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Title: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
Post by: Tyr on July 16, 2014, 09:50:44 PM
Confirming an earlier report, Marvel's Joe Quesada has revealed on The Colbert Report that Captain America himself, Steve Rogers, will soon be handing in his suit and shield. His replacement will be his partner Sam Wilson, aka The Falcon.

It's not exactly a shock. Wilson turned up in the latest Captain America movie, played by Anthony Mackie (who did a pretty good job), though he has of course been a regular in Marvel's comics since the 1960s.

The handover will take place in an upcoming issue of the Captain America comic series. Note that Wilson won't be the first black Captain America; Isaiah Bradley, a fellow product of the US Super Soldier program, wore the iconic costume and shield in a comic first published over a decade ago.


While details are scarce, we now know that this new Thor was saved by her predecessor, the former male Thor, who is no longer worthy to wield Mjolnir. The only other details we have is that this #1 issue will premiere in October under the supervision of Jason Aaron and Russell Dautermann.

Marvel's press release quotes writer Jason Aaron as saying: "This is not She-Thor. This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is Thor. This is the Thor of the Marvel Universe. But it's unlike any Thor we've ever seen before." The press release also says that whoever is worthy to hold the hammer gets to have the name Thor, so this really is Thor.


Wtf???  Are sales that bad?
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Post by: el numero uno on July 16, 2014, 09:55:24 PM
First world problems  ::)
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Post by: Tyr on July 16, 2014, 10:00:36 PM
First world problems  ::)

We take our fantasies seriously here in the first world.  :'(

 :D
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Post by: Parker on July 16, 2014, 10:06:05 PM
 http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth:_Red,_White_%26_Black (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth:_Red,_White_%26_Black)
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Post by: Master Blaster on July 16, 2014, 10:10:03 PM
There is a certain demographic that is always bad...

   Unfortunately that demographic is the one that always buys comics...   :-\
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Post by: FermiDirac on July 16, 2014, 10:10:16 PM
Grown man melting over comic book stuff.

Title: Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
Post by: Shockwave on July 16, 2014, 10:10:52 PM
Epic fail marvel, epic fail.

Will not read; will not watch if they try and push the movies on us.
Title: Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
Post by: Tyr on July 16, 2014, 10:19:42 PM
Grown man melting over comic book stuff.



That'll do Fermi...that'll do.


I wanted to put "thanks obama" instead of "thanks marvel" on the heading infuse a bit more humor/ outrage.

Title: Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
Post by: Costanza on July 16, 2014, 10:38:50 PM
Yeah it'll be terrible having a woman as Thor, I'll have my dick in my hand the entire movie if she looks like this.

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Post by: jon cole on July 17, 2014, 12:12:31 AM
comic/marvel fan are beta with man boobs and micropenis.
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Post by: SF1900 on July 17, 2014, 12:18:06 AM
Who really even reads comic books any more?  :-\ :-\

I guess these guys

(http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2010/07/comic-con-nerds.jpg)
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Post by: FermiDirac on July 17, 2014, 12:20:36 AM
That'll do Fermi...that'll do.


I wanted to put "thanks obama" instead of "thanks marvel" on the heading infuse a bit more humor/ outrage.



This is the first stage of the feminist/PC invasion of the US. You'll be heading the same route as the EU I'm afraid.

Soon you'll have brocures sporting two dads and toy commercials sporting boys in princess clothing playing with cars.
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Post by: thegamechanger on July 17, 2014, 12:43:57 AM
Will she be a lesbian?
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Post by: SuperTed on July 17, 2014, 01:37:38 AM
Grown man melting over comic book stuff.



X2
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on July 17, 2014, 08:21:24 AM
This is so telling about the current state of our society. NOTHING is safe from the PC police. EVERYTHING must be feminized and remade in a racial/gay friendly tone. Everything involving white men must be torn down and defiled and changed to fit the  ew narrative.
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Post by: Man of Steel on July 17, 2014, 08:25:10 AM
These change ups happen every few years or so in comics and have for decades.   Now, I hate this change up, but Thor will come back and so will Steve Rogers.  

Plus, why did a woman "become" Thor?  A person that possesses Mjolnir doesn't become Thor they are simply worthy to possess Mjolnir and thereby wield the power of Thor, but they remain who they are.   Thor is still Thor.

One other thing, Captain America is a super-enhanced soldier that commands and leads.  Sam "Falcon" Wilson is not super-enhanced nor is he a military commander of sorts.

Sorry, not buying this change up either.....boo hiss Marvel!!  >:(

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Post by: Shockwave on July 17, 2014, 09:09:12 AM
These change ups happen every few years or so in comics and have for decades.   Now, I hate this change up, but Thor will come back and so will Steve Rogers.  

Plus, why did a woman "become" Thor?  A person that possesses Mjolnir doesn't become Thor they are simply worthy to possess Mjolnir and thereby wield the power of Thor, but they remain who they are.   Thor is still Thor.

One other thing, Captain America is a super-enhanced soldier that commands and leads.  Sam "Falcon" Wilson is not super-enhanced nor is he a military commander of sorts.

Sorry, not buying this change up either.....boo hiss Marvel!!  >:(


exactly. Shit makes no sense. I think when theyre worthy of mjolnir they can gain usage of his powers, but thats it, they dont magically become thor....
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Post by: Natural Man on July 17, 2014, 09:16:01 AM
These change ups happen every few years or so in comics and have for decades.   Now, I hate this change up, but Thor will come back and so will Steve Rogers.  

Plus, why did a woman "become" Thor?  A person that possesses Mjolnir doesn't become Thor they are simply worthy to possess Mjolnir and thereby wield the power of Thor, but they remain who they are.   Thor is still Thor.

One other thing, Captain America is a super-enhanced soldier that commands and leads.  Sam "Falcon" Wilson is not super-enhanced nor is he a military commander of sorts.

Sorry, not buying this change up either.....boo hiss Marvel!!  >:(


are you believing in different gods than your one and only God ?    >:(
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Post by: Kwon_2 on July 17, 2014, 09:21:30 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/cb1b376c77879a11e561c388b38c73ee/tumblr_mg7xzr7GPD1r28ar7o2_400.gif)
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Post by: LurkerNoMore on July 17, 2014, 09:25:04 AM
They pull bullshit like this every so often to generate interest and sales.  However, it can't be as bad as their past "duplication" stunt.  Where everyone seemed to be cloned with a slightly different name and costume of the original crew.

Spider man was duped into Scarlet Spider
Capt America was duped into US Agent
Venom - Carnage - and then a shit load of other colored symbiotes
Thor - Thunder Strike
Green Goblin - Hobgoblin - Demo Goblin - New Green Goblin - some other goblin that was female
Hulk - gray  hulk - red hulk
Iron Man - War machine
etc...
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Post by: Hulkotron on July 17, 2014, 09:28:08 AM
Confirming an earlier report, Marvel's Joe Quesada has revealed on The Colbert Report that Captain America himself, Steve Rogers, will soon be handing in his suit and shield. His replacement will be his partner Sam Wilson, aka The Falcon.

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Post by: Roger Bacon on July 17, 2014, 09:59:30 AM
Cultural Marxism, Social Conditioning  :D
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Post by: _bruce_ on July 17, 2014, 10:01:37 AM
This is so telling about the current state of our society. NOTHING is safe from the PC police. EVERYTHING must be feminized and remade in a racial/gay friendly tone. Everything involving white men must be torn down and defiled and changed to fit the  ew narrative.

Another stab at western society.
It's getting pretty obvious.
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Post by: the trainer on July 17, 2014, 10:03:12 AM
Thank god this bullshit did not happen during my childhood back then comics where comics and there was no need to please black people and feminists.
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Post by: el numero uno on July 17, 2014, 10:04:34 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/cb1b376c77879a11e561c388b38c73ee/tumblr_mg7xzr7GPD1r28ar7o2_400.gif)

Nice blue stars, welcome to the club.  8)
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Post by: Kwon_2 on July 17, 2014, 10:46:24 AM
Nice blue stars, welcome to the club.  8)

 :D ;D
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on July 17, 2014, 10:47:30 AM
Another stab at western society.
It's getting pretty obvious.

Yep...
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Post by: Shockwave on July 17, 2014, 11:17:48 AM
Yep...
Apparently the NORSE male god of thunder can be a female. You know, because. That one irritates me more than the black Capt A.. As Cap sometimes bails out and leaves his position to others... (even though Falcon has none of his powers).
Title: Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
Post by: BayGBM on July 19, 2014, 04:27:35 AM
These change ups happen every few years or so in comics and have for decades.   Now, I hate this change up, but Thor will come back and so will Steve Rogers.  

Plus, why did a woman "become" Thor?  A person that possesses Mjolnir doesn't become Thor they are simply worthy to possess Mjolnir and thereby wield the power of Thor, but they remain who they are.   Thor is still Thor.

One other thing, Captain America is a super-enhanced soldier that commands and leads.  Sam "Falcon" Wilson is not super-enhanced nor is he a military commander of sorts.

Sorry, not buying this change up either.....boo hiss Marvel!!  >:(

Are you a long time reader of Thor?  In issue #338 in the 1980s Beta Ray Bill proved worthy of lifting Mjolnir and effectively became Thor (one of the best Thor story lines).  Nonsense?  We are talking about comic books, remember, so anything can happen.  As has been suggested, the objections and similar reactions to these changes in the Marvel universe are not really about Thor and Captain America.  Our society IS changing and it is fitting that our mythologies and fantasies change with it.  Of course, some people do not like the idea of that change much less the reality of it.  They will get over it.
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Post by: wes on July 19, 2014, 05:41:18 AM
I was once an avid comics collector............... ....I don`t mind change,but sometimes it isn`t good........these two changes suck IMO.
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Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on July 19, 2014, 05:55:47 AM
1.  There's already been a black Captain America before

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaiah_Bradley
2.  Thor has long hair so it makes sense
3.  The purpose of the changes is to get people to complain and raise traffic in declining comic book sales.....obviously it worked.
Title: Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 19, 2014, 05:57:00 AM
We are talking about comic books, remember, so anything can happen.  As has been suggested, the objections and similar reactions to these changes in the Marvel universe are not really about Thor and Captain America.  
Our society IS changing and it is fitting that our mythologies and fantasies change with it.  Of course, some people do not like the idea of that change much less the reality of it.  They will get over it.

Something only a colored person would say :D
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Post by: Irongrip400 on July 19, 2014, 06:03:51 AM
1.  There's already been a black Captain America before

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaiah_Bradley
2.  Thor has long hair so it makes sense
3.  The purpose of the changes is to get people to complain and raise traffic in declining comic book sales.....obviously it worked.

Exactly. Just like when the character "came out" back in the 90's. All to draw attention to something that has been circling the drain for a while now. Also, it opens the capitalist movie studios to be able to squeeze a few more shit type sequels out. I don't agree with the Thor thing, but I also won't buy it or watch it either.
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Post by: indie-lad on July 19, 2014, 07:48:58 AM
This is all being done due to legal copyright issues, not for shock and political agendas. A big shit storm could be coming to Marvel/Disney soon.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on July 19, 2014, 07:52:11 AM
This is all being done due to legal copyright issues, not for shock and political agendas. A big shit storm could be coming to Marvel/Disney soon.

Oh? Good to hear from the Indie-Pro in the Know!
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Post by: indie-lad on July 19, 2014, 08:00:17 AM
Same thing happened in the late 80's.

Grey Hulk
The Captain (Steve Rogers in new black Costume)
New Iron Man red and gold armor
Thor in golden armor/Beta Ray Bill as Thor


All due to impending copyright legal issues.

It's a legal thing, not a creative one.


New 52 in DC was the same thing.

Superman had to change because DC almost lost a bunch of his mythos due to legal issues.

They had to prepare and change the entire universe landscape around him. Superman loves Wonder Woman now because they almost lost Lois Lane. The list goes on and on.

So much shit people never know about and the companies don't want you too because they know the people will rally around the creators and hurt their sales even more...

Comics are an evil business...
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Post by: Tyr on July 19, 2014, 08:16:55 AM
Same thing happened in the late 80's.

Grey Hulk
The Captain (Steve Rogers in new black Costume)
New Iron Man red and gold armor
Thor in golden armor/Beta Ray Bill as Thor


All due to impending copyright legal issues.

It's a legal thing, not a creative one.


New 52 in DC was the same thing.

Superman had to change because DC almost lost a bunch of his mythos due to legal issues.

They had to prepare and change the entire universe landscape around him. Superman loves Wonder Woman now because they almost lost Lois Lane. The list goes on and on.

So much shit people never know about and the companies don't want you too because they know the people will rally around the creators and hurt their sales even more...

Comics are an evil business...

I see. I thought this whole process was to create a buzz for flagging sales. They would eventually restore the characters to their original state when the next avengers movie hits.

Care to elborate a bit more what type of legal issues would cause changes?
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Post by: Mr Anabolic on July 19, 2014, 08:20:26 AM
This is so telling about the current state of our society. NOTHING is safe from the PC police. EVERYTHING must be feminized and remade in a racial/gay friendly tone. Everything involving white men must be torn down and defiled and changed to fit the  ew narrative.

Great post, you nailed it.

Unfortunately, it only gets worse from here.  I'm just glad I had a decent childhood.  Children of today have no idea what they're in for... they probably don't/won't realize it because they're all being indoctrinated and brainwashed from the moment they are born.
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Post by: oldtimer1 on July 19, 2014, 01:00:00 PM
Disney bought Marvel I believe. When they did the Green Lantern came out of the closet. Is it surprising that the owner of one the most liberal news services ABC News is making politically correct changes to comic book characters?
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Post by: Lustral on July 19, 2014, 01:02:59 PM
Disney bought Marvel I believe. When they did the Green Lantern came out of the closet. Is it surprising that the owner of one the most liberal news services ABC News is making politically correct changes to comic book characters?

Women and hebrews are the largest demographic of comic book readers.

Oprah is going to be presented by a Fox conservative shock jock in a similar move. Hannity probably.
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Post by: Voice of Doom on July 19, 2014, 02:56:28 PM
I don't have an issue with a black man taking on the Capt America role.  Cap is an icon...more than jus a man...like the Green Lantern being several people in its history.  Capt America is about doing what's right regardless of the moral ambiguity of the situation.  There's no reason a black man couldn't inherit that mantle.

Thor as a women is just fucking stupid.  There are plenty of mythological female characters in the Marvel universe that could be given the lime light instead of trying to change Thor's back story.
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Post by: Irongrip400 on July 19, 2014, 05:30:20 PM
I don't have an issue with a black man taking on the Capt America role.  Cap is an icon...more than jus a man...like the Green Lantern being several people in its history.  Capt America is about doing what's right regardless of the moral ambiguity of the situation.  There's no reason a black man couldn't inherit that mantle.

Thor as a women is just fucking stupid.  There are plenty of mythological female characters in the Marvel universe that could be given the lime light instead of trying to change Thor's back story.

Boom
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Post by: Hulkotron on July 19, 2014, 05:42:52 PM
I'll reserve judgement until I see what She-Thor's crotch and hooters look like.
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Post by: The Scott on July 19, 2014, 05:58:54 PM
Dirtbag, PC libtards messing with our collective childhoods like  Mohammed at a petting zoo with underage sheep.   I refuse to see any film, buy any comic book or "graphic novel" that so decimates and desecrates the memories of millions of kids.

Even if we're long grown.  ;D

Like a friend once told me, those without a history of their own, will steal that of another to either make money and/or make themselves feel better. 

Oh.  And why are there no Muslim super heroes?  Because their major weakness pork, is everywhere.   ;D
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Post by: Skeletor on July 19, 2014, 06:03:39 PM
I thought they referred to Thor Girl/Tarene but alas it seems it's worse:

Quote
Jason Aaron, Marvel series writer, made it clear to fans the change  will not be temporary.

“This is not She-Thor. This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is THOR. This is the THOR of the Marvel Universe. But it’s unlike any Thor we’ve ever seen before,” he said.
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Post by: B_B_C on July 19, 2014, 06:07:24 PM
This is almost as tragic as the angst of grown men  fretting about  other (super)grown men dressed  in elasticated shoelaces
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Post by: The Scott on July 19, 2014, 06:08:58 PM
I thought they referred to Thor Girl/Tarene but alas it seems it's worse:


In a world void of sense and sensibility, where the boundaries of gender are forever bent comes a heroine for the times that are a changin'....  TRAN-THOR!

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Post by: Shockwave on July 19, 2014, 06:16:03 PM
This is a THOR UNLIKE ANY WEVE EVER SEEN!!!!!! *dramatic pause*

FEMALE THOR!

Why?
Because feminism, thats why. Women must do everything men do, always, even in viking mythology.
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Post by: The Scott on July 19, 2014, 06:18:29 PM
This is a THOR UNLIKE ANY WEVE EVER SEEN!!!!!! *dramatic pause*

FEMALE THOR!

Why?
Because feminism, thats why. Women must do everything men do, always, even in viking mythology.

Yup.  Changing history, even mythology, is the agenda of those undeserving of their own place in time.
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Post by: Shockwave on July 19, 2014, 06:22:35 PM
Yup.  Changing history, even mythology, is the agenda of those undeserving of their own place in time.
Thing is, anyone deemed worthy can pick up mjolnir and wield thors powers.... BUT, it sounds like they're rewriting thors history a bit to try and make this change work, actually creating a new female thor since thor isnt worthy.

If its just another beta-ray bill type deal where the women is worthy and wields his powers for a short term in his absence... whatever I guess... but if they fuck with his actual character to make her take his place....... fuck that.
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Post by: Bindare_Dundat on July 19, 2014, 06:31:22 PM
This is so telling about the current state of our society. NOTHING is safe from the PC police. EVERYTHING must be feminized and remade in a racial/gay friendly tone. Everything involving white men must be torn down and defiled and changed to fit the  ew narrative.

It's a sad state of affairs.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on July 19, 2014, 06:33:24 PM
This is almost as tragic as

Women and Hebrews.
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Post by: Papper on July 20, 2014, 07:02:12 AM
They pull bullshit like this every so often to generate interest and sales.  However, it can't be as bad as their past "duplication" stunt.  Where everyone seemed to be cloned with a slightly different name and costume of the original crew.

Spider man was duped into Scarlet Spider
Capt America was duped into US Agent
Venom - Carnage - and then a shit load of other colored symbiotes
Thor - Thunder Strike
Green Goblin - Hobgoblin - Demo Goblin - New Green Goblin - some other goblin that was female
Hulk - gray  hulk - red hulk
Iron Man - War machine
etc...

Now that you mentioned it I remember as a kid I thought it was strange that they did gray hulk, red hulk etc. You kind of see through lack of quality even as a kid.
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Post by: Tyr on July 20, 2014, 10:22:37 AM
Disney owns Marvel. Marvel owns Thor. Thor is now a woman, who is the daughter of king Odin. Thor is now a Disney Princess.

— Brian (@DaftBrian) July 18, 2014


Coming to a walmart near you
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Post by: Beefjake on July 20, 2014, 01:18:05 PM
This is a THOR UNLIKE ANY WEVE EVER SEEN!!!!!! *dramatic pause*

FEMALE THOR!

Why?
Because feminism, thats why. Women must do everything men do, always, even in viking mythology.
Well, they already had a hebrew Heimndall.
Its all downhill now, why bother for brakes.
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Post by: Papper on July 20, 2014, 01:23:41 PM
Well, they already had a hebrew Heimndall.
Its all downhill now, why bother for brakes.

:D cool saying
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Post by: mesmorph78 on July 20, 2014, 01:35:19 PM
Marvel Comics died in the late 90's
...
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Post by: Kwon_2 on July 20, 2014, 03:45:49 PM
Disney ruined Marvel and all the M-franchises....

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Post by: Lustral on July 20, 2014, 03:50:55 PM
This is a THOR UNLIKE ANY WEVE EVER SEEN!!!!!! *dramatic pause*

FEMALE THOR!

Why?
Because feminism, thats why. Women must do everything men do, always, even in viking mythology.

BUT WOMEN ARE THE SAME AS MEN. THERE ARE NO DIFFERENCES. WOMEN CAN BE AS GOOD AT MATHS, FOOTBALL, AND COMPUTERS AS MEN ARE AT CLEANING, SUCKING DICK AND BLEEDING.
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Post by: Beefjake on July 21, 2014, 01:34:27 PM
BUT WOMEN ARE THE SAME AS MEN. THERE ARE NO DIFFERENCES. WOMEN CAN BE AS GOOD AT MATHS, FOOTBALL, AND COMPUTERS AS MEN ARE AT CLEANING, SUCKING DICK AND BLEEDING.
Those, maybe.
But being a thunder god. No.
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Post by: Parker on July 21, 2014, 01:39:40 PM
Those, maybe.
But being a thunder god. No.
then she is the Thunder Goddess, no?
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Post by: Lustral on July 21, 2014, 01:41:37 PM
Next you will have people saying jesus was black or God was a woman.
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Post by: Shockwave on July 21, 2014, 02:58:21 PM
Next you will have people saying jesus was black or God was a woman.
nature functions way to rationally for god to have been a woman, and way to orderly for a hebrew.

God is clearly a white male
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Post by: Skeletor on July 21, 2014, 03:02:22 PM
Next you will have people saying jesus was black or God was a woman.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=394690.0;attach=428273;image)
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Post by: tu_holmes on July 21, 2014, 03:09:18 PM
The Black Captain America is fine by me... Steve Rogers will be back and I'm sure Sam Wilson will do his memory justice until he returns.

The Female Thor pisses me off... Thor is not some "ethereal" thing that we don't know what gender he is... Thor is a MAN... period.

The Thor thing is ridiculous.

Killing off Wolverine bothers me a little more than the Captain America change to be honest.
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Post by: tu_holmes on July 21, 2014, 03:10:21 PM
Disney owns Marvel. Marvel owns Thor. Thor is now a woman, who is the daughter of king Odin. Thor is now a Disney Princess.

— Brian (@DaftBrian) July 18, 2014


Coming to a walmart near you

Accurate as fuck.
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Post by: Shockwave on July 21, 2014, 03:52:35 PM
Accurate as fuck.
I legit lol'd
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Post by: mesmorph78 on July 21, 2014, 11:44:44 PM
People need to stop buying marvel comics
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Post by: _bruce_ on July 22, 2014, 06:06:21 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=394690.0;attach=428273;image)

You need some reserves when daring the 40 year desert trip.