Calvin: List of his own
Shizzo: Ability to see his feet
Dr.Chimps: A clue
Parker: The complete book of Jazz standards for Cello
Littlej: A new pacifier. He wore the old one out
Avesher: Mental Health
Andre: Good health for himself and his family
Donny: Abduction by aliens. Anal probing only upon request.
Wiggs:Not Out Of Africa: How "Afrocentrism" Became An Excuse To Teach Myth As History (New Republic Book) Paperback – July 10, 1997 by Mary Lefkowitz (Author)
Ron: Orange chicken
Soulcrusher: bottle opener
Beachbum: he lives near the beach so fuck him. I hope it snows where he is at.
Man of Steel: A Merry Christmas
In your calcified pineal gland's dream. European "history" is revisionist history. Constantly being guarded and perpetuated with little mindless sheep like yourself. The Moors (Black) taught you all everything you know before they were eventually ran out of Europe. Europeans have by and large been useful idiots. You wouldn't believe real history if it kicked you in the crotch. Your entire existence and just about everything you think you know, is a lie. The good thing is it's all coming to light.
But hey, if I had recessive genetics and was only 1/10th of the people on the planet, I'd try to protect myself from genetic annihilation also. Your people are being bred out and they're not having enough children. My people were here in the beginning and they'll be here in the end. Good riddance. The truth hurts...In the end, mark my words, I'll have the last laugh...