smuggling queer you are  ahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway, I bet you're the type of quintessential queer who joins the society known as "Sons of Dorothy" in an attempt to study the cinematic classics of "Heathers", "Flashdance", "Funny Girl", and "To Wong Fu, Thank for Everything, Julie Newmar"... little do you know that it's a group of salami hiding homos who tell you the movie starts when you turns the lights out only to discover that as soon as you do, someone drops your trou and says "this is how we push the play button" as you get raped by a hundred madmen like Freddy Kuger's mom in "Nightmare on Elm Street" while you desperately search for the light switch with flailing hands only to realize that they have used no lubricant just like you father and uncle "didn't used to" 15 years ago, conjuring up memories of daddy telling you "ssshhh be quiet son, this is what father's do all across the world." as you slowly come to the realization that you have not the strength, nor the will power, nor the desire to resist.  You never did find that light switch, did ya, Brix    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA gayer than a husband planning his own marriage
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #67 on: March 18, 2007, 08:19:41 PM »
Quote from: gtbro1 on March 18, 2007, 08:05:03 PM
  WTF? hahaha where do you come up with this shit? lmao
hahah i love it, kiwi even warned beforehand he was taking it up a notch, he has a 6th gear that no one else has and can kick it up to a whole other level that no one else can reach, admittedly not even myself ;D
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #68 on: March 18, 2007, 08:21:36 PM »
Quote from: Havenbull on March 18, 2007, 08:16:36 PM
DixInBulldykes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU hahaahahaha oh man what a schlong smuggling queer you are  ahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway, I bet you're the type of quintessential queer who joins the society known as "Sons of Dorothy" in an attempt to study the cinematic classics of "Heathers", "Flashdance", "Funny Girl", and "To Wong Fu, Thank for Everything, Julie Newmar"... little do you know that it's a group of salami hiding homos who tell you the movie starts when you turns the lights out only to discover that as soon as you do, someone drops your trou and says "this is how we push the play button" as you get raped by a hundred madmen like Freddy Kuger's mom in "Nightmare on Elm Street" while you desperately search for the light switch with flailing hands only to realize that they have used no lubricant just like you father and uncle "didn't used to" 15 years ago, conjuring up memories of daddy telling you "ssshhh be quiet son, this is what father's do all across the world." as you slowly come to the realization that you have not the strength, nor the will power, nor the desire to resist.  You never did find that light switch, did ya, Brix    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA gayer than a husband planning his own marriage
haha stared off slow but ended on a roll, good work havenbull.
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #69 on: March 18, 2007, 08:23:09 PM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on March 18, 2007, 07:57:02 PM
whut up brotha berzerk

Not much buddy. Been a long weekend. You?  :o
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #70 on: March 18, 2007, 08:27:32 PM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on March 18, 2007, 08:23:09 PM
Not much buddy. Been a long weekend. You?  :o
worked 7 days striaght put in 84 hours this week alone teh rudeness is teh tired
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #71 on: March 18, 2007, 08:27:43 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on March 17, 2007, 04:54:14 PM
hahahahaha, gayer than eating cereal with water.

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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #72 on: March 18, 2007, 08:30:36 PM »
Quote from: Lord Humungous on March 18, 2007, 07:46:07 PM

Im sure your a massive keyboard wigger  warrior!!

Haha, yes we can't all strive to be a 150lb ass monster like you. While you're sitting at home eating potato chips and drinking that Big Gulp from the local Quik Stop, I'm busy dodging mortars and owning Iraqi's with my M4. Hahaha, lamer than a free hotdog with a 10 gallon purchase.
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #73 on: March 18, 2007, 08:31:00 PM »
Quote from: Havenbull on March 18, 2007, 08:16:36 PM
DixInBulldykes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU hahaahahaha oh man what a schlong smuggling queer you are  ahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway, I bet you're the type of quintessential queer who joins the society known as "Sons of Dorothy" in an attempt to study the cinematic classics of "Heathers", "Flashdance", "Funny Girl", and "To Wong Fu, Thank for Everything, Julie Newmar"... little do you know that it's a group of salami hiding homos who tell you the movie starts when you turns the lights out only to discover that as soon as you do, someone drops your trou and says "this is how we push the play button" as you get raped by a hundred madmen like Freddy Kuger's mom in "Nightmare on Elm Street" while you desperately search for the light switch with flailing hands only to realize that they have used no lubricant just like you father and uncle "didn't used to" 15 years ago, conjuring up memories of daddy telling you "ssshhh be quiet son, this is what father's do all across the world." as you slowly come to the realization that you have not the strength, nor the will power, nor the desire to resist.  You never did find that light switch, did ya, Brix    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA gayer than a husband planning his own marriage

OH yes.... the the HatinBullshitter finally speaks!  LOL... obviously spent the whole day furiously thinking up that bundle of incoherent ramblings in between giving handjobs to family members returning home from the "church of alternative lifestyles and sexual preference."

I bet you're the kind of mutant that spends his evenings aggressivly beating his 3.5 inch excuse for manhood to videos of prepubescent school boys violating thier pets with phallic vegetables.  I'm confused how you find time to post between smothering horse semen into your bruised and enlarged rectum and snuggling with your husband after a long day visiting the middle schools for the male children of lower income housing looking to earn that extra dollar.  I guess the old "im a friend of your mother" trick isn't getting them into the van anymore, huh?  I would suggest you offer them candy bars but I honestly don't think you can afford it considering you spend your mothers welfare checks on trannys and undersized rubbers.

ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH..... gayer than lilith fair.
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #74 on: March 18, 2007, 08:32:22 PM »
Quote from: Ozzy on March 18, 2007, 08:30:36 PM
Haha, yes we can't all strive to be a 150lb ass monster like you. While you're sitting at home eating potato chips and drinking that Big Gulp from the local Quik Stop, I'm busy dodging mortars and owning Iraqi's with my M4. Hahaha, lamer than a free hotdog with a 10 gallon purchase.


hahahahahhaha... good work ozman.   classic supertrooper ownage!
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