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Title: The way they shoulda got rid of the body....
Post by: JamieX4200 on December 25, 2005, 05:48:36 PM: Get some hogs, preferably about 5 or 6.... Do not feed them for a few weeks... Throw her through a wood chpper into their food, they'll eat EVERY BIT....

thanks,
jamie
Title: Re: The way they shoulda got rid of the body....
Post by: 240 is Back on December 25, 2005, 05:57:24 PM: Quote from: JamieX4200 on December 25, 2005, 05:48:36 PM
Get some hogs, preferably about 5 or 6.... Do not feed them for a few weeks... Throw her through a wood chpper into their food, they'll eat EVERY BIT....

thanks,
jamie

you're a big Snatch fan, eh?
Title: Re: The way they shoulda got rid of the body....
Post by: knny187 on December 25, 2005, 06:01:48 PM: Quote from: JamieX4200 on December 25, 2005, 05:48:36 PM
Get some hogs, preferably about 5 or 6.... Do not feed them for a few weeks... Throw her through a wood chpper into their food, they'll eat EVERY BIT....

thanks,
jamie

You're correct...hogs will eat anything...

but there's no need to not feed them for a couple days...

& no need for the wood chipper.

I've heard of a couple "missing person's" cases where this theory has been proved.
Title: Re: The way they shoulda got rid of the body....
Post by: 240 is Back on December 25, 2005, 06:03:52 PM: i think shredding bodies in a woodchipper would lead to a few more problems.

Bury the body in the middle of nowhere.

Then shut your mouth. Tell no one. Never discuss it again.

Period.
Title: Re: The way they shoulda got rid of the body....
Post by: JamieX4200 on December 25, 2005, 06:14:49 PM: The wood chipper is just to mix it up in their regular food, and not to feed them would assure they ate the bones and teeth... :)
Title: Re: The way they shoulda got rid of the body....
Post by: 619Rules on December 25, 2005, 07:12:34 PM: Quote from: JamieX4200 on December 25, 2005, 06:14:49 PM
The wood chipper is just to mix it up in their regular food, and not to feed them would assure they ate the bones and teeth... :)

Ever see the movie "Fargo"?
Title: Re: The way they shoulda got rid of the body....
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on December 25, 2005, 08:13:02 PM: You could also eat the body.