The secret is out. Fuck.

Shit!  So all along I've been stood in my own bushes, jacking at myself..?..?

So in that case, I guess the first rule of Wank Club, is that

.

You do.

Case in point. Trying to fight a guy who isn't competing.

Even if he is, he won't bother with a pest like you.

There you go.
 
Which means he would bash your face in.
 
So it would be total domination, you'd get crushed, shit yourself and sent home crying.

He'll just laugh you off and then ignore you.

way too much low hanging fruiit in the post from Brians account for it to be serious

Honestly if I saw her and another ghetto bitch fucking I’d prob lose my erection for life. Rap whores are so disgusting. I could imagine arguing with one of these dumb rap coonts and smashing them square in the nose. Happy times.

got a feeling when she saw you she'd get so horny she'd just have to tie you up in a chair and rape you, just the same way as how eastwood got raped by some chick in one of his dirty harry flicks, stud

Hey Mon

I was today years old when I learned of the (seemingly legal) MMA/Wrasslin' move called the Butt Drag aka taking someone's oil temperature



Can I take your oil temperature please Mon?