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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #100 on: January 24, 2011, 08:01:51 AM »
naw must of the chics I get with had abusive bfriends and my big ass hands its like gettn hit with a 2.5lb slab of meat n bone......I choke em right when they climax if they like that but one girl had panic attacks or whuold pass out and that scared the shit outta me

your hard dyck in a girl that you just choked out - they'd wake up and thought they had a dream - I have weird sexual encounters (no homo)
I got to try this.  8)

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #101 on: January 24, 2011, 08:28:20 AM »
'diamond cuttin'

lol

Am I right or wrong?

You have a nude woman giving a blowjob and while she is doing it, it is displayed as a closeup, so all you see is a magnificent 6-inch penis getting serviced right in your face.  Sure, while she is doing it, she is staring deep into the camera, but it doesn't take away from the fact that you're essentially staring at another man's penis as it gets serviced and ultimately spills it's seed..

No folks, nothing gay about that...
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P.S.  The mere fact that a man can get a solid erection while seeing another man naked with a hard on, even if within a straight porn, leads to questions that beg to be answered..

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #102 on: January 24, 2011, 08:56:19 AM »
Am I right or wrong?

You have a nude woman giving a blowjob and while she is doing it, it is displayed as a closeup, so all you see is a magnificent 6-inch penis getting serviced right in your face.  Sure, while she is doing it, she is staring deep into the camera, but it doesn't take away from the fact that you're essentially staring at another man's penis as it gets serviced and ultimately spills it's seed..

No folks, nothing gay about that...
"1"

P.S.  The mere fact that a man can get a solid erection while seeing another man naked with a hard on, even if within a straight porn, leads to questions that beg to be answered..

This is not going to end well.... :-\ :-\
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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #103 on: January 24, 2011, 09:21:55 AM »
RIP

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #104 on: January 24, 2011, 09:28:20 AM »
This is not going to end well.... :-\ :-\

whole nother can of worms got opened with this crowd

but yea - I tell ya what you can analize too - I get off to seeing some guy with a cock like mine tearin up some females fine ass - my fav ;)

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #105 on: January 24, 2011, 09:42:40 AM »
whole nother can of worms got opened with this crowd

but yea - I tell ya what you can analize too - I get off to seeing some guy with a cock like mine tearin up some females fine ass - my fav ;)


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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #106 on: January 24, 2011, 10:03:01 AM »
Hello Bay. Reading through the LaLane thread I wanted to ask for someone to post those exact 2 pictures. Why are people so blind and ignore the real true picture? I think you will be hard pressed to find straight guys in this industry. I mean everything bb related revolves around gay erotica don't you think? Even on the boards I think there are so many that suppress their feelings. Truth is definitely hard to handle ... BTW this is not a rip on LaLane but an acknowledgement of what this industry really is.

Congratulations on connecting… the… dots…  You are smarter than the average getbigger.  Guys objecting to those photos might want to ask themselves why Jack (or any man) would choose to take photos like that.  Notice that they are not once-in-a-lifetime spontaneous or candid camera type photos.  Jack obviously posed for them and enjoyed doing so.  He was not coerced and he certainly did not do it for the money.  So what is the story?

I cannot pretend to answer that question, but it should be clear by now that a lot of guys in the bodybuilding/fitness world are not as black and white about their sexuality as many posters here want to believe.  Contrary to conventional wisdom, men do not pump up their bodies with huge muscles to gain the attention of women—they do it to gain the attention of men.  Sometimes (but not always) this attention is explicitly sexualized but on the other end of the spectrum it can be an effort at validation or similar efforts at peacocking.

I can think of several bodybuilders (some pros) who cultivate the attention of men (even gay men) yet they are “straight” and some even married.  Some of these guys physically engage with their male fans (sex, wrestle, etc).  Some of their women are OK with this while others are not.  Just look at the sampling of guys on musclegallery.com; at the very least those guys are willing to pose for photos sold to men—though some are conflicted enough to deny it.

As someone else has said, Jack had it all: good health, wealth, women, men, and the adoration of millions.  I admire him! 8)

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #107 on: January 24, 2011, 10:06:54 AM »
RIP

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #108 on: January 24, 2011, 10:15:26 AM »
Congratulations on connecting… the… dots…  You are smarter than the average getbigger.  Guys objecting to those photos might want to ask themselves why Jack (or any man) would choose to take photos like that.  Notice that they are not once-in-a-lifetime spontaneous or candid camera type photos.  Jack obviously posed for them and enjoyed doing so.  He was not coerced and he certainly did not do it for the money.  So what is the story?

I cannot pretend to answer that question, but it should be clear by now that a lot of guys in the bodybuilding/fitness world are not as black and white about their sexuality as many posters here want to believe.  Contrary to conventional wisdom, men do not pump up their bodies with huge muscles to gain the attention of women—they do it to gain the attention of men.  Sometimes (but not always) this attention is explicitly sexualized but on the other end of the spectrum it can be an effort at validation or similar efforts at peacocking.

I can think of several bodybuilders (some pros) who cultivate the attention of men (even gay men) yet they are “straight” and some even married.  Some of these guys physically engage with their male fans (sex, wrestle, etc).  Some of their women are OK with this while others are not.  Just look at the sampling of guys on musclegallery.com; at the very least those guys are willing to pose for photos sold to men—though some are conflicted enough to deny it.

As someone else has said, Jack had it all: good health, wealth, women, men, and the adoration of millions.  I admire him! 8)


I agree! good post....   

RIP Jack

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #109 on: January 24, 2011, 11:07:42 AM »
Did my power juicer suddenly triple in value?

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #110 on: January 24, 2011, 11:08:39 AM »
Not sure if this has been up, but it is cool...



From a friend --> This 3 minute clip says it all, and as only Jack could say it… from the heart, unscripted, and genuine.  Words to live by indeed.


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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #111 on: January 24, 2011, 11:15:47 AM »
he was a man everybody could admire

making it to 96 is quite impressive

rest in peace

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #112 on: January 24, 2011, 01:42:09 PM »
SUCKS


LOS ANGELES • Jack LaLanne, the fitness guru who inspired television viewers to trim down, eat well and pump iron for decades before diet and exercise became a national obsession, died Sunday. He was 96.

LaLanne died of respiratory failure due to pneumonia Sunday afternoon at his home in Morro Bay on California's central coast, his longtime agent Rick Hersh said.

LaLanne ate healthy and exercised every day of his life up until the end, Hersh said.

"I have not only lost my husband and a great American icon, but the best friend and most loving partner anyone could ever hope for," Elaine LaLanne, LaLanne's wife of 51 years and a frequent partner in his television appearances, said in a written statement.

He maintained a youthful physique and joked in 2006 that "I can't afford to die. It would wreck my image."

Former "Price is Right" host Bob Barker credited LaLanne's encouragement with helping him to start exercising often.

"He never lost enthusiasm for life and physical fitness," the 87-year-old Barker told The Associated Press on Sunday. "I saw him in about 2007 and he still looked remarkably good. He still looked like the same enthusiastic guy that he always was."

LaLanne (pronounced lah-LAYN') credited a sudden interest in fitness with transforming his life as a teen, and he worked tirelessly over the next eight decades to transform others' lives, too.

"The only way you can hurt the body is not use it," LaLanne said. "Inactivity is the killer and, remember, it's never too late."

His workout show was a television staple from the 1950s to the '70s. LaLanne and his dog Happy encouraged kids to wake their mothers and drag them in front of the television set. He developed exercises that used no special equipment, just a chair and a towel.

He also founded a chain of fitness studios that bore his name and in recent years touted the value of raw fruit and vegetables as he helped market a machine called Jack LaLanne's Power Juicer.

When he turned 43 in 1957, he performed more than 1,000 push-ups in 23 minutes on the "You Asked For It" television show. At 60, he swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco — handcuffed, shackled and towing a boat. Ten years later, he performed a similar feat in Long Beach harbor.

"I never think of my age, never," LaLanne said in 1990. "I could be 20 or 100. I never think about it, I'm just me. Look at Bob Hope, George Burns. They're more productive than they've ever been in their whole lives right now."

Fellow bodybuilder and former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger credited LaLanne with taking exercise out of the gymnasium and into living rooms.

"He laid the groundwork for others to have exercise programs, and now it has bloomed from that black and white program into a very colorful enterprise," Schwarzenegger said in 1990.

In 1936 in his native Oakland, LaLanne opened a health studio that included weight-training for women and athletes. Those were revolutionary notions at the time, because of the theory that weight training made an athlete slow and "muscle bound" and made a woman look masculine.

"You have to understand that it was absolutely forbidden in those days for athletes to use weights," he once said. "It just wasn't done. We had athletes who used to sneak into the studio to work out.

"It was the same with women. Back then, women weren't supposed to use weights. I guess I was a pioneer," LaLanne said.

The son of poor French immigrants, he was born in 1914 and grew up to become a sugar addict, he said.

The turning point occurred one night when he heard a lecture by pioneering nutritionist Paul Bragg, who advocated the benefits of brown rice, whole wheat and a vegetarian diet.

"He got me so enthused," LaLanne said. "After the lecture I went to his dressing room and spent an hour and a half with him. He said, 'Jack, you're a walking garbage can.'"

Soon after, LaLanne constructed a makeshift gym in his back yard. "I had all these firemen and police working out there and I kind of used them as guinea pigs," he said.

He said his own daily routine usually consisted of two hours of weightlifting and an hour in the swimming pool.

"It's a lifestyle, it's something you do the rest of your life," LaLanne said. "How long are you going to keep breathing? How long do you keep eating? You just do it."

In addition to his wife, he is survived by two sons, Dan and Jon, and a daughter, Yvonne.




http://www.gazette.com/articles/jack-111659-lalanne-died.html

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P.I.P Jack , the man was a legend  :-\

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #113 on: January 24, 2011, 01:50:03 PM »
I actually met the fellow briefly. He was doing some kind of news interview at a gym and he spent some time talking it up with the people working out. He was trying to show me how to do some kind of hanging jack knife thing. Needless to say he was not impressed with my efforts.  ;D

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #114 on: January 24, 2011, 02:02:42 PM »
I actually met the fellow briefly. He was doing some kind of news interview at a gym and he spent some time talking it up with the people working out. He was trying to show me how to do some kind of hanging jack knife thing. Needless to say he was not impressed with my efforts.  ;D

you let jack down?

I would of considered myself a failure at life - or I would of bought one of his jooses - one or the other

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #115 on: January 24, 2011, 02:11:14 PM »
I actually met the fellow briefly. He was doing some kind of news interview at a gym and he spent some time talking it up with the people working out. He was trying to show me how to do some kind of hanging jack knife thing. Needless to say he was not impressed with my efforts.  ;D

lol ... how did you come to that conclusion ?

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #116 on: January 24, 2011, 02:12:25 PM »
i won't lie...

I masturbate ALOT to the cumshot compilations.  I don't know if that makes me a queen but i can't lie

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #117 on: January 24, 2011, 02:14:55 PM »
lol ... how did you come to that conclusion ?

"jeeZUS srry folk this master blaster kid cant even do a ggdamn situp right the way I taught him how the fck is he gonna do at life from now on? huh you folks gotta answer for him......master blaster give the ole jack knife another try and dont cry on my matt for christs sake"




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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #118 on: January 24, 2011, 03:18:09 PM »
"jeeZUS srry folk this master blaster kid cant even do a ggdamn situp right the way I taught him how the fck is he gonna do at life from now on? huh you folks gotta answer for him......master blaster give the ole jack knife another try and dont cry on my matt for christs sake"





Lol!  ;D

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #119 on: January 24, 2011, 05:22:34 PM »
Not sure if this has been up, but it is cool...



From a friend --> This 3 minute clip says it all, and as only Jack could say it… from the heart, unscripted, and genuine.  Words to live by indeed.

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #120 on: January 24, 2011, 05:26:36 PM »
Congratulations on connecting… the… dots…  You are smarter than the average getbigger.  Guys objecting to those photos might want to ask themselves why Jack (or any man) would choose to take photos like that.  Notice that they are not once-in-a-lifetime spontaneous or candid camera type photos.  Jack obviously posed for them and enjoyed doing so.  He was not coerced and he certainly did not do it for the money.  So what is the story?
I cannot pretend to answer that question, but it should be clear by now that a lot of guys in the bodybuilding/fitness world are not as black and white about their sexuality as many posters here want to believe.  Contrary to conventional wisdom, men do not pump up their bodies with huge muscles to gain the attention of women—they do it to gain the attention of men.  Sometimes (but not always) this attention is explicitly sexualized but on the other end of the spectrum it can be an effort at validation or similar efforts at peacocking.

I can think of several bodybuilders (some pros) who cultivate the attention of men (even gay men) yet they are “straight” and some even married.  Some of these guys physically engage with their male fans (sex, wrestle, etc).  Some of their women are OK with this while others are not.  Just look at the sampling of guys on musclegallery.com; at the very least those guys are willing to pose for photos sold to men—though some are conflicted enough to deny it.

As someone else has said, Jack had it all: good health, wealth, women, men, and the adoration of millions.  I admire him! 8)


how do you know he didn't do it for the money

he looks pretty young in those pics and it seems like all those guys back then took pics like that





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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #121 on: January 24, 2011, 05:31:54 PM »
Outlived by George Burns

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #122 on: January 24, 2011, 05:33:59 PM »
Outlived by George Burns



LoL - i was just thinking last night that my old Italian grandmother outlived him too

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #123 on: January 24, 2011, 06:17:28 PM »
What was Lalanne's daily diet like?

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Re: RIP Jack Lalanne :((
« Reply #124 on: January 24, 2011, 07:29:00 PM »
What was Lalanne's daily diet like?
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