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--- Quote from: Phantom Spunker on December 06, 2022, 06:59:52 AM ---I got fingered today. I was expecting the process to be so emasculating that I'd need to chop down a tree or challenge a man to a duel afterwards, but thankfully the doctor was a slender old woman who made the procedure rather painless. My prostate is fine and I likely just have an overactive bladder. Still - any man or woman who goes near a man's ass for sexual pleasure is a complete and utter freak. Disgusting. How the fuck did Stuntmovie manage to get finger-blasted by a male doctor and end up ejaculating? Something went monumentally wrong in that scenario.

As for my gay spine, there's not much that can be done at this point other than more physio. I did get a script for diazepam, though, which is awesome.

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Humble Narcissist:

--- Quote from: Phantom Spunker on December 18, 2022, 08:09:27 AM ---Couldn't even look her in the eyes afterwards.

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:D It would have been much worse if the doctor was a dude.

Phantom Spunker:
I would 100% eat a human being if they consented to it. I'd also probably eat enemies in a time of war if it wasn't frowned upon. I see no moral reason why people should not be allowed to donate their bodies to the meat industry when they die.

Phantom Spunker:

--- Quote from: Primemuscle on December 18, 2022, 02:15:19 PM ---

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Amazing. Thanks, Prime. That's so weird: when I woke up this morning I was really hoping a pensioner would link me something gay.

Phantom Spunker:
I've woken up today with a raging, murderous, but rather hazy fury at the world and the absurdity of life in general. I could attempt to pacify these unwelcome conclusions with early-morning exercise, but today I'm opting for red wine, a little codeine pill, Debussy, and my world-class scrambled eggs with poached yolk surprise. How decadent.


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