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Sharapova eliminated at the Open
« on: September 02, 2011, 12:55:56 PM »
Time to start HRT.  Needs more test.

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edit: trailing 4-1, she battled back to tie it 4-4, but ended up dropping the final set 6-4, starting off the final game with 2 double faults

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Re: Sharapova eliminated at the Open
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2011, 01:24:57 PM »
Ah...women's tennis...years ago, I got kicked out of a chat room because someone was talking about Venus Williams' epic ass, and someone else said she had a hundred foot penis.  I responded, "Damn, that's 99 feet longer than mine."  And they kicked ME out.   :-\
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Re: Sharapova eliminated at the Open
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2011, 01:27:28 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on September 02, 2011, 01:24:57 PM
Ah...women's tennis...years ago, I got kicked out of a chat room because someone was talking about Venus Williams' epic ass, and someone else said she had a hundred foot penis.  I responded, "Damn, that's 99 feet longer than mine."  And they kicked ME out.   :-\

I worked in a floor covering store at one time and the rest of the staff, except the owner, were women.  One of the girls had a habit of asking me about measurements of things.....she held up a piece of cut tile that was probably 6 inches long and ask how long I thought it was.....my response "Looks at least a foot to me...."  8)
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Re: Sharapova eliminated at the Open
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2011, 01:35:04 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on September 02, 2011, 01:27:28 PM
I worked in a floor covering store at one time and the rest of the staff, except the owner, were women.  One of the girls had a habit of asking me about measurements of things.....she held up a piece of cut tile that was probably 6 inches long and ask how long I thought it was.....my response "Looks at least a foot to me...."  8)
Women for some odd reason, don't have a clear grasp of length (measurements in general)...
Over estimate, under estimate...
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Re: Sharapova eliminated at the Open
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2011, 01:36:44 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on September 02, 2011, 01:35:04 PM
Women for some odd reason, don't have a clear grasp of length (measurements in general)...
Over estimate, under estimate...

THANK GOODNESS !!!!!!  ;D
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Re: Sharapova eliminated at the Open
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2011, 01:38:06 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on September 02, 2011, 01:35:04 PM
Women for some odd reason, don't have a clear grasp of length (measurements in general)...
Over estimate, under estimate...

To be fair, that is because they are constantly told objects are 6-8 inches long when it is not the case.
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Re: Sharapova eliminated at the Open
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2011, 01:38:39 PM »

Good point...and I'm damn thankful for that fact!  ;D
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Re: Sharapova eliminated at the Open
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2011, 01:39:54 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on September 02, 2011, 01:35:04 PM
Women for some odd reason, don't have a clear grasp of length (measurements in general)...
Over estimate, under estimate...

Adam Corolla has a great bit about this, you ever hear it. I will post it later to lazy now.
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Re: Sharapova eliminated at the Open
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2011, 02:30:26 PM »
Sharapova  :P
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Re: Sharapova eliminated at the Open
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2011, 02:31:10 PM »
I'd still hump her unconscious.
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Re: Sharapova eliminated at the Open
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2011, 02:34:38 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on September 02, 2011, 02:31:10 PM
I'd still hump her unconscious.
Even after a full match in the hot sun i'd hit it.
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Re: Sharapova eliminated at the Open
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2011, 02:35:27 PM »
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