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Al-Gebra

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« on: June 21, 2007, 09:08:55 PM »
Do Amish women shave their legs?

I'm watching "Witness" right now, and just saw a bunch of Amish women w bare feet and nice ankles/calves. hot!!!

they were hairless, but I'm wondering if it's just hollywood amish.
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Re: URGENT!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2007, 09:19:11 PM »
If I had to make a reasoned guess, I would say they don't.
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Re: URGENT!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2007, 09:40:13 PM »

does anybody have any ideas on how one might, w/o moving to PA, locate and get in touch w a wholesome Amish girl?
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Re: URGENT!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2007, 09:58:13 PM »
I'd say move to the prairie provinces, ...but I don't know if I want you in my country.  :-\
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2007, 10:06:12 PM »
it's too cold up there. my blood has thinned once again.

why don't you want me in your country? . . . you know I'd charm the pants off you if I had half a mind to . . .
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Re: URGENT!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2007, 12:51:06 AM »
Quote from: Al-Gebra on June 21, 2007, 10:06:12 PM
it's too cold up there. my blood has thinned once again.

Funny, ...I always thought of you as the cold-blooded sort.  ;)

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why don't you want me in your country? . . . you know I'd charm the pants off you if I had half a mind to . . .



now I've just spewed juice all over my desktop, ...and I have the hiccups.
Charm ??? ...is that what you're calling it these days?

pssst - I may joke about wanting spankings, ...but I'm not really a masochist.  ;)
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Re: URGENT!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2007, 05:52:46 AM »
Hairy legs/ Omish?
= yack, barf, get violently ill, etc, etc, etc  :'(
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2007, 06:20:29 AM »
(from branchill.com)


"Men follow the laws of the Hebrew Scriptures with regards to beards. They do not have mustaches, because of the association of mustaches with the military. Men wear their hair in a bowl cut just above the bottoms of their ears. Women are not allowed cut their hair. Their hair is rolled up in a bun to fit underneath their black caps. Young girls have long braids which are wrapped around their heads. Neither are they allowed to shave their underarms or legs, use makeup, nail polish, or perfume"


But other sites claim that some women do shave.  Al-Gebra, it looks like it's a crap shoot.
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Re: URGENT!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2007, 07:02:49 AM »
Quote from: STella on June 22, 2007, 06:20:29 AM
(from branchill.com)


"Men follow the laws of the Hebrew Scriptures with regards to beards. They do not have mustaches, because of the association of mustaches with the military. Men wear their hair in a bowl cut just above the bottoms of their ears. Women are not allowed cut their hair. Their hair is rolled up in a bun to fit underneath their black caps. Young girls have long braids which are wrapped around their heads. Neither are they allowed to shave their underarms or legs, use makeup, nail polish, or perfume"


But other sites claim that some women do shave.  Al-Gebra, it looks like it's a crap shoot.

stella, i looked at branchill.com, and didn't find any information on the amish ???  But thanks for researching the subject.  I think if one of them deigned to get with a reprobate like me, she'd probably agree to shave her legs too.

Jag, I never said that I HAD been charming to you . . . I said, "If i had half a mind to . . . " indicating that I COULD, not that I had.
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Re: URGENT!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2007, 07:18:27 AM »
The Amish girl I knew was light-skinned and fair, so the hair on her legs was on the blonde side... ergo could be considered cute. 

In general, they don't do anything that might be considered "hochmutig" or unchaste so shaving of the legs and pits is verboten. If you want to get with an Amish chicka, get used to very literal humor, too. 

Doesn't the leg hair work with your yeti-man/abduction, live in the wilds fantasy?  ;D

 
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2007, 07:23:22 AM »
 :-X

find a girl and dress her up as amish
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2007, 07:25:01 AM »
Quote from: Migs on June 22, 2007, 07:23:22 AM
:-X

find a girl and dress her up as amish
wait....amish....ahh mish....Mish does it without electricty... ;D
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Re: URGENT!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2007, 07:28:08 AM »
Yeah I'm flexible like that ;) ;D
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2007, 07:28:45 AM »
Quote from: Deedee on June 22, 2007, 07:18:27 AM
The Amish girl I knew was light-skinned and fair, so the hair on her legs was on the blonde side... ergo could be considered cute. 

In general, they don't do anything that might be considered "hochmutig" or unchaste so shaving of the legs and pits is verboten. If you want to get with an Amish chicka, get used to very literal humor, too. 

Doesn't the leg hair work with your yeti-man/abduction, live in the wilds fantasy?  ;D

 

so how did you meet this amish girl?  

body hair that isn't unusually thick would never be a deal-breaker for me . . .

I blame it on being exposed to unshaven women in my formative years

so, yeah, I could take some leg hair, but I like smooth legs too . . .
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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2007, 07:32:36 AM »
Quote from: Always Sore on June 22, 2007, 07:25:01 AM
wait....amish....ahh mish....Mish does it without electricty... ;D

amish: putting the horse (oops wrong board) lol
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« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2007, 07:33:19 AM »
Quote from: Migs on June 22, 2007, 07:23:22 AM
:-X

find a girl and dress her up as amish

it's not about the getup, Migs.  It's about the Amish spirit . . .

In Witness, they were all so communal (although, like John Book, I would prefer to live among the English), and Kelly McGillis the Amish woman was all sweet and simple, although she did go a little Girls gone wild (amish style) there for a second when Book interrupted her during her bath.
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« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2007, 07:36:00 AM »
Quote from: Al-Gebra on June 22, 2007, 07:33:19 AM
it's not about the getup, Migs.  It's about the Amish spirit . . .

In Witness, they were all so communal (although, like John Book, I would prefer to live among the English), and Kelly McGillis the Amish woman was all sweet and simple, although she did go a little Girls gone wild (amish style) there for a second when Book interrupted her during her bath.
Amish girls gone wild..ohhh the naked calves... ;D
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« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2007, 07:39:48 AM »
Quote from: Always Sore on June 22, 2007, 07:36:00 AM
Amish girls gone wild..ohhh the naked calves... ;D


not bad, not bad . . . not one of them looks like a whale, which is more than you can say for the English I see on the beaches.
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« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2007, 07:42:03 AM »

two words

RUMSPRINGA!!!!!!!
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« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2007, 07:43:21 AM »
Quote from: Al-Gebra on June 22, 2007, 07:39:48 AM
not bad, not bad . . . not one of them looks like a whale, which is more than you can say for the English I see on the beaches.
Plus some of them look like they have junk in the buggy... ;D
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« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2007, 07:59:42 AM »
do they do it horsey style
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« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2007, 08:01:48 AM »
Quote from: Migs on June 22, 2007, 07:59:42 AM
do they do it horsey style
They put new meaning in the term "barn raising..."  ;D
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« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2007, 08:02:51 AM »
"jacob, take a hoe and plow the fields"
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« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2007, 08:04:22 AM »
Quote from: Migs on June 22, 2007, 08:02:51 AM
"jacob, take a hoe and plow the fields"
LMAO... ;D

Oh yea Thomas give me the whole old testament... ;D
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« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2007, 08:07:27 AM »
there comes a time young jedediah that you will only goats and no one will hear the screams.
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