Getbig's Elite Hit The Clubs ("Pictors")

[Uncle Junior]

If you actually had your own business and hired staff then maybe, just maybe you would have known tomorrow is a Bank Holiday.

Epic "one day is the same as the next when you dont work" outing of peace

So it is, quite right, bollox I needed to get some cash out the bank. 

I don't have a set routine, I am not a 9 to fiver so I don't keep track of these things.

Every day  is bank holiday for me. 

[Simple Simon]

So I saw two obvious juicers stepping out of nandos the other night. They were already tanked up and smelling like fried chicken. Walked behind them to same club. They were boasting to each other about how they would 'own the club' and how they were up there with yaboydave in pulling legend status. Enter club. They looked worse for wear and we're downing bottles before hitting the dance floor where they drunkenly hit on every group of chicks there. Having had no luck one then stepped behind an Indian chick while the other took a photo quickly, which nearly ended in a fight when she objected to her boyfriend. The two pissed up juicers then left and were seen in the local kebab shop after closing time. One of them had a mac on, but instead of inspector Cousteau maybe it's inspector clueless?

In comes one of Juniors paid cronies from his spell in Timeout.
How much did Junior pay you to post?

[Skorp1o]

Didn't know £100 notes existed  

Skorp not his usual self today in his hungover state, getting flustered in this thread, not looking forward to work tomorrow, was never a morning person myself I don't blame you.  

Thing with Frozen prawns though is you can have them 3 times a day whenever you want, lobster takes forever to cook and you can't get it fresh all the time and then you got to open it with a spatula.  

It's all protein at the end of the day.

IF it fits your macros eat it.  

Very tired as I was out all night socialising with good friends and pulling birds...but you wouldn't know anything about socialising and pulling birds though would you   lol

[Simple Simon]

So it is, quite right, bollox I needed to get some cash out the bank. 

I don't have a set routine, I am not a 9 to fiver so I don't keep track of these things.

Every day  is bank holiday for me. 

Cash points are open all the time Junior, you dont have to actually go to the bank nowadays.

I know everyday is a Bank Holiday for you, that was the point of my post.

[bloated]

Here's what we think of prostitutes and men who can't get women for free and have to pay to sleep with diseased run down vaginas of peace.

great guys

[Skorp1o]

Cash points are open all the time Junior, you dont have to actually go to the bank nowadays.

I know everyday is a Bank Holiday for you, that was the point of my post.

lol 

[bigmc]

So I saw two obvious juicers stepping out of nandos the other night. They were already tanked up and smelling like fried chicken. Walked behind them to same club. They were boasting to each other about how they would 'own the club' and how they were up there with yaboydave in pulling legend status. Enter club. They looked worse for wear and we're downing bottles before hitting the dance floor where they drunkenly hit on every group of chicks there. Having had no luck one then stepped behind an Indian chick while the other took a photo quickly, which nearly ended in a fight when she objected to her boyfriend. The two pissed up juicers then left and were seen in the local kebab shop after closing time. One of them had a mac on, but instead of inspector Cousteau maybe it's inspector clueless?

you sound like the type of guy who holds his wifes hand

while tanked up guys fuck her in the ass

were you crying when you typed that

[The Ugly]

All of these hot people having fun and having the most sex. If I approached one of these blonde girls they would surely reject me and make me feel inferior. Instead they will go with these obnoxious gettbiggers.

Brilliant.

[Uncle Junior]

Cash points are open all the time Junior, you dont have to actually go to the bank nowadays.

I know everyday is a Bank Holiday for you, that was the point of my post.

Cash points don't pay you out 10k at a time last time I checked, I wanted to go to the GG's tomorrow for a change of scenery for old times sake, not a problem I will use my debit card with Hills or my Betfair account.

Are whorehouses open usually on Bank Holiday Monday's?

 

[Man of Steel]

you sound like the type of fuy who holds his wifes hand

while tanked up guys fuck her in the ass

were you crying when you typed that

HEY!!  I hold my wife's hand all the time.  I hold my daughter's hand too!  

[freespirit]

So I saw two obvious juicers stepping out of nandos the other night. They were already tanked up and smelling like fried chicken. Walked behind them to same club. They were boasting to each other about how they would 'own the club' and how they were up there with yaboydave in pulling legend status. Enter club. They looked worse for wear and we're downing bottles before hitting the dance floor where they drunkenly hit on every group of chicks there. Having had no luck one then stepped behind an Indian chick while the other took a photo quickly, which nearly ended in a fight when she objected to her boyfriend. The two pissed up juicers then left and were seen in the local kebab shop after closing time. One of them had a mac on, but instead of inspector Cousteau maybe it's inspector clueless?

 

[Simple Simon]

HEY!!  I hold my wife's hand all the time.  I hold my daughter's hand too!  

You really need to read that back, it sounds bad.

[monstermunch]

Go go gadget online muscular men meetup? 

[Skorp1o]

So I saw two obvious juicers stepping out of nandos the other night. They were already tanked up and smelling like fried chicken. Walked behind them to same club. They were boasting to each other about how they would 'own the club' and how they were up there with yaboydave in pulling legend status. Enter club. They looked worse for wear and we're downing bottles before hitting the dance floor where they drunkenly hit on every group of chicks there. Having had no luck one then stepped behind an Indian chick while the other took a photo quickly, which nearly ended in a fight when she objected to her boyfriend. The two pissed up juicers then left and were seen in the local kebab shop after closing time. One of them had a mac on, but instead of inspector Cousteau maybe it's inspector clueless?

There was three guys actually not two and Nando's doesn't serve friend chicken  

The girl that nearly got analised by the unnamed getbigger was English with blue eyes and not Indian.

Epic fail at trolling

[Man of Steel]

You really need to read that back, it sounds bad.

big unashamed hand holding man of peace

[Skorp1o]

You really need to read that back, it sounds bad.

That's what I thought but struggled to comment without that thought playing in mind and it was way too uncomfortable.

[monstermunch]

There was three guys actually not two and Nando's doesn't serve friend chicken  

The girl that nearly got analised by the unnamed getbigger was English with blue eyes and not Indian.

Epic fail at trolling

Go go gadget pedantic? 

[Simple Simon]

Cash points don't pay you out 10k at a time last time I checked, I wanted to go to the GG's tomorrow for a change of scenery for old times sake, not a problem I will use my debit card with Hills or my Betfair account.

Are whorehouses open usually on Bank Holiday Monday's?

 

Yep, all done online from the attic, same with your poker.
Big nosed fat fuck like you has never even sat at a poker table.

[Man of Steel]

That's what I thought but struggled to comment without that thought playing in mind and it was way too uncomfortable.

Just read the second line of that other post....I've been on other non-Getbig sites today speaking to normal folk....forgot where I was for a minute LOL.  

[Simple Simon]

Just read the second line of that other post....I've been on other non-Getbig sites today speaking to normal folk....forgot where I was for a minute LOL.  

I didnt really know how to approach it, I scanned my mind for a witty retort, but was lost.

Glad you re-read it.   

[Uncle Junior]

Yep, all done online from the attic, same with your poker.
Big nosed fat fuck like you has never even sat at a poker table.

Why you didn't come to hippodrome on Saturday?

I was half expecting you there.

Mwah
x0x0

[Skorp1o]

Just read the second line of that other post....I've been on other non-Getbig sites today speaking to normal folk....forgot where I was for a minute LOL.  

phew im glad we have an explanation

[Simple Simon]

Why you didn't come to hippodrome on Saturday?

I was half expecting you there.

Mwah
x0x0

"Hippo"

Yep, thats you alright.

[Man of Steel]

I didnt really know how to approach it, I scanned my mind for a witty retort, but was lost.

Glad you re-read it.   

You did all you could LOL!!! 

[Man of Steel]

phew im glad we have an explanation

When I read the whole chain back now it makes me laugh.....is what it is.