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Title: The pussification of coffee
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 23, 2012, 09:52:43 AM
Everywhere you go these days to get a coffee for the road they give it to you with a child sippy lid

(http://blog.brng.it/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/SippyLid.jpg)

I feel like a baby trying to suck milk out of a titty trying to get my caffeine kick. 

Case in point on how coffee has taken the turn to gaydom

(http://www.mynameiskate.ca/images/gay_couple1.jpg)

I miss the good old days, time to get the alpha back into coffee

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/dam/assets/121022070632-drinking-coffee-monster.jpg)


Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: TrueGrit on October 23, 2012, 09:55:00 AM
 Dude, I love those lids. I get angry if they don't have them. I also like a sleeve for the cup as well.  ;D
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 23, 2012, 09:57:42 AM
Dude, I love those lids. I get angry if they don't have them. I also like a sleeve for the cup as well.  ;D

Do you also get whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on top?
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: TrueGrit on October 23, 2012, 09:59:31 AM
Do you also get whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on top?

Nope, I draw the line at that shit. I don't even like the hot milk - just a dash of cold.
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: RustyTrenbolona on October 23, 2012, 10:00:29 AM
coff is for guys anyway. men drink scalding toilet water with bags soaked in tea.
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on October 23, 2012, 10:02:10 AM
Starbucks and Apple...............talk about catering to a fucking person's emotional cruch..........wow! Pure capitalistic genius!  Human beings in general are easily manipulated. 
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Nails on October 23, 2012, 10:07:37 AM
LOL , give me the lid, fuck 3rd degree burns



Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: beverast on October 23, 2012, 10:08:41 AM
I love how people say they "love coffee" when they really mean: I love a hint of something that might've been coffee at some point but now is a frozen decaf frappucchino soy latte with a metric ton of cream and syrup.
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Nails on October 23, 2012, 10:10:36 AM
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Roger Bacon on October 23, 2012, 10:12:37 AM
Everywhere you go these days to get a coffee for the road they give it to you with a child sippy lid

(http://blog.brng.it/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/SippyLid.jpg)

I feel like a baby trying to suck milk out of a titty trying to get my caffeine kick. 

Case in point on how coffee has taken the turn to gaydom

(http://www.mynameiskate.ca/images/gay_couple1.jpg)

I miss the good old days, time to get the alpha back into coffee

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/dam/assets/121022070632-drinking-coffee-monster.jpg)

Good post!!!


I throw those son of a bitches out the window, while driving with one hand. 


I drink black coffee, not because I'm dieting but because it's the right thing to do.
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: polychronopolous on October 23, 2012, 10:15:16 AM
Real men drink it out of a 12 ounce styrofoam cup in one hand with 200 degree liquid splashing all over themselves driving down the road.
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Nails on October 23, 2012, 10:19:30 AM
I bet the BLUE DENIM DEMON  Robert Sylvester  drank his coffee black



(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01216/man-gun_1216636i.jpg)

(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/RobertSylvester2AP_450x350.jpg)

Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: TrueGrit on October 23, 2012, 10:19:34 AM
Real men drink it out of a 12 ounce styrofoam cup in one hand with 200 degree liquid splashing all over themselves driving down the road.

Spot-fucking- on. They also rip the filters off their Marlboro reds and only use condoms as emergency water carriers.
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: RustyTrenbolona on October 23, 2012, 10:20:23 AM
like my coffe like my women hot and black.
wait, no i dont
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: TrueGrit on October 23, 2012, 10:21:29 AM
like my coffe like my women hot and black.
wait, no i dont

lol
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Roger Bacon on October 23, 2012, 10:23:06 AM
Real men drink it out of a 12 ounce styrofoam cup in one hand with 200 degree liquid splashing all over themselves driving down the road.

haha!!!

I went to work for my uncle (who really does work construction like Doyle) for a week while he was short a couple guys.


Between getting scalded with hot coffee (seriously) and breathing cigarette smoke (chain smoker) with both truck windows up I'm surprised I survived.
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Wiggs on October 23, 2012, 10:23:54 AM
I bet the BLUE DENIM DEMON  Robert Sylvester  drank his coffee black



(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01216/man-gun_1216636i.jpg)

(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/RobertSylvester2AP_450x350.jpg)



This was one hardcore m o t h e r f u c k e r!!! RIP!
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Option D on October 23, 2012, 10:25:45 AM
I bet the BLUE DENIM DEMON  Robert Sylvester  drank his coffee black



(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01216/man-gun_1216636i.jpg)

(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/RobertSylvester2AP_450x350.jpg)



im sure of it
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: POB on October 23, 2012, 10:36:45 AM
Everywhere you go these days to get a coffee for the road they give it to you with a child sippy lid

(http://blog.brng.it/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/SippyLid.jpg)

I feel like a baby trying to suck milk out of a titty trying to get my caffeine kick. 

Case in point on how coffee has taken the turn to gaydom

(http://www.mynameiskate.ca/images/gay_couple1.jpg)

I miss the good old days, time to get the alpha back into coffee

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/dam/assets/121022070632-drinking-coffee-monster.jpg)




I think it's great and am willing to bet less people show up at work now with coffee spilled on their shirt
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Psychopath on October 23, 2012, 10:38:41 AM
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Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: polychronopolous on October 23, 2012, 10:39:15 AM
haha!!!

I went to work for my uncle (who really does work construction like Doyle) for a week while he was short a couple guys.


Between getting scalded with hot coffee (seriously) and breathing cigarette smoke (chain smoker) with both truck windows up I'm surprised I survived.


Hahaha I worked for a commercial plumbing outfit during the summer when I was 17 and the foreman who drove me to work did the EXACT same thing...hour drive every damn day!  :)

Ironically enough there was also a guy on our on our crew who ripped off the filters on his Marlboro Reds just like TrueGrit said . 8)
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Roger Bacon on October 23, 2012, 10:54:49 AM

Hahaha I worked for a commercial plumbing outfit during the summer when I was 17 and the foreman who drove me to work did the EXACT same thing...hour drive every damn day!  :)

Ironically enough there was also a guy on our on our crew who ripped off the filters on his Marlboro Reds just like TrueGrit said . 8)

haha that's awesome, they all do that shit I guess!

memories  ;D
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 23, 2012, 11:03:35 AM
Starbucks and Apple...............talk about catering to a fucking person's emotional cruch..........wow! Pure capitalistic genius!  Human beings in general are easily manipulated. 

Goes to show that if you're over the age of 40 and not making a living running some kind of business as your own, you're not paying attention.
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: MB on October 23, 2012, 11:05:37 AM
I'd be happy if Starbuck's would just get my coffee and quit trying to sell me a breakfast.  
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: _bruce_ on October 23, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
I bet the BLUE DENIM DEMON  Robert Sylvester  drank his coffee black



(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01216/man-gun_1216636i.jpg)

(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/RobertSylvester2AP_450x350.jpg)





;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: viking1 on October 23, 2012, 11:57:42 AM
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Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: _bruce_ on October 23, 2012, 12:10:43 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Nails on October 23, 2012, 12:12:08 PM

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Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: freespirit on October 23, 2012, 12:12:55 PM
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This is how I like it.
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Wiggs on October 23, 2012, 12:13:27 PM
Classic
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Nails on October 23, 2012, 12:14:32 PM
how a man drinks his coffee



(http://www.pepper.ph/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Jameson-Irish-Whiskey-Coffee-1-upload.jpg)
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Schnauzer on October 23, 2012, 12:29:18 PM
I like my coffee like I like my women: ground up and freeze-dried.
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: SilverSpoon on October 23, 2012, 12:36:28 PM
While in college and law school, I used to go to a diner to have very good inexpensive food and I always drank coffee.

This was in the days when diners allowed people to smoke on one side of the counter, and 5 feet away was the non-smoking section, divided by nothing but space.

Anyhow, I always went at the same time and sat at the same counter, and had the same waitress 3 days a week.  She was a Nel Carter lookalike, and she would always greet me in some amusing way:  "Hey handsome", "It's too late for breakfast, but I could have you for breakfast, honey"  "I could sop you up with a biscuit".

Well, every time I would ask for coffee, she would say:  "Cream?", and I would respond with "No, black".

This went on for the better part of two years, but one night I was feeling ornery, so I responded with "Strong, black and bitter, just like my women" 

She nearly dropped the pot of hot coffee she was laughing so hard.  So everytime I went into this diner, she would cause a ruckus and pour my coffee while saying very loudly "Strong black and bitter, just like your women!!!!"
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Fallsview on October 23, 2012, 01:05:18 PM
When I saw the word Pussy in the thread I thought this was about Big "SIP"...pathetic loser of being scammed at Pro Muscle and throwing a fagity, frenzy fit, then being banned.  Sorry.
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 23, 2012, 01:09:02 PM
I like a good strong roast.  I had to scream once at a starbucks when they asked if I wanted to sample the blonde roast.  Fuck that noise.  Give me dark roast.
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: TrapsMcLats on October 23, 2012, 01:11:49 PM
I like a good strong roast.  I had to scream once at a starbucks when they asked if I wanted to sample the blonde roast.  Fuck that noise.  Give me dark roast.

blonde roast has more caffeine...just fyi
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
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Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Gregzs on December 08, 2012, 08:41:19 PM
 :o

They pull it out of an elephant's...

http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/news-odd/20121207/AS.Thailand.Elephant.Coffee/


GOLDEN TRIANGLE, Thailand — In the lush hills of northern Thailand, a herd of 20 elephants is excreting some of the world's most expensive coffee.
 
Trumpeted as earthy in flavor and smooth on the palate, the exotic new brew is made from beans eaten by Thai elephants and plucked a day later from their dung. A gut reaction inside the elephant creates what its founder calls the coffee's unique taste.

 
Stomach turning or oddly alluring, this is not just one of the world's most unusual specialty coffees. At $1,100 per kilogram ($500 per pound), it's also among the world's priciest.
 
For now, only the wealthy or well-traveled have access to the cuppa, which is called Black Ivory Coffee. It was launched last month at a few luxury hotels in remote corners of the world — first in northern Thailand, then the Maldives and now Abu Dhabi — with the price tag of about $50 a serving.

 
The Associated Press traveled to the coffee's production site in the Golden Triangle, an area historically known for producing drugs more potent than coffee, to see the jumbo baristas at work. And to sip the finished product from a dainty demitasse.

 
In the misty mountains where Thailand meets Laos and Myanmar, the coffee's creator cites biology and scientific research to answer the basic question: Why elephants?
 
"When an elephant eats coffee, its stomach acid breaks down the protein found in coffee, which is a key factor in bitterness," said Blake Dinkin, who has spent $300,000 developing the coffee. "You end up with a cup that's very smooth without the bitterness of regular coffee."

 
The result is similar in civet coffee, or kopi luwak, another exorbitantly expensive variety extracted from the excrement of the weasel-like civet. But the elephants' massive stomach provides a bonus.
 
Think of the elephant as the animal kingdom's equivalent of a slow cooker. It takes between 15-30 hours to digest the beans, which stew together with bananas, sugar cane and other ingredients in the elephant's vegetarian diet to infuse unique earthy and fruity flavors, said the 42-year-old Canadian, who has a background in civet coffee.

 
"My theory is that a natural fermentation process takes place in the elephant's gut," said Dinkin. "That fermentation imparts flavors you wouldn't get from other coffees."
 
At the jungle retreat that is home to the herd, conservationists were initially skeptical about the idea.

 
"My initial thought was about caffeine — won't the elephants get wired on it or addicted to coffee?" said John Roberts, director of elephants at the Golden Triangle Asian Elephant Foundation, a refuge for rescued elephants. It now earns 8 percent of the coffee's total sales, which go toward the herd's health care. "As far as we can tell there is definitely no harm to the elephants."

 
Before presenting his proposal to the foundation, Dinkin said he worked with a Canadian-based veterinarian that ran blood tests on zoo elephants showing they don't absorb any caffeine from eating raw coffee cherries.
 
"I thought it was well worth a try because we're looking for anything that can help elephants to make a living," said Roberts, who estimates the cost of keeping each elephant is about $1,000 a month.

 
As for the coffee's inflated price, Dinkin half-joked that elephants are highly inefficient workers. It takes 33 kilograms (72 pounds) of raw coffee cherries to produce 1 kilogram of (2 pounds) Black Ivory coffee. The majority of beans get chewed up, broken or lost in tall grass after being excreted.

 
And, his artisanal process is labor-intensive. He uses pure Arabica beans hand-picked by hill-tribe women from a small mountain estate. Once the elephants do their business, the wives of elephant mahouts collect the dung, break it open and pick out the coffee. After a thorough washing, the coffee cherries are processed to extract the beans, which are then brought to a gourmet roaster in Bangkok.

 
Inevitably, the elephant coffee has become the butt of jokes. Dinkin shared his favorites: Crap-accino. Good to the last dropping. Elephant poop coffee.
 
As far away as Hollywood, even Jay Leno has taken cracks.

 
"Here's my question," Leno quipped recently. "Who is the first person that saw a bunch of coffee beans and a pile of elephant dung and said, `You know, if I ground those up and drank it, I'll bet that would be delicious.'"
 
Jokes aside, people are drinking it. Black Ivory's maiden batch of 70 kilograms (150 pounds) has sold out. Dinkin hopes to crank out six times that amount in 2013, catering to customers he sees as relatively affluent, open-minded and adventurous with a desire to tell a good story.

 
For now, the only places to get it are a few Anantara luxury resorts, including one at the Golden Triangle beside the elephant foundation.
 
At sunset one recent evening in the hotel's hilltop bar, an American couple sampled the brew. They said it surpassed their expectations.

 
"I thought it would be repulsive," said Ryan Nelson, 31, of Tampa, Florida. "But I loved it. It was something different. There's definitely something wild about it that I can't put a name on."
 
His wife Asleigh, a biologist and coffee lover, called it a "fantastic product for an eco-conscious consumer," since the coffee helps fund elephant conservation.
 
But how does it taste?

 
"Very interesting," she said, choosing her words carefully. "Very novel."

 
"I don't think I could afford it every day on my zookeeper's salary," she said. "But I'm certainly enjoying it sitting here overlooking the elephants, on vacation."
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Parker on December 08, 2012, 08:45:11 PM
Starbucks
Starbucks' Curry Salad with couscous is the SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 08, 2012, 08:56:13 PM
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 08, 2012, 09:00:40 PM
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: pedro01 on December 08, 2012, 09:33:45 PM
In my opinion, hot black tea is best.

Towel on the bed.
Lie down on the towel.
Missy takes a sip of hot tea and keeps it in her mouth.
Then she takes your dick in her mouth.
Refill mouth when tea cools.

Beats the shut out of Starbucks.
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: epic_alien on December 08, 2012, 09:45:51 PM
Starbucks and Apple...............talk about catering to a fucking person's emotional cruch..........wow! Pure capitalistic genius!  Human beings in general are easily manipulated. 

i dont drink coffee, but apple is a better computer pure and simple, never in 6 years has it ever gotten a  virus or not worked for me, can you say a windows will do that?
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 08, 2012, 09:47:07 PM
i dont drink coffee, but apple is a better computer pure and simple, never in 6 years has it ever gotten a  virus or not worked for me, can you say a windows will do that?

Yeah, and the 1998 Geo Metro is an extremely fuel efficient and reliable car.
Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: JBGRAY on December 08, 2012, 09:59:50 PM
Whatever da fuck happened to this shit?  Hardcore, straight outta the can.

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Now, we have this shit.

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Title: Re: The pussification of coffee
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 08, 2012, 10:21:16 PM



;D ;D ;D
Damn straight, he didnt fuck with chick coffee all the flavors and shit.