Author Topic: I don't care for the olympics, I could suggest ways to make it interesting  (Read 1457 times)

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I would never bother to watch world cup or olympics.

zzzz boring as hell

Guess I am too american and just not impressed with lil skinny dudes doing boring things.

I think the olympics need to combine events requiring power with event requiring speed and stamina.

kinda such that the winner is someone with strength and fitness not a big fat mastodon nor a skinny whelp

I am not sure what such event might be like?

a race of 1 lap of a track carrying 100 pounds?

i dunno

maybe you creative types here can come up with some ideas

I am also against any tax money going to the olympics. f that, so wrong, por guy taxed for that doesn't wana pay for roids for some sprinter

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Re: I don't care for the olympics, I could suggest ways to make it interesting
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2014, 01:45:52 PM »
How about making the downhill interesting by having to dodge bullets.

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Re: I don't care for the olympics, I could suggest ways to make it interesting
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2014, 01:49:13 PM »
Skating on thin ice?

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Re: I don't care for the olympics, I could suggest ways to make it interesting
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2014, 01:50:03 PM »
Drunken luge

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Re: I don't care for the olympics, I could suggest ways to make it interesting
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2014, 01:51:38 PM »
and the players of ice hockey wielding a larger axe in one hand and the hockey stick in the other

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Re: I don't care for the olympics, I could suggest ways to make it interesting
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2014, 01:56:01 PM »

Pairs figure skaters have to this before going onto the ice.

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Re: I don't care for the olympics, I could suggest ways to make it interesting
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2014, 02:05:25 PM »
Already better then Russia!

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Re: I don't care for the olympics, I could suggest ways to make it interesting
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2014, 02:37:46 PM »
I would never bother to watch world cup or olympics.

zzzz boring as hell

Guess I am too american and just not impressed with lil skinny dudes doing boring things.

I think the olympics need to combine events requiring power with event requiring speed and stamina.

kinda such that the winner is someone with strength and fitness not a big fat mastodon nor a skinny whelp

I am not sure what such event might be like?

a race of 1 lap of a track carrying 100 pounds?

i dunno

maybe you creative types here can come up with some ideas

I am also against any tax money going to the olympics. f that, so wrong, por guy taxed for that doesn't wana pay for roids for some sprinter

sponsors only

i'm with you on that one, suggest they plant land mines on the slaom course, also on the bobsled course would jazz it up a bit. maybe have the guys jump through fire on the ski jump run.  on the downhill maybe start an avalanche to help improve times and watchability.
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Re: I don't care for the olympics, I could suggest ways to make it interesting
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2014, 02:59:19 PM »
Have the whores ice skate naked

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Re: I don't care for the olympics, I could suggest ways to make it interesting
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2014, 05:00:09 PM »
I'd tune in for naked curling....