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So I informed some of the broskies at work that my NOXPLODE had vanished and one of them smirked...then i was like "whats so funny" , the smirking one was like "I wasnt laughing, so what happened?" ....then one was like "I didnt know you had NOXPLODE", then they began to fill my head with random reasons like ... "Maybe the cleaning lady took it" , "Maybe they thought it was oatmeal", ect ... then one of them was like ... " hahah we moved it to another cabinet, we thought it was going to be a dumb joke but i guess it worked out pretty well !" ....So i got my NOXPLODE back and was own3d in the process...
ahem
jeajowned
I lock my stuff up man, the she-beasts in my office are always like vultures hovering and will snatch anything that isn't tied down. I just crop dust them bitches when they're not lookin'...
What's funny is they always are talking about dieting and will do "The Biggest Loser" competition with other co-workers or will pay $144 dollars for Weight Watchers so what do I do?? I bring in all the left over junk food from home to sabatoge their efforts!! I didn't use to do it on purpose, but now it's a mission!!!