Author Topic: "Millionaire Matchmaker" (Read 4238 times)

Butterbean · « **on:** April 17, 2009, 12:09:56 PM »

There was a show on TV last night where a lady tries to help rich guys "find love."

So this one guy takes this girl on a date and they are hitting golf balls and he's like, oh, just sec, I gotta pee! And he goes behind bushes that are as tall as his waist and does his business while talking to her.

Later they go jet skiing and he purposely splashes her and gets her hair all wet.

She thought he was disgusting and hung up on him when he called for a 2nd date.

Seems like for a first date he acted kind of queer. Would you go out w/him again?

Migs?

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #1 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:17:25 PM »

i hate that show....HATE it....

woman's 45something and not married...proof is in the pudding....hey the cliche fits

<my girl for some reason love it>

Migs · « **Reply #2 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:18:40 PM »

well considering I don't date men, no

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #3 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:20:40 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 17, 2009, 12:18:40 PM

well considering I don't date men

...phew.....

<i had 2>

Migs · « **Reply #4 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:22:37 PM »

i figured as much. But at least i didn't linger in androgenous land where people couldn't tell if i were a man or woman lol

powerpack · « **Reply #5 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:24:21 PM »

Nah I also would not date him

Was she worth while

Migs · « **Reply #6 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:26:07 PM »

hey at least he was being himself. Better to find out early than too late

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #7 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:28:42 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 17, 2009, 12:22:37 PM

i figured as much. But at least i didn't linger in androgenous land where people couldn't tell if i were a man or woman lol

lol...here ya go....the infamous

"the shirt pic"

powerpack · « **Reply #8 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:29:41 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 17, 2009, 12:26:07 PM

hey at least he was being himself. Better to find out early than too late

True dat.

Migs · « **Reply #9 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:35:00 PM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on April 17, 2009, 12:28:42 PM

lol...here ya go....the infamous

"the shirt pic"

i think my leg out weighs you, lol.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #10 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:37:17 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 17, 2009, 12:35:00 PM

i think my leg out weighs you, lol.

that ws around 170....i'm fatter now...i swear

Migs · « **Reply #11 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:39:03 PM »

how tall are you?

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #12 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:40:24 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 17, 2009, 12:39:03 PM

how tall are you?

5 10

Migs · « **Reply #13 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:43:00 PM »

oh ok, i was hoping you werent 6 foot plus. I hate tall people. I'm 5'6 so that includes about 98% of the population on my sh*t list.

You up to a whopping 190 now? lol. I am 206. I'm a big boy

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #14 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:46:04 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 17, 2009, 12:43:00 PM

oh ok, i was hoping you werent 6 foot plus. I hate tall people. I'm 5'6 so that includes about 98% of the population on my sh*t list.

You up to a whopping 190 now? lol. I am 206. I'm a big boy

used to be 215ish lean back in my Halotestin/Enanthate/hemogenin days!

the halo i reserved for beach use only!

..besides i used to get it for free....hell i used to give it away for free

Migs · « **Reply #15 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:50:22 PM »

once i get some cash reserves i might tunr into a gear junkie

Original Sin · « **Reply #16 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:03:53 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 17, 2009, 12:43:00 PM

oh ok, i was hoping you werent 6 foot plus. I hate tall people. I'm 5'6 so that includes about 98% of the population on my sh*t list.

You up to a whopping 190 now? lol. I am 206. I'm a big boy

Your just want me to beat you up don't you

Migs · « **Reply #17 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:06:54 PM »

again as long as you come over, I'll even give in and have angry sex.

why how tall are you?

Original Sin · « **Reply #18 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:08:46 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 17, 2009, 01:06:54 PM

again as long as you come over, I'll even give in and have angry sex.

why how tall are you?

In heels or on my back?

5'11'

Migs · « **Reply #19 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:11:28 PM »

holly crap, 5"11 without shoes!

on your back or on your front it's all good.

I am talking about a massage position, geez you guys have a dirty mind

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #20 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:13:06 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 17, 2009, 12:50:22 PM

once i get some cash reserves i might tunr into a gear junkie

i got the cash(i could always hit up mum for a few grand!, she never says no

)....its just that my shoulders r fucked...so it'd be a waste...

IF my girls brother gets done working on his boat i might enjoy an otteresque summer floating around the Chesapeake on a tube with a plate of food on my belly!

if you do decide..lemme know..i'll introduce u to the right folks!

Butterbean · « **Reply #21 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:14:20 PM »

Quote from: Original Sin on April 17, 2009, 01:03:53 PM

x2. 5'10" here

Quote from: powerpack on April 17, 2009, 12:24:21 PM

Nah I also would not date him
Was she worth while

Yes, his date was gorgeous w/beautiful legs...seemed like a nice woman too.

And they aren't all 45ish....there was another "bachelor" on and there were girls in their 20's to date him. He went out w/a 26 year old but then told the matchmaker later that she was too young, even though he talked about them celebrating their anniversaries in the future on their date.

I think the matchmaker thought he was gay...she asked him if he thought he was effeminate. He said, no, he thought he was very rugged.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #22 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:18:30 PM »

my 2 cents...prolly dont count...

my girls 5 9

i like em tall...

i wont even bother with a girl under 5 6.....

Migs · « **Reply #23 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:59:26 PM »

i guess since my ex was 4"11 and my evil ex was 5'3 i am biased. Nothing worng with tall women, they just HATE short guys. So i'm screwed, and not in the good way

Original Sin · « **Reply #24 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:17:40 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 17, 2009, 01:59:26 PM

i guess since my ex was 4"11 and my evil ex was 5'3 i am biased. Nothing worng with tall women, they just HATE short guys. So i'm screwed, and not in the good way

I don't hate short guys they make me happy

1) If I ever drop anything they can look up and see if it fell under the sofa or fridge
2) They are cheaper to get into movies
3) You guys look so damn cute sitting in that little booster chair at the restaurant
4) I can always drink you under the table... you have a head start
5) It is a great laugh watching you guys trying to get into my bed