... in real life I would destroy you bro ain't no pros walking around in offseason at 300lbs 10%, bro you weigh 200 measly pounds, I didn't stuff my face to get to 300 I trained like a animal to get there, bro your 200 lbs I haven't weighed 200 since I was 17, you think bc your cut that means something it means nothing I've paid my dues bro your just a 200 lb twink!
SeaWhale you think ...
You're black: No. Look in the mirror brother you're not black. Nor is wiggs Jewish, he only wishes he was.
Your shape and structure: Utter failure. Blame your parents/genetics. We're not all blessed. You failed even before you started. Hence, you swear by your sheer size and body weight to divert attention from what is in fact reality.
Pro's walking around at 300lb: Many heavyweights do, but none that resemble you. They can shave off 50-60lb and walk on stage, and you cannot even after losing 80lb from your 300lb frame.
Size: Once the 50 pounds of fat is gone + another 30lb. Your delusions of grandeur will be no more. For now you can pretend you're black and rap your way out of it each time.
Strength: again it's relative, but not much to speak of.
Your delusions of grandeur: Priceless. Call MasterCard (MA), maybe they can sponsor you. Arbitrage your success by shorting MA before October blues hit the markets.
P.S. You keep up this grandeur [better than everyone else -- 'shutting us down'] demeanor of yours and i will have Ron send a restraining order to your fork and plate for 'stuffing your face'.