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Started dating a Swedish babe. Hair so blonde it couldn't possibly be real and deep blue eyes. A solid 9/10 even by Getbig standards. I deducted one point for a freckle on her left tit.
Fucked her the first time last Friday night and another few times the weekend. Problem is, she doesn't like giving blowies. I mean, what the hell? Every broad I've nailed since I was 16 was down there in a flash, I get a hottie in the prime of her sex life and she doesn't go down. Couldn't really ask her out right 'the fuck's up girl', but the gist of what I could get was that she doesn't think she's good at it ... and ... her last boyfriend didn't like her going down on him. I did jokingly convey that just because he was a homo doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy it. She just kinda looked away. Funny thing is that she's a very horny one and constantly pushing her ass into my crotch, even in shops, but it's just the pole smoking thing that she isn't in to.
What do I do?
PS.
Before anyone goes there .. I asked my mom, she doesn't wanna do it for me anymore :-[
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any pics james
most of your stories are lacking in the evidence department
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any pics james
most of your stories are lacking in the evidence department
How about one without a face? WOuld that shut you up?
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How about one without a face? WOuld that shut you up?
meltdown
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Had a few chicks who told me they didn`t give head...........two weeks later they were sucking my cock like a champ.
I think it`s a line some broads use on a new guy until they see if the relationship is gonna` go anywhere or last a while,then all of a sudden.................T HAR SHE BLOWS!! ;D
I would never go out with a chick for too long if no head was involved................ ..a few weeks of fucking and if no head.......see ya` !
Good luck!
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I dated this wacko bitch a dozen years ago who wouldn't spit shine the rod, either. Apparently some douche forced her to suck his weanie when she was quite young. Understandable, albeit annoying.
As it was, she turned out to be one utterly insane broad. I could fill a book with what transpired during my months with her.
A pretty girl with a very dark and shitty soul.
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pics please
but drop her anyway, wtf kind of attitude is this "im not doing this and that"
shes not openminded, it can only go downil from here.
drop her, but show the pics anyway
^THIS^ ;D
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pics please
but drop her anyway, wtf kind of attitude is this "im not doing this and that"
shes not openminded, it can only go downil from here.
drop her, but show the pics anyway
his camera is probably broken he couldnt take pics of the last supermodel he screwed cause his phone was out of charge ::)
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any pics james
most of your stories are lacking in the evidence department
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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If she don't blow....she's gotta go !!!
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So whatever I post won't be believed :-[
God I wish I cared more! :P
But really fellas, it's a problem. I'll have it out with her tomorrow.
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If she dont suck, We dont fuck
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If she don't blow....she's gotta go !!!
That's it right there. Will use that on her. She's cooking for me tomorrow. Meat balls with a tomato based sauce and something special for desert.
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So whatever I post won't be believed :-[
God I wish I cared more! :P
But really fellas, it's a problem. I'll have it out with her tomorrow.
I forgot to add in my original post that some chicks think they come off looking like a pig or a whore if they blow you right away so they save it until they are more sure.
They think you`ll think less of them..........like we would give two shits !
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No head,she`s dead! :(
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So whatever I post won't be believed :-[
God I wish I cared more! :P
But really fellas, it's a problem. I'll have it out with her tomorrow.
only cause you are clearly a lying attention whore and most likely a virgin
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give her some cocaine and she will suck your dick right out of her asshole
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give her some cocaine and she will suck your dick right out of her asshole
:o
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How about one without a face? WOuld that shut you up?
Ironic question since there will apparently be no facials.
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only cause you are clearly a lying attention whore and most likely a virgin
I see that Shakira tag really hurt ;D
Hips don't lie and all that. If only you weren't a Sweaty you might land a cut. :-X
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I see that Shakira tag really hurt ;D
Hips don't lie and all that. If only you weren't a Sweaty you might land a cut. :-X
im married bro
still no pics ::)
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Get her into watching porn with you. Focus on blow job porn. If she's still not into it, take things into your own hands and tell her with a face that beautiful, you have to let me fuck your face. Forget the blow job and just fck her face.
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she's so hot that shes never had to do it, to keep a guy.
the best girls are the ones who NEED the cawk. The ones who thirst.
no blow, no go. but give it a little time to make sure.
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I forgot to add in my original post that some chicks think they come off looking like a pig or a whore if they blow you right away so they save it until they are more sure.
They think you`ll think less of them..........like we would give two shits !
Really? I always thought they threw all their tricks on the table to reel you in quick. This is a new experience. :-\
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Had a few chicks who told me they didn`t give head...........two weeks later they were sucking my cock every black cock in my gym like a champ.
:'(
:D
(you see what I did there...)
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she's so hot that shes never had to do it, to keep a guy.
the best girls are the ones who NEED the cawk. The ones who thirst.
no blow, no go. but give it a little time to make sure.
THIS
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Get her into watching porn with you. Focus on blow job porn. If she's still not into it, take things into your own hands and tell her with a face that beautiful, you have to let me fuck your face. Forget the blow job and just fck her face.
Aha, we spoke about porn Saturday. She claims to have never watched any porn voluntarily and says that she doesn't see the point of it.
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Really? I always thought they threw all their tricks on the table to reel you in quick. This is a new experience. :-\
She doesn`t have to if she`s gorgeous looking.
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Is no blow job equal to getting non-sexually abused?
Also,why did kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop?
How many licks is James28 missing out on? ;D
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on to the next one bud. As mentioned, many really hot girls won't do it and if they do, it will be a terrible one as they think they're doing you a favor.
Whatever you do, don't eat her pussy. If you have, her upper hand is so high now, ya won't catch up.
Or just get her drunk as sleazy as that sounds, lol...
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If I swear in front of God, on my mother's life, my life and all that's holy that the pic I'll send is her, I'll send it to Wes if he promise NOT to post it. He can then decide whether she's hot or not and report back. He's an older guy with morals so I'll trust him (no homo) on his word.
It's the best I can do. You're just going to have to take my word for it. Sorry fellas, but I cannot in good faith post a pic of her while I'm talking about intricate details of her sex life. I have more class than that. When we break up, I'll post it.
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If I swear in front of God, on my mother's life, my life and all that's holy that the pic I'll send is her, I'll send it to Wes if he promise NOT to post it. He can then decide whether she's hot or not and report back. He's an older guy with morals so I'll trust him (no homo) on his word.
It's the best I can do. You're just going to have to take my word for it. Sorry fellas, but I cannot in good faith post a pic of her while I'm talking about intricate details of her sex life. I have more class than that. When we break up, I'll post it.
;D
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Started dating a Swedish babe. Hair so blonde it couldn't possibly be real and deep blue eyes. A solid 9/10 even by Getbig standards. I deducted one point for a freckle on her left tit.
Fucked her the first time last Friday night and another few times the weekend. Problem is, she doesn't like giving blowies. I mean, what the hell? Every broad I've nailed since I was 16 was down there in a flash, I get a hottie in the prime of her sex life and she doesn't go down. Couldn't really ask her out right 'the fuck's up girl', but the gist of what I could get was that she doesn't think she's good at it ... and ... her last boyfriend didn't like her going down on him. I did jokingly convey that just because he was a homo doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy it. She just kinda looked away. Funny thing is that she's a very horny one and constantly pushing her ass into my crotch, even in shops, but it's just the pole smoking thing that she isn't in to.
What do I do?
PS.
Before anyone goes there .. I asked my mom, she doesn't wanna do it for me anymore :-[
is this her?
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Push harder on the top of her head, just like a heavy set cable push downs
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is this her?
Hmm, certain features ..
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Started dating a Swedish babe. Hair so blonde it couldn't possibly be real and deep blue eyes. A solid 9/10 even by Getbig standards. I deducted one point for a freckle on her left tit.
Fucked her the first time last Friday night and another few times the weekend. Problem is, she doesn't like giving blowies. I mean, what the hell? Every broad I've nailed since I was 16 was down there in a flash, I get a hottie in the prime of her sex life and she doesn't go down. Couldn't really ask her out right 'the fuck's up girl', but the gist of what I could get was that she doesn't think she's good at it ... and ... her last boyfriend didn't like her going down on him. I did jokingly convey that just because he was a homo doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy it. She just kinda looked away. Funny thing is that she's a very horny one and constantly pushing her ass into my crotch, even in shops, but it's just the pole smoking thing that she isn't in to.
What do I do?
PS.
Before anyone goes there .. I asked my mom, she doesn't wanna do it for me anymore :-[
Key phrase. After a while she will be knawing on your junk like a dawg with a rawhide bone.
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Just pay the extra $5.00
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im sure she posts on get big so not posting her pic is a good idea
you are quite a gent james ::)
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her trick is to teach you that she will be making the rules.
drop like hot potato,thank me later.
LOL! This...
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take her to a broadway show it worked for randy on south park
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Is he doesnt blow you , invite her over again for some dinner , then Cook her some diner out of this receipt book, and when she asks to have the receipt show her the book
(http://static.lulu.com/browse/product_thumbnail.php?productId=20052760&resolution=320)
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Unacceptable.
You don't like to give head ? that's cool...you want me to super-size that for you ? isn't this place nice ? ;) 8)
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another reason to drop her immediately.
what she thinks she is, a nobel price winner intelectual?
dont want to suck cock, dont want to watch porn.ie dont want to share your interests
what does she want?you take her to fine restaurants?whatfor?so she doesnt givve you the sex you want afterwards?
::)
No no, she does actually pay her share which baffles me tremendously. I picked up two bills in a row and she was rather annoyed at me.
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She can't say no if shes dead.
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imaginary girl friends are more realistic if they dont suck cock especially since they are all super models
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Is he doesnt blow you , invite her over again for some dinner , then Cook her some diner out of this receipt book, and when she asks to have the receipt show her the book
(http://static.lulu.com/browse/product_thumbnail.php?productId=20052760&resolution=320)
W.T.F.
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imaginary girl friends are more realistic if they dont suck cock especially since they are all super models
You're kinda starting to embarrass yourself now. You had your attention and hair ruffle. What else you want bro?
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You're kinda starting to embarrass yourself now. You had your attention and hair ruffle. What else you want bro?
its the truth we both know it would be easy for you to prove me wrong stud
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its the truth we both know it would be easy for you to prove me wrong stud
Yep, so you all can start bleating that it's a random pic from the net ::)
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it dont baffle me, i know this kind.
this just reinforced my view.she into this gender equality thing, as long she makes the rules for private stuff("i have limits, respect that")and wants to pay her share aka financial independency.
sounds like a nightmare in the making.
i promise you, the no blow will be just the start.
Well she's Swedish so equality is baked into them from day one. But see, I have had Swedes, Finns and Norwegians before. The had no issues polishing the knob. It must be a more personal thing for this one.
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another of james conquests note the technical issues that stop him providing any evidence
???
Dude, I swear, on all that's holy and on all my loved ones lives, she is NUTS. I will prove that by voice recording her next time when she talks and the ensuing sounds that follow. This has to be heard to be believed. She was willing to let me do that last night but my iPhone had no battery. Wanted to boys at work to hear it as they would never believe me otherwise. She's into being submissive. Being used. Last night, and I swear this on my mother's life, was the first time ever in my 31 years alive I told a girl 'sorry love, I don't do that'. 'That' being, throat fucking her until tears and saliva run down her face .. for starters .. and then choking her until she's pretty much unresponsive .. and then spit on her face all the while. Yes, these were her words. I just couldn't do that to a woman. She was like 'awwww'. Anal is another thing I don't like giving to a woman after a few shitty experiences. 'Shove it in there James and then let me taste your cock'. So last night I done ATM for the first time as far as I remember. Her A and M before you guys here dig me out.
Now, I got a pretty decent sized schlong (no, not posting pictures you fags) and she deepthroated me with ZERO issues. She choked a few times but never removed my cock from her mouth. I don't want to lie but I'm pretty sure she puked a bit while it was in there as I did feel a strange substance on my cock at one point ... and then a gulp.
I ended up on my back with my legs in the air and she working her tongue ... south. If you know what I mean. Went I busted my nuts I'm sure I passed out for a few seconds.
And she called all that a very light 'good girl' session. I doubt I can handle this broad in the long term. Another thin she said, and showed me, is a pic on her phone of a very hot Irish girl and asked me if I would like her to to lick the Irish girl's juice off my cock. I swear this in front of God and my family.
Go ahead now, call me a liar.
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Lay her down on the bed and put your cock up to her face. Then say "I know you don't like giving blow jobs and I'm cool with that---But I have to jerk off on that pretty little face of yours". Then paint her face white.
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Lay her down on the bed and put your cock up to her face. Then say "I know you don't like giving blow jobs and I'm cool with that---But I have to jerk off on that pretty little face of yours". Then paint her face white.
:D
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Well she's Swedish so equality is baked into them from day one. But see, I have had Swedes, Finns and Norwegians before. The had no issues polishing the knob. It must be a more personal thing for this one.
Deal with it or don't. fuck that shit...that is integral in a good sex life
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But on the Real, All girls SUCK DICK, its just a matter of her wanting to suck yours!
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Is he doesnt blow you , invite her over again for some dinner , then Cook her some diner out of this receipt book, and when she asks to have the receipt show her the book
(http://static.lulu.com/browse/product_thumbnail.php?productId=20052760&resolution=320)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha!
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Deal with it or don't. fuck that shit...that is integral in a good sex life
Dealing with it tomorrow fella. I go down on her, she returns the favor or I move on. I'll try again first though.
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another of james conquests note the technical issues that stop him providing any evidence
???
Dude, I swear, on all that's holy and on all my loved ones lives, she is NUTS. I will prove that by voice recording her next time when she talks and the ensuing sounds that follow. This has to be heard to be believed. She was willing to let me do that last night but my iPhone had no battery. Wanted to boys at work to hear it as they would never believe me otherwise. She's into being submissive. Being used. Last night, and I swear this on my mother's life, was the first time ever in my 31 years alive I told a girl 'sorry love, I don't do that'. 'That' being, throat fucking her until tears and saliva run down her face .. for starters .. and then choking her until she's pretty much unresponsive .. and then spit on her face all the while. Yes, these were her words. I just couldn't do that to a woman. She was like 'awwww'. Anal is another thing I don't like giving to a woman after a few shitty experiences. 'Shove it in there James and then let me taste your cock'. So last night I done ATM for the first time as far as I remember. Her A and M before you guys here dig me out.
Now, I got a pretty decent sized schlong (no, not posting pictures you fags) and she deepthroated me with ZERO issues. She choked a few times but never removed my cock from her mouth. I don't want to lie but I'm pretty sure she puked a bit while it was in there as I did feel a strange substance on my cock at one point ... and then a gulp.
I ended up on my back with my legs in the air and she working her tongue ... south. If you know what I mean. Went I busted my nuts I'm sure I passed out for a few seconds.
And she called all that a very light 'good girl' session. I doubt I can handle this broad in the long term. Another thin she said, and showed me, is a pic on her phone of a very hot Irish girl and asked me if I would like her to to lick the Irish girl's juice off my cock. I swear this in front of God and my family.
Go ahead now, call me a liar.
if she is in SW FL, please send her on over!
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But on the Real, All girls SUCK DICK, its just a matter of her wanting to suck yours!
Whoa, so you're trying to say something about me? ???
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Clearly she isn't a keeper therefore you have no excuses for not posting a picture, if she exists that is.
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if she is in SW FL, please send her on over!
She's in Brentford, London, United Kingdom :-\
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Dealing with it tomorrow fella. I go down on her, she returns the favor or I move on. I'll try again first though.
Like i said earlier...You don't suck cock? enjoy your Big Mac sister....
she'll start sucking....LOL
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Clearly she isn't a keeper therefore you have no excuses for not posting a picture, if she exists that is.
I make no secret that I find these girls on Match. So off course there's pics.
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i know sonny told C to use the DOOR test, but i always do the blowjob test instead
Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. You go around and get back into the driver seat, unzip your pants and pull out your dick, if she doesnt suck your meat: dump her.
Calogero 'C' Anello: Just like that?
Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and and blow your load, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.
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BTW James, what happen with that fine Welsh woman from a few weeks back?
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i sort of date a girl who refuses right now actually.
worst part she says: "i only do it on boyfriends" ??? ::) >:(
pissed me off. and i am dumbfounded because how on earth does she get boyfriends without displaying skill in a basal need ??? ???
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i know sonny told C to use the DOOR test, but i always do the blowjob test instead
Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. You go around and get back into the driver seat, unzip your pants and pull out your dick, is he doesnt suck your meat: dump her.
Calogero 'C' Anello: Just like that?
Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and and blow your load, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.
ha ha...nice
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i know sonny told C to use the DOOR test, but i always do the blowjob test instead
Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. You go around and get back into the driver seat, unzip your pants and pull out your dick, is he doesnt suck your meat: dump her.
Calogero 'C' Anello: Just like that?
Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and and blow your load, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.
Am I missing something here? Note the 'He'.
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i know sonny told C to use the DOOR test, but i always do the blowjob test instead
Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. You go around and get back into the driver seat, unzip your pants and pull out your dick, is he doesnt suck your meat: dump her.
Calogero 'C' Anello: Just like that?
Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and and blow your load, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.
lol...I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes.
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BTW James, what happen with that fine Welsh woman from a few weeks back?
Ah, Liz. Yea, we're just pals now. She got a bit clingy which made me nervous. Only nailed her once and I got grossed out. She doesn't believe in using roll-on for her armpits.
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I'm sure that she is going to use the "I'm on my period and feel dirty" line to keep from having to bang you in about a week (if she even exists).
Take your dick out.....ask her "oral or anal", and show her how real men roll.
Pansy.... ;D
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lol...I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes.
It's a little off, but nice interpretation ha ha
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can i have her number? ;D
Better yet, you can have her pic now I'm done with her :D
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Rainwarning/liz.png)
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I'm sure that she is going to use the "I'm on my period and feel dirty" line to keep from having to bang you in about a week (if she even exists).
Take your dick out.....ask her "oral or anal", and show her how real men roll.
Pansy.... ;D
To please you my friend, let's pretend she doesn't exist.
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Better yet, you can have her pic now I'm done with her :D
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Rainwarning/liz.png)
oh brother! 4 pages for this twat!
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oh brother! 4 pages for this twat!
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Read again. Scroll up just a little bit.
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To please you my friend, let's pretend she doesn't exist.
I'm not your friend......and I'm not the guy making up fake shit to try to gain acceptance on a bodybuilding board.
But at least now I know who sucks dick in that fantasy relationship of yours.
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I'm not your friend......and I'm not the guy making up fake shit to try to gain acceptance on a bodybuilding board.
But at least now I know who sucks dick in that fantasy relationship of yours.
You'll be my friend if I want you to be! :-\
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epic elbow dug deep in Cutlers asshole
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/428884_10151844599180276_1117540391_n.jpg)
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Better yet, you can have her pic now I'm done with her :D
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Rainwarning/liz.png)
Getbig style, that's how we roll ;D
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nah thats the older one.new one is blond bomb.
this one isnt too bad, she will be fat in 2years orso
She was actually a bit thinner. Think she used to be a fatty as there was quite a few skin folds evident. But she definitely need to watch what she eats. Probably fat at 40.
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epic elbow dug deep in Cutlers asshole
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/428884_10151844599180276_1117540391_n.jpg)
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Rainwarning/gays.jpg)
Loving the vests
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Rainwarning/gays.jpg)
Loving the vests
I'm cool with people being gay, but public displays aren't cool. That just doesn't look right. What if little kids see them kissing? Keep that shit to yourselves.
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Better yet, you can have her pic now I'm done with her :D
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Rainwarning/liz.png)
LOL @ that being a 9! ;D
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You'll be my friend if I want you to be! :-\
Dunno, ask the 50 year olds. I can tell you in 18 years whether I feel the need to run with the young crowd again. Right now I'm only just entering 'proper' adulthood. The last 10 years has been trench-warfare trying to get my life on track. These days I'm so relaxed I could fall asleep standing up. I know who I am and who I'm not. With age came peace and acceptance, or the least, a deep understanding of self.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a gorgeous Norwegian. :D
Sure...four days ago she was "Norwegian", and now today she is Swedish.
You're full of shit - plain and simple.
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That bitch is NO where pretty enough to NOT sucking a dick... ::)
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Sure...four days ago she was "Norwegian", and now today she is Swedish.
You're full of shit - plain and simple.
If shes norwegian, I will hunt her down and mouthfuck the shit out of her! :D
What is her exact location, James?
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That bitch is NO where pretty enough to NOT sucking a dick... ::)
Oh brother, another one that doesn't read. Perhaps I shoulda stuck a big ass disclaimer on that pic. THAT IS NOT HER. or something. I scored her a 6/7 I believe?
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If shes norwegian, I will hunt her down and mouthfuck the shit out of her! :D
What is her exact location, James?
Well, the closest train station is probably Chiswick Park.
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Oh brother, another one that doesn't read. Perhaps I shoulda stuck a big ass disclaimer on that pic. THAT IS NOT HER. or something. I scored her a 6/7 I believe?
6? OR 7!? :o :o :o
Howabout a 3 or 4
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Anyway, we had a good laugh here. Need to hit the sack now. Some of us aren't billionaires and need to work :(. Keep posting here, I'll be back tomorrow.
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Oh brother, another one that doesn't read. Perhaps I shoulda stuck a big ass disclaimer on that pic. THAT IS NOT HER. or something. I scored her a 6/7 I believe?
I got kind of tired after the first page without no pics.. :-\
Post her pick then god damn it! >:(
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Before anyone goes there .. I asked my mom, she doesn't wanna do it for me anymore :-[
Whats the problem she sure loves doing it to me....
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Let's not be picky people. A single guy should have no problem with a girl like that sucking their dick.
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I make no secret that I find these girls on Match. So off course there's pics.
Then either post or shut the fuck up. You new around here?
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Started dating a Swedish babe. Hair so blonde it couldn't possibly be real and deep blue eyes. A solid 9/10 even by Getbig standards. I deducted one point for a freckle on her left tit.
Fucked her the first time last Friday night and another few times the weekend. Problem is, she doesn't like giving blowies. I mean, what the hell? Every broad I've nailed since I was 16 was down there in a flash, I get a hottie in the prime of her sex life and she doesn't go down. Couldn't really ask her out right 'the fuck's up girl', but the gist of what I could get was that she doesn't think she's good at it ... and ... her last boyfriend didn't like her going down on him. I did jokingly convey that just because he was a homo doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy it. She just kinda looked away. Funny thing is that she's a very horny one and constantly pushing her ass into my crotch, even in shops, but it's just the pole smoking thing that she isn't in to.
What do I do?
PS.
Before anyone goes there .. I asked my mom, she doesn't wanna do it for me anymore :-[
Most don't.
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the girls i had used to blow me really hard
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Rainwarning/liz.png)
Started dating a Swedish babe. Hair so blonde it couldn't possibly be real and deep blue eyes. A solid 9/10 even by Getbig standards. I deducted one point for a freckle on her left tit.
Fucked her the first time last Friday night and another few times the weekend. Problem is, she doesn't like giving blowies. I mean, what the hell? Every broad I've nailed since I was 16 was down there in a flash, I get a hottie in the prime of her sex life and she doesn't go down. Couldn't really ask her out right 'the fuck's up girl', but the gist of what I could get was that she doesn't think she's good at it ... and ... her last boyfriend didn't like her going down on him. I did jokingly convey that just because he was a homo doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy it. She just kinda looked away. Funny thing is that she's a very horny one and constantly pushing her ass into my crotch, even in shops, but it's just the pole smoking thing that she isn't in to.
What do I do?
PS.
Before anyone goes there .. I asked my mom, she doesn't wanna do it for me anymore :-[
If it's true: obviously a virgin who needs to be taught everything. Lol at the "my ex didnt like blowjobs so i dont enjoy giving head" excuse haha.
Also the girl in the pic is not a 9...it's a 5. Wasnt she suposed to be blond and have blue eyes tho?
this thread: (http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1310480585093.jpg)
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Wow... All of this for that?
Still too scared to show the current one? Why is that?
Here's one who's been in the picture for awhile... Flame away getbiggers.
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7108/7444472666_c9365839bd.jpg)
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If she's into anal, she can get a pass on the oral
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Talk about some lazy people here the pic of the brown haired chick is NOT the one he is discussing.
For what it is worth Swedish friends of mine have always told me they are not big into oral because 99% of Swedish dudes are uncircumcised.
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Only read the thread title but I guarantee this thread is filled with 20something year old virgins talking about shoving it down her throat and/or kicking her to the curb. ::)
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Only read the thread title but I guarantee this thread is filled with 20something year old virgins talking about shoving it down her throat and/or kicking her to the curb. ::)
Get rid of her if she doesnt blow you on the first date cuz shes an uptight bitch.
Get rid of her if she blows you on the first date cuz shes a whore.
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Get rid of her if she doesnt blow you on the first date cuz shes an uptight bitch.
Get rid of her if she blows you on the first date cuz shes a whore.
real tough men tips there, without a doubt.
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Only read the thread title but I guarantee this thread is filled with 20something year old virgins talking about shoving it down her throat and/or kicking her to the curb. ::)
Nah....it is a bullshitter thread about a make-believe "Swedish chick" that supposedly won't blow an eighteen year old virgin shut-in who still lives with his mom. He's going to go suck a dozen black cocks just to spite her and show her how it's done.
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Rainwarning/liz.png)
If it's true: obviously a virgin who needs to be taught everything. Lol at the "my ex didnt like blowjobs so i dont enjoy giving head" excuse haha.
Also the girl in the pic is not a 9...it's a 5. Wasnt she suposed to be blond and have blue eyes tho?
this thread: (http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1310480585093.jpg)
He's talking about another girl, read before you judge ubertard
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Fire her immediately! Go out and pick them up, "9s" are not on line...
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That can make or break it for me. Luckily, mine can't get enough.
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I got 99 problems, but a bitch aint one!
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No big deal just keep dating her and get you dick sucked by gay men, after all a mouth is a mouth.
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If she's into anal, she can get a pass on the oral
Yes!! I waded through five pages of dreck until someone spoke the truth...
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Better yet, you can have her pic now I'm done with her :D
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Rainwarning/liz.png)
Found this friend of a friend... Interesting.
(http://distilleryimage5.instagram.com/c9181c3abf4811e1af7612313813f8e8_7.jpg)
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I've never had a good blowjob, but you know what? Life goes on. Nothing wrong with doing a little come-in-my-castle with a cute serving wench.
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Also: Some chicks that really, really want your dick in them aren't always good at BJ's, something to keep in mind.
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Wow... All of this for that?
Still too scared to show the current one? Why is that?
Here's one who's been in the picture for awhile... Flame away getbiggers.
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7108/7444472666_c9365839bd.jpg)
This pic screams "I'm crazy"
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Talk about some lazy people here the pic of the brown haired chick is NOT the one he is discussing.
For what it is worth Swedish friends of mine have always told me they are not big into oral because 99% of Swedish dudes are uncircumcised.
I can confirm this. I have stated a few times on here - I fucking love Scandinavian women and as a young backpacker spent a blissful 6 weeks going from Norway to Denmark (via Sweden and Finland). I was travelling with another Aussie at the time. We both had women jump on us once their friends told them we were circumcised. It was like being given instant rockstar status. Fucking fantastic!
And James - the Swedes are (were) very sexual girls. I never met one who wasn't keen on oral. You sure she's Swedish?
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This pic screams "I'm crazy"
That's part of what's so great about her... I need my chicks with a little nutso in them.
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Then either post or shut the fuck up. You new around here?
He'll post the current girl in a couple weeks when he's "done with her"
::)
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6 pages and no real picture of her.
I call this BULLSHIT!
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Rainwarning/liz.png)
If it's true: obviously a virgin who needs to be taught everything. Lol at the "my ex didnt like blowjobs so i dont enjoy giving head" excuse haha.
Also the girl in the pic is not a 9...it's a 5. Wasnt she suposed to be blond and have blue eyes tho?
this thread: (http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1310480585093.jpg)
Oooh, Ouch. You got me. However will I recover from this vicious pwning ::) Pal. The only facepalm here is your failings. IF you could read and not regurgitate all your shit from Shrinks-We-Try-To-Be-But-Fail, you'd be able to read that SHE'S NOT the Swede I'm seeing. The Swede has blond hair and blue eyes. The girl in the clearly picture don't. If I'm going to lie, you like to think I wouldn't fuck up a basic little fact like that?
I can settle for her being a 5. Maybe even a 6-7 if you saw her in real life. But no higher.
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Found this friend of a friend... Interesting.
(http://distilleryimage5.instagram.com/c9181c3abf4811e1af7612313813f8e8_7.jpg)
Yikes, outed :P
Maybe an older cousin?
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Only read the thread title but I guarantee this thread is filled with 20something year old virgins talking about shoving it down her throat and/or kicking her to the curb. ::)
More like a pack of puppy dogs tearing at someone until he does what they want him to :D
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I can confirm this. I have stated a few times on here - I fucking love Scandinavian women and as a young backpacker spent a blissful 6 weeks going from Norway to Denmark (via Sweden and Finland). I was travelling with another Aussie at the time. We both had women jump on us once their friends told them we were circumcised. It was like being given instant rockstar status. Fucking fantastic!
And James - the Swedes are (were) very sexual girls. I never met one who wasn't keen on oral. You sure she's Swedish?
She is mate. Was out with her, her sisters and friends last Saturday for their Midsummer's celebrations. Very Swedish bunch.
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Started dating a Swedish babe. Hair so blonde it couldn't possibly be real and deep blue eyes. A solid 9/10 even by Getbig standards. I deducted one point for a freckle on her left tit.
... Problem is, she doesn't like giving blowies. I mean, what the hell? ...
What do I do?
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I have been in the same situation. Real hot babe and very horny, but flat out refused to do BJs. To bad, as she had the most sensual mouth, very similar to Denise Richards. What a waste. Anyway- it never bothered me much, as I got more sex from her than I asked for. I prefer a good fuck to a blowjob any day ;-).
But if it is important to to you- maybe she had a bad experience with a previous boyfriend? Bad hygiene? Maybe he was a "thruster" and she experienced gagging? Ask her! :-)
NN
PS. No homo, but imagine if you were a woman. Would you like to suck a cock? ;-). What about swallowing? ;-/
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I have been in the same situation. Real hot babe and very horny, but flat out refused to do BJs. To bad, as she had the most sensual mouth, very similar to Denise Richards. What a waste. Anyway- it never bothered me much, as I got more sex from her than I asked for. I prefer a good fuck to a blowjob any day ;-).
But if it is important to to you- maybe she had a bad experience with a previous boyfriend? Bad hygiene? Maybe he was a "thruster" and she experienced gagging? Ask her! :-)
NN
PS. No homo, but imagine if you were a woman. Would you like to suck a cock? ;-). What about swallowing? ;-/
If I was a woman I'd do none of that shit.
She did say something one of her ex's was big and she could never get more than the head of the dick in. Maybe he did try and thrust.
Hygiene, I always keep it squeeky clean. Even had a shower before sex.
And my I compliment you on the quality of your women. Saw tons of Scandi chickas out in London Saturday night ..., you dudes are lucky.
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I have been in the same situation. Real hot babe and very horny, but flat out refused to do BJs. To bad, as she had the most sensual mouth, very similar to Denise Richards. What a waste. Anyway- it never bothered me much, as I got more sex from her than I asked for. I prefer a good fuck to a blowjob any day ;-).
But if it is important to to you- maybe she had a bad experience with a previous boyfriend? Bad hygiene? Maybe he was a "thruster" and she experienced gagging? Ask her! :-)
NN
PS. No homo, but imagine if you were a woman. Would you like to suck a cock? ;-). What about swallowing? ;-/
Innapropriate use of Winky Face. Outed.
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haha, another one of James28's fantasy threads.
James28 = bullshit factory.
How is it fantasy? Would a random picture suddenly make it 'true'? Or would you lot start crying that it's fake?
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You have a new girlfriend every week and she always has some weird sexual quirk.
One is a freak and wants you to anally rape her. The other won't do blowjobs.
Jimmy's threads should come with a warning.
CAREFUL! DON'T STEP INTO THE BULLSHIT.
I have a new girlfriend, and I say that loosely, because I get them from Match. It's not quite hard. Why is it strange that some of these women have sexual quirks?
Also, I fully realise what I do when I post these threads, it's fun :D
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is Match like a girlfriend-spewing factory, then?
You must be quite the stud bro you have insane sex-crazed Nordic whores begging you to savage them and you just make them a cup of tea, wrap them in a warm blanket and say: "Don't worry love, it will soon pass"
hahahaha
**edit: your theads were fun I won't argue there, but it starts to get tiring after the nth time
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is Match like a girlfriend-spewing factory, then?
You must be quite the stud bro you have insane sex-crazed Nordic whores begging you to savage them and you just make them a cup of tea, wrap them in a warm blanket and say: "Don't worry love, it will soon pass"
hahahaha
No, I just don't mention my failings on there, and there's been some. I tend to go after Scandi's so naturally there's be more of them that I date. The Finn was just a freak case.
Match is nice. If you have hair, a job, and 6' height, you're miles ahead of the curve.
But then, you lot will just keep saying I'm a liar. :-\ Oh well, it is how it is :D
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"blowies?" are you serious.............? ::)
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up the pineapple dosage
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gayer than claiming dating a 9 and not posting pics of her after 6 pages ::)
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gayer than posting about an imaginary swedish no-blo, while you're getting sucked off in real life by a car hoover
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gayer than posting about an imaginary swedish no-blo, while you're getting sucked off in real life by a car hoover
;D ;D ;D
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gayer than posting about an imaginary swedish no-blo, while you're getting sucked off in real life by a car hoover
You seem angry, friend.
Share with us your troubles.
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You seem angry, friend.
Share with us your troubles.
If I were to share my troubles, it would not be on the internet with a paedophile from New Zealand lol.
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If I were to share my troubles, it would not be on the internet with a paedophile from New Zealand lol.
Now why would you say something like that mr registered in 2011 ::)
You were a long time reader were you....
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Now why would you say something like that mr registered in 2011 ::)
You were a long time reader were you....
Do you remeber a gentleman named Bigcypriate from 2005/6 who was a founding member of the Squad?
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nzcockmuncher schooled in this page.
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Do you remeber a gentleman named Bigcypriate from 2005/6 who was a founding member of the Squad?
Oh.... the guy with the lame chronicles :-\
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Here's a thought for all you guys today:
Every time you go to use the restroom today, before you use the urinal, lick both of your hands.
No? You wouldn't want to do that? Why?
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Here's a thought for all you guys today:
Every time you go to use the restroom today, before you use the urinal, lick both of your hands.
No? You wouldn't want to do that? Why?
*Before* you use the urinal? There must be something clever behind this, I just don't get it :)
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*Before* you use the urinal? There must be something clever behind this, I just don't get it :)
Think about it. Does it really make sense to wash your hands *after* you go? Did you pee all over them? No! Your hands were filthy BEFORE you went. Then you wrapped them around your *getbig sized* pee-pee :-X All you guys who think you're clean 'down there' HA! :-X
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Think about it. Does it really make sense to wash your hands *after* you go? Did you pee all over them? No! Your hands were filthy BEFORE you went. Then you wrapped them around your *getbig sized* pee-pee :-X All you guys who think you're clean 'down there' HA! :-X
So what you're saying is you don't give blowjobs either.....
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Think about it. Does it really make sense to wash your hands *after* you go? Did you pee all over them? No! Your hands were filthy BEFORE you went. Then you wrapped them around your *getbig sized* pee-pee :-X All you guys who think you're clean 'down there' HA! :-X
It's not a terribly clean area since there is no airflow down there so it can get sweaty. Which is all the more reason for washing hands after peeing.
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No? You wouldn't want to do that? Why?
I assume you never let a guy go down on you either.
You know, for the sake of hygiene.
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I remember i had a girl who was not into giving head...i bought some bannana flavoured condoms and put one on. She sucked it and after a minute i took it off and she sucked it till i shot my cream in her mouth..tried of course to lift her head but i did not let her ;D...after this when we had sex she did it no problem...moral of the story is Women are like Dogs, you can teach them tricks. Of course nowadays you can get fruit flavour Gels which might be better... ;)
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No pics = likely very ugly or is not real.
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I always rub a nice smelling fruit flavor lotion around my dick so when she goes down it smells nice.
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So, after reading the intro I whipped my cock out and after scrolling 7fukkin pages I realized there are NO pics of that broad, aside some old bitch in a pre-fat stage.. wtf is this???
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Simple.
No suckee dickey, no eatee pussy
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Here's a thought for all you guys today:
Every time you go to use the restroom today, before you use the urinal, lick both of your hands.
No? You wouldn't want to do that? Why?
Laughing at the thought of Getbiggers standing at urinals with their pants around their ankles licking their hands.... ;D
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haha, another one of James28's fantasy threads.
James28 = bullshit factory.
It would appear so.... ::)
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james 28 confirmed liar and homosexual brutally over compensating
relentlessly trying to lose his virginity virtually on the internetz
james28=fail
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nobody talked about pissing in her mouth, thats for after knowing eachother for a couple days.
Are you really that obtuse?
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Started dating a Swedish babe. Hair so blonde it couldn't possibly be real and deep blue eyes. A solid 9/10 even by Getbig standards. I deducted one point for a freckle on her left tit.
Fucked her the first time last Friday night and another few times the weekend. Problem is, she doesn't like giving blowies. I mean, what the hell? Every broad I've nailed since I was 16 was down there in a flash, I get a hottie in the prime of her sex life and she doesn't go down. Couldn't really ask her out right 'the fuck's up girl', but the gist of what I could get was that she doesn't think she's good at it ... and ... her last boyfriend didn't like her going down on him. I did jokingly convey that just because he was a homo doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy it. She just kinda looked away. Funny thing is that she's a very horny one and constantly pushing her ass into my crotch, even in shops, but it's just the pole smoking thing that she isn't in to.
What do I do?
PS.
Before anyone goes there .. I asked my mom, she doesn't wanna do it for me anymore :-[
She would become my old girfriend
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another of james conquests note the technical issues that stop him providing any evidence
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Dude, I swear, on all that's holy and on all my loved ones lives, she is NUTS. I will prove that by voice recording her next time when she talks and the ensuing sounds that follow. This has to be heard to be believed. She was willing to let me do that last night but my iPhone had no battery. Wanted to boys at work to hear it as they would never believe me otherwise. She's into being submissive. Being used. Last night, and I swear this on my mother's life, was the first time ever in my 31 years alive I told a girl 'sorry love, I don't do that'. 'That' being, throat fucking her until tears and saliva run down her face .. for starters .. and then choking her until she's pretty much unresponsive .. and then spit on her face all the while. Yes, these were her words. I just couldn't do that to a woman. She was like 'awwww'. Anal is another thing I don't like giving to a woman after a few shitty experiences. 'Shove it in there James and then let me taste your cock'. So last night I done ATM for the first time as far as I remember. Her A and M before you guys here dig me out.
Now, I got a pretty decent sized schlong (no, not posting pictures you fags) and she deepthroated me with ZERO issues. She choked a few times but never removed my cock from her mouth. I don't want to lie but I'm pretty sure she puked a bit while it was in there as I did feel a strange substance on my cock at one point ... and then a gulp.
I ended up on my back with my legs in the air and she working her tongue ... south. If you know what I mean. Went I busted my nuts I'm sure I passed out for a few seconds.
And she called all that a very light 'good girl' session. I doubt I can handle this broad in the long term. Another thin she said, and showed me, is a pic on her phone of a very hot Irish girl and asked me if I would like her to to lick the Irish girl's juice off my cock. I swear this in front of God and my family.
Go ahead now, call me a liar.
I would have troat fucked her eye balls out! WTF??? Nothing better than gagging a chick, spitting in her face and making her tap out! You need to watch more Rocco movies
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Kill yourself, you perverted African c.unt.
He's just trolling, bro
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Just last week, I stuck a needle in a struggling psychopath's ass....well, I told the nurse to do so. ;D
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You're on the edge now, Psychpath, and Ron's getting ready to push you off.... 8)
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Fuck Off, n i g g e r lover.
Thanks, bro
Here's a little gift, enjoy your day, ...bro :)
(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/08/Prozac.jpg)
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There is no woman who doesnt enjoy giving blowjobs. If you cant teach her right, it's your fault, period. Maybe they had bad experiences with previous exes but it doesnt mean they cant enjoy it if they learn it the right way afterwards. It's up to you to create the adequates circumstances anyways, it takes time and patience. A good blow job requires both female AND male to feel relaxed. We are all ok for sex when we re stressless, happy with most things in our lives.
Think about it. Does it really make sense to wash your hands *after* you go? Did you pee all over them? No! Your hands were filthy BEFORE you went. Then you wrapped them around your *getbig sized* pee-pee :-X All you guys who think you're clean 'down there' HA! :-X
oh come on. It all depends of many factors, degree of horniness on the moment etc, it's entireyl situational, a woman can crave for cock even if a man isnt shaved/clean etc if she s on her periods or if she has something to be excused for -having been a bitch during the day and being shameful of it-. But because it happens -she getting exceptionnaly horny to the point of wanting to gag on your cock- once doesnt mean she s going to always do it that way... that's what makes these moments so enjoyable.
And both men and women work exactly the same -we feel things the same way, except genitals are extern for males and internal for women- the difficult part is being "on" both at the same time. One thing is sure, women often think they are bad suckers, basically they dont know if they give the man pelasure, and it becomes a chore. They underestimate their skills and as a result "dont like it".
It takes time for a girl/woman (virgin) to learn how to do it right, but as for everything in life with work you get results.
Obviously being genuinely in love with the person helps alot.
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Why are you trying to give your girlfriend a blowjob? Fukin trannys.
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Ron is an epic schmoe. This site is just a pseudo-validation vehicle for his sick perversions.
...off edge enough, dutchguy?
Nothing perverted about about fucking a 50 yr old GILF
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Innapropriate use of Winky Face. Outed.
lol
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That just doesn't look right. What if little kids see them kissing?
They will instantly turn homosexual
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They will instantly turn homosexual
No, but that is not something a small child should be subjected to. Why are those two guys kissing daddy?
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No, but that is not something a small child should be subjected to. Why are those two guys kissing daddy?
Esp Arab kids ask questions like these
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my local paper has a story about your dilema today, guy's girl won't bj him he pulled knife and said he'd kill himself, cops arrested him .
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Just last week, I stuck a needle in a struggling psychopath's ass....well, I told the nurse to do so. ;D
That fucking hurt Doc! :(
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Just last week, I stuck a needle in a struggling psychopath's ass....well, I told the nurse to do so. ;D
Haloperidol is a hell of a drug...
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It's not a terribly clean area since there is no airflow down there so it can get sweaty. Which is all the more reason for washing hands after peeing.
Sweat in and of itself does not stink, nor is it dirty. It's when it gets mixed with all sorts of other crud it can become nasty. Washing your hands BEFORE (and after) makes more sense.
hey, you as mod should be aware this is g+o on getbig where rude jokes are the norm, i dont see why this should not be the same when a woman joins the discussion.
now, surely you like having your vagina licked, dont you.atleast the majority of women do like it, now your previous point applies to them too.
they piss through the vag, but you dont hear men beeing disgusted by that and refusing to lick it bc of that.
for both genders, a shower will make sure everythings clean.
hope this helps ;D
It has nothing to do with piss.
Maybe it needs to be spelled out Getbig style. ;)
You take a shower before work ~ your dick is clean. You go about your daily business, touching all sorts of crap. You go to take a piss, touching your dick with your filthy hands. Then, IF there's another guy in the john, you wash them, if not, you think it's optional. Regardless, you continue to go about your business, repeating the cycle throughout the day. Later, you come home and expect your woman to put her mouth on it? :-X
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So what you're saying is that...in a sense...all blow jobs are ATM? Awesome.....
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Sweat in and of itself does not stink, nor is it dirty. It's when it gets mixed with all sorts of other crud it can become nasty. Washing your hands BEFORE (and after) makes more sense.
It has nothing to do with piss.
Maybe it needs to be spelled out Getbig style. ;)
You take a shower before work ~ your dick is clean. You go about your daily business, touching all sorts of crap. You go to take a piss, touching your dick with your filthy hands. Then, IF there's another guy in the john, you wash them, if not, you think it's optional. Regardless, you continue to go about your business, repeating the cycle throughout the day. Later, you come home and expect your woman to put her mouth on it? :-X
I have no idea what the hell you're babbling on about, but my dick is so hard right now I could cut diamond. ;D
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I have no idea what the hell you're babbling on about, but my dick is so hard right now I could cut diamond. ;D
How dare you accuse me of babbling! :(
;D
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How dare you accuse me of babbling! :(
;D
;D. ;D. ;D
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By Princess L's rationale you should never have to wash your shower towel because you are as clean as you will ever be every time you touch it.
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Manscape yer cacknballz. Chick don't want a dental floss when they're shuckin' cack. Also, keep yer sack clean. You may stink bad and denying bj's is her way of telling you that. If she really is self conscious about it, use positive reinforcement. Heap praise on her abilities, and gently offer advice for better performance. Be more of a coach.
I have a few other suggestions, but they're probably against the law in your region.
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Not a lot of time but just wanted to let you guys know that the blowjob moratorium is at an end. She blew me last night. I simply said, 'put it in your mouth' and she went down without a word and done it.
ok, gotta run. I'll be back later when this thread has reached 15 pages of crying :D
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Not a lot of time but just wanted to let you guys know that the blowjob moratorium is at an end. She blew me last night. I simply said, 'put it in your mouth' and she went down without a word and done it.
ok, gotta run. I'll be back later when this thread has reached 15 pages of crying :D
Did you remember to clean out the nozzle before your mom uses it to hoover the basement/your bedroom?
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er yes she got to be ready at any time 8)
seriously, what are you saying, sweat is no stink?haha, ever heard of sweaty balls or armpits?
comeon some peoples sweat smells like a horses piss :-X
I have a feeling that 'princess L' wouldn't suck anyones cock even if her life depended on it.
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Did you remember to clean out the nozzle before your mom uses it to hoover the basement/your bedroom?
are you saying that james28 new gf is called dyson big cyp?
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bro beat her up and run a train on her with your boys, that will teach her. it works for me every time !
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are you saying that james28 new gf is called dyson big cyp?
Hahaha, what i'm saying bigmc is that when James28 says he gave his girlfriend a good servicing last night, what he means is that he changed the bag and cleaned the filter!
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Hahaha, what i'm saying bigmc is that when James28 says he gave his girlfriend a good servicing last night, what he means is that he changed the bag and cleaned the filter!
haha yes cyp its apparent that james thinks currys is a whore house
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Here's a thought for all you guys today:
Every time you go to use the restroom today, before you use the urinal, lick both of your hands.
No? You wouldn't want to do that? Why?
Logic only a woman could come up with.
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haha yes cyp its apparent that james thinks currys is a whore house
Hahahaha yes, he was outraged the first time he visited Argos and found the catalogue was not on the top shelf!
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Hahahaha yes, he was outraged the first time he visited Argos and found the catalogue was not on the top shelf!
haha yes cyp he hasn't been the same since his last gf caught him fucking the dust buster
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I got puked on. >:(
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James eats the pussies of whores.
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haha yes cyp he hasn't been the same since his last gf caught him fucking the dust buster
Hahahaha james28 is quite the appliance destroyer!
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I'm a big believer in showers before sex, unless it's the morning after.
I'm surprised everyone else isn't the same, man or woman.
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Hahahaha james28 is quite the appliance destroyer!
yes cyp james new "girlfriend" ejaculates shake and vac
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I'm a big believer in showers before sex, unless it's the morning after.
I'm surprised everyone else isn't the same, man or woman.
There are situations, whereby standing firm on your beliefs would make you a complete homo.
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There are situations, whereby standing firm on your beliefs would make you a complete homo.
OK
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hahahahaha, brutal back and forth between bigcyp and bigmc
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No blowjob, no relationship...
8)
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No blowjob, no relationship...
8)
are you saying you love the cock
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are you saying you love the cock
Sure, I love my cock. 8)
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Sure, I love the cock. 8)
:o
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Well played...
;D
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Sure, I love my socks. 8)
???
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Sure, Im still jenny from the block. 8)
???
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Sure, I love my cock. 8)
Sure, I listen to Bach. ;D
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Sure, I love to sniff men's jock. 8)
:o
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Sure, Justin Beiber can rock. 8)
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Sure, I liked 2Pac.
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new girlfriend not into blowjobs = old girlfriend in a week.
jus sayin.
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new girlfriend not into blowjobs = old girlfriend in a week.
jus sayin.
Thanks gayboy.
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Thanks gayboy.
haha yes cyp are you saying f450 stands for the number of sailors that have fucked this twink in the last month
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haha yes cyp are you saying f450 stands for the number of sailors that have fucked this twink in the last month
what is it with you and gay sex? what are you dying to tell us?
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what is it with you and gay sex? what are you dying to tell us?
hi chiro
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er yes she got to be ready at any time 8)
seriously, what are you saying, sweat is no stink?haha, ever heard of sweaty balls or armpits?
comeon some peoples sweat smells like a horses piss :-X
Unless you have some metabolic issue or eat A LOT of garlic or something, sweat BY ITSELF doesn't stink. It's the hair and other dirt and microbes it mixes with that cause the stink.
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Any pictures of this skunt yet?
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hi chiro
Hi homo :-*
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Any pictures of this skunt yet?
lol, as if she actually existed somewhere other than the OP's imagination.
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Cockofsteel.. just another gimmick..
Will this ever end Ron?
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Haha, CockofSteel :D.
They're trying so hard to land a cut :)
I'll have a new problem up soon for thunderdome. Going for 15 pages this time! :D
This place is good for when the burger bar and mom's basement starts getting me down :(
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Haha, CockofSteel :D.
They're trying so hard to land a cut :)
I'll have a new problem up soon for thunderdome. Going for 15 pages this time! :D
This place is good for when the burger bar and mom's basement starts getting me down :(
Why don't you change your attitude while you're at it, or it may be fifteen pages of unrelenting arse buggery with every swinging dick on the board joining in to make fun of you ;)
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I'll have a new problem up soon for thunderdome.
Let me guess: a stunning Nordic babe with some sort of sexual quirk?
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Haha, CockofSteel :D.
They're trying so hard to land a cut :)
I'll have a new made up story to try and get acceptance up soon for thunderdome. Going for 15 pages this time! :D
This place is good for when the burger bar and mom's basement starts getting me down :(
fixed
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Why don't you change your attitude while you're at it, or it may be fifteen pages of unrelenting arse buggery with every swinging dick on the board joining in to make fun of you ;)
Hmm, yes, ouch, that hurts :D How ever will I recover when the good folks of Getbig make fun of me :-\
No, not Scandi or even girls this time. Well, it's a girl but not romance.
Will post tomorrow or Tuesday. Limited in my Getbig time these days. Trying to get that bastard post count up to 2 per day but no joy.
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Hmm, yes, ouch, that hurts :D How ever will I recover when the good folks of Getbig make fun of me :-\
No, not Scandi or even girls this time. Well, it's a girl but not romance.
Will post tomorrow or Tuesday. Limited in my Getbig time these days. Trying to get that bastard post count up to 2 per day but no joy.
have you posted a pic james
you must be a regular zyzz clone with all this fanny you are tapping