Indians are great and all, but can we talk about Haitians for a second? I was behind one at the grocery store this morning. Slowest people on earth mentally, physically and behind the wheel of an uninsured vehicle. After her groceries were done being scanned, she must’ve forgot that she had to pay the cashier. She reached for her purse after 10 awkward seconds of not knowing how to do everyday things and then went through all 20 or so cards individually. The entire ordeal took 3 extra minutes while the only line in the store backed up to 5 people who were just trying to go to work. I wouldn’t expect anything else from a country with an average IQ of 67. Oh, and she was also 250 pounds.