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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2024, 05:30:40 AM »
Quote from: Royalty on April 22, 2024, 04:15:26 AM
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Yes score sheets showed Mentzer way higher on this one (“other factors”).
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2024, 05:40:26 AM »
If the package was a muscle, they probably would.
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2024, 05:44:51 AM »
They should go back to the fig leaf -

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2024, 05:53:38 AM »
Quote from: BB on April 22, 2024, 05:44:51 AM
They should go back to the fig leaf -

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Fig leaf actually more respectable than the glittering hiked up thongs of today
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Royalty

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2024, 11:38:23 AM »
Arnold would only need a single blade of grass to hide his mini “light switch”
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2024, 01:25:05 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on April 22, 2024, 11:38:23 AM
Arnold would only need a single blade of grass to hide his mini “light switch”

To back up your point, post a Mentzer comparison. Lots of examples out there, but a link to click from this end would generate a flare-up.
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2024, 02:12:28 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on April 22, 2024, 11:38:23 AM
Arnold would only need a single blade of grass to hide his mini “light switch”

Shouldn't you get back to concentrating on Arnold's penis.... oh, I guess I spoke to soon.

Royalty,  how much time do you dedicate to thinking about penises in a single day?

Have you met Beefcake? (I know... I know. We all do.) You  could talk for hours with yourself him about penises.
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mphgrove

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2024, 02:54:30 PM »
Quote from: beakdoctor on April 22, 2024, 02:12:28 PM
Shouldn't you get back to concentrating on Arnold's penis.... oh, I guess I spoke to soon.

Royalty,  how much time do you dedicate to thinking about penises in a single day?

Have you met Beefcake? (I know... I know. We all do.) You  could talk for hours with yourself him about penises.

All that aside, this might help Royalty rub in rub out his case against Arnold.

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fc3%2F93%2F37%2Fc393370f0331809f2b8bfc6cc1ffa017.jpg&tbnid=948iht-IG5UQFM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F481322278906714818%2F&docid=Uk0dyJvtIYD06M&w=500&h=634&itg=1&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=59181e8002bd37de&shem=abme%2Ctrie

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2024, 05:06:00 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on April 22, 2024, 11:38:23 AM
Arnold would only need a single blade of grass to hide his mini “light switch”
Did you see the first Terminator, where Arnold is walking around naked with his dick showing?
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2024, 12:37:48 AM »
Quote from: beakdoctor on April 22, 2024, 02:12:28 PM
Shouldn't you get back to concentrating on Arnold's penis.... oh, I guess I spoke to soon.

Royalty,  how much time do you dedicate to thinking about penises in a single day?

Have you met Beefcake? (I know... I know. We all do.) You  could talk for hours with yourself him about penises.
Arnold's penis is his 2nd biggest fantasy. Wanking to Mentzer is his 1st.
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2024, 04:40:58 AM »
There’s an argument for them posing nude but judges/fans would likely be too horny to focus. 
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mphgrove

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2024, 06:01:52 AM »
Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on April 23, 2024, 04:40:58 AM
There’s an argument for them posing nude but judges/fans would likely be too horny to focus.

Not necessary if the NPC selected the best competitors for a final round:

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2024, 07:35:56 AM »
Quote from: Bevo on April 21, 2024, 09:40:46 AM
Mark dugdale’s placings would change dramatically

Haha. Epic thread.
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #38 on: April 24, 2024, 07:59:32 AM »
Quote from: Bevo on April 21, 2024, 09:40:46 AM
Mark dugdale’s placings would change dramatically

Placing? Man's getting DNQ-ed (did not qualify).
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #39 on: April 24, 2024, 12:19:24 PM »
HikingRobert is Beakdoctor AKA Army of One


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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #40 on: April 24, 2024, 12:20:42 PM »
Quote from: hikingrobert on April 24, 2024, 07:59:32 AM
Placing? Man's getting DNQ-ed (did not qualify).

ARNOLD LOSING BADLY
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #41 on: April 24, 2024, 08:07:14 PM »
Arnold makes mark look like he’s well endowed
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #42 on: April 25, 2024, 02:16:54 PM »
I expected a lot of backlash after posting this thread. Evrything went better than expected.
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #43 on: April 25, 2024, 02:25:27 PM »
Quote from: Amerian Muscle on April 25, 2024, 02:16:54 PM
I expected a lot of backlash after posting this thread. Evrything went better than expected.
Its OK , you are amongst fags here.
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #44 on: April 25, 2024, 02:32:09 PM »
Quote from: joswift on April 25, 2024, 02:25:27 PM
Its OK , you are amongst fags here.
I guess so
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #45 on: April 26, 2024, 06:35:27 AM »
Quote from: Amerian Muscle on April 25, 2024, 02:16:54 PM
I expected a lot of backlash after posting this thread. Evrything went better than expected.

I could only wish my Glute control thread had similar success.
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #46 on: April 26, 2024, 08:32:33 AM »
Quote from: falco on April 26, 2024, 06:35:27 AM
I could only wish my Glute control thread had similar success.
isnt it funny :D
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mphgrove

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #47 on: April 26, 2024, 11:25:01 AM »
Pumping definitely helps, Ramy before (YouTube) and after (Twitter link below)



https://twitter.com/maxyalpha/status/1610986719788015618/mediaviewer
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Amerian Muscle

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #48 on: April 26, 2024, 11:41:18 AM »
Quote from: mphgrove on April 26, 2024, 11:25:01 AM
Pumping definitely helps, Ramy before (YouTube) and after (Twitter link below)



https://twitter.com/maxyalpha/status/1610986719788015618/mediaviewer
what the fuck is with this music
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #49 on: April 26, 2024, 11:42:27 AM »
Quote from: ziballz on April 21, 2024, 04:17:34 PM
They should give the competitors boner pills so they can take off their thongs at the end of the show and let the judges decide whos got the girthiest and most striated package of all

Could even have one for the women where the puffiest labia, biggest clit and longest piss flaps wins

No homo ofc

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That's me on the way to be one of the judges for that sucker!!!  :P


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