Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?MrYorkieLover-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime photographer on MuscleBeach. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."*YorkieLover tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Jim and why do you have his underwear?MrYorkielover-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"MrYorkieLover "No!!!!"
