I took the first dose of the vaccine...feel like shit

[FitnessFrenzy]

Hell, I know people who fuck thai hookers without a condom.

[ThisisOverload]

I feel fantastic!

My friend was wrecked all weekend from his second "dose".

Hopefully you don't die.

[BB]

Rumor has it, he went through 27 hookers in 24 hours and was still unsatisfied. Just an insatiable sexual appetite on the man.   

[Flexacon]

Not having much of a reaction to this vaccine means your immune system probably isn't in perfect shape, so it's not something to be concerned about.

Anyway Vince made the smart call. Covid is a bit of a chubby chaser, so taking the vaccine had the lower risk factor. Good for you Vince.

[Primemuscle]

MAybe this is a way for the US government to do a "Thanos" on the population?

Get rid of obese and ill people?

Imagine if they put some real nasty stuff in the vaccine so it would work quicker (you wont die in one day but it will gradually deteriorate you so it will take months just so nobody will be suspicious).


Perfect timing to get rid of sheep imo

Why would anyone want to get rid of 'sheep'? Sheep are harmless. Sheep follow directions. Sheep produce (wool). Sheep tidy up the place (keep the grass clipped). All in all, sheep have great value whether they are just sheep or 'sheep' (the human variety). 

[Flexacon]

Why would anyone want to get rid of 'sheep'? Sheep are harmless. Sheep follow directions. Sheep produce (wool). Sheep tidy up the place (keep the grass clipped). All in all, sheep have great value whether they are just sheep or 'sheep' (the human variety).

Yes. If there is an agenda then they'd want to take out the non-sheep

[ThisisOverload]

Yes. If there is an agenda then they'd want to take out the non-sheep

Depends on the agenda.

Many believe they are trying to severely reduce the population of the planet.

It's easier to kill off the sheep than the wolves.

[Taffin]

Yes. If there is an agenda then they'd want to take out the non-sheep

What about those who identify as sheep?

So brave...

[Taffin]

Depends on the agenda.

Many believe they are trying to severely reduce the population of the planet.

It's easier to kill off the sheep than the wolves.

But... but... then the wolves would starve to death 


Yeah I know, stretching it too far 

[Primemuscle]

Yes. If there is an agenda then they'd want to take out the non-sheep

What if that is what is really going on? Wouldn't it be ironic? It is kind of like reverse psychology.

Not that I am one for believing in conspiracies. I'll leave that for the non-sheep.

[Primemuscle]

Depends on the agenda.

Many believe they are trying to severely reduce the population of the planet.

It's easier to kill off the sheep than the wolves.

Who are the 'they' who is trying to reduce the population?

[Taffin]

Who are the 'they' who is trying to reduce the population?

The shepherds..?

[ThisisOverload]

Who are the 'they' who is trying to reduce the population?

It's a conspiracy theory that the "powers that be" that control our planet are doing this.

I'm just stating it, i'm not one to believe in it.

[Primemuscle]

It's a conspiracy theory that the "powers that be" that control our planet are doing this.

I'm just stating it, i'm not one to believe in it.

Good to know.

[Flexacon]

Depends on the agenda.

Many believe they are trying to severely reduce the population of the planet.

It's easier to kill off the sheep than the wolves.

Eliminating poverty/raising the standards of living is actually the easiest way to reduce the size of global population. That's definitely not happening.

Covid-19 was actually the perfect opportunity to lose some of the "dead weight" from the population. They decided not to take and instead fuck things up for a whole generation. Any "agenda" theories went out the window once that happened.

What they are doing however is trying to take advantage of the situation and push through policies and stuff that wouldn't have any chance of succeeding pre pandemic.

[Thin Lizzy]

I’ve been saying it for over a year, at its core it’s a currency devaluation scheme:



Global economic bailout is running at $19.5 trillion. It will go higher - CNN

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/17/economy/global-economy-coronavirus-bailout-imf-annual-report/index.html

[Primemuscle]

Eliminating poverty/raising the standards of living is actually the easiest way to reduce the size of global population. That's definitely not happening.

Covid-19 was actually the perfect opportunity to lose some of the "dead weight" from the population. They decided not to take and instead fuck things up for a whole generation. Any "agenda" theories went out the window once that happened.

What they are doing however is trying to take advantage of the situation and push through policies and stuff that wouldn't have any chance of succeeding pre pandemic.

If this were made into a movie, who would be cast in the role(s) of 'they'?

[Taffin]

If this were made into a movie, who would be cast in the role(s) of 'they'?

Not sure, but let's hope the good guys don't run out of bubblegum!

[wes]

Never had a flu shot in my life,  and at my age with lung problems this vaccine can suck my condomless cock !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

[Hypertrophy]

This is the perfect analogy, hadn't seen it before. Works for using masks too I think. Vaccine/masks/condom might protect us to a certain extent but what is lost? Hell, I know people who fuck thai hookers without a condom.

Thing is, I haven't made up my mind if I'm finally going to "have sex with a condom."
 

A condom actually works as high as 98% of the time. Masks work 0% of the time because the holes are 1000x bigger than the virus. Imagine if a condom had holes that big, lol.

[Hypertrophy]

Not sure, but let's hope the good guys don't run out of bubblegum!

Top ten all time best movie lines!!

[Primemuscle]

Never had a flu shot in my life,  and at my age with lung problems this vaccine can suck my condomless cock !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

I finally took my doctor's advice last summer and had my first flu shot. I've never had the flu. If I did, I didn't have the usual symptoms, upset stomach, aches, the chills and a fever. On the other hand, I started having an annual pneumonia shot more than a decade ago....have not gotten pneumonia since.

[Thin Lizzy]

I finally took my doctor's advice last summer and had my first flu shot. I've never had the flu. If I did, I didn't have the usual symptoms, upset stomach, aches, the chills and a fever. On the other hand, I started having an annual pneumonia shot more than a decade ago....have not gotten pneumonia since.

How do you know that you would not have gotten pneumonia without the shots?

Your doctor egging you on to get a flu shot reminds me of a story of one of my friends elderly father who took a spill and had to be taken to the emergency room. I believe he was in his mid-70s at the time and when he was registering he was asked which prescription medications he was on. He responded that he wasn’t on any. They were shocked by this reply. They figured by the time a person is 75 big Pharma would’ve gotten him on a few drugs.

[Primemuscle]

I keep asking who 'they' are. Now I know.



...the ruling class are aliens concealing their appearance and manipulating people to consume, breed, and conform to the status quo via subliminal messages in mass media.

[Jizmonkey]

A condom actually works as high as 98% of the time. Masks work 0% of the time because the holes are 1000x bigger than the virus. Imagine if a condom had holes that big, lol.

The virus travels in droplets that are big enough to get caught in the mask.

Ever been to a Hospital before? Do you think the surgeons wear masks for show?