Hahahah that is great
No, it wasn't a great experience, but it was memorable.
I was sitting there in dense city traffic and the turd was "prairie dogging".
After shifting my sitting position and trying some breathing techniques, I had to accept the inevitable .
I slowly exhaled and gave birth to a lovely 10" turd, right there , driving the car.
It suddenly dawned on me , I just pooped my pants.
I laughed to myself for a few seconds and realized I was stuck sitting in shit until I got home.