Author Topic: What happened to Simon Cowell? (Read 7158 times)

BayGBM · « **on:** June 14, 2012, 03:00:48 PM »

The last time I saw this guy was on Idol a few years ago and I recall him sitting at the table looking sort of buff. He used to wear form fitting shirts and he appeared to have arms and a chest. What happened to him? Too much of the good life I guess.

Now he look he has HGH head and is off the sauce.

deadz · « **Reply #1 on:** June 14, 2012, 03:05:45 PM »

Money>Muscle

bradistani · « **Reply #2 on:** June 14, 2012, 03:12:29 PM »

he's a chain smoker. he's never been buff

Anna Recksiek · « **Reply #3 on:** June 14, 2012, 03:27:46 PM »

Brutal gyno

SF1900 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 14, 2012, 03:29:35 PM »

According to Forbes, he is worth about 364 million.

deadz · « **Reply #5 on:** June 14, 2012, 03:32:04 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on June 14, 2012, 03:29:35 PM

According to Forbes, he is worth about 364 million.

With that kind of money i'd stick with the easily obtainable "health look".

dr.chimps · « **Reply #6 on:** June 14, 2012, 03:33:56 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on June 14, 2012, 03:29:35 PM

According to Forbes, he is worth about 364 million.

Cripes. Talk about FU money. I'd just lie in bed and order in everything - "I'd like an an all-dressed, a key of coke, and a throne of hookers."

deadz · « **Reply #7 on:** June 14, 2012, 03:37:16 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on June 14, 2012, 03:33:56 PM

Cripes. Talk about FU money. I'd just lie in bed and order in everything - "I'd like an an all-dressed, a key of coke, and a throne of hookers."

Yes, I certainly wouldn't spend the six hours a week I currently spend in the gym lifting.

Benito Mutumbo · « **Reply #8 on:** June 14, 2012, 03:45:31 PM »

Looks like he's using the new Palumbo ~~chemo~~ detox program.

Mocklate, eucalyptus oil, popcorn & grounding mats.

SF1900 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 14, 2012, 03:52:57 PM »

Quote from: deadz on June 14, 2012, 03:32:04 PM

With that kind of money i'd stick with the easily obtainable "health look".

Pretty much. Id lay in bed and do nothing all day, besides walk back and forth to my dvd player. Then again, Id probably hire someone just to do that for me.

SF1900 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 14, 2012, 03:53:56 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on June 14, 2012, 03:33:56 PM

Cripes. Talk about FU money. I'd just lie in bed and order in everything - "I'd like an an all-dressed, a key of coke, and a throne of hookers."

lol......364 million would be a sweet deal.

I wonder what it would feel like to have that kind of money? Oh wait, I post on GB, I already have that type of money! Silly me!

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 14, 2012, 04:06:55 PM »

Cowell M. Sherk and Sinitta

Radical Plato · « **Reply #12 on:** June 15, 2012, 04:23:50 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on June 14, 2012, 04:06:55 PM

Cowell M. Sherk and Sinitta

Someone forgot to remove the gag after the b&d session!

240 is Back · « **Reply #13 on:** June 15, 2012, 04:27:46 AM »

Simon Cowell is the 98th richest getbigger.

Stark · « **Reply #14 on:** June 15, 2012, 05:16:51 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on June 14, 2012, 03:00:48 PM

The last time I saw this guy was on Idol a few years ago and I recall him sitting at the table looking sort of buff. He used to wear form fitting shirts and he appeared to have arms and a chest. What happened to him? Too much of the good life I guess.

Now he look he has HGH head and is off the sauce.

"sort of buff" come on bay, the guy never really looked anything but a wet towel, that stupid haircut and the stupid shirt (tshirts included) he wears.

BayGBM · « **Reply #15 on:** June 15, 2012, 07:28:36 AM »

Quote from: Stark on June 15, 2012, 05:16:51 AM

"sort of buff" come on bay, the guy never really looked anything but a wet towel, that stupid haircut and the stupid shirt (tshirts included) he wears.

If that were true there would be no contrast to the way he looks now. There is. He used to wear form fitting shirts and he had arms. Now, not so much.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #16 on:** June 15, 2012, 07:32:44 AM »

Fucking mudshark. His face resembles a cave man.

Stark · « **Reply #17 on:** June 15, 2012, 08:57:50 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on June 15, 2012, 07:28:36 AM

If that were true there would be no contrast to the way he looks now. There is. He used to wear form fitting shirts and he had arms. Now, not so much.

What I meant buddy is that this is just an unflattering picture that the man is a genius in the way he presents himself, he tend to wear all these hugging shirt a certain type I agree with you but I don't think he was ever "buff" or close.

arce1988 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 15, 2012, 02:44:41 PM »

He is Bi

bradistani · « **Reply #19 on:** June 15, 2012, 03:15:45 PM »

Quote from: deadz on June 14, 2012, 03:05:45 PM

Money>Muscle

or both

when you think of all the sweet things in life that money can get you. they'd be a thousand times sweeter if you are fit, healty and in shape. especially the women

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 15, 2012, 05:01:50 PM »

Quote from: arce1988 on June 15, 2012, 02:44:41 PM

He is Bi

Why would you say that Arce?

Did he make a pass at you one time?

Fortress · « **Reply #21 on:** June 16, 2012, 11:46:41 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on June 14, 2012, 04:06:55 PM

Quite possibly the gayest 'do I have ever seen. LOOK AT IT.

BayGBM · « **Reply #22 on:** June 16, 2012, 03:18:34 PM »

Quote from: Stark on June 15, 2012, 08:57:50 AM

What I meant buddy is that this is just an unflattering picture that the man is a genius in the way he presents himself, he tend to wear all these hugging shirt a certain type I agree with you but I don't think he was ever "buff" or close.

That's because you are accustomed to looking at juiced muscled men wearing thongs.

chaos · « **Reply #23 on:** June 16, 2012, 03:31:08 PM »

I see nipple.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #24 on:** June 16, 2012, 03:39:13 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on June 16, 2012, 11:46:41 AM

Quite possibly the gayest 'do' I have ever seen. LOOK AT IT.

Channeling Farrah Fawcett, I'm guessing.