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The man is a legend 8)
I noticed around the boards that he had extensive knowledge on how to score the ladies...
So over the past couple of weeks I have been in talks with him via pm on how to up my game...
The result has been that I have gone from slamming average hoes every now and then, to now hittin supermodel types and having them on tap whenever.
Quickerblade = Getting laid Guru.
The man must have seen more pussy than anyone else on Getbig 8)
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this thread is worthless without pic/video proof
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The proof is in the pudding ;)
The pearls of wisdom he comes out with will save you years of missing out of pussy when you should have got it..
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so what does he recommend?
(http://www.roche.com.tw/medicine/1_rohypnol.jpg)
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These advices can't just be given to any man.... like anything you have to earn it.
Perhaps you could pm him, and if he feels you are deserving of the knowledge he has, then you are in for a treat my friends....
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Wow my own thread, you shouldnt have!
Its not about being a sleaze, its about understanding woman, which can be difficult cause some bitches dont understand themselves.
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These advices can't just be given to any man.... like anything you have to earn it.
Perhaps you could pm him, and if he feels you are deserving of the knowledge he has, then you are in for a treat my friends....
no need. im the fuckn man. and if the bitches dont get it? fuckn skanks.
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no need. im the fuckn man. and if the bitches dont get it? fuckn skanks.
Go bluto!
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no need. im the fuckn man. and if the bitches dont get it? fuckn skanks.
Translation: Women aren't impressed by 20 hour days on Getbig and I couldn't get laid if I fell naked into a barrel of vaginas.
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The man is a legend 8)
I noticed around the boards that he had extensive knowledge on how to score the ladies...
So over the past couple of weeks I have been in talks with him via pm on how to up my game...
The result has been that I have gone from slamming average hoes every now and then, to now hittin supermodel types and having them on tap whenever.
Quickerblade = Getting laid Guru.
The man must have seen more pussy than anyone else on Getbig 8)
holy shit, i was about to start a thread like this, QB is the ultimate guru especially on gym MILFs
all hail the great QB
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holy shit, i was about to start a thread like this, QB is the ultimate guru especially on gym MILFs
all hail the great QB
I should get stars, i actually help Getbig members!...
"You know how we treat hoes, slam em on there back like dominoes"
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Good thread for a good man. 8)
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holy shit, i was about to start a thread like this, QB is the ultimate guru especially on gym MILFs
all hail the great QB
To be real honest Milfs are to easy, many of them suffer from low self esteem and will get wet when a younger guy cheers em up, but buyer beware, after you hit you need to quit..then move on to the next slut lady..at the moment im fucking the receptionist at my gym (20yrs old) she adores me, i dont adore her.
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To be real honest Milfs are to easy, many of them suffer from low self esteem and will get wet when a younger guy cheers em up, but buyer beware, after you hit you need to quit..then move on to the next slut lady..at the moment im fucking the receptionist at my gym (20yrs old) she adores me, i dont adore her.
;D
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Good thread for a good man. 8)
Thank you Sir.
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Quickerblade, perhaps you could give us some sort of insight as to how you have aquired these exceptional theory's on women... Did it come from your own experience, hearing others, reading, or simply observing?
Or would you just say you are very perceptive and have almost a 6th sense when it comes to the ladies?
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Quickerblade, perhaps you could give us some sort of insight as to how you have aquired these exceptional theory's on women... Did it come from your own experience, hearing others, reading, or simply observing?
Or would you just say you are very perceptive and have almost a 6th sense when it comes to the ladies?
the dude has tons of experience not to mention an animal-like instinct
QB is the real deal people
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Quickerblade, perhaps you could give us some sort of insight as to how you have aquired these exceptional theory's on women... Did it come from your own experience, hearing others, reading, or simply observing?
Or would you just say you are very perceptive and have almost a 6th sense when it comes to the ladies?
Im surrounded by females daily, lots of them and have been surrounded by them in the last 10 years, i hear all there complaints about men, thats why u never buy a slut a gift, they dont appreciate it, i have heard literally how nice a guy treats a girl and she will still diss him infront of her friends, i know what works, what doesnt, i know the different personalities these hoes have, and i can cater to each one of them, i know when to approach, when to back off, when to talk, when to fuck.
Most men get there game from T.V and movies thats why there so many losers about, i got my game from the the girls, woman make the world go around but doesnt mean there good enough not to suck me off..Many men approach wrong, first impressions always last..
I to have fucked up many times on dates, no problem, i regroup and date again, be sure to learn from your mistakes, and for you men out there looking for a relationship my advice to you is find someone you halfway dont like, im sick of guys fucking hot bitches (wait for it) then falling in love then she sucks some other dude off, then the guy is heartbroken forever, never fully commit (unless married) ..and for fuck sake dont buy gifts, pay for dinner, but not for gifts, your only doing it to get pussy and it dont work anyway, i can go to the movies with no money, she can buy the ticket and popcorn and i can still fuck her....
and if your out at dinner and the bill comes and she doesnt bother to even look at the bill or even grab her handbag to contribute that means all bets are off, she will fuck that night!..
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Im surrounded by females daily, lots of them and have been surrounded by them in the last 10 years, i hear all there complaints about men, thats why u never buy a slut a gift, they dont appreciate it, i have heard literally how nice a guy treats a girl and she will still diss him infront of her friends, i know what works, what doesnt, i know the different personalities these hoes have, and i can cater to each one of them, i know when to approach, when to back off, when to talk, when to fuck.
Most men get there game from T.V and movies thats why there so many losers about, i got my game from the the girls, woman make the world go around but doesnt mean there good enough not to suck me off..Many men approach wrong, first impressions always last..
I to have fucked up many times on dates, no problem, i regroup and date again, be sure to learn from your mistakes, and for you men out there looking for a relationship my advice to you is find someone you halfway dont like, im sick of guys fucking hot bitches (wait for it) then falling in love then she sucks some other dude off, then the guy is heartbroken forever, never fully commit (unless married) ..and for fuck sake dont buy gifts, pay for dinner, but not for gifts, your only doing it to get pussy and it dont work anyway, i can go to the movies with no money, she can buy the ticket and popcorn and i can still fuck her....
and if your out at dinner and the bill comes and she doesnt bother to even look at the bill or even grab her handbag to contribute that means all bets are off, she will fuck that night!..
The Guru 8)
So essentially, are you saying that a man's biggest problem is that he puts the pussy on a pedestal?
Also when dealing with sluts is it correct to act like an asshole in front of them and put them down, because generally they have had no positive male role model in their life, so you will have more chance taking that route of attack? Plus the main objective is just to fuck them rite, so good idea to just cut to the chase?
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The Guru 8)
So essentially, are you saying that a man's biggest problem is that he puts the pussy on a pedestal?
Also when dealing with sluts is it correct to act like an asshole in front of them and put them down, because generally they have had no positive male role model in their life, so you will have more chance taking that route of attack? Plus the main objective is just to fuck them rite, so good idea to just cut to the chase?
Dont act like a asshole, no need to act period..a lot of men put woman on the pedestal, i have seen the hottest bitches without makeup, i have been around "HOT" girls that have stanking breathe,
I dont put any girl on a pedestal i can always get another one and do better then the previous, with the technique i taught u NZMM u could meet and fuck a girl weekly...keep positive there are a surplus of woman around
Cutting to the chase is vital, be friendly too long and thats all u get, and seriously who the fuck wants a girl as a friend (I do have a few girl "friends" but there girls i have fucked.
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Very credible output QB.
Being around women created many DonJuans - baffling but simple.
Props.
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The proof is in the pudding ;)
The pearls of wisdom he comes out with will save you years of missing out of pussy when you should have got it..
Pearls?! Will beads do?
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no need. im the fuckn man. and if the bitches dont get it? fuckn skanks.
LOL
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haha...yes, QB is the truth
GetBig's true MVP
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Acting like your self and being interesting is the easiest way to get bitches without spending money, half these AFCs (Average Fustrated Chumps) try so hard to be who they arent, its a turn off and the other half stay stuck on tryin to get with girls who dont like them (one-itis) ...oh the game
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Acting like your self and being interesting is the easiest way to get bitches without spending money, half these AFCs (Average Fustrated Chumps) try so hard to be who they arent, its a turn off and the other half stay stuck on tryin to get with girls who dont like them (one-itis) ...oh the game
In general most of these girls have nothing to offer, but there bodies!
most of them cant talk bout sports, economy or fitness so why treat them like Princesses, unless you actually meet a Princess, which is rare today cause most girls are self obsessed morons..True story.
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Appreciation to Quickerblade Thread
Why should we appreciate someone who has abandoned the "Fat People's Lack of Willpower is Sickening" thread?
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Why should we appreciate someone who has abandoned the "Fat People's Lack of Willpower is Sickening" thread?
I did not! the thread creator abandoned it not me, i will be there soon though.
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haha...yes, QB is the truth
GetBig's true MVP
Thanks Pete, hope your doing well man
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The man is a legend 8)
I noticed around the boards that he had extensive knowledge on how to score the ladies...
So over the past couple of weeks I have been in talks with him via pm on how to up my game...
The result has been that I have gone from slamming average hoes every now and then, to now hittin supermodel types and having them on tap whenever.
Quickerblade = Getting laid Guru.
The man must have seen more pussy than anyone else on Getbig 8)
QB = superman
Coolest person on the board.
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QB = superman
Coolest person on the board.
Thank you DonkeyKong, Im cool in real life too..
Any getbiggers that need advice on dating or whatever, feel free to drop me a PM or post your question in this thread.
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Thank you DonkeyKong, Im cool in real life too..
Any getbiggers that need advice on dating or whatever, feel free to drop me a PM or post your question in this thread.
i never doubted that!
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Thanks DK, and thanks for the PM's guys hope my replies are informative.
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my inbox has been on fire.
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my inbox has been on fire.
no wonder, you are top notch!
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The man is a legend 8)
I noticed around the boards that he had extensive knowledge on how to score the ladies...
So over the past couple of weeks I have been in talks with him via pm on how to up my game...
The result has been that I have gone from slamming average hoes every now and then, to now hittin supermodel types and having them on tap whenever.
Quickerblade = Getting laid Guru.
The man must have seen more pussy than anyone else on Getbig 8)
QB needs his own board. What the hell, we've got a fucking pet board, for fucks-sakes! ::)
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QB needs his own board. What the hell, we've got a fucking pet board, for fucks-sakes! ::)
hell yeah, i offer more hope then any pro here!
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QB needs his own board. What the hell, we've got a fucking pet board, for fucks-sakes! ::)
We have a pet board, but no Arnold board, how is that?
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We have a pet board, but no Arnold board, how is that?
thats fucked!
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We have a pet board, but no Arnold board, how is that?
:'( :'(
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hell yeah, i offer more hope then any pro here!
Quickerblade should be given the blue expert stars.
Get biggers are getting laid because of him 8)
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Quickerblade should be given the blue expert stars.
Get biggers are getting laid because of him 8)
ive had people register just to PM me
hey dizzle ask nzmusclemonster if my tips work, he fucks models now man.
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(http://www.the-frat-pack.com/crashers-images/chazz/chaz6.jpg)
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ive had people register just to PM me
hey dizzle ask nzmusclemonster if my tips work, he fucks models now man.
i dont need help with the super hot chicks dude
its the average looking cute chick that you see everyday..
i already am more than comfortable talking to the model types
but the average cute girl types intimidate the fuck out of me !
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Quicker is a legend and his tales of MILF conquests are second to none.
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FUCK THIS
these goddamn women dont go goddamn jack shit for their bodies
all this shit is based on physical attraction anyways
these hoes, if they are comparing me to their average everyday joe, they obvioussly must want my dick
so fuck this bullsit
they are not comparing my body to dexter jackson or 98 ronnie coleman
im the only retarded mother fucker doing that
they think i look damn good !
fuck this
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i dont need help with the super hot chicks dude
its the average looking cute chick that you see everyday..
i already am more than comfortable talking to the model types
but the average cute girl types intimidate the fuck out of me !
Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit
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Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit
Quickerblade: Can you write down the 10 - 15 best tips for men you can think of? What are your key strategies?
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Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit
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so what's the story with you helping NZ?
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Quickerblade: Can you write down the 10 - 15 best tips for men you can think of? What are your key strategies?
I cant really list points debussey, every situation is different, PM me if you need to know something specific.
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Classic mate well done.
I was doing some math the other night on all the pussy I had been thru in my 38 years and it comes to be that I have had women from over 20 different nationalities. From papuan to mongolian and even a nurse from borneo. . but lebanese never. No disrespect to the lebanese ladies but how do u rate em?
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No disrespect to the lebanese ladies but how do u rate em?
I disrespect them all the time, i have had a few lebanese girls, generally they think there to good for any one, they think there something special and just when they realise there lives are worth shit they go to lebanon and find a bald headed dude in his late 30's and marry it.
THey dont age well, there hot in there 20's but when there 27-30 its a disaster, they get fat and get dark circles around there eyes, and a lot of shitty attitudes as if the world owes them something.
Though in the sack there the same as anyone else, they suck penis extremely well, just like any other race some are sluts some dont put out at all...I will never date one, the ones i have had sex with are girls i worked with.
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;D
so what's the story with you helping NZ?
Quickerblade taught me how to go from picking up chicks, to "sealing the deal" with them.
Thanks to him, last night I got about 2 inches of skin scratched off my body.
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last night I got about 2 inches of skin scratched off my body.
Sheep do not count towards your score, dude. ;)
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Quickerblade taught me how to go from picking up chicks, to "sealing the deal" with them.
Thanks to him, last night I got about 2 inches of skin scratched off my body.
Its easy ey??
I should write a book on it, guys have to much fear when they see an attractive girl, go up and convesate with her, why are you scared? she's all dressed up to get attention, now give her some, but dont worship her, cause she really isnt that special..I dont think anyone is that special, even if your married to someone the girl or guy isnt that special, thats your mind fucking u up, how many times have i heard "Yeah he loves me alot, i love him, we finish eachothers sentances, he buys me flowers every week, we have a awesome connection"
two months later "his a idiot, what a loser, im so over him"
and guys will be like "Man, she's hot, she's so kind and beautiful, she really cares bout me"
2 weeks later "shes a skank"
I love when girl's generally good looking ones, that are treated like Gods since there 14 think there going to take over the world, but when there around 29 they fold quick, they realise there not going to own there own company, there not going to be millionaires, and there partner is not going to be tall, dark and handsome.
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Don't be afraid to knock a chick off her pedestal. As they said in "40 Year Old Virgin,"
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal!!! :P
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Don't be afraid to knock a chick off her pedestal. As they said in "40 Year Old Virgin,"
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal!!! :P
exactly, fuck her on the pedestal
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QB has been a great getbigger as of late, ive noticed. we need guys like him more than ever now that legends Mars (may he post in peace) and squadfather are gone.
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exactly, fuck her on the pedestal
Agreed. :D
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QB has been a great getbigger as of late, ive noticed. we need guys like him more than ever now that legends Mars (may he post in peace) and squadfather are gone.
Thanks man, Im just trying to keep it real, i have had my fair share of up's and down's in the relationship arena,
and i believe i have figured it all out, as long as you can control your emotions, you should be a happy camper, as I said if you believe that person is "Special" your going to be fucked up when the breakup happens,
I believe you should always date someone you half way dont really like..as for Marriage, i think its ok if two people want a family but to get married to find everlasting happiness is just garbage.
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I will give one advice on how to have a great date.
Dont talk to much....guys always fuck it up when we talk to much...let her talk.
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why dont you stop talking and start posting pics of bitches?
only one i know that talks a lot about bitches is danielson and he backs it up with pics of them and himself.
he talks the talks, and walk the walk.
do you?
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as for Marriage, i think its ok if two people want a family but to get married to find everlasting happiness is just garbage.
While I would get married, I'd prefer it to be an agreement between her and I, not because a paper recognized by the state says so.
In the end of a relationship, we're all out for ourselves anyway. Just because someone was married to me or someone else means he/she can't be out working and saving money like the other person has to. Neither person should be obligated to support the other person because a piece of paper says so.
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Wow my own thread, you shouldnt have!
Now now! You are much too modest!
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While I would get married, I'd prefer it to be an agreement between her and I, not because a paper recognized by the state says so.
In the end of a relationship, we're all out for ourselves anyway. Just because someone was married to me or someone else means he/she can't be out working and saving money like the other person has to. Neither person should be obligated to support the other person because a piece of paper says so.
im not really into marriage as much, but if i wanted a family, i would get married..the thing i hate bout marriage is it makes you lose your edge, not for all married people, some of them actually become better and more focused, but generally, the guy gets a gut, the lady gets fat, personal apperance and pride goes out the window "Get a haircut? what for? im married"
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quicker whats your opinion on bringing fish oil and a protein shake to dinner ? :D
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quicker whats your opinion on bringing fish oil and a protein shake to dinner ? :D
dont talk about that stuff with a girl, dont even mention protein drinks and weight training, make her believe your genetically "Epic"
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im not really into marriage as much, but if i wanted a family, i would get married..the thing i hate bout marriage is it makes you lose your edge, not for all married people, some of them actually become better and more focused, but generally, the guy gets a gut, the lady gets fat, personal apperance and pride goes out the window "Get a haircut? what for? im married"
yeah u got it mate. I am married now 6 years. because my wife is not aussie and we have a son thats why we got married, also to satisfy aspects of her culture. I love my wife of course, she is the mother of my son, but marriage is a whole different ballgame, but that becomes insignificant once u have kids anyway. My wife still spends plenty of time maintaining her looks and is holding up well for 29, she never got fat and takes alot of pride in the way she looks. Anyway like u say in a previous post all that lovey dovey bull sh it wears thin after a while. You want a lady for a wife make sure she has a sense of humour, gives u your space and has good physical stamina. You want a hot piece of ass or a cute one or one with a big ass or big tits, one that is bi sexual go out n fuk em, they dont have to be wife material. Speaking for my self image, its all about self respect, I still train 4 days a week (i am 39 this year), although I am not as huge as I was in my mid twenties, I am still happy with my appearance. For sure marriage is a good focus and ur focus changes when u get older, sure I might have been bigger in my twenties but I didnt own my own home and have investments either. If I was still single I would just be bangin bitches 24/7 which gets boring after years and years of it ....but never too boring hahhaa
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dont talk about that stuff with a girl, dont even mention protein drinks and weight training, make her believe your genetically "Epic"
another golden post of wisdom from the great QB
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yeah u got it mate. I am married now 6 years. because my wife is not aussie and we have a son thats why we got married, also to satisfy aspects of her culture. I love my wife of course, she is the mother of my son, but marriage is a whole different ballgame, but that becomes insignificant once u have kids anyway. My wife still spends plenty of time maintaining her looks and is holding up well for 29, she never got fat and takes alot of pride in the way she looks. Anyway like u say in a previous post all that lovey dovey bull sh it wears thin after a while. You want a lady for a wife make sure she has a sense of humour, gives u your space and has good physical stamina. You want a hot piece of ass or a cute one or one with a big ass or big tits, one that is bi sexual go out n fuk em, they dont have to be wife material. Speaking for my self image, its all about self respect, I still train 4 days a week (i am 39 this year), although I am not as huge as I was in my mid twenties, I am still happy with my appearance. For sure marriage is a good focus and ur focus changes when u get older, sure I might have been bigger in my twenties but I didnt own my own home and have investments either. If I was still single I would just be bangin bitches 24/7 which gets boring after years and years of it ....but never too boring hahhaa
I respect that mate, wife keeping up her looks even though married and a son, good to hear, and thats rare.
for me to get married i will need a perfect package, looks good, able to maintain looks and physique, humour, not to serious, not clingy, gives good blowjobs, and has some sort of ambition...I will say this, if i get married and she gets fatter, lazy, back chats and personality starts changing this will happen.....
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Brutal pic.... welcome to OJs crib? hahaha
As far as the wife specs go bro, my advice is if u find the "perfect" package then more power to ya...however I tell all my mates who contemplate marriage is that she doesnt have to be all things to you. Like I said sense of humour is good, cause once u have kids any chick who has any bitchy streak at all will be multiplied by the power of 1000. Physically get a girl who doesnt get fat(unless thats ur thing) and yes check the parents genetics.I peronally like chicks with a bit of J Lo ass but my wife is slim (5ft 6in 39kgs) , but alot of the chicks I have hit with the big asses just ran to fat, so u gotta think long range. Sex wise, being real after 5 years of marraige, when u see the same someone naked every day its not so important. Where I live I can pick up little sluts n whores from teens up for the price of a meal at subways back in Aus so like I was saying u dont have to have everything for a good working marriage. Also as far as the ambition factor that is good, for me, as a male sexist pri ck, I encourage it, especially if it is in the child rearing and domestic areas. I make the money and my wife takes care of the home, it works well. I could never be one of those man wife twats whose wife works and he is a sponging stay at home tool. Just me tho
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Brutal pic.... welcome to OJs crib? hahaha
As far as the wife specs go bro, my advice is if u find the "perfect" package then more power to ya...however I tell all my mates who contemplate marriage is that she doesnt have to be all things to you. Like I said sense of humour is good, cause once u have kids any chick who has any bitchy streak at all will be multiplied by the power of 1000. Physically get a girl who doesnt get fat(unless thats ur thing) and yes check the parents genetics.I peronally like chicks with a bit of J Lo ass but my wife is slim (5ft 6in 39kgs) , but alot of the chicks I have hit with the big asses just ran to fat, so u gotta think long range. Sex wise, being real after 5 years of marraige, when u see the same someone naked every day its not so important. Where I live I can pick up little sluts n whores from teens up for the price of a meal at subways back in Aus so like I was saying u dont have to have everything for a good working marriage. Also as far as the ambition factor that is good, for me, as a male sexist pri ck, I encourage it, especially if it is in the child rearing and domestic areas. I make the money and my wife takes care of the home, it works well. I could never be one of those man wife twats whose wife works and he is a sponging stay at home tool. Just me tho
mate, you sound like a top bloke, i know you are, that was a awesome post.
yeah and def check out the girls mother, if shes fat, generally the girl will turn out that way unless shes into fitness which is rare as hell today.
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mate, you sound like a top bloke, i know you are, that was a awesome post.
yeah and def check out the girls mother, if shes fat, generally the girl will turn out that way unless shes into fitness which is rare as hell today.
cheers mate. takes one to know one i always say hahahhaa
yeah and the shit thing about taking ur girl to the gym is she will scare all the fit pussy away hahaha
anyway I didnt get married till I was 34, my son was like my best man haha
U should just be out there bagging snatch
by the way that pic of the dead bitch in the doorway ....whats the go with that?
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cheers mate. takes one to know one i always say hahahhaa
yeah and the shit thing about taking ur girl to the gym is she will scare all the fit pussy away hahaha
anyway I didnt get married till I was 34, my son was like my best man haha
U should just be out there bagging snatch
by the way that pic of the dead bitch in the doorway ....whats the go with that?
thats O.J's ex wife, hey she got what she deserved, she was using his dollars to support her boyfriend and she would let the BF drive around rown in Oj's ferrari, and please to all the poor souls out there saying "she was beautiful and sweet" she was a cocaine, heroin addict, and a whore, i totally understnd why he did it.
(http://dedicated.goofball.com/goofball/uncensored/celebs/images/OJS_WIF.JPG)
(http://poetry.rotten.com/simpson/ojmurder1.jpg)
I really believe OJ killed her in self defense, he knocked on the door, she answered and ronald was behind her, she said while holding a knife "fuck off, im going to call the poli.." knife to the throat, then Ronald was sliced..fuck em....this serves as a warning to guys that sleep with other mens wives, if that dude comes home and your there, murder is on his mind
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live by the sword die by the sword ...... OJ is like doing armed hold ups or some shit now haha
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The 48 Laws of Power
by Robert Greene and Joost Elffers
Law 1
Never Outshine the Master
Always make those above you feel comfortably superior. In your desire to please or impress them, do not go too far in displaying your talents or you might accomplish the opposite – inspire fear and insecurity. Make your masters appear more brilliant than they are and you will attain the heights of power.
Law 2
Never put too Much Trust in Friends, Learn how to use Enemies
Be wary of friends-they will betray you more quickly, for they are easily aroused to envy. They also become spoiled and tyrannical. But hire a former enemy and he will be more loyal than a friend, because he has more to prove. In fact, you have more to fear from friends than from enemies. If you have no enemies, find a way to make them.
Law 3
Conceal your Intentions
Keep people off-balance and in the dark by never revealing the purpose behind your actions. If they have no clue what you are up to, they cannot prepare a defense. Guide them far enough down the wrong path, envelope them in enough smoke, and by the time they realize your intentions, it will be too late.
Law 4
Always Say Less than Necessary
When you are trying to impress people with words, the more you say, the more common you appear, and the less in control. Even if you are saying something banal, it will seem original if you make it vague, open-ended, and sphinxlike. Powerful people impress and intimidate by saying less. The more you say, the more likely you are to say something foolish.
Law 5
So Much Depends on Reputation – Guard it with your Life
Reputation is the cornerstone of power. Through reputation alone you can intimidate and win; once you slip, however, you are vulnerable, and will be attacked on all sides. Make your reputation unassailable. Always be alert to potential attacks and thwart them before they happen. Meanwhile, learn to destroy your enemies by opening holes in their own reputations. Then stand aside and let public opinion hang them.
Law 6
Court Attention at all Cost
Everything is judged by its appearance; what is unseen counts for nothing. Never let yourself get lost in the crowd, then, or buried in oblivion. Stand out. Be conspicuous, at all cost. Make yourself a magnet of attention by appearing larger, more colorful, more mysterious, than the bland and timid masses.
Law 7
Get others to do the Work for you, but Always Take the Credit
Use the wisdom, knowledge, and legwork of other people to further your own cause. Not only will such assistance save you valuable time and energy, it will give you a godlike aura of efficiency and speed. In the end your helpers will be forgotten and you will be remembered. Never do yourself what others can do for you.
Law 8
Make other People come to you – use Bait if Necessary
When you force the other person to act, you are the one in control. It is always better to make your opponent come to you, abandoning his own plans in the process. Lure him with fabulous gains – then attack. You hold the cards.
Law 9
Win through your Actions, Never through Argument
Any momentary triumph you think gained through argument is really a Pyrrhic victory: The resentment and ill will you stir up is stronger and lasts longer than any momentary change of opinion. It is much more powerful to get others to agree with you through your actions, without saying a word. Demonstrate, do not explicate.
Law 10
Infection: Avoid the Unhappy and Unlucky
You can die from someone else’s misery – emotional states are as infectious as disease. You may feel you are helping the drowning man but you are only precipitating your own disaster. The unfortunate sometimes draw misfortune on themselves; they will also draw it on you. Associate with the happy and fortunate instead.
Law 11
Learn to Keep People Dependent on You
To maintain your independence you must always be needed and wanted. The more you are relied on, the more freedom you have. Make people depend on you for their happiness and prosperity and you have nothing to fear. Never teach them enough so that they can do without you.
Law 12
Use Selective Honesty and Generosity to Disarm your Victim
One sincere and honest move will cover over dozens of dishonest ones. Open-hearted gestures of honesty and generosity bring down the guard of even the most suspicious people. Once your selective honesty opens a hole in their armor, you can deceive and manipulate them at will. A timely gift – a Trojan horse – will serve the same purpose.
Law 13
When Asking for Help, Appeal to People’s Self-Interest,
Never to their Mercy or Gratitude
If you need to turn to an ally for help, do not bother to remind him of your past assistance and good deeds. He will find a way to ignore you. Instead, uncover something in your request, or in your alliance with him, that will benefit him, and emphasize it out of all proportion. He will respond enthusiastically when he sees something to be gained for himself.
Law 14
Pose as a Friend, Work as a Spy
Knowing about your rival is critical. Use spies to gather valuable information that will keep you a step ahead. Better still: Play the spy yourself. In polite social encounters, learn to probe. Ask indirect questions to get people to reveal their weaknesses and intentions. There is no occasion that is not an opportunity for artful spying.
Law 15
Crush your Enemy Totally
All great leaders since Moses have known that a feared enemy must be crushed completely. (Sometimes they have learned this the hard way.) If one ember is left alight, no matter how dimly it smolders, a fire will eventually break out. More is lost through stopping halfway than through total annihilation: The enemy will recover, and will seek revenge. Crush him, not only in body but in spirit.
Law 16
Use Absence to Increase Respect and Honor
Too much circulation makes the price go down: The more you are seen and heard from, the more common you appear. If you are already established in a group, temporary withdrawal from it will make you more talked about, even more admired. You must learn when to leave. Create value through scarcity.
Law 17
Keep Others in Suspended Terror: Cultivate an Air of Unpredictability
Humans are creatures of habit with an insatiable need to see familiarity in other people’s actions. Your predictability gives them a sense of control. Turn the tables: Be deliberately unpredictable. Behavior that seems to have no consistency or purpose will keep them off-balance, and they will wear themselves out trying to explain your moves. Taken to an extreme, this strategy can intimidate and terrorize.
Law 18
Do Not Build Fortresses to Protect Yourself – Isolation is Dangerous
The world is dangerous and enemies are everywhere – everyone has to protect themselves. A fortress seems the safest. But isolation exposes you to more dangers than it protects you from – it cuts you off from valuable information, it makes you conspicuous and an easy target. Better to circulate among people find allies, mingle. You are shielded from your enemies by the crowd.
Law 19
Know Who You’re Dealing with – Do Not Offend the Wrong Person
There are many different kinds of people in the world, and you can never assume that everyone will react to your strategies in the same way. Deceive or outmaneuver some people and they will spend the rest of their lives seeking revenge. They are wolves in lambs’ clothing. Choose your victims and opponents carefully, then – never offend or deceive the wrong person.
Law 20
Do Not Commit to Anyone
It is the fool who always rushes to take sides. Do not commit to any side or cause but yourself. By maintaining your independence, you become the master of others – playing people against one another, making them pursue you.
Law 21
Play a Sucker to Catch a Sucker – Seem Dumber than your Mark
No one likes feeling stupider than the next persons. The trick, is to make your victims feel smart – and not just smart, but smarter than you are. Once convinced of this, they will never suspect that you may have ulterior motives.
Law 22
Use the Surrender Tactic: Transform Weakness into Power
When you are weaker, never fight for honor’s sake; choose surrender instead. Surrender gives you time to recover, time to torment and irritate your conqueror, time to wait for his power to wane. Do not give him the satisfaction of fighting and defeating you – surrender first. By turning the other check you infuriate and unsettle him. Make surrender a tool of power.
Law 23
Concentrate Your Forces
Conserve your forces and energies by keeping them concentrated at their strongest point. You gain more by finding a rich mine and mining it deeper, than by flitting from one shallow mine to another – intensity defeats extensity every time. When looking for sources of power to elevate you, find the one key patron, the fat cow who will give you milk for a long time to come.
Law 24
Play the Perfect Courtier
The perfect courtier thrives in a world where everything revolves around power and political dexterity. He has mastered the art of indirection; he flatters, yields to superiors, and asserts power over others in the mot oblique and graceful manner. Learn and apply the laws of courtiership and there will be no limit to how far you can rise in the court.
Law 25
Re-Create Yourself
Do not accept the roles that society foists on you. Re-create yourself by forging a new identity, one that commands attention and never bores the audience. Be the master of your own image rather than letting others define if for you. Incorporate dramatic devices into your public gestures and actions – your power will be enhanced and your character will seem larger than life.
Law 26
Keep Your Hands Clean
You must seem a paragon of civility and efficiency: Your hands are never soiled by mistakes and nasty deeds. Maintain such a spotless appearance by using others as scapegoats and cat’s-paws to disguise your involvement.
Law 27
Play on People’s Need to Believe to Create a Cultlike Following
People have an overwhelming desire to believe in something. Become the focal point of such desire by offering them a cause, a new faith to follow. Keep your words vague but full of promise; emphasize enthusiasm over rationality and clear thinking. Give your new disciples rituals to perform, ask them to make sacrifices on your behalf. In the absence of organized religion and grand causes, your new belief system will bring you untold power.
Law 28
Enter Action with Boldness
If you are unsure of a course of action, do not attempt it. Your doubts and hesitations will infect your execution. Timidity is dangerous: Better to enter with boldness. Any mistakes you commit through audacity are easily corrected with more audacity. Everyone admires the bold; no one honors the timid.
Law 29
Plan All the Way to the End
The ending is everything. Plan all the way to it, taking into account all the possible consequences, obstacles, and twists of fortune that might reverse your hard work and give the glory to others. By planning to the end you will not be overwhelmed by circumstances and you will know when to stop. Gently guide fortune and help determine the future by thinking far ahead.
Law 30
Make your Accomplishments Seem Effortless
Your actions must seem natural and executed with ease. All the toil and practice that go into them, and also all the clever tricks, must be concealed. When you act, act effortlessly, as if you could do much more. Avoid the temptation of revealing how hard you work – it only raises questions. Teach no one your tricks or they will be used against you.
Law 31
Control the Options: Get Others to Play with the Cards you Deal
The best deceptions are the ones that seem to give the other person a choice: Your victims feel they are in control, but are actually your puppets. Give people options that come out in your favor whichever one they choose. Force them to make choices between the lesser of two evils, both of which serve your purpose. Put them on the horns of a dilemma: They are gored wherever they turn.
Law 32
Play to People’s Fantasies
The truth is often avoided because it is ugly and unpleasant. Never appeal to truth and reality unless you are prepared for the anger that comes for disenchantment. Life is so harsh and distressing that people who can manufacture romance or conjure up fantasy are like oases in the desert: Everyone flocks to them. There is great power in tapping into the fantasies of the masses.
Law 33
Discover Each Man’s Thumbscrew
Everyone has a weakness, a gap in the castle wall. That weakness is usual y an insecurity, an uncontrollable emotion or need; it can also be a small secret pleasure. Either way, once found, it is a thumbscrew you can turn to your advantage.
Law 34
Be Royal in your Own Fashion: Act like a King to be treated like one
The way you carry yourself will often determine how you are treated; In the long run, appearing vulgar or common will make people disrespect you. For a king respects himself and inspires the same sentiment in others. By acting regally and confident of your powers, you make yourself seem destined to wear a crown.
Law 35
Master the Art of Timing
Never seem to be in a hurry – hurrying betrays a lack of control over yourself, and over time. Always seem patient, as if you know that everything will come to you eventually. Become a detective of the right moment; sniff out the spirit of the times, the trends that will carry you to power. Learn to stand back when the time is not yet ripe, and to strike fiercely when it has reached fruition.
Law 36
Disdain Things you cannot have: Ignoring them is the best Revenge
By acknowledging a petty problem you give it existence and credibility. The more attention you pay an enemy, the stronger you make him; and a small mistake is often made worse and more visible when you try to fix it. It is sometimes best to leave things alone. If there is something you want but cannot have, show contempt for it. The less interest you reveal, the more superior you seem.
Law 37
Create Compelling Spectacles
Striking imagery and grand symbolic gestures create the aura of power – everyone responds to them. Stage spectacles for those around you, then full of arresting visuals and radiant symbols that heighten your presence. Dazzled by appearances, no one will notice what you are really doing.
Law 38
Think as you like but Behave like others
If you make a show of going against the times, flaunting your unconventional ideas and unorthodox ways, people will think that you only want attention and that you look down upon them. They will find a way to punish you for making them feel inferior. It is far safer to blend in and nurture the common touch. Share your originality only with tolerant friends and those who are sure to appreciate your uniqueness.
Law 39
Stir up Waters to Catch Fish
Anger and emotion are strategically counterproductive. You must always stay calm and objective. But if you can make your enemies angry while staying calm yourself, you gain a decided advantage. Put your enemies off-balance: Find the chink in their vanity through which you can rattle them and you hold the strings.
Law 40
Despise the Free Lunch
What is offered for free is dangerous – it usually involves either a trick or a hidden obligation. What has worth is worth paying for. By paying your own way you stay clear of gratitude, guilt, and deceit. It is also often wise to pay the full price – there is no cutting corners with excellence. Be lavish with your money and keep it circulating, for generosity is a sign and a magnet for power.
Law 41
Avoid Stepping into a Great Man’s Shoes
What happens first always appears better and more original than what comes after. If you succeed a great man or have a famous parent, you will have to accomplish double their achievements to outshine them. Do not get lost in their shadow, or stuck in a past not of your own making: Establish your own name and identity by changing course. Slay the overbearing father, disparage his legacy, and gain power by shining in your own way.
Law 42
Strike the Shepherd and the Sheep will Scatter
Trouble can often be traced to a single strong individual – the stirrer, the arrogant underling, the poisoned of goodwill. If you allow such people room to operate, others will succumb to their influence. Do not wait for the troubles they cause to multiply, do not try to negotiate with them – they are irredeemable. Neutralize their influence by isolating or banishing them. Strike at the source of the trouble and the sheep will scatter.
Law 43
Work on the Hearts and Minds of Others
Coercion creates a reaction that will eventually work against you. You must seduce others into wanting to move in your direction. A person you have seduced becomes your loyal pawn. And the way to seduce others is to operate on their individual psychologies and weaknesses. Soften up the resistant by working on their emotions, playing on what they hold dear and what they fear. Ignore the hearts and minds of others and they will grow to hate you.
Law 44
Disarm and Infuriate with the Mirror Effect
The mirror reflects reality, but it is also the perfect tool for deception: When you mirror your enemies, doing exactly as they do, they cannot figure out your strategy. The Mirror Effect mocks and humiliates them, making them overreact. By holding up a mirror to their psyches, you seduce them with the illusion that you share their values; by holding up a mirror to their actions, you teach them a lesson. Few can resist the power of Mirror Effect.
Law 45
Preach the Need for Change, but Never Reform too much at Once
Everyone understands the need for change in the abstract, but on the day-to-day level people are creatures of habit. Too much innovation is traumatic, and will lead to revolt. If you are new to a position of power, or an outsider trying to build a power base, make a show of respecting the old way of doing things. If change is necessary, make it feel like a gentle improvement on the past.
Law 46
Never appear too Perfect
Appearing better than others is always dangerous, but most dangerous of all is to appear to have no faults or weaknesses. Envy creates silent enemies. It is smart to occasionally display defects, and admit to harmless vices, in order to deflect envy and appear more human and approachable. Only gods and the dead can seem perfect with impunity.
Law 47
Do not go Past the Mark you Aimed for; In Victory, Learn when to Stop
The moment of victory is often the moment of greatest peril. In the heat of victory, arrogance and overconfidence can push you past the goal you had aimed for, and by going too far, you make more enemies than you defeat. Do not allow success to go to your head. There is no substitute for strategy and careful planning. Set a goal, and when you reach it, stop.
Law 48
Assume Formlessness
By taking a shape, by having a visible plan, you open yourself to attack. Instead of taking a form for your enemy to grasp, keep yourself adaptable and on the move. Accept the fact that nothing is certain and no law is fixed. The best way to protect yourself is to be as fluid and formless as water; never bet on stability or lasting order. Everything changes.
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I congradulated you before, but my post was taken down, don't know why?
But this is a good read as well, a Pimp's take on the 48 laws
http://www.amazon.com/Pimpology-Laws-Game-Pimpin-Ken/dp/1416938443 (http://www.amazon.com/Pimpology-Laws-Game-Pimpin-Ken/dp/1416938443)
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dont talk about that stuff with a girl, dont even mention protein drinks and weight training, make her believe your genetically "Epic"
so then, i am natural and eat twizzlers all day :D lol
gracias for your wisdom broseph
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Hey nice thread guys !
from what I read, the Quickerblade seems to know his shit :D
pretty much what I also think of the hot skanks :)
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still not a single picture of a woman he fucked
all talk obviously
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still not a single picture of a woman he fucked
all talk obviously
;D
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quicker if i am in a car with a girl, what do you think abotu music being played.. soft, normal, loud? nto at all? what kind of music? or radio?
lol.....
maybe i am over thinking
what do you htink
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quicker if i am in a car with a girl, what do you think abotu music being played.. soft, normal, loud? nto at all? what kind of music? or radio?
lol.....
maybe i am over thinking
what do you htink
dizzle, you overthink everything, before you go out with a girl say "fuck it" whatever happens, happens!
the more you analyse the more you fuck up, play any music you want, its your car
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dizzle, you overthink everything, before you go out with a girl say "fuck it" whatever happens, happens!
the more you analyse the more you fuck up, play any music you want, its your car
okay, but if i say "fuck it", im worrie di wont "fuck it". ya know... ??? lol :D
i never feel comfortable with mucis like robin thicke playing unless i am already getting down with a achick.. do you think its weird if that come son and i change it, or could i leave it on... ??
OH.. how about this.. what if when i am making out with a chick and music is playing if i was to sing a part in the song i liked ??? lol..
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quicker if i am in a car with a girl, what do you think abotu music being played.. soft, normal, loud? nto at all? what kind of music? or radio?
lol.....
maybe i am over thinking
what do you htink
Shit mate ...thats a tough one, you know I thought this over for a few hours last night, slept on it, gave it some more consideration while I was on the bog then gave up...I really need more information like: *what speed will u be travelling
* where is your destination
* what is the weather like
* will there be alot of traffic
* what side of the road is it you drive on again
* do u have a full tank of petrol when u drive
So I will anxiously wait for your reply, which I hope is soon because I would really like to move on with my life ok
Play what the fuk u like mate its your car, your driving and if she wont blow u its not worth the cost of the petrol.
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The man is a legend 8)
I noticed around the boards that he had extensive knowledge on how to score the ladies...
So over the past couple of weeks I have been in talks with him via pm on how to up my game...
The result has been that I have gone from slamming average hoes every now and then, to now hittin supermodel types and having them on tap whenever.
Quickerblade = Getting laid Guru.
The man must have seen more pussy than anyone else on Getbig 8)
Did he give you the advice that landed you the hot date that already fucked two of your "mates"?
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=223168.0
Hopefully she's of legal age. ::)
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Shit mate ...thats a tough one, you know I thought this over for a few hours last night, slept on it, gave it some more consideration while I was on the bog then gave up...I really need more information like: *what speed will u be travelling
* where is your destination
* what is the weather like
* will there be alot of traffic
* what side of the road is it you drive on again
* do u have a full tank of petrol when u drive
So I will anxiously wait for your reply, which I hope is soon because I would really like to move on with my life ok
Play what the fuk u like mate its your car, your driving and if she wont blow u its not worth the cost of the petrol.
Fuck, these yanks know fuck all bout girls..Dizzle, chill out, what the fuck does music have to do with getting with a girl??????
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i dont know, maybe she will analyze my mind based on what kind of music i listen to ???
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i dont know, maybe she will analyze my mind based on what kind of music i listen to ???
i suggest you get off the gear immediately, your self esteem is lower then a guy
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i suggest you get off the gear immediately, your self esteem is lower then a ####
huh ??? i see no corellation
in fact i am pretty confident in my self
but i analyze other people by the kind o music they listen to
so why wouldnt someone else do the same ???
and i have no idea what the mind of some female is going to get out of ..say... tribe called quest ???
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but i analyze other people by the kind o music they listen to
so why wouldnt someone else do the same ???
What do you think of this playlist?
Johnny Cash
Hatebreed
Blood for Blood
Sworn Enemy
Hank Williams III
Sublime
The Ziggens
Blue Eyed Devils
Nordic Thunder
Metallica
Willie Nelson
Analyze that.
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What do you think of this playlist?
i only know a few of those artists and only maybe one or two of their songs so i cant analyze you bro, sorry
although sublime and willie nelson and johnny cash all tell me you know how to properly 'not give a fuck'
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i only know a few of those artists and only maybe one or two of their songs so i cant analyze you bro, sorry
although sublime and willie nelson and johnny cash all tell me you know how to properly 'not give a fuck'
Look 'em up and get back to me, I need your analyzation!
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What do you think of this playlist?
Johnny Cash
Hatebreed
Blood for Blood
Sworn Enemy
Hank Williams III
Sublime
The Ziggens
Blue Eyed Devils
Nordic Thunder
Metallica
Willie Nelson
Analyze that.
I would say that would be good for dropping the panties of any redneck hick slut that after her father, uncles and 10 brothers n cousins had made her squeal like a pig in her young years then went on to be a heavy metal groupie cum bucket. whaddaya reckon?
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I would say that would be good for dropping the panties of any redneck hick slut that after her father, uncles and 10 brothers n cousins had made her squeal like a pig in her young years then went on to be a heavy metal groupie cum bucket. whaddaya reckon?
As long as she doesn't try to go for my JD, she'll keep most of her teeth.
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Did he give you the advice that landed you the hot date that already fucked two of your "mates"?
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=223168.0
Hopefully she's of legal age. ::)
She was just an option... I didn't really feel the need to hit that, but seeing as it was on offer I thought I might as well do it anyways. Get the total up a bit.
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As long as she doesn't try to go for my JD, she'll keep most of her teeth.
HAHAHAHAHA Fukin classic call mate.
A pint class full of pecker snot on the dashboard should act as a sufficient decoy.
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Props to Qickerblade - seems honest and down to earth.
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following some of quicker blades basic tips, and vagina throws itself at you. WORD
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huh ??? i see no corellation
The correct word of choice here would be "causal connection". ;D
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I PM'ed dizzle some great tips now his going to put his tip in a myspace girl..
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yes,, exactly. quickers stuff is golden. trust in what he tells you even if you are scared to do so.
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yes,, exactly. quickers stuff is golden. trust in what he tells you even if you are scared to do so.
remember when i told you this shit ages ago and you were like " i cant do that, im nervous, im a scared bitch" look at you now, the stuff i taught you is universal, you can use it in any country man, im in tune with a women's mind
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im in tune with a women's mind
Show us your tits! :D
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Show us your tits! :D
(http://blog.freeones.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/lela_star.jpg)
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(http://blog.freeones.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/lela_star.jpg)
You've got a fine build Ms. Blade. :P
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Girls are complex, there emotional creatures, theres not one line that works on every bitch, most females are dumb, as long as a guy keeps his distance you will be swimmin in pussy.
most guys today are needy, emotionally needy, you should alwayts beleive you can find a better girl then your currently with, now with the guys here that are married thats cool, they settled down, there sick of the dating game and fucking random hoes, i love it, i seriously love it.
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as long as a guy keeps his distance you will be swimmin in pussy.
YES!!!!!
That is the key right there! Bitches want a challenge. Play a little hard to get. Ignore them totally for a week even. Once they get a hold of you its going to be christmas time for your cock!
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YES!!!!!
That is the key right there! Bitches want a challenge. Play a little hard to get. Ignore them totally for a week even. Once they get a hold of you its going to be christmas time for your cock!
I have moved on from the receptionist at my gym to the newly single personal trainer, a blonde hotties, i will be tapping that this saturday..might even go raw in her.
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I have moved on from the receptionist at my gym to the newly single personal trainer, a blonde hotties, i will be tapping that this saturday..might even go raw in her.
Nice 8)
Make sure you get a few pics for us :P
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Nice 8)
Make sure you get a few pics for us :P
shes 30, pics are easy if there 20, but im the dude on the rebound, thank god, somebody has to be there for these low-self esteem bitches, and she is really keen, dont matter though, i know what will happen, its going to be messy.
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shes 30, pics are easy if there 20, but im the dude on the rebound, thank god, somebody has to be there for these low-self esteem bitches, and she is really keen, dont matter though, i know what will happen, its going to be messy.
Haha you're a bad man..... and bitches love bad men! Haha sometimes I almost feel sorry for them, but they will never learn.
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Haha you're a bad man..... and bitches love bad men! Haha sometimes I almost feel sorry for them, but they will never learn.
I was banging this chick on and off for a month, she had just broken up after 5 yrs with her BF, i got sick of her, so i stopped replying to her sms's and returning phone calls, i went out clubbing in sydney, a Club called SOHO, I
was talking to this chick from Melbourne, then Fiona the girl i was hitting off and on bursted in our convo and was like "you arrogant c.unt, dont you ever disrespect me again" i threw my drink on the whore, she cried and disappeared out the door, the melbourne girl wasnt impressed so she left, i went back to my place and fiona sends me a message "Im sorry for yelling at you tonight" i replied "that was not nice, but thats ok, where are you know now? come by?" she was over in 15 mins, we fucked like animals....Girls are fucken dumb
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I was banging this chick on and off for a month, she had just broken up after 5 yrs with her BF, i got sick of her, so i stopped replying to her sms's and returning phone calls, i went out clubbing in sydney, a Club called SOHO, I
was talking to this chick from Melbourne, then Fiona the girl i was hitting off and on bursted in our convo and was like "you arrogant c.unt, dont you ever disrespect me again" i threw my drink on the whore, she cried and disappeared out the door, the melbourne girl wasnt impressed so she left, i went back to my place and fiona sends me a message "Im sorry for yelling at you tonight" i replied "that was not nice, but thats ok, where are you know now? come by?" she was over in 15 mins, we fucked like animals....Girls are fucken dumb
LOL classic shit right there ;D
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I was banging this chick on and off for a month, she had just broken up after 5 yrs with her BF, i got sick of her, so i stopped replying to her sms's and returning phone calls, i went out clubbing in sydney, a Club called SOHO, I
was talking to this chick from Melbourne, then Fiona the girl i was hitting off and on bursted in our convo and was like "you arrogant c.unt, dont you ever disrespect me again" i threw my drink on the whore, she cried and disappeared out the door, the melbourne girl wasnt impressed so she left, i went back to my place and fiona sends me a message "Im sorry for yelling at you tonight" i replied "that was not nice, but thats ok, where are you know now? come by?" she was over in 15 mins, we fucked like animals....Girls are fucken dumb
I was banging this chick on and off for a month, she had just broken up after 5 yrs with her BF, i got sick of her, so i stopped replying to her sms's and returning phone calls, i went out clubbing in sydney, a Club called SOHO, I
was talking to this chick from Melbourne, then Fiona the girl i was hitting off and on bursted in our convo and was like "you arrogant c.unt, dont you ever disrespect me again" i threw my drink on the whore, she cried and disappeared out the door, the melbourne girl wasnt impressed so she left, i went back to my place and fiona sends me a message "Im sorry for yelling at you tonight" i replied "that was not nice, but thats ok, where are you know now? come by?" she was over in 15 mins, we fucked like animals....Girls are fucken dumb
Hahahaha!! The King!!!
I'm seeing this chick thats engaged who's been with her fiance for 7 years. Been tappin it for about 5 months now.... Whenever I go to meet her in a club she always has a go at me for never calling her or messaging her back and not realising how lucky I am to be fucking her as she could have any man.... I just tell her to go and get any man and let him fuck you with his small cock. And I never call you because you a just a fuck to me. Then I head to another club. And like clockwork I'll get a call a little bit later and she'll be all upset and wanting to come see me and get fucked. Bitches are fragile and love being treated like shit.
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Quicker i remember you making a list of like 10 tips or more on women and relationships on someones post but i cant seem to find it.
Can you please make another list of random but useful pointers.
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Bitches are fragile
Yet i never handle these hoes with care
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Quicker i remember you making a list of like 10 tips or more on women and relationships on someones post but i cant seem to find it.
Can you please make another list of random but useful pointers.
if you go through this thread im sure you can learn a few things.
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I was banging this chick on and off for a month, she had just broken up after 5 yrs with her BF, i got sick of her, so i stopped replying to her sms's and returning phone calls, i went out clubbing in sydney, a Club called SOHO, I
was talking to this chick from Melbourne, then Fiona the girl i was hitting off and on bursted in our convo and was like "you arrogant c.unt, dont you ever disrespect me again" i threw my drink on the whore, she cried and disappeared out the door, the melbourne girl wasnt impressed so she left, i went back to my place and fiona sends me a message "Im sorry for yelling at you tonight" i replied "that was not nice, but thats ok, where are you know now? come by?" she was over in 15 mins, we fucked like animals....Girls are fucken dumb
LMFAO!!!
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I was banging this chick on and off for a month, she had just broken up after 5 yrs with her BF, i got sick of her, so i stopped replying to her sms's and returning phone calls, i went out clubbing in sydney, a Club called SOHO, I
was talking to this chick from Melbourne, then Fiona the girl i was hitting off and on bursted in our convo and was like "you arrogant c.unt, dont you ever disrespect me again" i threw my drink on the whore, she cried and disappeared out the door, the melbourne girl wasnt impressed so she left, i went back to my place and fiona sends me a message "Im sorry for yelling at you tonight" i replied "that was not nice, but thats ok, where are you know now? come by?" she was over in 15 mins, we fucked like animals....Girls are fucken dumb
LOLOL damn this is funny :D :D :D :D
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The QB appreciation is strong in this thread :)
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The QB appreciation is strong in this thread :)
It feel good to be Appreciated, I love helping out people, even though it's people that i will never meet or see, making someone smile means alot to me.
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It feel good to be Appreciated, I love helping out people, even though it's people that i will never meet or see, making someone smile means alot to me.
Quick is good peoples
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Vengeance.
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Vengeance.
what ever happened with the korean , decide ? you still tapping that or what ?
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what ever happened with the korean , decide ? you still tapping that or what ?
No...but it buys me free food every weekend and all I need to do is talk to it. :)
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Quick is good peoples
Thanks for that, I am a good person, i do recieve heaps of pm's daily and try my best to help out, i did get a PM from a Female member telling me she agreed with my points, that was cool of her.
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I PM'ed dizzle some great tips now his going to put his tip in a myspace girl..
do you hit on myspace girls?
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after employing quickers tips with some success i am beginning to think mycellphones blue tooth feature was designed in the mold of female subconcious... "SAY A COMMAND ! "
;D
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okay, but if i say "fuck it", im worrie di wont "fuck it". ya know... ??? lol :D
i never feel comfortable with mucis like robin thicke playing unless i am already getting down with a achick.. do you think its weird if that come son and i change it, or could i leave it on... ??
OH.. how about this.. what if when i am making out with a chick and music is playing if i was to sing a part in the song i liked ??? lol..
Some Dwele....
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thats fly parker. i dig that.
reminds me of this snoop song i always listen to..
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big bump for the man.. getting getbiggers pussy free of charge !!
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big bump for the man.. getting getbiggers pussy free of charge !!
Candiggidy.... hows your pussy smashing been going?
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Candiggidy.... hows your pussy smashing been going?
its just now heating up as a result of quickers fine tips and step by step guidance !!
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its just now heating up as a result of quickers fine tips and step by step guidance !!
Its easy ey? i always use my own advice on milfs, married or not, im just a interesting guy.
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bumping my appreciation thread
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