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Title: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Your Average GymRat on November 20, 2012, 07:58:13 PM
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chick was on me from the word go. Ended up driving her home after her shift ended, and she started blowing me as I drove. Then we went into her apartment and had mad sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Mjolnir on November 20, 2012, 07:59:43 PM
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian dude was on me from the word go. Ended up driving him home after her shift ended, and he started plowing my ass as I drove. Then we went into his apartment and had mad sex in my ass. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.
Fixed ;D
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Howard on November 20, 2012, 08:03:48 PM
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chap was on me from the word go. Ended up driving HIM home after his shaft bended, and I started blowing him as we drove. Then we went into his apartment and had mad  BUTT sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.
fixed for reality 8)

Ok, so what kind of lube did he use when he rammed ya?
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: hrspwr on November 20, 2012, 08:07:59 PM
I showed up at the strip joint and then I went home and jerked off, I had two kit kats and some ice cream and then cried. For me this happens everyday.
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Howard on November 20, 2012, 08:21:19 PM


Best one yet.
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Howard on November 20, 2012, 08:23:17 PM
You ARE a day late and a dollar short. The other knucklehaed already issued the same post. The two of you are WORSE than puppy POOP.
fixed for correct grammer
signed Mrs Dingleberry, your 9th gr English teacher
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: bike nut on November 20, 2012, 08:52:19 PM
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chick was on me from the word go. Ended up driving her home after her shift ended, and she started blowing me ass I drove. Then we went into her apartment and had mad sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.

That is a VERY cool story, I'm surprised it doesn't contain the word "bro".
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: 240 is Back on November 20, 2012, 09:00:10 PM
i wish things like that happened to me more often.
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: trapz101 on November 20, 2012, 09:20:12 PM


sounds like a typical getbigger
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Everhard on November 20, 2012, 11:12:42 PM
Most Brazilian stripper are she-males. Maybe that is why she/he let you fuck she/he in the ass.
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: 3Dkiller on November 20, 2012, 11:45:52 PM
fixed for reality 8)

Ok, so what kind of lube did he use when he rammed ya?

Muahauha ;D
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: 3Dkiller on November 20, 2012, 11:46:47 PM
Fixed ;D

Classic !  ;D
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: wolfgang187 on November 20, 2012, 11:46:58 PM
Lets get some pictures then
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: bigjim on November 21, 2012, 01:04:54 AM
So shes a stripper who fucks random guys after accepting a lift home from them and taking them into her house.

A girl like this would have no issue with being photographed so why not get a pic with your phone with a computer in the back ground with getbig on the screen.

A stud like you has no problem fucking chicks on a regular basis so this task should be no problem for you.

You come on here to brag but I call bullshit this did not happen feel free to prove me wrong, but you wont will you.  ::)
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: pedro01 on November 21, 2012, 01:55:13 AM
You come on here to brag but I call bullshit this did not happen feel free to prove me wrong, but you wont will you.  ::)

Ya reckon  ::)
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: GoneAway on November 21, 2012, 03:13:28 AM
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chick was on me from the word go. Ended up driving her home after her shift ended, and she started blowing me as I drove. Then we went into her apartment and had mad sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.

Good. You're using her for her only purpose. She's a stripper so it seems she knows her only purpose too. Those looks will fade fast and she'll be an old Brazilian stripper with a body too ugly to show. That's when she can pull the plug.
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: WOOO on November 21, 2012, 04:38:19 AM
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chick was on me from the word go. Ended up driving her home after her shift ended, and she started blowing me as I drove. Then we went into her apartment and had mad sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.

queer
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Ronnie Rep on November 21, 2012, 04:47:29 AM
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chick was on me from the word go. Ended up driving her home after her shift ended, and she started blowing me as I drove. Then we went into her apartment and had mad sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.
Then you woke up with the sheets stuck to you!
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Krankenstein on November 21, 2012, 04:59:36 AM
Uh, I wouldn't consider my stunning good looks and tiny cock to be "random". It's actually guys like you that drive women like this to me and G-Thang. Let me just be clear on this: I was seduced by the dangling juicy man-unit I saw.

Fizixed for da truth bro
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Marty Champions on November 21, 2012, 05:08:37 AM
Is this MemberX he was a solid poster
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on November 21, 2012, 06:07:21 AM
Enjoy the herpes
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Tapeworm on November 21, 2012, 06:15:16 AM
etc etc.  Took a crane to get it out.
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Hulkotron on November 21, 2012, 06:16:33 AM
Is this MemberX he was a solid poster

No Johnny this is just Asif, he is Pakistani.
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Hulkotron on November 21, 2012, 06:28:21 AM
Look at Homo-tron, as usual trying way too hard. Homo-tron is at best a third tier poster who can't quite be as "witty" as he would like to be. Has the balls of a gnat.

I actually feel bad for the fellow quoted above despite his undue vitriol towards me.  It must be hard being ashamed of your race and physical appearance.
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: CalvinH on November 21, 2012, 07:25:38 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Dr.J on November 23, 2012, 06:52:12 PM
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chick was on me from the word go. Ended up driving her home after her shift ended, and she started blowing me as I drove. Then we went into
her apartment and had mad sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a oncion a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.
what is your locaton?!
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: danabol on November 23, 2012, 07:41:26 PM
i wish things like that happened to me more often.

what rammed by a guy  :o
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: magikusar on November 24, 2012, 01:49:31 AM
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian dude was on me from the word go. Ended up driving him home after her shift ended, and he started plowing my ass as I drove. Then we went into his apartment and had mad sex in my ass. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.

Fixed ;D

you sir, made my day, this is why I read getbig

fukin laughed my balls off
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: magikusar on November 24, 2012, 01:52:48 AM


LOLZ

lol
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: magikusar on November 24, 2012, 01:55:44 AM
lets level set folks

brazilian chix have busted faces

in los angeles here they are porn skanks

now some and I mean not all have good round ass from roids and nice bod from lipo and some other work

this does not save them from the milage they rakc up from being fucked 20 times a day in porn for year or two

they then either get preg or move mom n kin from shitville brazil to hovvel in east LA and move back there with payment from sap who preged them

they have in general 10x times the tude for thier looks level, and somehow think thier stink face doesnt bring thier looks down

this is of course gneralizeing but general rule stands there may be exceptions etc for los angeles

stay posative shtibirds
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: magikusar on November 24, 2012, 01:58:18 AM
Most Brazilian stripper are she-males. Maybe that is why she/he let you fuck she/he in the ass.

wisdom here
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 24, 2012, 02:04:31 AM
Got fucked in the ass by a bunch o' fag from the word go. Ended up driving Goodrum to Black Friday and started blowing Goodrum and Vissy like no tomorrow. Then we went into Alex23s apartment and had mad sex with moosegay, pillowtalk and Benny_B.
Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.

Go you.
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: gracie bjj on November 24, 2012, 08:06:17 AM
ive had similar experiances with brazilian strippers myself, did you eat her out n lick her ass also?
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: littleguns on November 24, 2012, 08:28:25 AM
Pre or post op
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: anabolichalo on November 24, 2012, 09:22:14 AM
anal sex doesnt seem worth it

all that preparation of cleansing out the gastrointestinal system just to jam a cock up an asshole

doesnt seem like a natural or impulsive thing to do in the heat of passion
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: gracie bjj on November 24, 2012, 09:30:19 AM
claudia had a really loose ass, my cock would go all the way in there with no problem at all
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: anabolichalo on November 24, 2012, 09:31:46 AM
claudia had a really loose ass, my cock would go all the way in there with no problem at all
as opposed to in a tight ass ?  ::)


Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: gracie bjj on November 24, 2012, 09:37:04 AM
we had some good times together though, we where always fucking somewhere. we used to get so horny while we where driving we would pull over in a shopping center parking lot n i would fuck her ass so hard it was unreal. i miss those days n till this day never had another women as horny as her or as freaky as her
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: anabolichalo on November 24, 2012, 09:40:03 AM
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chick was on me from the word go. Ended up driving her home after her shift ended, and she started blowing me as I drove. Then we went into her apartment and had mad sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.
sex is irrelevant

money and muscles are the best of life
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: gracie bjj on November 24, 2012, 09:44:40 AM
if u r american n r single u can fuck tons of broads from south america, atleast thats how it was when i was working at the brasilian nightclubs. alot of them r looking for citizanship n r looking to marry for papers
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 24, 2012, 09:45:30 AM
now you can just sit back and wait for the STDs to kick in.
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Voice of Doom on November 24, 2012, 10:22:53 AM
PICS!   >:(
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 24, 2012, 11:06:24 AM
now you can just sit back and wait for the AIDS to kick in.

Fixed.
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Hulkotron on November 24, 2012, 11:26:59 AM
sex is irrelevant

money and muscles are the best of life

Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on November 24, 2012, 02:14:45 PM
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chick was on me from the word go. Ended up driving her home after her shift ended, and she started blowing me as I drove. Then we went into her apartment and had mad sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.

What did you say his name was?

THE BEEF
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: abijahmaniaco on November 24, 2012, 03:35:57 PM
That is a VERY cool story, I'm surprised it doesn't contain the word "bro".

 ;D
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: abijahmaniaco on November 24, 2012, 03:38:58 PM
So shes a stripper who fucks random guys after accepting a lift home from them and taking them into her house.

A girl like this would have no issue with being photographed so why not get a pic with your phone with a computer in the back ground with getbig on the screen.

A stud like you has no problem fucking chicks on a regular basis so this task should be no problem for you.

You come on here to brag but I call bullshit this did not happen feel free to prove me wrong, but you wont will you.  ::)

exposed
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: rocco-x on November 24, 2012, 07:04:57 PM
now you can just sit back and wait for the STDs to kick in.
lmao...when it burns when you pee and worms start coming out it might be too late.if all's good fuck her till her colon collapses and her uterus falls out.i got offered $10,000 and a piece of farmland in Brazil to marry some chick from brazil at the bar i used to hang in.fucked her for about a month until she tried to tell me she was on the pill and i didn't have to wear a tophat...fuck that.her friend told me she was trying to get knocked up so i'd HAVE to either marry her or pay her way.  não obrigado ... sem luva sem amor
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: magikusar on November 24, 2012, 07:59:34 PM
now you can just sit back and wait for the STDs to kick in.

lol
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: Benny B on November 24, 2012, 10:31:17 PM
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chick was on me from the word go. Ended up driving her home after her shift ended, and she started blowing me as I drove. Then we went into her apartment and had mad sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.

congrats, stud...fucking whores in the ass is a momentous accomplishment for a loser like you.
Title: Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
Post by: hardgainerj on November 24, 2012, 10:35:19 PM
Maybe for a green card but not for a ride in respect to Brazilian women