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new business idea..
« on: January 01, 2007, 09:31:33 AM »
ok im feeling generous today so ill let you guys in on a pretty good business idea that I just had. It is a well known fact that black guys from west african decent have big penises. Many white ugly fat older dudes have very small penises, so why not start importing penises from western africa..(gambia, nigeria, ivory coast etc..) . Im thinking you have to find some one who is willing to chop of his penis and send it via mail to the usa ,also a good connection with someone working in a morgue.would be good..that person could shop of dead guys penises (with permission of course) and post em via mail. A good name for the business would be WAC (=west african cock) Limited

The penises would the be stored in a big fridge in usa and clients could fly in from all over usa to have a penile exchange performed. It would look odd tho if a white guy had a black penis (true he could claim he hadnt washed it), so when white guys want a penis the penis would be bleached to remove the black color of the african penis.

SWOT analysis:

strenghts:

supply fresh big cocks
first on a new market

weaknesses:

cock rotting when sent thru mail
confusion when calculating/converting cock size (1 inch=2.5cm)
bleaching of black cocks could lower quality

oppurtunities:

saturate the small cock market with big porn star sized quality dicks
big penis trend

threats:
lots of guys do plastic surgery on their cock instead


SWOT will be updated.

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Re: new business idea..
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2007, 11:37:06 AM »
A very good point to stop cock rot how about sending the black loves truncheons in ice boxes to stop cock rot, sure its more expensive but think of all the black cock you will save!!! *licks lips*


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Re: new business idea..
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2007, 12:51:46 PM »
It appears someone has been spending a lot of time thinking about cocks.  ::)
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Re: new business idea..
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2007, 01:52:24 AM »
not all chicks like big cock
its more often what you can do with it
from own experience -> big cock = less chance chicks will allow you anal, which sucks:(


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Re: new business idea..
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2007, 04:57:08 PM »
not all chicks like big cock
its more often what you can do with it
from own experience -> big cock = less chance chicks will allow you anal, which sucks:(



dont give em a choice..say that your gonna enter gate V then just push it in gate A

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Re: new business idea..
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2007, 05:23:35 PM »
Good luck getting the round trip ticket.

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Re: new business idea..
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2007, 12:52:59 AM »
{giggling @ 240}
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Re: new business idea..
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2007, 04:54:57 AM »
Good luck getting the round trip ticket.

how much would you sell your cock for 240...if someone asked you to chop it off and sell it...would you do it for 5million dollars?

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Re: new business idea..
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2007, 05:21:09 AM »
how much would you sell your cock for 240...if someone asked you to chop it off and sell it...would you do it for 5million dollars?

ahh teh cock trade.

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Re: new business idea..
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2007, 04:04:03 PM »
haha they say money can buy everything.  but chopping your own dick is just something money cant buy.