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Title: Your leader speaks. (pinned)
Post by: Mars on March 09, 2007, 05:19:32 AM
I had to dive under for a while staying in one of our palace bunkers because intelligence rapported an assasination attempt on my life was planned when i visited the commitee of recruitment and propaganda office under the supervision of our hero Man of Steel.
I instructed The Squads secret police to search those insurgents and enemies of the revolution.
When we find them we will interrogate them and chop of their rotten heads to show the unity the fate of these traitors.
Not only we punish these infidels but god already condemned these cock holsters.
Our people are raiding houses of suspicious people and detaining them.
Bluto's tiny loved one live partner told on of our officers he hadn't seen him for weeks, he broked up with him because he was selling his scrawny ass on the streets begging for money. all people did was throwing stones at him. so he's probably injured or raped.
He's in custody as we speak.

Your excellency, leader Mars.
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Post by: jaejonna on March 09, 2007, 06:15:08 AM
Good to see that you strive in even the harshest environments your excellancy. These infidels deserve nothing short of a three day tourture session in front of thier loved ones. I await the pics of the fallen!
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Post by: BigCypriate on March 09, 2007, 06:54:28 AM
I had to dive under for a while staying in one of our palace bunkers because intelligence rapported an assasination attempt on my life was planned when i visited the commitee of recruitment and propaganda office under the supervision of our hero Man of Steel.
I instructed The Squads secret police to search those insurgents and enemies of the revolution.
When we find them we will interrogate them and chop of their rotten heads to show the unity the fate of these traitors.
Not only we punish these infidels but god already condemned these cock holsters.
Our people are raiding houses of suspicious people and detaining them.
Bluto's tiny loved one live partner told on of our officers he hadn't seen him for weeks, he broked up with him because he was selling his scrawny ass on the streets begging for money. all people did was throwing stones at him. so he's probably injured or raped.
He's in custody as we speak.

Your excellency, leader Mars.

Hahahaha yes Mars!!!!

Another day in the life of the most feared leader in the northern hemisphere!!!!!!!

oh brother, I bet bluto did it just so he could get gang raped by the towns tiny tits all at once, and then say "I'm not gay really, I just wanted to test out my new chastidy knickers that columbusdude bought me out of jealously, .......woopsy, I left them in shadows katuk, silly me!" hahahaha gayer than white wine sauce
Title: Re: Your leader speaks. (pinned)
Post by: The Squadfather on March 09, 2007, 08:14:08 AM
the Great Mars has spoken, now some little tiny tits must be sacrificed for the cause.
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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on March 09, 2007, 08:52:07 AM
I miss Mars. His english is fucking terrible
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Post by: drkaje on March 09, 2007, 08:57:12 AM
I miss Mars. His english is fucking terrible

It's just a matter of time before you ask to rejoin....
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Post by: The Squadfather on March 09, 2007, 12:51:51 PM
hahahahahaa, "cock holsters", classic Mars.
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Post by: benjamin pearson on March 09, 2007, 06:51:26 PM
I had to dive under for a while staying in one of our palace bunkers because intelligence rapported an assasination attempt on my life was planned when i visited the commitee of recruitment and propaganda office under the supervision of our hero Man of Steel.
I instructed The Squads secret police to search those insurgents and enemies of the revolution.
When we find them we will interrogate them and chop of their rotten heads to show the unity the fate of these traitors.
Not only we punish these infidels but god already condemned these cock holsters.
Our people are raiding houses of suspicious people and detaining them.
Bluto's tiny loved one live partner told on of our officers he hadn't seen him for weeks, he broked up with him because he was selling his scrawny ass on the streets begging for money. all people did was throwing stones at him. so he's probably injured or raped.
He's in custody as we speak.

Your excellency, leader Mars.

hahhaha yes excellent work mars
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Post by: Alex23 on March 09, 2007, 09:49:29 PM
I had to dive under for a while staying in one of our palace bunkers because intelligence rapported an assasination attempt on my life was planned when i visited the commitee of recruitment and propaganda office under the supervision of our hero Man of Steel.
I instructed The Squads secret police to search those insurgents and enemies of the revolution.
When we find them we will interrogate them and chop of their rotten heads to show the unity the fate of these traitors.
Not only we punish these infidels but god already condemned these cock holsters.
Our people are raiding houses of suspicious people and detaining them.
Bluto's tiny loved one live partner told on of our officers he hadn't seen him for weeks, he broked up with him because he was selling his scrawny ass on the streets begging for money. all people did was throwing stones at him. so he's probably injured or raped.
He's in custody as we speak.

Your excellency, leader Mars.


English isn't your first language as I can see...

I think, unless Mars reveals his non Euro trash identity or his gimmickness...

He has no credibility in the superpower known as Northern America.

Please clarify.
Title: Re: Your leader speaks. (pinned)
Post by: Mars on March 10, 2007, 12:16:24 AM
At least point me on the grammar mistakes i made so i can learn from it stupid infidels.
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Post by: gtbro1 on March 10, 2007, 12:22:21 AM
  I can't believe he took sarcasm's cock out of his mouth long enough to type all that.
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Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on March 10, 2007, 01:23:53 AM
Mars is severely underrated on here.

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Post by: kiwiol on March 10, 2007, 04:36:34 AM

English isn't your first language as I can see...

I think, unless Mars reveals his non Euro trash identity or his gimmickness...

He has no credibility in the superpower known as Northern America.

Please clarify.

WTF Alex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mars is a founding father and he's Dutch. He's the ring leader of the entire illegal drugs, firearms and slave trade in Europe. Where do you think the SQUAD's funds come from?

Besides, like it or not, the SQUAD needs members in key regions outside of the US to maintain dominance spread out over the entire world, me being one among them. Are you saying that we're not as good as SQUAD members in the US ;D
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Post by: drkaje on March 10, 2007, 04:40:09 AM
Mars is a founding father.
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Post by: Euro-monster on March 10, 2007, 05:09:56 AM
WTF Alex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mars is a founding father and he's Dutch. He's the ring leader of the entire illegal drugs, firearms and slave trade in Europe. Where do you think the SQUAD's funds come from?


hahahaaaa i love your V.O.C. mentality Kiwi!.... ;D
Title: Re: Your leader speaks. (pinned)
Post by: Mars on March 10, 2007, 05:33:15 AM
Take Alex23 and Broadcruiser for interrogation to the office.
People, when your leader is being criticized so is the unity!! death to the agents of the foreigners!!
Title: Re: Your leader speaks. (pinned)
Post by: kiwiol on March 10, 2007, 05:41:55 AM
Take Alex23 and Broadcruiser for interrogation to the office.
People, when your leader is being criticized so is the unity!! death to the agents of the foreigners!!

I'll look into this rightaway, Mars.


hahahaaaa i love your V.O.C. mentality Kiwi!.... ;D

Can you say what 'V.O.C' is so that I can see and understand whether you're insulting me or paying me a compliment with your post or not?

And Alex? Are you trying to pull a Lee Priest on the SQUAD? You were against us, then you became us, then you got discharged, then you enlisted again and now you're going against Mars openly. What the hell are you smoking ;D
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Post by: Euro-monster on March 10, 2007, 05:52:51 AM



Can you say what 'V.O.C' is so that I can see and understand whether you're insulting me or paying me a compliment with your post or not?


Look here...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_India_Company

I think in your case it's a compliment!.. ;)
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Post by: Alex23 on March 10, 2007, 11:45:27 AM
I'll look into this rightaway, Mars.

Can you say what 'V.O.C' is so that I can see and understand whether you're insulting me or paying me a compliment with your post or not?

And Alex? Are you trying to pull a Lee Priest on the SQUAD? You were against us, then you became us, then you got discharged, then you enlisted again and now you're going against Mars openly. What the hell are you smoking ;D

It was a test of faith. Appologies all around ;D
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Post by: The Squadfather on March 10, 2007, 11:53:17 AM
insulence againt the allmighty Mars will not be tolerated, don't make us own you again "Alex23".
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Post by: The Night Stalker on March 10, 2007, 02:40:51 PM
insulence againt the allmighty Mars will not be tolerated, don't make us own you again "Alex23".

By "own" do you mean cur up your mighty 2 inch general inside another man whilst dreaming of your sailor memories from the Pier.
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Post by: Count Grishnackh on March 10, 2007, 04:05:37 PM
Take Alex23 and Broadcruiser for interrogation to the office.
People, when your leader is being criticized so is the unity!! death to the agents of the foreigners!!

Yes, it is all taken care of Mars. As new recruits, Khani and Alex have both been under round the clock surveillance by a couple of under-the-radar associates who reside out in SoCal. They are monitoring online activity as well as tracking them to the gym and observing social behaviors.

It is nothing out of the ordinary or anything for them to be alarmed about. Just standard information to be put into their files and updated into our database.

At this point it is all routine..........for now.
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Post by: Alex23 on March 10, 2007, 07:23:10 PM
Yes, it is all taken care of Mars. As new recruits, Khani and Alex have both been under round the clock surveillance by a couple of under-the-radar associates who reside out in SoCal. They are monitoring online activity as well as tracking them to the gym and observing social behaviors.

It is nothing out of the ordinary or anything for them to be alarmed about. Just standard information to be put into their files and updated into our database.

At this point it is all routine..........for now.

Grishnackh is it possible that the mysterious man all dressed in black who gave me a spot on the 315 incline yesterday could be one of these associates assigned to me?

There's also a greepy dude who keeps staring at my meat shlong in the shower. I am assuming this one is not  8)
Title: Re: Your leader speaks. (pinned)
Post by: The Squadfather on March 10, 2007, 07:28:58 PM
I had to dive under for a while staying in one of our palace bunkers because intelligence rapported an assasination attempt on my life was planned when i visited the commitee of recruitment and propaganda office under the supervision of our hero Man of Steel.
I instructed The Squads secret police to search those insurgents and enemies of the revolution.
When we find them we will interrogate them and chop of their rotten heads to show the unity the fate of these traitors.
Not only we punish these infidels but god already condemned these cock holsters.
Our people are raiding houses of suspicious people and detaining them.
Bluto's tiny loved one live partner told on of our officers he hadn't seen him for weeks, he broked up with him because he was selling his scrawny ass on the streets begging for money. all people did was throwing stones at him. so he's probably injured or raped.
He's in custody as we speak.

Your excellency, leader Mars.
hahahahaha, "selling his scrawny ass on the streets", this post had my stomach hurting from laughing, classic.
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Post by: Count Grishnackh on March 10, 2007, 07:32:13 PM
Grishnackh is it possible that the mysterious man all dressed in black who gave me a spot on the 315 incline yesterday could be one of these associates assigned to me?


Yes it is possible, did they fit typical SQUAD physical profile, tall, muscular, good looking, incredibly strong and well above average endowment?

If guy in the shower had dan18's sisters lipstick still all over his cock, it was an agent as she pulled a train on them that afternoon.
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Post by: The Squadfather on March 10, 2007, 07:32:53 PM
Yes it is possible, did they fit typical SQUAD physical profile, tall, muscular, good looking, incredibly strong and well above average endowment?

If guy in the shower had dan18's sisters lipstick still all over his cock, it was an agent as she pulled a train on them that afternoon.
hahahahahahha, classic.
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Post by: Count Grishnackh on March 10, 2007, 07:33:55 PM
By "own" do you mean cur up your mighty 2 inch general inside another man whilst dreaming of your sailor memories from the Pier.

I see your dominant pot bellied top bear gave you internet privelages again.

Welcome back.   ::)
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Post by: MisterMagoo on March 11, 2007, 12:55:18 AM
man, the whole "dictatorship" and "kill the infidels" thing is about as goddamn lame as it gets. it's not funny or anything, it's just stupid as hell. like a bunch of warcraft players geeking out about your guilds or something.
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Post by: The Heckler on March 11, 2007, 12:57:39 PM
man, the whole "dictatorship" and "kill the infidels" thing is about as goddamn lame as it gets. it's not funny or anything, it's just stupid as hell. like a bunch of warcraft players geeking out about your guilds or something.

About as "lame" as naming your gimmick "MisterMagoo", eh Zachary Gates?  ::)
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Post by: The Squadfather on March 11, 2007, 01:14:53 PM
man, the whole "dictatorship" and "kill the infidels" thing is about as goddamn lame as it gets. it's not funny or anything, it's just stupid as hell. like a bunch of warcraft players geeking out about your guilds or something.
no offense Zach you're a good dude but shut the fucck up about the great Mars, don't make us put you on the list.
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Post by: Havenbull on March 11, 2007, 01:21:30 PM
someone post the Zack in scrubs pic.

epic self owning
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Post by: MisterMagoo on March 11, 2007, 03:02:28 PM
no offense Zach you're a good dude but shut the fucck up about the great Mars, don't make us put you on the list.

dude, did i mention mars anywhere? did i say anything about mars? or did i say this uber-geekery about crucifying infidels is really damn lame? i'm not in the squad, i'm not against the squad. i'm just calling shit as i see it, and wherever that puts me on a given day is nothing i'm concerned about.
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Post by: Havenbull on March 11, 2007, 04:03:46 PM
dude, did i mention mars anywhere? did i say anything about mars? or did i say this uber-geekery about crucifying infidels is really damn lame? i'm not in the squad, i'm not against the squad. i'm just calling shit as i see it, and wherever that puts me on a given day is nothing i'm concerned about.

Well... today... you're against the SQUAD

ZACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!   hahahahahah I bet you're the type of guy who go's to the dentist to get his teeth cleaned and when he's about to put his drill in your mouth you gently put your hand upon his, look longingly into his eyes and say "Dr... I can get my pearly whites by your milky load from your throbbing warrior" as you slowly drop his fly with your other hand and then say "no need for this" as you push the spit tray away.

hahahahahahahaha gayer than posting on Mayhem
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Post by: Count Grishnackh on March 11, 2007, 04:05:52 PM
no offense Zach you're a good dude but shut the fucck up about the great Mars, don't make us put you on the list.

Exactly Squadfather.

Settle down Zach. You clearly mocked Mars' post !!! That is a direct insult of a SQUAD leader. You say you are neutral, yet feel the need to insert your "unsolicited" opinion on SQUAD matters.

Like the great Squadfather said, tread lightly, you're stepping out onto thin ice.

Title: Re: Your leader speaks. (pinned)
Post by: Mars on March 12, 2007, 06:24:36 AM
Well well well, mr "magoo" let's see what we have here, so this "gentleman" is insulting the leader of the Almighty Squad.. so what do you guys want me to do with him? the dogs barely ate this month. i'm sure they like to welcome our tiny quest haha.
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Post by: kiwiol on March 12, 2007, 06:36:01 AM
Well well well, mr "magoo" let's see what we have here, so this "gentleman" is insulting the leader of the Almighty Squad.. so what do you guys want me to do with him? the dogs barely ate this month. i'm sure they like to welcome our tiny quest haha.

Magoo's a good guy who just made a mistake without realising who he was making it against, Mars. I say we let him go with a warning this time. If he does it again, we'll place him in our hitlist.
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Post by: BigCypriate on March 12, 2007, 06:52:06 AM
Well... today... you're against the SQUAD

ZACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!   hahahahahah I bet you're the type of guy who go's to the dentist to get his teeth cleaned and when he's about to put his drill in your mouth you gently put your hand upon his, look longingly into his eyes and say "Dr... I can get my pearly whites by your milky load from your throbbing warrior" as you slowly drop his fly with your other hand and then say "no need for this" as you push the spit tray away.

hahahahahahahaha gayer than posting on Mayhem


hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! "no need for the spit tray" classic.
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Post by: The Heckler on March 12, 2007, 08:14:36 AM
Well well well, mr "magoo" let's see what we have here, so this "gentleman" is insulting the leader of the Almighty Squad.. so what do you guys want me to do with him? the dogs barely ate this month. i'm sure they like to welcome our tiny quest haha.

haha Your Excellency, no need to punish Zach G=MisterMagoo any further, he has already owned himself.  hahah "unhappy camper"

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Post by: MisterMagoo on March 12, 2007, 02:17:15 PM
Magoo's a good guy who just made a mistake without realising who he was making it against, Mars. I say we let him go with a warning this time. If he does it again, we'll place him in our hitlist.

la resistance my friends. cruel dictators who believe they are the world will soon come crashing down as a result of their own arrogance. mars, or perhaps i should call him xerxes, will soon learn this lesson. we may be few, but we are warriors.

(http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20070309ho_spartafilm_450.jpg)
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Post by: The Squadfather on March 12, 2007, 03:52:24 PM
Well... today... you're against the SQUAD

ZACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!   hahahahahah I bet you're the type of guy who go's to the dentist to get his teeth cleaned and when he's about to put his drill in your mouth you gently put your hand upon his, look longingly into his eyes and say "Dr... I can get my pearly whites by your milky load from your throbbing warrior" as you slowly drop his fly with your other hand and then say "no need for this" as you push the spit tray away.

hahahahahahahaha gayer than posting on Mayhem
hahahahahaha, classic.
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Post by: drkaje on March 12, 2007, 04:43:09 PM
These comments from Mrmangoo don't surprise some of us at all. :)

Always thought he was anti-Squad but trying to stay under the radar.
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Post by: danielson on March 12, 2007, 04:44:22 PM
These comments from Mrmangoo don't surprise some of us at all. :)

Always thought he was anti-Squad but trying to stay under the radar.

Maybe he is just pro-infidel?
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Post by: The Squadfather on March 12, 2007, 04:45:00 PM
These comments from Mrmangoo don't surprise some of us at all. :)

Always thought he was anti-Squad but trying to stay under the radar.
hahahahaha, "Mrmangoo".
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Post by: drkaje on March 12, 2007, 05:32:20 PM
Maybe he is just pro-infidel?

Pro gay-marriage is more like it, LOL!
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Post by: Havenbull on March 12, 2007, 06:00:56 PM
hahahahahaa!!!!!!!!  MrManGoo  well done dk   hahahahahahahaha