Author Topic: New Road House movie (Read 3589 times)

King Shizzo · « **Reply #75 on:** March 25, 2024, 10:47:24 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on March 25, 2024, 10:43:21 AM

This post is like a dj181 bat signal

obsidian · « **Reply #76 on:** March 25, 2024, 10:48:29 AM »

Quote from: BB on March 25, 2024, 05:21:32 AM

DNF. Shit tier remake. Diversity for the sake of diversity, none of the characters are sympathetic or even slightly likeable. The original Roadhouse wasn't high culture, but the writing and storyline are worlds better. Connor McGregor was a garbage villain, just meant to hook UFC dollars and cross promotion. They could've wheeled out a geriatric Tong Po, Bolo Yeung, Matthias Hues, etc.... from any B grade action film of the 80's or 90's would've been more enjoyable than him and the other nothing that play the bad guys.

Also, omitting the whole Sam Elliot style character?

Garbage film.

Yes, the original can't be beat. Every character in Swayze's version was entertaining. Literally everyone. Remember the sleazy salesman that spots Dalton in the car lot looking for a car? His grin was hilarious.

Jake was the best in the remake. My wife thinks Connor was funny. Now she walks around like the Leprechaun in our house, lats spread - lmao! Connor was irritating at times for me personally, but at least he was good in his fight scenes. Moe was kind of funny.

obsidian · « **Reply #77 on:** March 25, 2024, 10:50:07 AM »

Quote from: Rambone on March 25, 2024, 10:19:55 AM

Sam Elliott oozed TOXIC MASCULINITY!!!!

Remember Sam's bush that he flashed at Kelly Lynch in the diner. Rob would be envious!

obsidian · « **Reply #78 on:** March 25, 2024, 10:51:43 AM »

Quote from: robcguns on March 25, 2024, 10:24:12 AM

Crazy she was only 19 in roadhouse.

Damn. She looked older to me - in a good way.

Bevo · « **Reply #79 on:** March 25, 2024, 10:56:34 AM »

Ronda Rousey was supposed to be in this one

Now I am not watching

King Shizzo · « **Reply #80 on:** March 25, 2024, 10:59:36 AM »

Quote from: Bevo on March 25, 2024, 10:56:34 AM

Ronda Rousey was supposed to be in this one

Now I am not watching

Thank the Lord that she wasnt....that would have been like the all-female version of Ghostbusters.

Rambone · « **Reply #81 on:** March 25, 2024, 11:15:57 AM »

Quote from: robcguns on March 25, 2024, 10:35:02 AM

Guy was awesome. Still is.

Yeah I couldn’t believe it either.

He sure is. He was all about pistol whippin’ law and order in Tombstone

Fortress · « **Reply #82 on:** March 25, 2024, 12:37:05 PM »

Quote from: King Shizzo on March 25, 2024, 10:47:24 AM

Fortress is a diehard Winger fan.

Kip.

Reb.

Rod.

What’s not to like?!

michael arvilla · « **Reply #83 on:** March 25, 2024, 07:47:44 PM »

Just watched it ….. better than I thought but……like the fast and furious movies it’s more of like a cartoon, where the first one was way more believable and a classic! ….people flying off boats and onto buildings and not dying lol ….Connors coked out little dwarf routine got old fast! …. .. entertaining but should have left the original alone!

falco · « **Reply #84 on:** March 26, 2024, 02:47:28 AM »

What's up with Conor always walking with his legs wide appart. Did he shave his balls before filming?

joswift · « **Reply #85 on:** March 26, 2024, 03:49:55 AM »

Quote from: falco on March 26, 2024, 02:47:28 AM

What's up with Conor always walking with his legs wide appart. Did he shave his balls before filming?

channelling Brokeback Mountain

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #86 on:** March 27, 2024, 01:38:07 PM »

What a solid piece of shit movie. The acting was horrendous. The Oompa Loompa bad guy was a fucking joke. Apparently he was a vampire because he couldn’t feel pain and only died with a wooden stake. The entire storyline was horrible. Why did they make this shit?

obsidian · « **Reply #87 on:** March 27, 2024, 01:39:41 PM »

Quote from: falco on March 26, 2024, 02:47:28 AM

What's up with Conor always walking with his legs wide appart. Did he shave his balls before filming?

He's a Leprechaun.

Rambone · « **Reply #88 on:** March 27, 2024, 01:46:24 PM »

Quote from: falco on March 26, 2024, 02:47:28 AM

What's up with Conor always walking with his legs wide appart. Did he shave his balls before filming?

Hahaha

Krankenstein · « **Reply #89 on:** March 27, 2024, 02:54:30 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 27, 2024, 01:38:07 PM

What a solid piece of shit movie. The acting was horrendous. The Oompa Loompa bad guy was a fucking joke. Apparently he was a vampire because he couldn’t feel pain and only died with a wooden stake. The entire storyline was horrible. Why did they make this shit?

After credits....he walks out of a hospital after beating everyone up. No vampire....just a terminator.

njflex · « **Reply #90 on:** March 27, 2024, 02:57:33 PM »

Quote from: falco on March 26, 2024, 02:47:28 AM

What's up with Conor always walking with his legs wide appart. Did he shave his balls before filming?

legit cracked up at this comment

JustPlaneJane · « **Reply #91 on:** March 27, 2024, 03:15:03 PM »

Quote from: joswift on March 24, 2024, 03:45:32 PM

Patrick Swayze was a trained ballet dancer before he got into acting, his mom taught him.

Sure he is wearing a dress, but he is still more massive than the two penis chasing twinks dj181 and Hulkatron.

GymnJuice · « **Reply #92 on:** March 27, 2024, 06:56:17 PM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on March 27, 2024, 02:54:30 PM

After credits....he walks out of a hospital after beating everyone up. No vampire....just a terminator.

The original starring ESFitness was way cooler.

IroNat · « **Reply #93 on:** March 28, 2024, 04:11:56 AM »

Started watching it yesterday.

Had to take a break right when McGregor comes into the picture.

Oh, he's a bad boy.

Taffin · « **Reply #94 on:** March 28, 2024, 05:03:59 AM »

Quote from: IroNat on March 28, 2024, 04:11:56 AM

Started watching it yesterday.

Had to take a break right when McGregor comes into the picture.

Oh, he's a bad boy.

Yes, it really takes effort to look past the lat and leg spreading, the neck rotations, eye-rolling, gurning grinning, etc etc - and just how big is his fucken head from behind!?!?

I'd still push through though - I viscerally enjoyed the 'vampire' bit at the end - rewatched it a few satisfying times - but I missed the after credits scene damnit!!

IroNat · « **Reply #95 on:** March 28, 2024, 07:20:59 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on March 28, 2024, 05:03:59 AM

Yes, it really takes effort to look past the lat and leg spreading, the neck rotations, eye-rolling, gurning grinning, etc etc - and just how big is his fucken head from behind!?!?

I'd still push through though - I viscerally enjoyed the 'vampire' bit at the end - rewatched it a few satisfying times - but I missed the after credits scene damnit!!

Will follow through to the end.

I hope the good guy wins.

irishdave · « **Reply #96 on:** March 28, 2024, 07:43:19 AM »

Quote from: falco on March 26, 2024, 02:47:28 AM

What's up with Conor always walking with his legs wide appart. Did he shave his balls before filming?

Display of dominance. Bears do it after winning a fight. Look at me big balls I’ve to walk sideways almost

Taffin · « **Reply #97 on:** March 28, 2024, 09:21:54 AM »

Quote from: IroNat on March 28, 2024, 07:20:59 AM

Will follow through to the end.

I hope the good guy wins.

IroNat funny

IroNat · « **Reply #98 on:** March 28, 2024, 09:26:59 AM »

Ok, finished it.

It was pretty good.

I don't think it will have the lasting impact that the original had though.

falco · « **Reply #99 on:** April 01, 2024, 04:21:19 AM »

Quote from: irishdave on March 28, 2024, 07:43:19 AM

Display of dominance. Bears do it after winning a fight. Look at me big balls I’ve to walk sideways almost

Do you have bears in Ireland?