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Title: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: Julio Ceasar on September 26, 2015, 05:43:39 AM
They are clumsy. Pussy smell shit. They got their period. Saggy tits. 99% loose ass. Cellulites. Stupid. Cant compete with men in any sport. Or most likely anything. Weak. No natural rythm. Etc etc etc...

They are probably aware of this shit and very afraid. Tjerefor trying to use their stinky slippy pussybrain to manipulate/control men...and most girls manage to do it. Bcz most men become owed pussies.

Time to get gay? Lick some cornhole? 
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: _aj_ on September 26, 2015, 05:46:40 AM
No, not "gay" yet. You have to pretend to be bisexual for a minimum of 6 months prior to going full-homo.

HTH.
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: devilsmile on September 26, 2015, 05:47:21 AM
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: robcguns on September 26, 2015, 05:47:40 AM
This post was pretty hysterical and spot on.
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: _aj_ on September 26, 2015, 05:51:30 AM


They look good and their hard bodies are built for fucking long and hard.

Can't fix that psycho chick brain though. If you want to keep a woman like this, just degrade her.
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: devilsmile on September 26, 2015, 05:57:25 AM
They look good and their hard bodies are built for fucking long and hard.

Can't fix that psycho chick brain though. If you want to keep a woman like this, just degrade her.

I love psychos, they are the best fucks. Why would I want to keep a woman, now that is crazy. You can eat pizza for so long until you just want to eat salad leaves and drink water.

I just want crazy sex but with women like that. My odds are one out of 5 billion so technically there's a chance but it's just unlikely.
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: Bosch on September 26, 2015, 06:03:38 AM
They are clumsy. Pussy smell shit. They got their period. Saggy tits. 99% loose ass. Cellulites. Stupid. Cant compete with men in any sport. Or most likely anything. Weak. No natural rythm. Etc etc etc...

They are probably aware of this shit and very afraid. Tjerefor trying to use their stinky slippy pussybrain to manipulate/control men...and most girls manage to do it. Bcz most men become owed pussies.

Time to get gay? Lick some cornhole? 

I feel ya bro.
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: True on September 26, 2015, 06:06:04 AM
We don't need women, women need US! Period.

Once I first realized that, life became so much easier. Now I have girls from everywhere wanting to throw them self at me.






























And I could care less... 8)
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 26, 2015, 06:09:48 AM
We don't need women, women need US! Period.

Once I first realized that, life became so much easier. Now I have girls from everywhere wanting to throw them self at me.






























And I could care less... 8)

You mean couldn't care less right?

Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: Mr Anabolic on September 26, 2015, 06:11:22 AM


Amazing.  I couldn't do 95% of that stuff.
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 26, 2015, 06:17:30 AM
They are clumsy. Pussy smell shit. They got their period. Saggy tits. 99% loose ass. Cellulites. Stupid. Cant compete with men in any sport. Or most likely anything. Weak. No natural rythm. Etc etc etc...

They are probably aware of this shit and very afraid. Tjerefor trying to use their stinky slippy pussybrain to manipulate/control men...and most girls manage to do it. Bcz most men become owed pussies.

Time to get gay? Lick some cornhole? 

Yes, or hire a whore
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 26, 2015, 06:35:23 AM
Just go dime piece tranny bro. That way, you can rationalize it to yourself. Plus, no kids. It sounds like you are not patient enough to have them anyway. One thing though, you talk of smelly pussy. What do you think asshole smells like!
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: devilsmile on September 26, 2015, 06:39:55 AM
Amazing.  I couldn't do 95% of that stuff.

truly beautiful shit these girls do. I mean you gotta love the strength of the guys edit; no homo, but women do everything so elegantly, fluidly like it's a one movement. Us men should really take note and not undermine stretching. Women tend to be naturally better in flexibility due to their superior body structure, men have to work on it much more than women. You can't even perform some of the movements that yes require strength but can't be done unless you have fluid flexibility
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: _aj_ on September 26, 2015, 06:47:47 AM
truly beautiful shit these girls do. I mean you gotta love the strength of the guys, but women do everything so elegantly, fluidly like it's a one movement. Us men should really take note and not undermine stretching. Women tend to be naturally better in flexibility due to their superior body structure, men have to work on it much more than women. You can't even perform some of the movements that yes require strength but can't be done unless you have fluid flexibility

Outed.
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: wes on September 26, 2015, 06:58:39 AM
Putrid Pussy Of Peace
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 26, 2015, 06:58:44 AM
Outed.
Not outed if he added a "no homo" at the end.

it piss.
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: devilsmile on September 26, 2015, 07:01:42 AM
Outed.

SHIT I forgot to add no homo, you're right... how do I reverse this???
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 26, 2015, 07:04:25 AM
SHIT I forgot to add no homo, you're right... how do I reverse this???

Just click "modify" to edit your post and add "No homo" at the end.
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: OB1 on September 26, 2015, 07:05:56 AM
They are clumsy. Pussy smell shit. They got their period. Saggy tits. 99% loose ass. Cellulites. Stupid. Cant compete with men in any sport. Or most likely anything. Weak. No natural rythm. Etc etc etc...

They are probably aware of this shit and very afraid. Tjerefor trying to use their stinky slippy pussybrain to manipulate/control men...and most girls manage to do it. Bcz most men become owed pussies.

Time to get gay? Lick some cornhole? 

Yes to all.
But no reason to get gay.
Yet.
 ;D
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: devilsmile on September 26, 2015, 07:07:41 AM
Just click "modify" to edit your post and add "No homo" at the end.

that's how easy it is? alright then fixed!
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: OB1 on September 26, 2015, 07:11:31 AM
We don't need women, women need US! Period.


That's right.
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: Julio Ceasar on September 26, 2015, 08:01:14 AM
Just go dime piece tranny bro. That way, you can rationalize it to yourself. Plus, no kids. It sounds like you are not patient enough to have them anyway. One thing though, you talk of smelly pussy. What do you think asshole smells like!

I do wash my asshole everytime i have been taken a dump. In most cases i do some deo roll on to. Doesn't like the smell of ass in my underwear Post workout, neither pre workout. It have a tendency to travel further to my workout shorts. I don't like a fast growing laundry pile. That's pretty much it - Less laundry!

I have been trying a tranny. A man with silicone in the ass and breast. She did lie abouther age to. Hell no she was 25. Blowjob ok, couldn't take it any further. Not willing to investigate the area below the waist...
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 26, 2015, 08:12:18 AM
I do wash my asshole everytime i have been taken a dump. In most cases i do some deo roll on to. Doesn't like the smell of ass in my underwear Post workout, neither pre workout. It have a tendency to travel further to my workout shorts. I don't like a fast growing laundry pile. That's pretty much it - Less laundry!

Can agree with that Julius, it piss.
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: beakdoctor on September 26, 2015, 08:21:48 AM

I have been trying a tranny. A man with silicone in the ass and breast. She did lie abouther age to. Hell no she was 25. Blowjob ok, couldn't take it any further. Not willing to investigate the area below the waist...

Well, yeah, man. It's been good chatting with you, but it's getting late. I gotta go. Run some errads. I'll catch up with you later bro. Take it easy.
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: _aj_ on September 26, 2015, 09:08:39 AM
that's how easy it is? alright then fixed!

You're clear bro, but I have to leave my rebuke as a warning to others.

Thanks for taking care of this so quickly.
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: _aj_ on September 26, 2015, 09:19:07 AM
I do wash my asshole everytime i have been taken a dump. In most cases i do some deo roll on to. Doesn't like the smell of ass in my underwear Post workout, neither pre workout. It have a tendency to travel further to my workout shorts. I don't like a fast growing laundry pile. That's pretty much it - Less laundry!

I have been trying a tranny. A man with silicone in the ass and breast. She did lie abouther age to. Hell no she was 25. Blowjob ok, couldn't take it any further. Not willing to investigate the area below the waist...

Your post intrigues me. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 26, 2015, 10:11:38 AM
Well, yeah, man. It's been good chatting with you, but it's getting late. I gotta go. Run some errads. I'll catch up with you later bro. Take it easy.

I was about to post something similar  ;D
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 26, 2015, 10:13:07 AM
I was about to post something similar  ;D

Same
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: _bruce_ on September 26, 2015, 11:48:02 AM
Subject:
Julio Ceasar

Course Of Disease:
initial anal tingling when "pumping" zuver plates. after a 7 week bulk-up phase, intense homo-erecto-stasis in the croatch region. followed by strong rectal activity when reading Weider magazines. furthermore, disturbing view on women and spelling when using the plural.

Prospect:
won't recover  :D
Title: Re: Pretty tired of girl...
Post by: devilsmile on September 26, 2015, 01:51:27 PM
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