Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread

[Fortress]

A bountiful bush shot could dramatically improve this thread, no doubt.

[IroNat]

Father Time is undefeated.

Monica is still hotter than Dutch love.

[Rambone]

Was she ever on the Jerry Springer Show doing cartwheels without underwear and showing off her warm, pink holes?  Just asking for a friend (Taffy)

[Taffin]

Was she ever on the Jerry Springer Show doing cartwheels without underwear and showing off her warm, pink holes?  Just asking for a friend (Taffy)

Parsh.

Also - RIP Jerry 

Also -

[tacobender]

Does she have mudflaps?

[kreator]

Bet her body count is well over 100. Most of the women i know that were hoes in their younger years are childless and single in their 40s now. What a ''coincidence''.

[The Scott]

Bet her body count is well over 100. Most of the women i know that were hoes in their younger years are childless and single in their 40s now. What a ''coincidence''.

Agreed.  This woman needs to find someone to love (other than herself!) that will in turn actually love and care for her.  She should watch "Key Largo".  She's going to wind up like Claire Trevor's character, "Gaye Dawn", i.e., a washed up alcoholic in need of a retread on her vagina and life.  Hey Monica, watch the film and learn something from when movies meant more than being "woke". 

[Humble Narcissist]

Does she have mudflaps?

Almost certainly.

[Taffin]

Does she have mudflaps?

Almost certainly.

Parsh.

[The General]

R.I.P.  Jerry 

[The General]

Parsh.

 

[Rambone]

 

Double parsh.

[Phantom Spunker]

classy sassy & sexy 

I must admit, this photo has been giving me a parsh for the past week. It's caused this recurring fantasy where I'm staying over at Monica's house, and I come home drunk. She's insisting that I shower before bed and she's going to supervise proceedings. She knows she's a horny old pig, I know she's a horny old pig, but she's doing the whole 'oh, please, I've seen it all before' wholesome grandmother act in order to get a good look at my knob.

[Rambone]

I must admit, this photo has been giving me a parsh for the past week. It's caused this recurring fantasy where I'm staying over at Monica's house, and I come home drunk. She's insisting that I shower before bed and she's going to supervise proceedings. She knows she's a horny old pig, I know she's a horny old pig, but she's doing the whole 'oh, please, I've seen it all before' wholesome grandmother act in order to get a good look at my knob.

 

[Taffin]

I must admit, this photo has been giving me a parsh for the past week. It's caused this recurring fantasy where I'm staying over at Monica's house, and I come home drunk. She's insisting that I shower before bed and she's going to supervise proceedings. She knows she's a horny old pig, I know she's a horny old pig, but she's doing the whole 'oh, please, I've seen it all before' wholesome grandmother act in order to get a good look at my knob.

... and I'm pretending to be a bit shy so I'm kind of facing away from her and twisting round to reach the back of my legs and she says "let me help" and starts to wash my back and her touch is electric and her hands circle wider and wider and we both know what's going to happen and my balls start to fizz and her hands are now rubbing my sides and I've gone to half mast and she's rubbing my abs and going slightly lower each time and now my d1ck is straining upwards to meet her hands and suddenly we both catch our breath as her soapy hands touch it and for a second she stops and then... and then....



Er... sorry - got a bit carried away there

[oldschoolfan]

I would love to take a shit in this old whores mouth and take pics and post them on here for my getbig bros to see

[Phantom Spunker]

... and I'm pretending to be a bit shy so I'm kind of facing away from her and twisting round to reach the back of my legs and she says "let me help" and starts to wash my back and her touch is electric and her hands circle wider and wider and we both know what's going to happen and my balls start to fizz and her hands are now rubbing my sides and I've gone to half mast and she's rubbing my abs and going slightly lower each time and now my d1ck is straining upwards to meet her hands and suddenly we both catch our breath as her soapy hands touch it and for a second she stops and then... and then....



Er... sorry - got a bit carried away there

Monica's fanny will be like the Niagara Falls when she reads this. 

[Taffin]

Monica's fanny will be like the Niagara Falls when she reads this.

 

And I don't give a fuck about her neck skin, it'd be pulled back tight when I grabbed her hair and rode her like Red Rum!

[ThisisOverload]

Count me in.

As long as i get her twisted balloon knot first.

[Taffin]

Count me in.

As long as i get her twisted balloon knot first.

You can, as long as I get to moisten it with my tongue first - deal..?

[The General]

You can, as long as I get to moisten it with my tongue first - deal..?

hey what happened next did you check her holes  ....

[joswift]

hey what happened next did you check her holes  ....

Yes, they were both the same size.

[tacobender]

You can, as long as I get to moisten it with my tongue first - deal..?

your not gonna do nothing but lick the chocolate trails off his dick

[Skeletor]

Yes, they were both the same size.

Hahahahaha!

[Taffin]

your not gonna do nothing but lick the chocolate trails off his dick

Not true

I'd also be jacking off while I did that - so that's 2 things