You're big, but my brother/cousin/friend/coworker is bigger than you

[Man of Steel]

How many have heard this bullshit at some point in your life?   "Wow!!  You're a big guy, but my cousin's girlfriend's brother's best friend's former college roommate is 10lbs bigger than you."


Oh brother   

[Mars]

haha yes and when you see the "guy" it turns out to be a tiny tit.

[mass 04]

I like the "My boyfriends doggroomers aunt who's husband served in Vietnam son who worked in a factory benched 500 lbs in the basement of my great uncles apartment."

[Man of Steel]

AHAHAHAAH!!!  Exactly Mars!   I've even got this one chick at the movies that I "used to know" say, "yeah, you've gotten bigger, but my friend could still beat in you in arm wrestling."  I laughed and said, "I'm sure he can." And she said, "what, you to chicken to even try?"   And after a few more moments of picking and prodding I relented and said, "fine, go get him."   And she says, "Oh, he's outta town right now."  

[_bruce_]

Sometimes I hear such things, though I'm not big - the only answer I can give  em is "...you've never seen someone big and do you mind showing me a pic of that related behemoth?"
People are just silly.

[The Squadfather]

I like the "My boyfriends doggroomers aunt who's husband served in Vietnam son who worked in a factory benched 500 lbs in the basement of my great uncles apartment."

hahahahhaaa.

[jason armstrong]

How many have heard this bullshit at some point in your life?   "Wow!!  You're a big guy, but my cousin's girlfriend's brother's best friend's former college roommate is 10lbs bigger than you."


Oh brother   

They'd have to be pretty fat to be "bigger" than you.
What are you 30% bodyfat at the least?
big and fat are too different things.
hope this helps husky big boned boy -FAT aka OBESE.

[Mars]

i love how the majority of the "people" think the more you train the bigger you wil become and whey shakes are steroids

[Man of Steel]

They'd have to be pretty fat to be "bigger" than you.
What are you 30% bodyfat at the least?
big and fat are too different things.
hope this helps husky big boned boy -FAT aka OBESE.

I thought I detected the stench of an embittered twunt.

[Hunter86]

i love how the majority of the "people" think the more you train the bigger you wil become and whey shakes are steroids

And Brad Pitt is big and creatine is an illegal substance

[Man of Steel]

And Brad Pitt is big and creatine is an illegal substance

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Exactly, the ole "Brad Pitt in Fight Club and Troy is huuuuuuge" bit!!  Yes, he's the biggest sum'bitch I've ever seen in a size medium GAP glitter tee.

[Smokincrazy]

I love that...."My brother is twice as big as you"   OK so he's 560  

[The Squadfather]

hahahaa, they always know a guy who was training for the Mr. Olympia, World's Strongest Man, the Olympics, the World Powerlifting Championships, the IBF Heavyweight Boxing Championship and the UFC Superheavyweight crown all at the same time but got injured.

[Hunter86]

I also love the fact that if your big people go out of their way to tell you about their how they work out and their workouts always a joke "Yeah so yesterday I did like 12 pull-ups and ran for like 10 minutes without stopping"

Do they honestly think they are impressing us.

[Bluto]

hahahah i love it how girls pull up my shirt and lick my 6 pack abs with their tongue and tell me im a sexy beast but they know somebody with an 8 pack!!!

[Man of Steel]

hahahaa, they always know a guy who was training for the Mr. Olympia, World's Strongest Man, the Olympics, the World Powerlifting Championships, the IBF Heavyweight Boxing Championship and the UFC Superheavyweight crown all at the same time but got injured.

Exactly, I've gotten the "you're a big guy, but my sister was a friend of Matt Mendenhall back in the 80s."   

[toolarge4u]

How many have heard this bullshit at some point in your life?   "Wow!!  You're a big guy, but my cousin's girlfriend's brother's best friend's former college roommate is 10lbs bigger than you."


Oh brother   

always loves the my 18 year old son is twice your size already..."so that means hes 480?" jesus thats huge

[Hunter86]

always loves the my 18 year old son is twice your size already..."so that means hes 480?" jesus thats huge

"My sons a freshman and he runs a 4.3"   

[_bruce_]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Exactly, the ole "Brad Pitt in Fight Club and Troy is huuuuuuge" bit!!  Yes, he's the biggest sum'bitch I've ever seen in a size medium GAP glitter tee.

The Pitt-drama is the greatest fag-attack ever on western society... an athletic looking lean semi-thin boy that's touted to be big.
A shame.

[mass 04]

or the "guys" who see Ronnie Coleman on a magazine cover and say "I could look like that if i wanted to, but i don't want to juice and lose my dick."

[Bluto]

haha yes or the girls that pinch your ass and says "it's firm you definitely got buns of steel but check out mine it aint that bad either" and her ass is great as you feel it with both your hands and pinch it but still you cant help to feel she would be better off with a few more sets of lunges so you dont ask her out for that reason!!

hahahaha yeah man we've all been there!!

[The Squadfather]

Exactly, I've gotten the "you're a big guy, but my sister was a friend of Matt Mendenhall back in the 80s."   

hahahhahaa, it's always the 80's.

[Man of Steel]

hahahhahaa, it's always the 80's.

I've gotten the Matt Mendenhall comment twice from two different people.

[Bluto]

hahaha

mos remember when you were stopped in the street and a girl said "you're big and all, but you got nothing on michael moore?"

[Mobil]

or "i used to be bigger then you when i was all into it" i always respond.."wheres the pics then?"