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Title: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 11:02:50 AM
Taken from POF. Clearly drugs/delusions are an integral part of her daily regiment.
 :-X
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: bigmikecox on January 09, 2013, 11:05:00 AM
Nice cans. Face does look old, but you dont bang her face ;D

That said, id hit so raw and so hard and just BLAST in the guts
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: jwb on January 09, 2013, 11:06:05 AM
Paper bag it...
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 11:06:22 AM
Nice cans. Face does look old, but you dont bang her face ;D

That said, id hit so raw and so hard and just BLAST in the guts

Would not hit. I'd be doing her a favor and I'm not trying to do favors today.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 11:07:47 AM

The names Heather & I was born & raised in Vegas, but some say I have a little country in me. I love living in Vegas, all my family is here. I currently work as an office manager for a process server/private investigators company. I love going to the gym, watching tv, my favorites are Lie to Me, Criminal Minds, Law & Order: CI, & Being Human. When it comes to music I like anything & everything. Like going to BBQ's & hanging with friends. I'm looking to find that Mr. Right, & to start livin life the w
ay I should be!

In my bedroom you would find....A jigsaw puzzle of kama sutra: 82 positions & Jim Benton's: Happy Bunny

5 things I can't live without... (1) My family (2) My computer (3) Taco Bell (4) Deserts (5) My creative thoughts

My favorite quotes...
"At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet," Plato
"I'm not mean, you're just a sissy!" Happy Bunny

I'm so over the drama & bullsh** of dating a**holes & done with the one night hook-ups. I'm looking for that one guy who wants something more in a relationship & is wanting to settle down. If you think it's you, hit me up!

If I delete your message that means I'm not interested. If I dont delete it and just haven't responde that means I'm still deciding if I wanna talk to you!
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: _bruce_ on January 09, 2013, 11:08:47 AM
Nature surely has its bad days.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: dr.chimps on January 09, 2013, 11:09:47 AM
47 seems more believable.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: TrueGrit on January 09, 2013, 11:10:00 AM
I thinks that's a dyslexic lady mixing up her 7s and 2s.....
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Conker on January 09, 2013, 11:10:08 AM
Face is just a bridge too far!
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: bigmikecox on January 09, 2013, 11:13:20 AM
Face is just a bridge too far!

Maybe with some make up it wouldnt be that bad
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 11:14:10 AM
In being a fair man, this is the best pic she has. Obviously not because of her face. Her body looks 27, face does not. I wonder what happened?
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 11:19:25 AM
Roca Wear shirt. Mudshark potential. Clearly she takes great pride in her breasts.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Conker on January 09, 2013, 11:22:10 AM
Maybe with some make up it wouldnt be that bad

Or a hood  ;D
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Thespritz0 on January 09, 2013, 11:23:17 AM
Roca Wear shirt. Mudshark potential. Clearly she takes great pride in her breasts.
^^
Wiggs, that ain't no 27 no matter how she tries to bend the numbers...
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Conker on January 09, 2013, 11:25:10 AM
Roca Wear shirt. Mudshark potential. Clearly she takes great pride in her breasts.

I'm sold! at least a BJ/tit wank on this latest showing
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 11:25:33 AM
^^
Wiggs, that ain't no 27 no matter how she tries to bend the numbers...

LOL. I should message her and say, "Are you sure you're 27? You don't look a day over 25."
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 09, 2013, 11:25:46 AM
The names Heather & I was born & raised in Vegas, but some say I have a little country in me. I love living in Vegas, all my family is here. I currently work as an office manager for a process server/private investigators company. I love going to the gym, watching tv, my favorites are Lie to Me, Criminal Minds, Law & Order: CI, & Being Human. When it comes to music I like anything & everything. Like going to BBQ's & hanging with friends. I'm looking to find that Mr. Right, & to start livin life the w
ay I should be!

In my bedroom you would find....A jigsaw puzzle of kama sutra: 82 positions & Jim Benton's: Happy Bunny

5 things I can't live without... (1) My family (2) My computer (3) Taco Bell (4) Deserts (5) My creative thoughts

My favorite quotes...
"At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet," Plato
"I'm not mean, you're just a sissy!" Happy Bunny

I'm so over the drama & bullsh** of dating a**holes & done with the one night hook-ups. I'm looking for that one guy who wants something more in a relationship & is wanting to settle down. If you think it's you, hit me up!

If I delete your message that means I'm not interested. If I dont delete it and just haven't responde that means I'm still deciding if I wanna talk to you!

this is the only relevant info....she fucks on the first date, she flat out admits it.

nice body, I'd fuck her.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Conker on January 09, 2013, 11:29:17 AM
this is the only relevant info....she fucks on the first date, she flat out admits it.

nice body, I'd fuck her.

Yeh but you are probably older than she actually is , so that don't count for much ;D
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: bigmikecox on January 09, 2013, 11:31:13 AM
Dont flame bros, but for me, id date her. Average looks, banging body. She'd probably be all into you. Im game. Vegas here i come
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Tito24 on January 09, 2013, 11:32:33 AM
i would do her
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 11:34:27 AM
Dont flame bros, but for me, id date her. Average looks, banging body. She'd probably be all into you. Im game. Vegas here i come

her body is acceptable. I just can't handle the old face. She's 27 (allegedly) bros. How does that happen? Notice none of her pics show her teeth. I gather they are a wreck.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: bigmikecox on January 09, 2013, 11:34:55 AM
her body is acceptable. I just can't handle the old face. She's 27 (allegedly) bros. How does that happen? Notice none of her pics show her teeth. I gather they are a wreck.

Meth
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: tommywishbone on January 09, 2013, 11:35:13 AM
If she's 27, I'm Leonardo DeCaprio.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 11:37:59 AM
Unfortunately for me, because she's been fucked over so many times before, I can't bring myself to contact her. Because I know what my intentions would be and I don't like adding to peoples misery.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Nails on January 09, 2013, 11:39:00 AM
Daniel Hill is 27




(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/16151_4898297412478_1554317558_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: tommywishbone on January 09, 2013, 11:39:15 AM
Unfortunately for me, because she's been fucked over so many times before, I can't bring myself to contact her. Because I know what my intentions would be and I don't like adding to peoples misery.

Good man.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 09, 2013, 11:45:57 AM
what makes you so sure she would even date you ?

some chicks don't like black dudes, regardless. 

or she might be into muscular guys
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 11:47:48 AM
what makes you so sure she would even date you ?

some chicks don't like black dudes, regardless. 

or she might be into muscular guys

Do you really want to start with me today grandpa?
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 09, 2013, 11:48:10 AM
Smoking, alcohol, no exercise, no sleep will get you this look.  :-\
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 09, 2013, 11:55:44 AM
Do you really want to start with me today grandpa?

I'm just saying, some chicks don't dig black guys.  it's a fact.

as far as "grandpa"..... you know, it might actually bother me a little if i wasn't one of the consensus best looking, best built people on this forum. 
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: TrueGrit on January 09, 2013, 11:59:28 AM
Groink is right but this chick looks like she is a friend to the blackman.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: ChopperRider on January 09, 2013, 12:00:08 PM
this is the only relevant info....she fucks on the first date, she flat out admits it.

nice body, I'd fuck her.

Good enough for Grink, good enough for the rest of us plebes.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 12:02:44 PM
I'm just saying, some chicks don't dig black guys.  it's a fact.

as far as "grandpa"..... you know, it might actually bother me a little if i wasn't one of the consensus best looking, best built people on this forum. 

Yes, and I stated in one of the pics "mudshark potential". I always know going in there's a possibility the female may not like brothers. I never take it personally.

I'm happy for you keep up the good work old man. :-*
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Parker on January 09, 2013, 12:04:20 PM
47 seems more believable.
x 2. She wishes she was 27.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 09, 2013, 12:05:45 PM
Good enough for Grink, good enough for the rest of us plebes.

I'm jujst saying that on the strength of her tits.

I would have to see a full body pic, she's got nice tits...looks like she's got a belly and could possibly be sloppy.

and Wiggs is smart about the teeth

when I was fishing, after i got burned a few times, If a girl wouldn't send me a crystal clear full body pic, no excuses, I would ignore them no matter what they said.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: ChopperRider on January 09, 2013, 12:06:06 PM
Yes, and I stated in one of the pics "mudshark potential". I always know going in there's a possibility the female may not like brothers. I never take it personally.

I'm happy for you keep up the good work old man. :-*

Wiggs, her name is Shan and she worked(s) giving massages (legit ones) over at the Venetian.

NFW she is 27.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: ChopperRider on January 09, 2013, 12:08:14 PM
I'm jujst saying that on the strength of her tits.

I would have to see a full body pic, she's got nice tits...looks like she's got a belly and could possibly be sloppy.

and Wiggs is smart about the teeth

when I was fishing, after i got burned a few times, If a girl wouldn't send me a crystal clear full body pic, no excuses, I would ignore them no matter what they said.

S'okay, you know the game, you know the rules, you have developed a good sense for a decent woman.

It's all good.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 12:08:49 PM
Wiggs, her name is Shan and she worked(s) giving massages (legit ones) over at the Venetian.

NFW she is 27.

LMAO! How in the hell do you know this?
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Archer77 on January 09, 2013, 12:14:18 PM
I think that's a typo and its the year she was born.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 09, 2013, 12:16:42 PM
LOL. I should message her and say, "Are you sure you're 27? You don't look a day over 25."

HAHAHAHA. Please do.

Some girls just have bad bad genetics.  :-\
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: bigmikecox on January 09, 2013, 12:17:36 PM
I'm just saying, some chicks don't dig black guys.  it's a fact.

as far as "grandpa"..... you know, it might actually bother me a little if i wasn't one of the consensus best looking, best built people on this forum. 

She's down with the team
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 09, 2013, 12:17:55 PM
what makes you so sure she would even date you ?

some chicks don't like black dudes, regardless. 

or she might be into muscular guys

Oh lolz.  :)

This thread has great potential.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Nails on January 09, 2013, 12:20:39 PM
faces of Meth
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Archer77 on January 09, 2013, 12:21:12 PM
I'm just saying, some chicks don't dig black guys.  it's a fact.

It's an ego thing that make it difficult for them to accept.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: bigmikecox on January 09, 2013, 12:21:49 PM
Yes, and I stated in one of the pics "mudshark potential". I always know going in there's a possibility the female may not like brothers. I never take it personally.

I'm happy for you keep up the good work old man. :-*

LMAO! Brotha's got radar for that sort of thing
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: bigmikecox on January 09, 2013, 12:22:52 PM
Booking my flight to Vegas now!
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 12:23:58 PM
Booking my flight to Vegas now!

lmao
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Parker on January 09, 2013, 12:25:54 PM
Roca Wear shirt. Mudshark potential. Clearly she takes great pride in her breasts.
its her only saving grace. And it's a distraction from the 47 yr old face. I mean she has old woman jowls.
Even my mother doesn't have that.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: ChopperRider on January 09, 2013, 12:29:29 PM
LMAO! How in the hell do you know this?

Go check, she was trying to get hired at the Bellagio
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Marty Champions on January 09, 2013, 12:30:23 PM
give her some blue eye contacts, wigger up her hair some , and shell be hot
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Pet shop boys on January 09, 2013, 12:31:44 PM
Taken from POF. Clearly drugs/delusions are an integral part of her daily regiment.
 :-X


90 % of chicks on POF lie about their age.....she looks mid 40's.
Could easily be 50


WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 09, 2013, 12:37:22 PM

90 % of chicks on POF lie about their age.....she looks mid 40's.
Could easily be 50


WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH

True, but most of them fudge four, five years..if they are 36, they will say 31, 32..this chick looks like she's lying to the tune of a decade plus, brass balls...LOL
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 12:42:46 PM
I'll keep watching out.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: _bruce_ on January 09, 2013, 12:43:01 PM
I think that's a typo and its the year she was born.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: snx on January 09, 2013, 12:53:43 PM
This thread delivering getbig lolz at its very best. Classic stuff gents.

By the way: if you're an office manager in a respectable firm, I seem quite sure that it would behoove you to NOT post a picture of you in lingerie pressing your boobs together on the internet for all to see. You know, in case people at work see it...people at work that decide if you're management material or not. That sort of thing...discretion being the better part of valor.

As for us, I'm glad she did it. Though our actions/comments were probably not her intended result.


Or, judging by BMC and Groink's posts...perhaps it was!  ;D
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Thespritz0 on January 09, 2013, 12:55:44 PM
LOL. I should message her and say, "Are you sure you're 27? You don't look a day over 25."
^^
BRO- do it!!!  See what she says... keep us informed :) :D
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Dr.J on January 09, 2013, 01:20:35 PM
Yes...she is not fucking 27...fifties easy..

BUT IM GOING TO POINT OUT THAT IN NONE OF THOSE PICS DID SHE SMILE...THIS MAKES YOU LOOK YOUNGER....MY THOUGHTS ARE HER TEETH ARE ALL FUCKED UP FROM SMOKING DRINKING AND METH...WIGGS...DOES SHE SHIW HER TEETH ON ANY OF THE PICS?
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 09, 2013, 01:24:27 PM
Wiggs is a very appreciated poster on getbig, for many years. Kudos.   ;D ;D 8)
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: dr.chimps on January 09, 2013, 01:28:09 PM
I'll keep watching out.
Channeling Cuba Gooding's search for a career.   
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 01:43:37 PM
Due to popular demand, here are more pics, including one where she kind of shows her teeth.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 01:45:42 PM
At some point something went terribly wrong. Perhaps she was near the Nevada Test Site where they used to test nuclear weapons? Just a thought.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Archer77 on January 09, 2013, 01:46:08 PM
Due to popular demand, here are more pics, including one where she kind of shows her teeth.

It just got a whole lot worse. You mean her dentures?
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 09, 2013, 01:47:28 PM
Due to popular demand, here are more pics, including one where she kind of shows her teeth.

oof.  I categorically retract any previous statements about this woman being bangable

Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 01:49:46 PM
oof.  I categorically retract any previous statements about this woman being bangable



LMAO! No take backs.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: snx on January 09, 2013, 01:49:57 PM
Progeria. Hell of a disease.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: V Man on January 09, 2013, 01:50:49 PM
Maybe she started smoking at the age of 5?
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 09, 2013, 01:52:02 PM
She's just very unlucky with genetics. :'(

Body is 27....no meth face...not alot of wrinkles.

Throw her a bone guys.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 09, 2013, 01:52:08 PM
LMAO! No take backs.

ha haaaa

her face looks like a marionette
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 01:52:44 PM
Maybe she started smoking at the age of 5?


lolz
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: bigmikecox on January 09, 2013, 01:58:37 PM
She's just very unlucky with genetics. :'(

Body is 27....no meth face...not alot of wrinkles.

Throw her a bone guys.


Id throw her my bone! RAW
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Archer77 on January 09, 2013, 02:00:46 PM
Id throw her my bone! RAW

BMC doesn't get AIDS, he gives AIDS bigmikecox.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 02:04:18 PM
Id throw her my bone! RAW

Come on man?! :-X
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 09, 2013, 02:06:25 PM
Come on man?! :-X

I think it's safe to say BMC will fuck anything with a heartbeat, and he's fine with that  ;D
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: snx on January 09, 2013, 02:06:43 PM
That's not Georgia Engel

Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: lightweight83 on January 09, 2013, 02:07:16 PM
Hard to believe that I'm 2 years older than her, or at least 2 years older than she says she is. LOL.  Pretty decent body, and great looking tits!  

I'm 90% sure she doesn't have her real teeth, which is why she looks so old!  Her face has that sunk in look that old people have once they lose their real teeth.  Most likely why she doesn't show them in pics as well.

With this said, I can't be the only one thinking.....GUMJOB!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: dr.chimps on January 09, 2013, 02:07:25 PM
her face looks like a marionette

Maybe she started smoking at the age of 5?
Ok. Now, you guys are cooking. Funny stuff.      ;D
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: bigmikecox on January 10, 2013, 05:16:13 AM
BMC doesn't get AIDS, he gives AIDS bigmikecox.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: bigmikecox on January 10, 2013, 05:17:26 AM
I think it's safe to say BMC will fuck anything with a heartbeat, and he's fine with that  ;D

Not ANYTHING.....   ::)
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Fury on January 10, 2013, 05:20:49 AM
A woman lying about her age on the Internet? That's unheard of! It's not like they don't lie about their age in real life or anything.....
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: The Italian Lifter on January 10, 2013, 05:30:03 AM
even is she was hot (which she's not) did you take a close look at those eyes?????

imagine find her at night on your way to the wc...........now that's scary
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: BigCyp on January 10, 2013, 05:57:40 AM
It's only grey if you want it to be
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: bigmikecox on January 10, 2013, 06:03:11 AM
I would pound her into submission! Something about non attractive, low self esteem white girls i love
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 10, 2013, 06:16:23 AM
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/files/2012/12/mcconaughey-dbc.jpg)
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: TrueGrit on January 10, 2013, 06:36:30 AM
A woman lying about her age on the Internet? That's unheard of! It's not like they don't lie about their age in real life or anything.....

This. At least she is actually a woman. On the internets a 'woman' is often not even a female. She has that going for her.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: lovemonkey on January 10, 2013, 07:01:05 AM
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Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: syntaxmachine on January 10, 2013, 07:08:22 AM
The names Heather & I was born & raised in Vegas, but some say I have a little country in me.

So that's where your idea to cook meth in the bathtub comes from.

I love living in Vegas, all my family is here. I currently work as an office manager for a process server/private investigators company. I love going to the gym, watching tv, my favorites are Lie to Me, Criminal Minds, Law & Order: CI, & Being Human. When it comes to music I like anything & everything. Like going to BBQ's & hanging with friends. I'm looking to find that Mr. Right, & to start livin life the w
ay I should be!

Protip to the ladies: your thinking that what you watch on T.V. is a great topic of conversation marks you as a vapid, fungible hoebag. Certain men may disagree, which marks them as vapid, fungible douches.

5 things I can't live without... (1) My family (2) My computer (3) Taco Bell (4) Deserts (5) My creative thoughts

Stay classy.

I'm so over the drama & bullsh** of dating a**holes & done with the one night hook-ups. I'm looking for that one guy who wants something more in a relationship & is wanting to settle down. If you think it's you, hit me up!

From what I've heard, these sort of "not looking for a hookup" types end up blowing you back at their place  after coffee on the first date. Would a normal women need such a preamble to begin with?



Edit: Beaten on the last point
this is the only relevant info....she fucks on the first date, she flat out admits it.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Viking11 on January 10, 2013, 10:22:41 AM
She can't count to 28. Would not hit.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: tu_holmes on January 10, 2013, 10:24:39 AM
Not ANYTHING.....   ::)

Your idea of a "hittable" woman is just "more flexible" than some others right?

No crime there.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Archer77 on January 10, 2013, 10:33:25 AM
Hey, I just had a stroke of genius.  Maybe its her breasts that are 27 years old. The rest is 58.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Natural Man on January 10, 2013, 11:09:35 AM
i thought you were in love with that poor girl you posed with what, one month ago?
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 10, 2013, 11:13:38 AM
i thought you were in love with that poor girl you posed with what, one month ago?

It wasn't a month ago it was back in Sep. or Oct. She was 21 or 22, there's no way in hell I'm starting a relationship with 22 year old and I'm 33. I wasn't in love with her, I was in lust with her. It was great.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Krankenstein on January 10, 2013, 11:17:13 AM
5 things I can't live without... (1) My family (2) My computer (3) Taco Bell (4) Deserts (5) My creative thoughts
wanna talk to you!

Please write her a little note and explain the difference between deserts and desserts.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: snx on January 10, 2013, 11:17:53 AM
So that's where your idea to cook meth in the bathtub comes from.

Protip to the ladies: your thinking that what you watch on T.V. is a great topic of conversation marks you as a vapid, fungible hoebag. Certain men may disagree, which marks them as vapid, fungible douches.

Stay classy.

From what I've heard, these sort of "not looking for a hookup" types end up blowing you back at their place  after coffee on the first date. Would a normal women need such a preamble to begin with?



Edit: Beaten on the last point

LOLd at "fungible". Been a long time since I used that word at work. Mind if I borrow it for a bit in this afternoon's budget meeting? In your honor, I will drop the term no less than twice, but not more than four times in the next 4 days.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: TrueGrit on January 10, 2013, 11:23:47 AM
It wasn't a month ago it was back in Sep. or Oct. She was 21 or 22, there's no way in hell I'm starting a relationship with 22 year old and I'm 33. I wasn't in love with her, I was in lust with her. It was great.

Nothing wrong with the guy being 10-15 years older. In fact, it was often that way years ago.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: syntaxmachine on January 10, 2013, 11:25:01 AM
LOLd at "fungible". Been a long time since I used that word at work. Mind if I borrow it for a bit in this afternoon's budget meeting? In your honor, I will drop the term no less than twice, but not more than four times in the next 4 days.

Yes, I would be honored.

Try to sneak it in naturally: don't pause for a moment before and after delivering the word, don't raise your eyebrows, etc.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Wiggs on January 10, 2013, 11:32:57 AM
Nothing wrong with the guy being 10-15 years older. In fact, it was often that way years ago.

It's a different world bro. It doesn't work in the states. 3rd world country yes.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 10, 2013, 11:36:08 AM
Yikes, that bish is ugly as sin. At most I'd tug One out to porn, run over to her and crack on her tits.......and thanks ONLY if her fridge is stocked with capt crunch and suzy q's
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 10, 2013, 12:44:24 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=454365.0;attach=499751;image)

I think she starred in The Hills Have Eyes, the uncensored directors cut...
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: snx on January 10, 2013, 12:50:00 PM
Yes, I would be honored.

Try to sneak it in naturally: don't pause for a moment before and after delivering the word, don't raise your eyebrows, etc.

Done! It went over perfectly.

Much to my expectation, those rubes just nodded their heads as if they knew what fungible was. I guarantee half of them thought I made it up, and the other half went to go look it up after the meeting. I'm waiting to call out my first casualty who uses it in the office in the next day or two. I'll be watching them! I'll remind them of your copyright.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: tommywishbone on January 10, 2013, 03:57:34 PM
Yikes, that bish is ugly as sin. At most I'd tug One out to porn, run over to her and crack on her tits.......and thanks ONLY if her fridge is stocked with capt crunch and suzy q's
;D ;D thank you sir for a moment of sanity.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: dj181 on January 10, 2013, 04:00:51 PM
Nothing wrong with the guy being 10-15 years older. In fact, it was often that way years ago.

agreed

i got 17 years on my current squeeze
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: cephissus on January 10, 2013, 04:51:32 PM
it's a given that these "i'm not an easy hookup" or more generally, "not that kind of girl" types most definitely ARE... but how do you approach them?  i've always thought these types are "on guard" and too much hassle to even bother with.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: RS on January 10, 2013, 05:00:44 PM
Honestly - I couldn't even waste a load on it.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 10, 2013, 05:57:36 PM
agreed

i got 17 years on my current squeeze

That's deplorable. that makes her what, 20-24 ? I could do that all day long but I believe you let a young person live their life and be with people their own age, and experience life. it's real easy to impress kids.

I always knew you were a dirty old man
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Howard on January 10, 2013, 06:00:22 PM
her body is acceptable. I just can't handle the old face. She's 27 (allegedly) bros. How does that happen? Notice none of her pics show her teeth. I gather they are a wreck.

If she is really 27, my mother is 25.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: tu_holmes on January 10, 2013, 06:53:34 PM
That's deplorable. that makes her what, 20-24 ? I could do that all day long but I believe you let a young person live their life and be with people their own age, and experience life. it's real easy to impress kids.

I always knew you were a dirty old man

I don't think 24 is bad to date... Odds of you guys working out are pretty damn slim, but it's not impossible.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: WOOO on January 10, 2013, 06:55:05 PM
Would not hit. I'd be doing her a favor and I'm not trying to do favors today.

x2... well played
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: chaos on January 10, 2013, 07:22:23 PM
Pics of Wigglet hitting that?
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: tommywishbone on January 10, 2013, 07:22:58 PM
Pics of Wigglet hitting that?

No!
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 10, 2013, 07:34:43 PM
I don't think 24 is bad to date... Odds of you guys working out are pretty damn slim, but it's not impossible.

It's just me, Im not naive..i know guys go for the young pussy. I could do it too, i just ain't built like that, i feel like a pervert. IMO guys like that are immature and just looking to get laid with a nice piece of ass, and don't give a shit that they are messing with someone who could be their daughter. I'm sorry but that's fucked in my book

Maybe having a female child makes it that way, because i know if some guy 17 years older than her came calling, he would be sent fucking packing with an earful from me on how he should be fucking ashamed of himself.

I know i won't win many friends here with that opinion, but i've always been like that, even before i had a kid come to think of it.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Marty Champions on January 10, 2013, 07:45:56 PM
whats wrong with being a pervent groink

and what if hes 6feet6

if someon is taller shouldnt you adhere by his standards and put yours in the backseat?
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: tu_holmes on January 10, 2013, 07:47:31 PM
It's just me, Im not naive..i know guys go for the young pussy. I could do it too, i just ain't built like that, i feel like a pervert. IMO guys like that are immature and just looking to get laid with a nice piece of ass, and don't give a shit that they are messing with someone who could be their daughter. I'm sorry but that's fucked in my book

Maybe having a female child makes it that way, because i know if some guy 17 years older than her came calling, he would be sent fucking packing with an earful from me on how he should be fucking ashamed of himself.

I know i won't win many friends here with that opinion, but i've always been like that, even before i had a kid come to think of it.

I have dated young and older women... Everything in between.

The girl I'm moving in with, she just turned 35. She's great. I couldn't imagine my life without her, but I'd be lying if I said that I didn't mess around with young party girls when I was running around.

I'm a million times happier now, but yeah, I had my moments.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: syntaxmachine on January 10, 2013, 08:05:32 PM
I have dated young and older man... Everything in between.

The girl I'm moving in with, she just turned 35. She's great. I couldn't imagine my life without her, but I'd be lying if I said that I didn't mess around with young party girls when I was running around.

I'm a million times happier now, but yeah, I had my moments.

Well that's a pretty straight forward OUTED!
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: tu_holmes on January 10, 2013, 08:18:49 PM
Well that's a pretty straight forward OUTED!

I don't think I get it. ???
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 10, 2013, 08:20:38 PM
I have dated young and older man...

get it now ?  ;D
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: tu_holmes on January 10, 2013, 08:23:01 PM
get it now ?  ;D

Ahh... Stupid autocorrect on the damn thing.

HAHAHA!!!

PWNED by the PC...

Women of course, but yeah... ok.

Self outed by the computer.

;D
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: TrueBB93 on January 10, 2013, 08:25:21 PM
LOL! ^
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: dj181 on January 10, 2013, 11:24:10 PM
she's only one girl that i'm involveed with now, the other one is my age mid-late 30's

when i was a young punkass ages 19-24 i mostly dated women who were in thier mid-late 30's

Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: BigCyp on January 11, 2013, 12:50:57 AM
she's only one girl that i'm involveed with now, the other one is my age mid-late 30's

when i was a young punkass ages 19-24 i mostly dated women who were in thier mid-late 30's



As long as they all like the Shitels its ok
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: dj181 on January 11, 2013, 01:05:58 AM
As long as they all like the Shitels its ok

lol

and don't forget about ambrosia ;D

in fact, i just sent an sms to the 30 something one with the following lyric from this tune

"more than an easy feeling she brings over me, how can i tell you what it means to me..."

Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Tapeworm on January 11, 2013, 03:41:47 AM
27?  In a pigs ass!  Which would be a preferable place to be.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: _bruce_ on January 11, 2013, 04:41:09 AM
whats wrong with being a pervent groink

and what if hes 6feet6

if someon is taller shouldnt you adhere by his standards and put yours in the backseat?

Falcon bringing the bean powered common sense.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 11, 2013, 04:57:09 AM
whats wrong with being a pervent groink


Yes, it is important to be a fervent pervent.
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: CalvinH on January 11, 2013, 05:03:33 AM
Bitch is ugly as sin :-X
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Ronnie Rep on January 11, 2013, 08:08:34 AM
Taken from POF. Clearly drugs/delusions are an integral part of her daily regiment.
 :-X
Maybe 37 probably 47!
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Rome on January 11, 2013, 11:43:41 AM
...."done with the one night hook-ups" / "Looking for a God fearing man."
Loosely translated = "I've been riding the dick merry go round for a decade and NOW I want a nice schmuck to call my used sperm receptacle HIS VERY OWN."
Great. What a prize.  ::)
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: bigmikecox on January 11, 2013, 12:10:20 PM
I WOULD STILL SMASH HER OLD ASS!!!

its just a nut fellas! You aint got to marry her....
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 11, 2013, 12:15:46 PM
I WOULD STILL SMASH HER OLD ASS!!!

its just a nut fellas! You aint got to marry her....


I don't know about you, but you couldn't pay me to have that thing hanging all over me, trying to kiss me with that puppet head...aaaacccckkkk  :P :-X
Title: Re: The oldest age 27 I've ever seen
Post by: MikMaq on January 11, 2013, 12:33:28 PM
whats wrong with being a pervent groink

and what if hes 6feet6

if someon is taller shouldnt you adhere by his standards and put yours in the backseat?
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