ok im feeling generous today so ill let you guys in on a pretty good business idea that I just had. It is a well known fact that black guys from west african decent have big penises. Many white ugly fat older dudes have very small penises, so why not start importing penises from western africa..(gambia, nigeria, ivory coast etc..) . Im thinking you have to find some one who is willing to chop of his penis and send it via mail to the usa ,also a good connection with someone working in a morgue.would be good..that person could shop of dead guys penises (with permission of course) and post em via mail. A good name for the business would be WAC (=west african cock) Limited
The penises would the be stored in a big fridge in usa and clients could fly in from all over usa to have a penile exchange performed. It would look odd tho if a white guy had a black penis (true he could claim he hadnt washed it), so when white guys want a penis the penis would be bleached to remove the black color of the african penis.
SWOT analysis:
strenghts:
supply fresh big cocks
first on a new market
weaknesses:
cock rotting when sent thru mail
confusion when calculating/converting cock size (1 inch=2.5cm)
bleaching of black cocks could lower quality
oppurtunities:
saturate the small cock market with big porn star sized quality dicks
big penis trend
threats:
lots of guys do plastic surgery on their cock instead
SWOT will be updated.